Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I still can't get over the fact that Bob goes to bed at around eight in the morning. Like, he has to be a night owl when he's talking in front of a green screen or being an e-fascist:
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It's adorable that he uses a sexbot article to bash men. As Glenn Reynolds has repeatedly observed, women are already far and away the most voracious consumers of primitive sex robots, in the form of vibrators.
That's liberation if a woman does it, you idiot. I bet you don't even support legbeards masturbating to anime in public like an enlightened man would.
 
That's liberation if a woman does it, you idiot. I bet you don't even support legbeards masturbating to anime in public like an enlightened man would.

Ah right, of course, beg your pardon. We can be assured, however, that whatever women do purchase sexbots, they won't be buying any that look like Bob.
 
Reading from page 465 of this thread and up... Yeah. And this is me also ignoring all the video game, comic book, movie-related, etc. BS Blob is wasting his life obsessing over, as per usual.

This guy is worse than Hitler (for me, this is whom Blob sadly comes off as with his "Superior Future" diatribes and posturing) in my eyes. It's hard for me to say this, too: at the very least, Hitler was trying to get stuff done to better this ruined nation, even if a good majority of that stuff was was unfortunately somewhat villainous and harmful to the world at large, according to my mediocre education on the buildup to and overall history of WWII... Also, Hitler had ideas (hell, he did a lot of speeches as well on some of them... Something Blob is trying to do, but failing royally at as well - FACT.) that suggested he cared about his people and the state of his nation and why it needed fixing, way back when, despite not going about it the best of ways, what with the attempted genocide of certain ethnic minorities.

It sounds more and more to me that Blob would love nothing more than to be Hitler 2.0, despite not knowing that's what he's ultimately coming off as with how he presents himself in his political/social issue dabblings all over the net, as of late. Too bad Hitler outclasses him in every level required to be taken as a threat, whether heroic to some and/or villainous to others. Blob doesn't have the IQ, charisma, influence, connections, or drive required to make dreams he wants to come true do just that.

Yeah, it sucks to be bullied in HS - I can sympathize with that much. Too bad, and I'm sure it's been pointed out here by now, it's real sad as fuck that Blob never grew out of it and now he thinks he has to be in charge of everything / ruin the lives of others who disagree with him through some cartoon villain - level dominance BS, all in order to better himself, when the true key was to let go of such BS in his past currently still holding him back to this day - starting with getting away from all those video games, fast food, and applying for a real job. All stuff he ain't gonna do fast enough to save what's left of his sad excuse for a life, either, so there that is.

TL;DR - Blob, while he doesn't say what I'm starting to think is obvious, feels like he wants to be Hitler 2.0 to me, but Hitler (even in death) still has him beat all around. Then again, maybe dialing back the dictator talk and trying to avoid doing so would help him out quite a lot, too, honestly.

I'm sure what I'm saying sounds crazy as fuck, too - but that's just how I feel about all of this, which I can only help so much, as I couldn't keep my mouth shut on this for too long, knowing how sad and pathetic it all is for this guy and anyone like him who could be worse. Far worse...

Hitler dragged humanity through the worst bullshit we've ever been through. Saying Bob is worse is kinda silly. Bob is just a sad lonely neckbeard who's mad he can't rail Princess Peach in a holodeck and decided that was all Trump's fault.
 
Hitler dragged humanity through the worst bullshit we've ever been through. Saying Bob is worse is kinda silly. Bob is just a sad lonely neckbeard who's mad he can't rail Princess Peach in a holodeck and decided that was all Trump's fault.

Spoken for truth on all counts - I just think Bob could stand to talk a lot less, is what I'm really trying to say. Then again, that begins with him getting more sleep. Much more fucking sleep.
 
If that was true, it's great to see a movie reviewer who doesn't have the attention span needed for movies who believes he will never be rendered obsolete.

A genuinely Superior Future would definitely have better movie critics than a grotesquely obese manbaby who fantasizes himself as some kind of enlightened dictator while sucking on a pacifier and going goo goo at a Mario themed crib mobile.
 
Reading from page 465 of this thread and up... Yeah. And this is me also ignoring all the video game, comic book, movie-related, etc. BS Blob is wasting his life obsessing over, as per usual.

This guy is worse than Hitler (for me, this is whom Blob sadly comes off as with his "Superior Future" diatribes and posturing) in my eyes. It's hard for me to say this, too: at the very least, Hitler was trying to get stuff done to better this ruined nation, even if a good majority of that stuff was was unfortunately somewhat villainous and harmful to the world at large, according to my mediocre education on the buildup to and overall history of WWII... Also, Hitler had ideas (hell, he did a lot of speeches as well on some of them... Something Blob is trying to do, but failing royally at as well - FACT.) that suggested he cared about his people and the state of his nation and why it needed fixing, way back when, despite not going about it the best of ways, what with the attempted genocide of certain ethnic minorities.

It sounds more and more to me that Blob would love nothing more than to be Hitler 2.0, despite not knowing that's what he's ultimately coming off as with how he presents himself in his political/social issue dabblings all over the net, as of late. Too bad Hitler outclasses him in every level required to be taken as a threat, whether heroic to some and/or villainous to others. Blob doesn't have the IQ, charisma, influence, connections, or drive required to make dreams he wants to come true do just that.

Yeah, it sucks to be bullied in HS - I can sympathize with that much. Too bad, and I'm sure it's been pointed out here by now, it's real sad as fuck that Blob never grew out of it and now he thinks he has to be in charge of everything / ruin the lives of others who disagree with him through some cartoon villain - level dominance BS, all in order to better himself, when the true key was to let go of such BS in his past currently still holding him back to this day - starting with getting away from all those video games, fast food, and applying for a real job. All stuff he ain't gonna do fast enough to save what's left of his sad excuse for a life, either, so there that is.

TL;DR - Blob, while he doesn't say what I'm starting to think is obvious, feels like he wants to be Hitler 2.0 to me, but Hitler (even in death) still has him beat all around. Then again, maybe dialing back the dictator talk and trying to avoid doing so would help him out quite a lot, too, honestly.

I'm sure what I'm saying sounds crazy as fuck, too - but that's just how I feel about all of this, which I can only help so much, as I couldn't keep my mouth shut on this for too long, knowing how sad and pathetic it all is for this guy and anyone like him who could be worse. Far worse...

Keep this up and you'll get your own halal thread.
 
Serious question. Was Bob fucked from the moment he was born or was there ever some hope for him?
I'd say once he started getting bullied during high school was when Bob's life went south. If he went unnoticed at school he'd probably be an inoffensive Mario autist, just another neckbeard Nintendo sperg. However high school was when Bob started seeing everything as the underdogs/nerds vs the jocks. For instance he saw the PlayStation as the meathead jock to Nintendo's lovable dork. As time went on this mentality mutated to include everyone who disagrees with him on social and political issues.

You see this in his politics today, such as how he constantly criticizes Republicans and anyone else who disagrees with him.
 
Is there any proof he was actually bullied? Not that it's hard to believe....but I can also see him as a loner who nobody paid any attention to. He probably grew to resent the "dudebros" who got the girls while a "nice guy" like him couldn't.
 
Is there any proof he was actually bullied? Not that it's hard to believe....but I can also see him as a loner who nobody paid any attention to. He probably grew to resent the "dudebros" who got the girls while a "nice guy" like him couldn't.

Our best source of info on that would come from his book, which AFAIK does not mention bullying in the slightest.
 
Reading from page 465 of this thread and up... Yeah. And this is me also ignoring all the video game, comic book, movie-related, etc. BS Blob is wasting his life obsessing over, as per usual.

This guy is worse than Hitler (for me, this is whom Blob sadly comes off as with his "Superior Future" diatribes and posturing) in my eyes. It's hard for me to say this, too: at the very least, Hitler was trying to get stuff done to better this ruined nation, even if a good majority of that stuff was was unfortunately somewhat villainous and harmful to the world at large, according to my mediocre education on the buildup to and overall history of WWII... Also, Hitler had ideas (hell, he did a lot of speeches as well on some of them... Something Blob is trying to do, but failing royally at as well - FACT.) that suggested he cared about his people and the state of his nation and why it needed fixing, way back when, despite not going about it the best of ways, what with the attempted genocide of certain ethnic minorities.

It sounds more and more to me that Blob would love nothing more than to be Hitler 2.0, despite not knowing that's what he's ultimately coming off as with how he presents himself in his political/social issue dabblings all over the net, as of late. Too bad Hitler outclasses him in every level required to be taken as a threat, whether heroic to some and/or villainous to others. Blob doesn't have the IQ, charisma, influence, connections, or drive required to make dreams he wants to come true do just that.

Yeah, it sucks to be bullied in HS - I can sympathize with that much. Too bad, and I'm sure it's been pointed out here by now, it's real sad as fuck that Blob never grew out of it and now he thinks he has to be in charge of everything / ruin the lives of others who disagree with him through some cartoon villain - level dominance BS, all in order to better himself, when the true key was to let go of such BS in his past currently still holding him back to this day - starting with getting away from all those video games, fast food, and applying for a real job. All stuff he ain't gonna do fast enough to save what's left of his sad excuse for a life, either, so there that is.

TL;DR - Blob, while he doesn't say what I'm starting to think is obvious, feels like he wants to be Hitler 2.0 to me, but Hitler (even in death) still has him beat all around. Then again, maybe dialing back the dictator talk and trying to avoid doing so would help him out quite a lot, too, honestly.

I'm sure what I'm saying sounds crazy as fuck, too - but that's just how I feel about all of this, which I can only help so much, as I couldn't keep my mouth shut on this for too long, knowing how sad and pathetic it all is for this guy and anyone like him who could be worse. Far worse...

Were you drunk when you posted this fountain of stupidity?
 
Where can I get to read his book for free? It sounds like a riot.

I think I have a PDF of it somewhere from my hard drive. I forgot where I got it from.

Well I saw Wonder Woman and though he is right about it being good, did he get the message of tolerance and not viewing the world in some terribly Black and White battle between good and evil?

Nah, I'm sure he came away from it thinking that Hilary should have been president because only a female lead can encourage tolerance (the right kind of tolerance).

Idk something like that.
 
Is there any proof he was actually bullied? Not that it's hard to believe....but I can also see him as a loner who nobody paid any attention to. He probably grew to resent the "dudebros" who got the girls while a "nice guy" like him couldn't.

Honestly I always figured this is the case. Real bullying is shit like people starting rumors about you or getting thrown in a locker. But we definitely know the latter never happened because not even the High Chads of yore could heft Bob's mighty bulk.

He really seems like he was just an a-social nerd who never tried making friends then wondered why no one invited him to parties.
 
Nah, I'm sure he came away from it thinking that Hilary should have been president because only a female lead can encourage tolerance (the right kind of tolerance).

Idk something like that.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, figured as much as I sadly believe that Bob is un-saveable at this point as he refuses to listen to others who seem to actually want to stop his mad ramblings. The saddest part and the one that makes me the angriest is that he doesn't even have the excuse of :autism: to fall back on like Chris did. This man doesn't have any disabilities other than his deluded worldview.
 
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