Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Mola Ram said:
I just cannot fathom how all-in he is on this insane notion that most of the states "don't matter." This handful of cities that "matter" -- how much corn do they produce? How much beef and poultry? How much wheat? How much rice? Soy? Petroleum products? Heavy industry? Apparently to Bob, only producers of media matter ... as well as consumers of everything. I do not understand how someone his age can be that sheltered as to think his precious cities would do anything other than collapse into anarchy and starvation without the support of all these places that don't matter.
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No wonder he constantly tweets about the "SUPERIOH FUTURAH" of Star Trek, he wants replicators so that agriculture is rendered obsolete.
 
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PurpleDude said:
Is this why Bob gets upset when people call him Bob in Tweets? Does he actually think he's famous?:story:
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and yet he refers to his favorite failed candidate with "Hillary" instead of calling her "Mrs. Clinton" or something like they know each other. I don't know who he's trying to fool by pretending to have manners. Most people don't care if you call them by their first name unless they're really stuck-up.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
So, Bob's getting shit for saying that Justice League could benefit from Zack Snyder's daughter an heroing. People are calling him out, and since he has full-blown Dunning-Kruger, he's doubling down on the stupid and ad hominems instead of admitting his mistakes, despite ultimately baleeting the rant. Also, he uses "(deadpool avatar)" as a deflection.
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That Planned Parenthood tweet. :lol: You can tell Bob KNOWS he got owned and has absolutely no comeback for such a burn. :story:
 
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So looking at the top GDP's in the US, I don't think Bob has a grasp on the economy.
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California 2,424,033
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Texas 1,648,007
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New York 1,444,406
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Florida 883,735
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Illinois 764,817
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Pennsylvania 677,582
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Ohio 592,899
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New Jersey 573,947
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North Carolina 503,745
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Georgia 496,180
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Positron said:
Why does Bobby hate Deadpool? Isn't Deadpool Marvel's?
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Yes but the movies are owned by Fox as he's part of the X-Men IP (Not an X-Man though) and his random access humor has been associated with 4chan users for god knows what reason. Bob's implying he's an edgy 4chan user who's opinions should be discarded because of that.
 
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RockVolnutt said:
Yes but the movies are owned by Fox as he's part of the X-Men IP (Not an X-Man though) and his random access humor has been associated with 4chan users for god knows what reason. Bob's implying he's an edgy 4chan user who's opinions should be discarded because of that.
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Plus Deadpool will never be in the MCU unless his character becomes more PG-13
 
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Cause as we all know, sperging about Marvel and capeshit just saps the energy from you:
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Positron said:
Why does Bobby hate Deadpool? Isn't Deadpool Marvel's?
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Bob hates Deadpool because he comes from the time of 90s edginess and he hates anything that is mature or edgy. Now it would be fine if he didn't like the character for being the sarcastic jokester who never shuts up, but that isn't the case I get from Bob. Just remember as I have come to with Bob, that all convention criticisms when it comes to movies or characters is thrown out the window by strawmen or thinly veered slights at folks Bob hates.
 
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Hey, take your hatred of Yung Lean elsewhere Bob.
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How dare people call Bob out for saying something exceptional. Clearly, he's the victim here.
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Mola Ram said:
I just cannot fathom how all-in he is on this insane notion that most of the states "don't matter." This handful of cities that "matter" -- how much corn do they produce? How much beef and poultry? How much wheat? How much rice? Soy? Petroleum products? Heavy industry? Apparently to Bob, only producers of media matter ... as well as consumers of everything. I do not understand how someone his age can be that sheltered as to think his precious cities would do anything other than collapse into anarchy and starvation without the support of all these places that don't matter.
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Bob actually thinks that The HUnger Games is a valid and viable political system, and one that should be strived for.
 
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The Nothingness said:
Bob is clearly ignoring Sif? What a misogynist!
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Sif isn't a Valkyrie, she's a goddess and sister to Heimdall....or not because he's black in these movies and they abandoned the idea of gods being magical constructs of humanity's thoughts for them being generic sci-fi aliens from outer space. They're more like viking themed Kryptonians in the MCU than literally the result of active imagination. Comic fans commonly complain about them getting neutered like that.

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But Valkyrie's are women? What's this tweet even sperging about?
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I think he's implying everyone is too stupid to know Valkyries are part of Norse myth unlike himself. "TAKE THAT, DUDEBROS!".
 
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Lean the difference between libel and slander and sue if you're gonna keep misusing terms like that, fatass.
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Watch out, Coppola! The Godfather's got nothing on Guardians of the Galaxy!
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We just got called "damaged idiots" by a guy who thinks Call of Duty is part of a vast right-wing conspiracy.
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You've heard it here folks, He thinks everyone who doesn't like him is a "terrible idiot". Boston's brightest, everyone!
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
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Oh Jesus fuck, I like Guardians of the Galaxy, but this is taking it wayyyy too far. It's an enjoyable movie, definitely one of the better superhero movies to come out, but when you get down to it, it's kinda disposable, and considering the extensive use of special effects I don't think it's gonna age too well.

I don't usually let stupid people make me regret liking something, but Bob always comes close to doing that.
 
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