Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

In a world where the Spider-Man Homecoming and X-Men: First Class posters exist, this reads like Bob looking for reasons to shit on Justice League some more.
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For reference's sake, these are some posters moviepostercriticBob came up with:
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Fuck you, that rat is adorable.

I bet it's based on one Bob once fought for a piece of raw chicken liver.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Why don't these shitheels just watch TAS runs or speedruns of games if that's the case.

And I simply cannot fathom why Bob says Cuphead needs an easier difficulty. There is an easier difficulty directly to the left of "Normal" on the stage screen. No, what these lunatics want is for there to be only one difficulty and for it to give you God Mode because they don't want to invest the time to get better at something.

Because Bob's incapable of liking something regardless of his opinions towards it's fans. (See also: Breaking Bad, Dark Souls.) Ironically enough IIRC, he's a Steven Universe fan, so now it's another layer of hypocrisy of the parfait of failure that is Bob.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Being the weird contrarian he is, what do you suppose Bob's opinions on the controversy about Cyborg being in the Justice League instead of Martian Manhunter as the suits have openly admitted that it helps publicity to have a token black? It's weird since Manhunter is a shapeshifter who could be played by anyone of any race and if you're going to argue that doesn't count, the JLA is pretty diverse to begin with as only 3 of the original 7 are truly "white guys". An unironic "Get fucked, nerds" while hurling insults that apply to himself?

Spoiler: Sperging

If you're going to ask about John Stewart as the Green Lantern like in the cartoon, that was suggested but the higher ups also demanded the team in the comics have a line-up like the DCEU's and were going to carve up the comics so Stewart was the only Lantern from Earth ever. Cyborg replacing MM was a compromise. Not that it matters much now as the Green Lantern movie flopped and they decided to make Man of Steel the real start to the DCEU.

 

[The Nothingness]

The "worst character poster" features a black man? THAT'S RACIST!

 

[Absolutego]

Being the weird contrarian he is, what do you suppose Bob's opinions on the controversy about Cyborg being in the Justice League instead of Martian Manhunter as the suits have openly admitted that it helps publicity to have a token black? It's weird since Manhunter is a shapeshifter who could be played by anyone of any race and if you're going to argue that doesn't count, the JLA is pretty diverse to begin with as only 3 of the original 7 are truly "white guys". An unironic "Get fucked, nerds" while hurling insults that apply to himself?

Spoiler: Sperging

If you're going to ask about John Stewart as the Green Lantern like in the cartoon, that was suggested but the higher ups also demanded the team in the comics have a line-up like the DCEU's and were going to carve up the comics so Stewart was the only Lantern from Earth ever. Cyborg replacing MM was a compromise. Not that it matters much now as the Green Lantern movie flopped and they decided to make Man of Steel the real start to the DCEU.

On top of that J'onn J'onnz or however you spell it usually IS a black man when he's incognito. They could've cast a black man to play Martian Manhunter anyways and no one would've complained. I'm betting some suits were concerned about following in Marvel's footsteps by having a green character played by a black person in their movies, and another group figured Cyborg had name recognition due to the success of the Teen Titans cartoon in the mid 2000's. That's why we get Cyborg instead of Martian Manhunter.

 

[RockVolnutt]

On top of that J'onn J'onnz or however you spell it usually IS a black man when he's incognito. They could've cast a black man to play Martian Manhunter anyways and no one would've complained. I'm betting some suits were concerned about following in Marvel's footsteps by having a green character played by a black person in their movies, and another group figured Cyborg had name recognition due to the success of the Teen Titans cartoon in the mid 2000's. That's why we get Cyborg instead of Martian Manhunter.

Ideally they should've went with Vixen if you need "tokens" to please the suits. She's liked by fans, has history with the team, adds another woman, and you would've made Marvel push back the idea of adding Black Panther putting them in a corner. Only issue is name recognition but it's the "make the most people happy" option.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Remember, acknowledging biological facts means you want to kill the troons!

Dude, you thought The Wizard was your 9/11. Don't talk about "reasonable reaction(s)"

You're a film critic. How stupid do you have to be to not know when embargoes drop?

 

[Flexo]

Dagnabbit you guys want me to go on an a-logging sperg about JLA...

NO! I will fight temptation...

And I simply cannot fathom why Bob says Cuphead needs an easier difficulty. There is an easier difficulty directly to the left of "Normal" on the stage screen. No, what these lunatics want is for there to be only one difficulty and for it to give you God Mode because they don't want to invest the time to get better at something.

I wonder how much it would be to get @LordKaT to do an "Until we win" video of Cuphead and dedicate it to Bob?

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

You're a film critic. How stupid do you have to be to not know when embargoes drop?
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I'm mostly dreading how he reviews the film since the director asked critics to omit certain plot points from their reviews as he wanted to keep surprises. Knowing bob he might take a big dump over that.

 

[Mola Ram]

Remember, acknowledging biological facts means you want to kill the troons!

Two quick reactions to these ... um ... very deep thoughts.

1) MovieBob announces he's going M2F when?

2) Shitpost incoming:

You're a film critic. How stupid do you have to be to not know when embargoes drop?

It will never not be galling that this overflowing sack of angry lipids gets advance screenings to the latest Land Before Time sequel, much less something like the new Blade Runner.

 

[The Nothingness]

Being the weird contrarian he is, what do you suppose Bob's opinions on the controversy about Cyborg being in the Justice League instead of Martian Manhunter as the suits have openly admitted that it helps publicity to have a token black? It's weird since Manhunter is a shapeshifter who could be played by anyone of any race and if you're going to argue that doesn't count, the JLA is pretty diverse to begin with as only 3 of the original 7 are truly "white guys". An unironic "Get fucked, nerds" while hurling insults that apply to himself?

Spoiler: Sperging

If you're going to ask about John Stewart as the Green Lantern like in the cartoon, that was suggested but the higher ups also demanded the team in the comics have a line-up like the DCEU's and were going to carve up the comics so Stewart was the only Lantern from Earth ever. Cyborg replacing MM was a compromise. Not that it matters much now as the Green Lantern movie flopped and they decided to make Man of Steel the real start to the DCEU.

He may have joined the REEEEEing of Aquaman's portrayal (the supposed stereotype of showing a Pacific Islander who drinks).

Spoiler: Sperging response

I'm aware that WB wants to bring back the Green Lanturn Corps to the DCEU as a film is in the works and Steppenwolf name-dropped in the ComicCon trailer. I guess it all depends on how Justice League does.

 

[Mola Ram]

He may have joined the REEEEEing of Aquaman's portrayal (the supposed stereotype of showing a Pacific Islander who drinks).

Is there an ethnicity that doesn't drink?!?

 

[Water-T]

They could've cast a black man to play Martian Manhunter anyways

Both Smallville and Supergirl cast a black actor as MM, and the one in the Justice League cartoon was also voiced by a black man, so it would hve been par for the course.

 

[Hollow Cost]

Both Smallville and Supergirl cast a black actor as MM, and the one in the Justice League cartoon was also voiced by a black man, so it would hve been par for the course.

iirc, MM is mostly portrayed as a black guy in modern DC. could be the same with former DC, but haven't looked that far back

 

[RockVolnutt]

Remember, acknowledging biological facts means you want to kill the troons!
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I think what he's trying to say is anti-trans people are "idiots" because we can "make" them. Like not accepting a weird man in a dress as a woman is dumb because hypothetically science can advance to the point where they become a woman for real. I don't see how that makes them women though.

 

[Flexo]

iirc, MM is mostly portrayed as a black guy in modern DC. could be the same with former DC, but haven't looked that far back

Nope, back in the olden days the civilian identity was white.
http://slaymonstrobot.blogspot.com/2012/02/martianball.html

 

[NQ 952]

I wonder how much it would be to get @LordKaT to do an "Until we win" video of Cuphead and dedicate it to Bob?

Is that a challenge

 

[reptile0009]

Regarding Cuphead, I think it’s important to remember that Bob is more of a contrarian dipshit and tool for Anita Sarkeesian and her ilk, than he is an old-school gamer (or really a gamer in general).

 

[Flexo]

Is that a challenge

Oh yeah.

 

[Gordon Cole]

He did a Top 10 Films of 2017 (So Far) list. In October. And didn't even bother to finish the back-half of the list.

Incredible.

Let's see the reasons why he put them were they are:
#5: Contrarianism.
#4: Marvel boner/Lindsay Ellis thirst.
#3: Director believes in Goobergrape.
#2: Lesbians in bondage.
#1: Honestly really surprised that it's on here to begin with.

Honestly, every day would suck if I were Bob.

But it's okay when Anthony Weiner does it!

This is a photo that includes Commander Shepard, Cloud, Geralt, Solid Snake and fucking Link, and he's saying that they're all awful character designs. And that they're all from the past 15 years.

Sharp as a marble, Bob.