Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[A Random]

That also works as a non-biographic movie.

Woman wakes up one morning to find out that her house is trying to kill her and she does her best to survive. Plot twist: the reason the house is attacking her is that she's a ghost and she had added ghost defenses to her house, but she doesn't realize it and thinks that it's another ghost that's causing all that.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

That also works as a non-biographic movie.

Woman wakes up one morning to find out that her house is trying to kill her and she does her best to survive. Plot twist: the reason the house is attacking her is that she's a ghost and she had added ghost defenses to her house, but she doesn't realize it and thinks that it's another ghost that's causing all that.

Sounds half-similar to the Nicole Kidman movie. The Others, I think?

 

[whatever I feel like]

Sometimes I don't get Bob's thought process. The idea of a biographic flick being made about an insane widow building a ghost-proofed mansion is interesting, but then Bob has to go and shit up the thing with his politics.

Oh wow, its just like literally every other movie proposal of his then.

 

[A Random]

Sounds half-similar to the Nicole Kidman movie. The Others, I think?

Yeah, but that one didn't have an enemy house.

 

[Gordon Cole]

He's a few days away from calling Lindsay Ellis "Darling".

Speaking of Chris-Chan comparisons:

No Bob, we're talking about female editors:

"If you use my tactics on people I like, then that's going too far!"

And lastly, Bob's cutting the internet down for himself.

lol bye fatass. We'll still be here when you get back.

 

[RockVolnutt]

This isn't related to any particular post but I've noticed with Bob and all the other political spergs (which feels like most cows nowadays) have this weird view that it's partisans that determine elections and not independents and even people on the other side/s. You don't become president by being backed exclusively by one absolute ideological group. Trump was not voted in by Republicans just like Democrats didn't vote in Obama. I don't know how this looks in their head or how they explain us not living in an one-party state if that's how it works. Fuck that "sports team" shit, we're not part of a hive.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

This isn't related to any particular post but I've noticed with Bob and all the other political spergs (which feels like most cows nowadays) have this weird view that it's partisans that determine elections and not independents and even people on the other side/s. You don't become president by being backed exclusively by one absolute ideological group. Trump was not voted in by Republicans just like Democrats didn't vote in Obama. I don't know how this looks in their head or how they explain us not living in an one-party state if that's how it works. Fuck that "sports team" shit, we're not part of a hive.

In Bob's world you either tow the line 100% or you deserve to get gassed. Why do you think he hates Bernie so much?

 

[Gordon Cole]

Bob is smrt when it comes to time.

Hey, day off for me, I'm not complaining.

 

[RockVolnutt]

In Bob's world you either tow the line 100% or you deserve to get gassed. Why do you think he hates Bernie so much?

Bernie was still a Democrat and Bob used to think McCain should've won in 2008 rather than Obama so I don't know, man. His "Trump voters are conservative idiots" still doesn't make any sense.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Bernie was still a Democrat and Bob used to think McCain should've won in 2008 rather than Obama so I don't know, man. His "Trump voters are conservative idiots" still doesn't make any sense.

Bob is an idiot. You're putting a lot more thought into this than he ever did.

 

[Oh Shit I'm Sorry]

Bob is smrt when it comes to time.
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Ignoring how stupid boycotting Twitter using a Twitter hashtag is, the fact that they can only last a mere 24 hours before crawling back is fucking hysterical. Way to show the strength of your convictions, guys.

 

[Foltest]

they all have an addiction to twitter. They need to be there. 24 hours is the longest they can mange without getting the whitdrawn syndrome.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

they all have an addiction to twitter. They need to be there. 24 hours is the longest they can mange without getting the whitdrawn syndrome.

Not even, 24 microseconds is more like it.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Bob is smrt when it comes to time.
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I think the funnier thing is Bob's hopping on a bandwagon specifically for women. He's virtue signalling like crazy by joining a boycott meant to be for women.

Too bad it won't get him any real pussy.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

I think the funnier thing is Bob's hopping on a bandwagon specifically for women. He's virtue signalling like crazy by joining a boycott meant to be for women.

Too bad it won't get him any real pussy.

how could he even fuck any pussy?
to paraphrase Austin Powers:

the size of his body would make the act impossible.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Man o man, look at how all those elitist “Git Gud” dudebros ruined Cuphead like Bob said.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Man o man, look at how all those elegies “Git Gud” dudebros ruined Cuphead like Bob said.

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"An exclusionary tool"

 

[Malt Liquor]

"An exclusionary tool"

(glad for them btw)
Someone should ask Bobbo what thinks about Contra on Nes since it's regarded as a classic and came out when he believes gaming was at it's peak,but I fear he could starts spergin about inferior past and toxic masculinity

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

(glad for them btw)
Someone should ask Bobbo what thinks about Contra on Nes since it's regarded as a classic and came out when he believes gaming was at it's peak,but I fear he could starts spergin about inferior past and toxic masculinity

Hell, i saw Game Grumps play Cuphead, it basically IS fucking Contra with a few extra moves and different art! All the way down it's a nostalgic love letter to bygone eras, you'd think Blob would be all over that but noooooo.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Hell, i saw Game Grumps play Cuphead, it basically IS fucking Contra with a few extra moves and different art! All the way down it's a nostalgic love letter to bygone eras, you'd think Blob would be all over that but noooooo.

And Arin even managed to get past the tutorial easily. Like them or hate them, that really says something about that Dean review Bob so venomously defends.