Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Positron said:
A few pages back he was screeching how we must accept trannies because mah moon wheat science; now he says the interest of the greatest number is to be your moral compass.

When I said he has the ideology of a parrot. I mean it.
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Like Sophia Petrillo, I am reminded of a story. Well, not just the parrot thing, which is definitely true, if that parrot's cage were lined by a shredded thesaurus it didn't always understand and had a severe inferiority complex. That, along with his dopey bullshit about the Lone Ranger Creed (Bob, Klinton Spilsbury would have thought you were a fat and ugly joke, much less Clayton Moore), put me in mind of a grand illustration of Bob's philosophy (such as it is):

 
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Anonimo said:
I'm not sure if this question has been asked before, but can anyone make a solid case that Bob might actually be a conservative in denial?
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TheImportantFart said:
I think at absolute best you could argue that Bob's a neocon since that's essentially what Hillary Clinton is and we know how hard he shilled for her.

On the other hand, his globalist technocratic fantasies are pretty out there for... well, anybody sane.
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Actually, to continue this, it's just occurred to me that Bob's views are extremely similar to prominent neocon Bill Kristol.

Like Bob, Kristol hates Donald Trump, is a globalist and an elitist, has a seething disdain for folks who live in flyover states and believes the white working class should be replaced with immigrants.

If it weren't for the fact Kristol's a dirty Republican, he and Bob would get on famously.
 
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TheImportantFart said:
Actually, to continue this, it's just occurred to me that Bob's views are extremely similar to prominent neocon Bill Kristol.

Like Bob, Kristol hates Donald Trump, is a globalist and an elitist, has a seething disdain for folks who live in flyover states and believes the white working class should be replaced with immigrants.

If it weren't for the fact Kristol's a dirty Republican, he and Bob would get on famously.
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Bob's adamant (some would say shit-brained) refusal to acknowledge establishment Republicans and movement conservatives who not only are wary of Trump but absolutely and vociferously despise him is just one more tick in the ledger that he is so depthlessly stupid that he only sees things in total black-and-white. It's why his political opining -- especially the highhanded manner in which he does it -- is so infuriating and exasperating. His refusal to learn; his concentrated ignorance, renders him as unfit to offer an informed political opinion as a jizz mopper in a seedy porno shop is to talk about string theory or the Treaty of Westphalia.

TL;DR: Bob is fat and dumb.
 
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Mola Ram said:
renders him as unfit to offer an informed political opinion as a jizz mopper in a seedy porno shop is to talk about string theory or the Treaty of Westphalia
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Oh, I don't know. What if the jizz mopper is, like, secretly smart (a la "Good Will Hunting"), but no one gives a crap what he says because he's a porn shop janitor?
 
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Asa_Spades60 said:
Oh, I don't know. What if the jizz mopper is, like, secretly smart (a la "Good Will Hunting"), but no one gives a crap what he says because he's a porn shop janitor?
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That's a great plot for a movie, I think. Jizz Mopper Genius. The Little Pornshop on the Corner. Hope and Glory Hole.

See, the jizz mopper is at least smart enough to shut up, do his job, and rub one out every now and then to the little redhead midget who keeps flirting with him, and they really love each other but circumstances keep them apart until the last reel. (This is also a better idea for a movie than Bob ever had.) Bob, however, won't shut the fuck up so we all know precisely what a dipshit he is.
 
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Mola Ram said:
That's a great plot for a movie, I think. Jizz Mopper Genius. The Little Pornshop on the Corner. Hope and Glory Hole.

See, the jizz mopper is at least smart enough to shut up, do his job, and rub one out every now and then to the little redhead midget who keeps flirting with him, and they really love each other but circumstances keep them apart until the last reel. (This is also a better idea for a movie than Bob ever had.) Bob, however, won't shut the fuck up so we all know precisely what a dipshit he is.
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Honestly Bob is the embodiment of the quote,"Better to say nothing and people think you are an idiot than open your mouth and remove all doubt."
 
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Weirdly I think the best d scription of Bob is he is an actual bono fire "Neo-Fascist". I say this not in the way of Godwin "look! A Nazi" But if you were to map out Bob's actual statements and purported beliefs on the classic 4 Quadrant po,itical chart. (Progressive vs Conservative on one axis, Libertarian vs Authoritarian on the other) he pretty clearly comes out as Strongly authoritarian with a sprinkling of left/right centrist views in support of that authoritarianism. Bob is not left or right. He is anti Libertarian. Anti choice, Anti free market, anti personal liberty. Our betters know best. Bob would have been long gainfully employed by the likes or Erich Honecker or Benito Mussolini. He should probably send Maduro a resume.
 
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RodgerDodger said:
Weirdly I think the best d scription of Bob is he is an actual bono fire "Neo-Fascist". I say this not in the way of Godwin "look! A Nazi" But if you were to map out Bob's actual statements and purported beliefs on the classic 4 Quadrant po,itical chart. (Progressive vs Conservative on one axis, Libertarian vs Authoritarian on the other) he pretty clearly comes out as Strongly authoritarian with a sprinkling of left/right centrist views in support of that authoritarianism. Bob is not left or right. He is anti Libertarian. Anti choice, Anti free market, anti personal liberty. Our betters know best. Bob would have been long gainfully employed by the likes or Erich Honecker or Benito Mussolini. He should probably send Maduro a resume.
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Yes, but he's also one of the first ones to get a gas-tipped bullet behind one ear or a length of piano wire shoved into the back of his neck for sheer incompetence or eating too many jelly doughnuts at the beer hall.
 
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RodgerDodger said:
Weirdly I think the best d scription of Bob is he is an actual bono fire "Neo-Fascist". I say this not in the way of Godwin "look! A Nazi" But if you were to map out Bob's actual statements and purported beliefs on the classic 4 Quadrant po,itical chart. (Progressive vs Conservative on one axis, Libertarian vs Authoritarian on the other) he pretty clearly comes out as Strongly authoritarian with a sprinkling of left/right centrist views in support of that authoritarianism. Bob is not left or right. He is anti Libertarian. Anti choice, Anti free market, anti personal liberty. Our betters know best. Bob would have been long gainfully employed by the likes or Erich Honecker or Benito Mussolini. He should probably send Maduro a resume.
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Yeah once one looks at the points Bob seems to support, he does map out to be a legitimate Fascist especially given his contempt for Free Speech and dissenting opinions. That coupled with his believe in a powerful state where corporations loyal to the establishment really strikes it home for me. The only question is how did Bob get these admittedly dangerous views if adopted by smarter, charismatic, or mass amount of people?
 
Honestly, right now I'm equally confused as to why Bob ever had an XBOX given his 911 issues.
 
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Since no one else has said it yet. Happy 750 pages!
750 pages of FPS/Activision did 9/11. 750 pages of Marvel capeshit is the outstanding artistic achievement of our time. 750 pages of the Superior Future. 750 pages of a disturbing and unhealthy HRC fetish. 750 pages of pure unfiltered retardation. Heres to 750 more pages!
 
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Mola Ram said:
This inspires me. Can we get a Kiwi skilled in photoshop (or better yet, woodcarving!) to make us a nesting doll of lolcows? It could go Bob, Tony Goldmark, Dobson, Angry Joe ... then, I dunno ... well Brianna Wu has to be in the center because she's a living skeleton. But I'm open to suggestion.
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Right, it's been 24 hours and nobody's ninja'd me yet. Your wish...

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is my command.
 
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