Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I don't like to play armchair psychologist too much, but sociopathy seems the most likely to me.

Some of the spergs here may be kind of malignant, but I've never seen one as vile as matey potatey.

The test is putting his Patreon money where his fat mouth is. Show me him genuinely hurting someone in the real world with absolutely no compunction or care for their feelings, especially if he's deriving pleasure from it, and I'll go along with sociopathic. Certainly his twitter feed is absolutely sociopathic and self-aggrandizing, but like I've said there's no way of knowing how much of that is the real Bob.

If he's really this unmoved by his father dying, then unless his father was as bad a monster as Bob seems to be, then it's very, very suggestive.

EDIT: I want to emphasize I make no claims saying Bob is unmoved by his father's death, just that his twitter suggests it. But I tend to think Twitter is around 3/4ths complete horseshit, and so I think it's entirely possible Bob is fucking wreck and none of us knows it. But his history isn't exactly on the side of that.
 
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I don't like to play armchair psychologist too much, but sociopathy seems the most likely to me.

Some of the spergs here may be kind of malignant, but I've never seen one as vile as matey potatey.

I, on the other hand, have a psychologist for a mother. Based on what she's said and some of the things I've read in her books, Bob has a lethal dose of Sociopathy and Narcissism combined. Sociopathy alone (if I've read it right) wouldn't account for some of his "all about me" behavior. The narcissism probably isn't as pronounced, but the "I'm always right" attitude certainly fits the accepted symptoms.

Before any of you ask I'm not suggesting my mother actually sign up for this site, while every cow we document would be a fantastic case study for abnormal psychology, she's far too sweet and loveable to survive on this board.
 
It's not just that. Doesn't he have obligations in the real world? Isn't he helping handle the arrangements? Is it his mom and brother doing everything? And even if it is -- and hell, maybe it is, maybe that's what Chipman Sr.'s wishes had arranged for before he passed -- shouldn't he be comforting his family instead of babbling about the New Mutants or Trump or whatever meaningless fucking bullshit currently occupies the festering infected boil that passes for his brain? How the hell does he even have time for this nonsense?

Awful generous of his family to see to the disposition of his father's remains so he has time to muse at length about Captain Marvel's costume and Nazi dominatrixes.

I mean, lets be honest considering he did fuck all during his grandmother's funeral, do you think his family even wants him around (let alone help with the actual arrangements)? He really strikes me as the kinda pompous jaded cynical asshole that talks about how shit everything/everyone is, without realizing the reason everything is shit and everyone hates him is because he is a jaded shit head. People like that implicitly have no "off mode". They cannot just let a thing "be" at any time.

Imagine liking Halo every once in a while or being a hunter/gun nut. Now imagine that while being moviebob's brother or extended family member. Would you want to be around such a massive lard ass faggot?
 
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Given he's resumed posting bullshit, I presume his grieving process is over.

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The elites are the most oppressed class of them all. :(


To be fair you have to have a very deluded to think Bobby has "made something of himself"...

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The demographic projections are not set in stone and look to be wrong, Bob. There's still going to be a white majority in America for the foreseeable future unless you're going to go on about the one drop rule. Stop buying into some dumb shit by people who want a metaphorical slave underclass as I can guarantee you it will bite you in the ass at some point by one of your peers.
 
Completely off-topic, but does anyone else really despise the word 'Classism'?
It's trying to take this extremely broad subject of political economics and force them into the constraints of identity politics.
Firstly, by turning class into yet another -ism to be dutifully listed alongside racism, sexism, ableism and all the rest implies a person's class is an inherent and unchanging facet of their identity. To a certain degree it is, of course, but I thought changing that is kind of the entire point?
But beyond that subtext, the actual text in 'Classism' is all wrong. It's like saying the problem with class and class differences isn't the inherent injustice in class societies, but rather the minor point that some classes say mean things about others. Like, "oh no, those multi-billionaires controlling the government, the corporations, the media and almost every single other thing in our country is fine, the real problem is the lack of a token hillbilly in the latest big dumb action movie".
Obviously our Bobby here doesn't even believe in that. He'd rather have those hillbillies gassed before having them defile his precious Marvel toy commercials.
 
"I'm gonna take a break from Twitter."
*Posts about Marvel Comics being in the right.*
Well, that was a short grieving process.
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Well, if he skipped his grandma's wake to get an AC, he'll skip the actual funeral service to buy a space heater or something.
He indirectly does a good job of describing why SJW diversity is ruining entertainment, before women or black characters could just be like anyone else with character flaws and strengths and an interesting backstory but now the audience is expected to presume they have it tough due to intersectionality/inherent bigotry against them so they don't need any flaws or backstory and instead are just supposed to be inspiring so then you end up with comics like Squirrel Girl where the protagonist looks like she has down syndrome and together with her strong black friend study STEM subjects when they're not beating up bad guys.
 
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Completely off-topic, but does anyone else really despise the word 'Classism'?
It's trying to take this extremely broad subject of political economics and force them into the constraints of identity politics.
Firstly, by turning class into yet another -ism to be dutifully listed alongside racism, sexism, ableism and all the rest implies a person's class is an inherent and unchanging facet of their identity. To a certain degree it is, of course, but I thought changing that is kind of the entire point?
But beyond that subtext, the actual text in 'Classism' is all wrong. It's like saying the problem with class and class differences isn't the inherent injustice in class societies, but rather the minor point that some classes say mean things about others. Like, "oh no, those multi-billionaires controlling the government, the corporations, the media and almost every single other thing in our country is fine, the real problem is the lack of a token hillbilly in the latest big dumb action movie".
Obviously our Bobby here doesn't even believe in that. He'd rather have those hillbillies gassed before having them defile his precious Marvel toy commercials.
I don't disagree with your take on that phrase but you have it backwards from the way Bob is using it. He's doing that thing again where it's the rich and powerful who are "the true oppressed class" for having to hear from the peons who should know their place.
 
I'm reluctant to 'defend' Bob but people's coping methods for loss vary greatly, it's possible he's burying himself in his work and indulging in his coping mechanisms. Bit of powerlevelling but I climbed into a bottle for two days the last time someone close to me died and a family member buried herself in work when her father passed on. Bob's 'work' is his wank video and his twitter shitposting is an obvious vice so he could just be doing this as a coping mechanism as it's pretty common on people to fall back on routine when under duress.
It's difficult as the specifics of bobs relationship with his parents is hard to discern. I suspect some love but they don't/didnt really relate to each other.
 
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Ahahahahahahaha

http://thespectacularspider-girl.tu...899/moviebob-minority-characters-dont-need-to

I say we declare her an honorary kiwi (or what is a badge of honor around here?)
I know I'm not saying anything new, but social justice is pretty much "Doth thinks the lady protests too much" on steroids.

I'm reluctant to 'defend' Bob but people's coping methods for loss vary greatly, it's possible he's burying himself in his work and indulging in his coping mechanisms. Bit of powerlevelling but I climbed into a bottle for two days the last time someone close to me died and a family member buried herself in work when her father passed on. Bob's 'work' is his wank video and his twitter shitposting is an obvious vice so he could just be doing this as a coping mechanism as it's pretty common on people to fall back on routine when under duress.
It's difficult as the specifics of bobs relationship with his parents is hard to discern. I suspect some love but they don't/didnt really relate to each other.
I was thinking we should give Bob a break as the trolls did Chris when his father died. But if he's going to carry on with business as usual, so shall we.
 
Ahahahahahahaha

http://thespectacularspider-girl.tu...899/moviebob-minority-characters-dont-need-to

I say we declare her an honorary kiwi (or what is a badge of honor around here?)

To be fair I think his critics (which came from this reddit thread) are putting words in Bob's fat trap. They draw this conclusion from this series of tweets:

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What I get from reading these is that Bob doesn't think "being a minority is a flaw in itself". Rather, he speaks from the capeshit power fantasy angle: white people needs to have flaws because overcoming flaws is their power fantasy, but pee o'seas think being appreciated for what they are ("affirmed") is a good enough power fantasy.
 
To be fair I think his critics (which came from this reddit thread) are putting words in Bob's fat trap. They draw this conclusion from this series of tweets:

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What I get from reading these is that Bob doesn't think "being a minority is a flaw in itself". Rather, he speaks from the capeshit power fantasy angle: white people needs to have flaws because overcoming flaws is their power fantasy, but pee o'seas think being appreciated for what they are ("affirmed") is a good enough power fantasy.
Personally I still don't agree with that because I don't agree with the notion that Capeshit should inherently be wish-fulfillment "power fantasy". It seems limiting to a genre that has moved beyond doing that. Plus there's the fact that minorities wouldn't (and clearly don't looking at sales) want "Sonichu but with black/gay/whatever people" which I doubt Bob is aware of how bad it's gotten since he doesn't read.

We would not be talking about Spider-Man today if all he did was strangle Nixon to death with his webbing. He'd be an oddity from the 60s rather than something that exists to this day. It'd be like arguing that he needs no flaws because "nerdy kids get enough shit".
 
Personally I still don't agree with that because I don't agree with the notion that Capeshit should inherently be wish-fulfillment "power fantasy". It seems limiting to a genre that has moved beyond doing that. Plus there's the fact that minorities wouldn't (and clearly don't looking at sales) want "Sonichu but with black/gay/whatever people" which I doubt Bob is aware of how bad it's gotten since he doesn't read.

We would not be talking about Spider-Man today if all he did was strangle Nixon to death with his webbing. He'd be an oddity from the 60s rather than something that exists to this day. It'd be like arguing that he needs no flaws because "nerdy kids get enough shit".

Exactly. As D&C will frequently point out the SJW comics have constant emotional validation and the characters never face any real challenge. The point of flaws in characters isn't just to make the stories interesting. As GK Chesterton said:

"Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed."

Or in this case, you don't have to be perfect to win or to be a hero.
 
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It also gets you strokes and myocardial infarction, you fat diabetic fuck.

I'll leave this tweet chain to our resident comic-book experts. It seems to me Bobby is suggesting MCU is some deconstructivist genius who trades in irony:

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It also gets you strokes and myocardial infarction, you fat diabetic fuck.

I'll leave this tweet chain to our resident comic-book experts. It seems to me Bobby is suggesting MCU is some deconstructivist genius who trades in irony:

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I am not a comic book expert by any means. However, I do have a greater than average understanding of literature, and watching Bob try to turn a cute gag from a superhero movie into the cinematic equivalent of "A handbag?" or "All the clocks were striking 13" or eating the apple in Paradise Lost is by turns jaw-droppingly idiotic and deliciously hilarious. Like, I don't think Bob could possibly be this funny on purpose.
 
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