Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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RockVolnutt said:
The Elites are the true "everyday people", everyone else is barely even "human". We're talking about someone who's able to warp Captain America and other capeshit characters to his world view despite the strong connections to groups he hates.
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With how much Bob blows Chris Evans for his virtue signaling and spergs him about being the "Perfect Captain America" I'm pretty sure Bob has just convinced himself that the Avengers share the politics of their actors. :autism: and :dumb: and a perfect example of how surface level Bob's capeshit fandom is but thats Bob for you.
 
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Bob does realize that the fictional nation of Wakanda is a technological utopia because “Aliens” Right? Right? I mean there’s no way that such an expert on all things Marvel missed that crucial bit of information.
 
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Oh look at this. He actually did try to address the American Revolution... and fucked up as usual.
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Better luck next time, friendo.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
There's this term that rhymes with "Buncle Bom" that Bob is just holding back from using.
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Boy, is he gonna be in for a shock when he figures out the order to shiv Hillary right in the cankles came from Prince of Peace Barack Obama himself.

(Just my opinion of course, but then I'm just a simple priest of Kali-ma...)
 
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Does this nigga even know that Wakanda is an racist, isolationist country that actually built a fucking wall to keep the other blacks from entering Wakanda?
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It's kinda funny that recently Marvel has been trying to move Wakanda away from being a weird sci-fi ethnostate in Africa that views the rest of the world as savages not worth their time by having them attempt to become a "democracy"....except T'Challa still has "Fuck you, I'm king" power when he wants to bring it up. They've done the same thing with the Inhumans and their royal family after people pointed out they have that going on and they had comics promoting genocide in a positive light.

I don't think it's a "problem" and is an interesting source of conflict since T'Challa doesn't personally share most of those believes but it's fun to see #woke writers try to figure how to cover their ass. It's why you need to treat something like this as a fictional setting first.

PurpleDude said:
Oh look at this. He actually did try to address the American Revolution... and fucked up as usual.
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Better luck next time, friendo.
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10/10

"Don't you dare leave the Superior Empire!"
 
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RockVolnutt said:
It's kinda funny that recently Marvel has been trying to move Wakanda away from being a weird sci-fi ethnostate in Africa that views the rest of the world as savages not worth their time by having them attempt to become a "democracy"....except T'Challa still has "Fuck you, I'm king" power when he wants to bring it up. They've done the same thing with the Inhumans and their royal family after people pointed out they have that going on and they had comics promoting genocide in a positive light.

I don't think it's a "problem" and is an interesting source of conflict since T'Challa doesn't personally share most of those believes but it's fun to see #woke writers try to figure how to cover their ass. It's why you need to treat something like this as a fictional setting first.
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I don’t see it as a problem myself.
I’m just hoping the movie will show T'Challa in his MAGA glory, all pro national defense and Wall-building.
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RodgerDodger said:
Bob does realize that the fictional nation of Wakanda is a technological utopia because “Aliens” Right? Right? I mean there’s no way that such an expert on all things Marvel missed that crucial bit of information.
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Personally I'm intersted in what they were doing when the Western powers where treating the Continent like bob wants to treat poor people.
 
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TBH I never liked Black Panther as a whole because Wakanda is kinda morally fucking bankrupt when you take all of five seconds to do some thinking.

Not only did they literally build a wall, they view the entire rest of the world as "savages" and outright withheld the cure for motherfucking cancer from the rest of the world.

But, yknow, they're all black people so they're perfect PoCs who can do no wrong and also please ignore the way one of our writers paired up Black Panther and Storm in a "pair the blacks" move of Cartman-esque proportions.

Whatever, Bob's gonna eat this shit up anyhow.
 
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Emperor Julian said:
Personally I'm intersted in what they were doing when the Western powers where treating the Continent like bob wants to treat poor people.
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In the comics at least, they didn't care as it wasn't their problem. Rape other African countries all you want but turn around if you get anywhere near Wakanda unless you want to get shot with ray guns. Isolation was more important than the hassle of hordes that want your sci-fi stuff, everyone would've just steal their tech/resources and run.
 
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Computery Guy said:
TBH I never liked Black Panther as a whole because Wakanda is kinda morally fucking bankrupt when you take all of five seconds to do some thinking.

Not only did they literally build a wall, they view the entire rest of the world as "savages" and outright withheld the cure for motherfucking cancer from the rest of the world.

But, yknow, they're all black people so they're perfect PoCs who can do no wrong and also please ignore the way one of our writers paired up Black Panther and Storm in a "pair the blacks" move of Cartman-esque proportions.

Whatever, Bob's gonna eat this shit up anyhow.
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Reed Richards did the same thing, but that’s because he’s a stretchy dick.
 
So "reflexive capitalism-worship" is what holding the Right in check?
Does that mean people can empty their bank accounts on whatever consumerist junk they fancy and buy Trump out of office?
 
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