Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Gordon Cole]

So you could say he's resistant to change? Backwards thinking...

How autistic is Bob if he's a critic, yet doesn't know that only shitty movies do this?

Bob tries to tell a joke. "Tries".

Diabetes.

You could ask some high-schoolers. If you do, I can't wait for the restraining order.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Diabetes.

For someone that claims to be "cultured" and apart of the "evolved elite", his taste in bar food is rather whitetrash.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

For someone that claims to be "cultured" and apart of the "evolved elite", his taste in bar food is rather whitetrash.

Goldfish crackers are the epitome of trailer park garbage food in any context. Only people I see eating that shit are fat little Mexican children with rattails.

 

[c-no]

Well, it looks like Lady Bird's gonna be this year's La La Land, while Get Out is Hidden Figures.
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Lovecraft would hate you all regardless of race.
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"No Fun Allowed" sign forthcoming.
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Bob really does a good job in not knowing that while Lovecraft was racist, the eldritch shit was inspired by a fear of the ocean and night terrors Lovecraft had as a child.

Also, the stuff he rt'd apparently relates to some human rights issue. Still, one can follow Wendy's simply for the quirky tweets without actually supporting them (like eating their burgers).

For someone that claims to be "cultured" and apart of the "evolved elite", his taste in bar food is rather whitetrash.

Higher class bar food would be beyond the grasp of a "critic" whose only criticism are within the lines of what cape movie is terrible and how Pixels made him angry.

 

[AnOminous]

Bob really does a good job in not knowing that while Lovecraft was racist, the eldritch shit was inspired by a fear of the ocean and night terrors Lovecraft had as a child.

It also vaguely annoyed me he was talking with some dipshit who thinks he knows more than S.T. Joshi about Lovecraft.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Has Bob finally embraced being a bear?

Decide for yourself if this is "problematic". SPOILER: It isn't.

 

[AnOminous]

Has Bob finally embraced being a bear?

Someone with the musculature of a blobfish is not a bear.

 

[Positron]

For someone that claims to be "cultured" and apart of the "evolved elite", his taste in bar food is rather whitetrash.

It is not white trash; it is kindergarten.

Has Bob finally embraced being a bear?

He can't be a card-carrying bear with that attitude of his. He is a high-maintenance grand dame femme in a bear's body.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

A film review longer than the film isn't a review, it's a waste of time.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

I really, really don't wanna know what "miliking a walrus" means.
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And? They are not doing any trouble, or causing any goddamn harm. In fact they're handling the best way possible. Of course it is about a movie you despise. So of course they're entitled brats for being decent about it. But you don't seem to mind when you insult them, and hold a unapologetic attitude to anybody that questions you. Hypocrite much, bob?

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Has Bob finally embraced being a bear?
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I still question how can people call that mess of a trilogy of sperg a takedown? RLM can do it, and do it without making themselves look autistic.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Decide for yourself if this is "problematic". SPOILER: It isn't.

I don't know what this guy means by Chapo crowd, but he unwittingly sums up Bob and his ilk, and I don't think he realizes it.

 

[AnOminous]

It is not white trash; it is kindergarten.


He can't be a card-carrying bear with that attitude of his. He is a high-maintenance grand dame femme in a bear's body.

It is not a bear's body when it is a potato with pipe cleaners for limbs. A bear does not wheeze exhaustedly after climbing the single set of stairs outside of his basement.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I mean, the point of Mr. Plinkett was that only a complete psycho would care about overanalyzing Star Wars, but whatever.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Remember when Rich Evans raped and murdered a hooker on YouTube? What an inspirational guy.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Remember when Rich Evans raped and murdered a hooker on YouTube? What an inspirational guy.

Which one of these is the real serial killer though?

 

[Lackadaisy]

Which one of these is the real serial killer though?

We both know that Rich Evans is a serial killer, a serial lady killer.

 

[RockVolnutt]

We both know that Rich Evans is a serial killer, a serial lady killer.

He throws them on his folding chable and covers them with wallpaper space. It's one of his things.

 

[Gordon Cole]

A (figurative and literal) cow crossover with Linkara.

Followed by trying to look smart.

Christ, he's so self-absorbed.

lol, then you have a shit job.

 

[LN 910]

If Bob was my father I'd rather have him take up a job as a binman than a movie critic.

He throws them on his folding chable and covers them with wallpaper space. It's one of his things.

Sorry, my mistake, a moopie critic.