Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Assorted Nuts]

I have a friend who went to China five years ago. He was slightly overweight (not even half Bob's size) and didn't have a drop of melanin in his skin. Not only did people make fun of him for being a fat fuck (A 3XL t shirt in China is roughly the size of an American medium), they followed him around in the stores because they thought he'd steal shit.

Needless to say, seeing Bob function in China would be highly entertaining.

In China's past there was a notorious warlord named Dong Zhou. He was well known for his gluttony and tyrannical reign. After he died his body was lit on fire and legend says it burned for days because he was so fat. For some reason the story of an obese dictator reminds me of Bob, can't imagine why.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I didn't know walking on your stumps counted as going barefoot.

Speculate on what these "old foot injuries" were below. I'm leaning towards "Unsuccessfully tried to punt a Genesis out of his house."

 

[AnOminous]

I didn't know walking on your stumps counted as going barefoot.
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Speculate on what these "old foot injuries" were below. I'm leaning towards "Unsuccessfully tried to punt a Genesis out of his house."

It's just the usual foot injuries fat fucks get just from having to carry around a ton of blubber on them.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

I didn't know walking on your stumps counted as going barefoot.
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Speculate on what these "old foot injuries" were below. I'm leaning towards "Unsuccessfully tried to punt a Genesis out of his house."

"I remember being in Green Hill Zone..watching as the Sega soldiers came down that hill towards us...I took a Sonic doll to the foot and was laid up in the Princess Peach Trauma Center for weeks...those weeks dragged on for me, in my personal Vietnam..."

 

[Gordon Cole]

I'm not even that big of a Star Wars fan and I feel insulted by this idea.

Can't wait to do the same thing the second another website fires you.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Can't wait to do the same thing the second another website fires you.

I imagine this what will play once it finally happens

 

[Florence]

Bob described Westerns as having a "limited scope of available plots." This is the genre that produced Roy Rogers, The Searchers, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, The Wild Bunch, John Ford's Cavalry Trilogy, and The Good the Bad and the Ugly. That's without even getting to deconstructions like Unforgiven (and, arguably, High Noon) and comedies like Blazing Saddles. Film expert, everyone.

Also, his tossing off phrases like "operatic melodrama tradition" as if he has the faintest fucking idea what he's talking about makes me want to strangle him with my Eng Lit degree.

Bob is to film reviews what Doug Walker is to directing. They both think that, since they’ve made a few reviews or directed a couple of movies, they somehow get it and are experts in their field — despite their efforts more often than not turning out to be garbaggio.

 

[LiquidKid]

I'm not even that big of a Star Wars fan and I feel insulted by this idea.
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Can't wait to do the same thing the second another website fires you.
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So he wants Star Wars, without the war and instead have the focus be on the different species in the galaxy? what could we even call that? Star Adventure? Star Quest? Star Voyage? Star Journey? It’s on the tip of my tongue but I just can’t think of it. Star Odyssey? Nope. No idea what it is Bob would be asking for

 

[Gordon Cole]

Please. Please stop these autistic verbal diarrhea ramblings you call "ideas" for the world's sake.

Wow, he had a sane rebuttal to Bob's views. Of course he's just gonna ignore that.

You already have a pool:

 

[RockVolnutt]

Please. Please stop these autistic verbal diarrhea ramblings you call "ideas" for the world's sake.
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I kinda want to know what in the world Bob thinks Pokemon is. From reading that I get he has the impression that they're singular characters instead of various species classified under the Pokemon label. Like there's just some dragon walking around that's the only one in the world and everyone's like "Oh yeah, that's Charizard but we call him Frank. He's our new intern."

 

[LiquidKid]

Please. Please stop these autistic verbal diarrhea ramblings you call "ideas" for the world's sake.
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Wow, he had a sane rebuttal to Bob's views. Of course he's just gonna ignore that.
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You already have a pool:
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I think what’s gets me about the Pokémon thing is that you don’t need to know “the deep lore” to understand why this wouldn’t work. A-it’s intended for small children and B-the entire concept is “let’s go bug catching! But we need combat to keep it interesting.” That’s it. Why go to the trouble of making almost 1000 unique monsters over two decades just to create a generic anime gladiator brawler?

And back to his Star Wars thing, his prais for the opening of the original film really shows how little he understood that movie. The point of 3PO and R2 being lost on Tatooine with the Jawas wasn’t to create an interesting world, it was the opposite. The movie opens up with a shootout where a man in all black used magic powers to choke a guy to death before capturing a princess he claims is a spy. They already created an interesting world, the threw the droids on the most uninteresting planet in the universe, a barren desert that is home to mainly scavengers to build up Luke’s motivations. It’s harder to get behind his “I wanna leave” mentality if you don’t have the scenes with the Jawas showing that it’s largely a lawless wasteland. You can’t have Somewhere over the rainbow without Toto going to be killed, just like you can’t have Luke staring into the sunset without knowing there is nothing on the other side of that sunset.
Fucking retard

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Bob in a hot tub?

Loser stew.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

I'm not even that big of a Star Wars fan and I feel insulted by this idea.
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Can't wait to do the same thing the second another website fires you.
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That's our Bobby! Laughing at the misfortune of others just because they voted differently than him! What a scamp!

 

[Cyber Bowling]

I think what’s gets me about the Pokémon thing is that you don’t need to know “the deep lore” to understand why this wouldn’t work. A-it’s intended for small children and B-the entire concept is “let’s go bug catching! But we need combat to keep it interesting.” That’s it. Why go to the trouble of making almost 1000 unique monsters over two decades just to create a generic anime gladiator brawler?

And back to his Star Wars thing, his prais for the opening of the original film really shows how little he understood that movie. The point of 3PO and R2 being lost on Tatooine with the Jawas wasn’t to create an interesting world, it was the opposite. The movie opens up with a shootout where a man in all black used magic powers to choke a guy to death before capturing a princess he claims is a spy. They already created an interesting world, the threw the droids on the most uninteresting planet in the universe, a barren desert that is home to mainly scavengers to build up Luke’s motivations. It’s harder to get behind his “I wanna leave” mentality if you don’t have the scenes with the Jawas showing that it’s largely a lawless wasteland. You can’t have Somewhere over the rainbow without Toto going to be killed, just like you can’t have Luke staring into the sunset without knowing there is nothing on the other side of that sunset.
Fucking exceptional individual

What's especially confusing is his Star Wars thing was basically complaining about the humans not being interesting and wanting to see more of the aliens. Then, his Pokemon idea was basically complaining that all these unique pokemon weren't interesting and instead they should focus on the human characters fighting each other. Because apparently humans fighting humans isn't an overdone idea? He can't even make his terrible ideas consistent.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

So "I'm from Boston, we voted for Obama" is sort of like a grand scale "I can't have shitty ideas/a completely repellent worldview/personality, I have a black friend" I guess

 

[BlueSpark]

"My basement apartment"

Fucking kek

So "I'm from Boston, we voted for Obama" is sort of like a grand scale "I can't have shitty ideas/a completely repellent worldview/personality, I have a black friend" I guess

I think he's agreeing with the person saying that there are racists in "diverse" places by saying that people in Boston are racist even though they mostly voted Obama.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Bob in a hot tub?

Loser stew.

Imagine how much water spilled out when Bob got in. I wonder if it has anything to do with his flooding apartment?

 

[Mola Ram]

So he wants Star Wars, without the war and instead have the focus be on the different species in the galaxy? what could we even call that? Star Adventure? Star Quest? Star Voyage? Star Journey? It’s on the tip of my tongue but I just can’t think of it. Star Odyssey? Nope. No idea what it is Bob would be asking for

It's way, way worse than that. Nonhumanoids just making noises at each other with no dialogue for 75% of Act One? That is a perfect description of the first 10 minutes or so of the Star Wars Holiday Special, which is infamously unwatchable dogshit.

I think he's agreeing with the person saying that there are racists in "diverse" places by saying that people in Boston are racist even though they mostly voted Obama.

I don't think he's really saying anything. This is typically evasive bullshit from him of the sort he hides behind when he's been called out and has absolutely no defense. His worldview is bigoted, hateful trash, and this guy just called it out politely, reasonably, and from the left (and implies he's LGBT in some fashion for bonus points). Bob has nothing to say to that and of course will never back down on hating the garbage people of middle America. So he just spouts something about Boston racists voting Obama and is less cunty than usual so as not to offend one of the Elect. You do you, fatso.

Bob in a hot tub?

Loser stew.

Almost. Loser chowder. He's from Boston, in case he hasn't mentioned that today.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

IT'S CHOWDAH

 

[Nathanthebard]

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I kinda want to know what in the world Bob thinks Pokemon is. From reading that I get he has the impression that they're singular characters instead of various species classified under the Pokemon label. Like there's just some dragon walking around that's the only one in the world and everyone's like "Oh yeah, that's Charizard but we call him Frank. He's our new intern."

I know this is off topic but, id totally watch a show about frank the charizard intern. At least its more creative than anything bob has come up with.