Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RockVolnutt]

People who go on about representation always seem to think there are a few static categories of humans on top of the questionable logic of why it's important. Maybe I'll change my mind if I'm "empowered", have you guys finally found a young Italian/Jamaican/Chinese/Puerto Rican guy who passes as white to "represent" me since I asked that long ago?

 

[Gordon Cole]

Feminist.

With ideas like these, I'd want him to host panels.

Perfect transition from "politcal sperging" to "pop culture sperging"

Bob can have a good time regardless of anything.

Did anyone at no point during the circlejerk for this thing stop to think that it might be bad? That maybe quality killed the movie more than "racism" did? Either Bob and his sempais had unrealistic expectations and ignored some pretty glaring red flags, or they were ready to praise a movie just because it stars a black woman.

Sorry, just had to get my schadenfreude rant out of the way.

 

[NQ 952]

With ideas like these, I'd want him to host panels.
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I guarantee you the retards at MAGfest will give him a panel as soon as he asks.

 

[HY 140]

I guarantee you the exceptional individuals at MAGfest will give him a panel as soon as he asks.

give them a few minutes nd they pry will advertise they have him for a panel

 

[Flexo]

With ideas like these, I'd want him to host panels.

So he's like... an adrenaline junkie?

Also, there was professor hulk:
"The drawback to this version of the Hulk was that when he got too angry and lost control he reverted back to the body of Bruce Banner with the intelligence of the savage Hulk."

Comic book nerd, everybody!

(this is almost becoming a kiwifarms gameshow, STH finds an idea from Bob, we all prove it was already done)

 

[HY 140]

Comic book nerd, everybody!

comic book as in: "I looked up this on Wikipiedia and skimmed through the article"

 

[Positron]

Remember, if you don't agree that representation is always good, then you're a sociopath!
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Quite the contrary: the inability to feel for any fictional work unless one is "dial-in" about "representation" is a good sign that one lacks empathy.

And what's the deal with Proud Mary? From the Wikipedia synopsis it just sound like an average hitman thriller but with dindu. Excuse me, the plot is indistinguishable from dozens of "blaxploitation" flicks in th 70s.

 

[Gordon Cole]

(this is almost becoming a kiwifarms gameshow, STH finds an idea from Bob, we all prove it was already done)

100 points for @Flexo!

And what's the deal with Proud Mary? From the Wikipedia synopsis it just sound like an average hitman thriller but with dindu. Excuse me, the plot is indistinguishable from dozens of "blaxploitation" flicks in th 70s.

It is, but Bob and his ilk stanned so hard for it this week that I laughed when the bad reviews rolled in. It's hilarious that these "professional critics" seriously thought it was gonna be good while a total randy like me always knew it was gonna suck.

 

[Positron]

And perhaps the world "Proud" has a curious effect on Bob-kins: had the film been called Nuclear Mary, say, it wouldn't have bleeped on their radar.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Quite the contrary: the inability to feel for any fictional work unless one is "dial-in" about "representation" is a good sign that one lacks empathy.

I only relate to things I'm told would be good for lesser beings and I swear to god, if they disagree with me I'm going to brand them for life, those fucking Nazi scum deserve to be eradicated for the rats they are. Death to all who oppose me.

 

[BubbleButt]

If the ratio of racist people in urban and rural areas is about the same wouldn't it stand to reason that there are more overtly racist people in bigger cities/population centers and thus make them worse?

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

In regards to the half-baked ideas Bob presents on Twitter, I am getting the impression that he is trying to "inspire" someone else into writing his Transformers meets Twelfth Night proposal (for example) for him. It really speaks to how lazy he is that he cannot be bothered to expand on them himself because he would rather be playing Nintendo, watching Disney, and sperging out about Trump on Twitter when he is not producing long-winded tirades on how much of cinematic atrocity the DCEU is. For all his supposed intelligence I would be surprised if he knew how to write a screenplay or the basics of storytelling.

Personally, I would like to see Bob pitch his "The Bats of the Batcave" story to Dan DiDio, Geoff Johns, and Jim Lee to have them laugh their asses off before they call security (and a forklift) to remove him from the premises.

 

[Kyria the Great]

In regards to the half-baked ideas Bob presents on Twitter, I am getting the impression that he is trying to "inspire" someone else into writing his Transformers meets Twelfth Night proposal (for example) for him. It really speaks to how lazy he is that he cannot be bothered to expand on them himself because he would rather be playing Nintendo, watching Disney, and sperging out about Trump on Twitter when he is not producing long-winded tirades on how much of cinematic atrocity the DCEU is. For all his supposed intelligence I would be surprised if he knew how to write a screenplay or the basics of storytelling.

Though does Bob really have any real original ideas? All of Bob's ideas whether autistic or downright disgusting all come from existing intellectual property and in all of his videos and spamming on Twitter has delivered not even the vaguest ideas of what could be a script, comic book, book, art, toys, etc for something new and original enough. Bob for all his boasts of intelligence and creativity is about as conservative as you could get towards media with sticking to his MCU, animated films, blockbusters, and then the "stunning and brave" film with the POCs that needs to win all the Oscars and then it doesn't.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Though does Bob really have any real original ideas?

At the end of the day, Bob is a "critic" and not an artist because I doubt he has even a mote of creativity in that grotesquely obese body of his. It is not so much the originality of his ideas that gets to me as it is lack of desire or drive to actually create something other than commentary of an existing work.

 

[The Wwwyzzerdd]

It's pretty clear from Bob's... "quality" writing and video production he's better suited to be "the ideas guy". The only problem is that all of his ideas are shitty, unoriginal, or unoriginal and shitty.

God, imagine if one day Bob reveals he's just a character being played by a performance artist in an Andy Kaufman level mind fuck. Granted that would never happen because no human could stay in character like that without their own personality getting supplanted.

 

[cypocryphy]

"The Last Jedi" is bombing hard in China, and audiences are complaining that the plot sucks and it's full of ugly people lol. I want so badly for Bob to attempt to do damage control for this.

http://comicbook.com/starwars/2018/01/12/star-wars-the-last-jedi-chinese-theaters-dump-92-percent/

http://comicbook.com/starwars/2018/...t-jedi-chinese-box-office-poor-disappointing/

 

[Kyria the Great]

"The Last Jedi" is bombing hard in China, and audiences are complaining that the plot sucks and it's full of ugly people lol. I want so badly for Bob to attempt to do damage control for this.

http://comicbook.com/starwars/2018/01/12/star-wars-the-last-jedi-chinese-theaters-dump-92-percent/

http://comicbook.com/starwars/2018/...t-jedi-chinese-box-office-poor-disappointing/

This is the nation he fawns over hard, but he also fawns over TLJ so this is going to be an interesting way to justify both in his mind as his entire mode of operation is seeking validation of his ideas through mass media and blockbusters.

 

[Nathanthebard]

Quite the contrary: the inability to feel for any fictional work unless one is "dial-in" about "representation" is a good sign that one lacks empathy.

And what's the deal with Proud Mary? From the Wikipedia synopsis it just sound like an average hitman thriller but with dindu. Excuse me, the plot is indistinguishable from dozens of "blaxploitation" flicks in th 70s.

So wait we get shit like this but we will never get another dolomite, or shaft movies cause racism... thwre truly is no justice.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I'll never not be amazed at how his ideas are both unoriginal and unfilmable.

"Fuck, off, fatso." - Teddy Roosevelt

"The Last Jedi" is bombing hard in China, and audiences are complaining that the plot sucks and it's full of ugly people lol. I want so badly for Bob to attempt to do damage control for this.

http://comicbook.com/starwars/2018/01/12/star-wars-the-last-jedi-chinese-theaters-dump-92-percent/

http://comicbook.com/starwars/2018/...t-jedi-chinese-box-office-poor-disappointing/

Why do I see him tweeting "Get with the times, you spoiled Chinamen"?

 

[Mola Ram]

1) Conan is not high fantasy. Conan is sword & sorcery. There is a difference, believe it or not.

2) Does this fat momo know that Conan didn't begin life as a fucking Marvel character?