Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

He'd probably block up the machine.

BECAUSE HE'S FAT!

then skynet should call up a obsolete human plumber like mario and luigi then

 

[HY 140]

bob, you're gonna complain about the movie but then see it anyways

 

[Flexo]

He always seems hung up on people he doesn't like being able to drive cars. Draw your own conclusions.

Charlie Gard could not be reached for comment.

And Bob needs to read more philip k dick if he thinks dystopias were all about white men. Or even the nightland stories.

 

[RodgerDodger]

The video is down, so i don't know what it was about.
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Sadly can’t see what the video was... but the headline raises some doubts. Bob moves at glacial speed and would probably suffer a heart attack mid way through and crush his victim to death.

 

[Lechugark]

this guy suck bug time, the worst is that he really like us to fall prey of the same hate he breeds in his mind

 

[Pokemonquistador]

Does Bob resent middle-America and Middle Managers, apparently, for any reason other than typical exceptional neckbeard bullshit? It cracks me up because it strikes me as exactly the kind of seething but unfounded hate you see in Klan type racists.

Most of the time when I see the phrase "Haters gonna hate" I dismiss it as a way to shrug off criticism but...you know, some people are always gonna look for a group to demonize despite all evidence against those people doing anything wrong.

Bob is a hater.

Bob resents Middle-Americans and Middle Managers because they most closely resemble the boys who used to stuff his fat ass into his own locker back in high school. That's all there is to it. Bob grew up amongst "inferior garbage people", was rejected by them, and, like a mad scientist in a Z-grade comic book hero's origin story, decided to declare revenge in the lamest and most passive aggressive way possible. We should all be glad Twitter and Youtube came along, so Bob's rampage is kept merely to words and images no one sees/listens to. I'd hate to think of the kind of lame Unibomber crap Bob would come up with if he didn't have a low-effort, public outlet for his rage.

 

[Adamska]

Bob resents Middle-Americans and Middle Managers because they most closely resemble the boys who used to stuff his fat ass into his own locker back in high school. That's all there is to it. Bob grew up amongst "inferior garbage people", was rejected by them, and, like a mad scientist in a Z-grade comic book hero's origin story, decided to declare revenge in the lamest and most passive aggressive way possible. We should all be glad Twitter and Youtube came along, so Bob's rampage is kept merely to words and images no one sees/listens to. I'd hate to think of the kind of lame Unibomber crap Bob would come up with if he didn't have a low-effort, public outlet for his rage.

Oh please; Blob is too fat and indolent to want to actively kill people himself; he'd want others to do it for him. Plus even if he tried the Unabomber route, he would probably accidentally kill himself if he tried to make chemical or biological explosives. The closest I could see him managing is a primitive gas weapon using his own diabetic piss and bleach... and that's still more research than I believe him capable of given his below z-tier knowledge of any media he tries to cover now for his job.

 

[Kyria the Great]

The funny thing that inferior "wasteland Mid-westerners" probably have a better chemistry understanding than Bob ever will.

 

[Bungleboy]

I wonder if Moviebob's enthusiastic love for nazi-punching is a defense mechanism for his mind because of how Nazi-like his mindset is?

 

[Fuck you jewish cunt]

I wonder if Moviebob's enthusiastic love for nazi-punching is a defense mechanism for his mind because of how Nazi-like his mindset is?

It's that and he wants to seem "woke" to his Socjus friends on twitter

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I wonder if Moviebob's enthusiastic love for nazi-punching is a defense mechanism for his mind because of how Nazi-like his mindset is?

“No bad tactics, only bad targets.”

 

[Red Hood]

Bob resents Middle-Americans and Middle Managers because they most closely resemble the boys who used to stuff his fat ass into his own locker back in high school. That's all there is to it. Bob grew up amongst "inferior garbage people", was rejected by them, and, like a mad scientist in a Z-grade comic book hero's origin story, decided to declare revenge in the lamest and most passive aggressive way possible. We should all be glad Twitter and Youtube came along, so Bob's rampage is kept merely to words and images no one sees/listens to. I'd hate to think of the kind of lame Unibomber crap Bob would come up with if he didn't have a low-effort, public outlet for his rage.

Bob's bullies didn't go far enough.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

“No bad tactics, only bad targets.”

And thus, Bob became a good target.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Comparing them to Trump voters doesn't help your case.

You'll still buy it.

Your reviews have as much depth as a puddle.

"I know I'm unoriginal, checkmate!"

Makes me wonder how Bob feels about Pokemon. I know that he's likely indifferent to it, but it is the digital equivalent to dog fighting so he should feel "empathy" towards them (and by that I mean self-righteous indignation to fellate his ego.)

He played Pokemon GO! pretty regularly. As the meme I cram down everyone's throats goes: "But when I play Pokemon GO!..."

 

[AnOminous]

Bob thinks his childish, autistic babbling has "subtext."

Also there's no such thing as "pendantry." That's our Bobbo!

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

He played Pokemon GO! pretty regularly. As the meme I cram down everyone's throats goes: "But when I play Pokemon GO!..."

I should have figured he would have jumped on that bandwagon, which gives me an idea of what Bob's counterpart in either the games (as an NPC) or the anime would be. In this world, he never got far in his Pokemon journey as preteen because of his glaring lack of talent as well as bullying he received at the hand of Green from Pallet Town. Thus he retreated into the basement his parents' house where he grew monstrously obese and bitter--never moving on from Green's taunts--before developing diabetes. With the advent of PokeTube, he became a "Pokemon Commentator" calling himself "PokeBob" where he critiques the battle style of various trainers despite having little experience and only a superficial knowledge of the activity.

Having gained a following online, he would later espouse his technocratic views where it should be the creative and intellectual "elites" of Goldenrod and Saffron City who should control the future of the Kanto and Johto regions. He would foster a deep animosity towards the Lt. Surge in the 2016 Indigo League Tournament. Surge's nationalist appeal and popularity with the economically and politically disenfranchised rural areas of the two regions angered PokeBob. He shilled hard for the establishment candidate, the corrupt and unpopular Agatha who screwed the elderly socialist, Pryce of Mahogany Town, in the semi-finals by rigging the competition with the help of League bureaucrats and coverups by the media.

Surge's victory only drove PokeBob further into madness was he would reveal his eugenicist views when he declared vast swaths of the two regions "obsolete and unevolved ghouls" from the wasteland. (He would have a particular animus for Pallet Town because of Green, despite it being the home of the world's foremost Pokemon expert.) Most of his energy went to endlessly ranting on his visions of a "superior future" with hopes of goading fellow travellers to enacting violent acts on his ideological enemies. Thankfully, PokeBob only has no influence and rarely ventured from his hometown of Fuchsia.

(Yeah, this was highly :autism:, but I thought it would be somewhat amusing to speculate on an alternate Bob.)

 

[Gordon Cole]

Did he throw his syringes out after that needleless future tweet?

 

[RodgerDodger]

I wonder if Moviebob's enthusiastic love for nazi-punching is a defense mechanism for his mind because of how Nazi-like his mindset is?

I think it's just even his own subconscious mind wants to beat his miserable ass into a bloody pulp, just for being Bob. And honestly could you blame it? I mean it actually has to live inside of Bob.

 

[AnOminous]

I think it's just even his own subconscious mind wants to beat his miserable ass into a bloody pulp, just for being Bob. And honestly could you blame it? I mean it actually has to live inside of Bob.

You're thinking of his skeleton. Which almost certainly also hates him.

Because he's fat.

 

[Florence]

I should have figured he would have jumped on that bandwagon, which gives me an idea of what Bob's counterpart in either the games (as an NPC) or the anime would be. In this world, he never got far in his Pokemon journey as preteen because of his glaring lack of talent as well as bullying he received at the hand of Green from Pallet Town. Thus he retreated into the basement his parents' house where he grew monstrously obese and bitter--never moving on from Green's taunts--before developing diabetes. With the advent of PokeTube, he became a "Pokemon Commentator" calling himself "PokeBob" where he critiques the battle style of various trainers despite having little experience and only a superficial knowledge of the activity.

Having gained a following online, he would later espouse his technocratic views where it should be the creative and intellectual "elites" of Goldenrod and Saffron City who should control the future of the Kanto and Johto regions. He would foster a deep animosity towards the Lt. Surge in the 2016 Indigo League Tournament. Surge's nationalist appeal and popularity with the economically and politically disenfranchised rural areas of the two regions angered PokeBob. He shilled hard for the establishment candidate, the corrupt and unpopular Agatha who screwed the elderly socialist, Pryce of Mahogany Town, in the semi-finals by rigging the competition with the help of League bureaucrats and coverups by the media.

Surge's victory only drove PokeBob further into madness was he would reveal his eugenicist views when he declared vast swaths of the two regions "obsolete and unevolved ghouls" from the wasteland. (He would have a particular animus for Pallet Town because of Green, despite it being the home of the world's foremost Pokemon expert.) Most of his energy went to endlessly ranting on his visions of a "superior future" with hopes of goading fellow travellers to enacting violent acts on his ideological enemies. Thankfully, PokeBob only has no influence and rarely ventured from his hometown of Fuchsia.

(Yeah, this was highly :autism:, but I thought it would be somewhat amusing to speculate on an alternate Bob.)

Bob is basically the fat guy who stands in every starter town ranting about the power of science.