Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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"objectification is ok if its men I guess lmao" - Bob
I never understood when people turn it around and act like guys would be in an outrage if male characters were eye candy. It's especially weird with capeshit because you're super late to the party if you think that was never a thing. Just look at Namor and tell me you honestly believe no one has used him like that in the near century that he has existed.

That "let's see how you like it" attitude is even weirder than dealing with actual prudes. Bob hasn't been around women if he thinks "objectification" of men is anything new.
 
Oh God, he's still going on about Lisa Simpson.
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Even Mother Nature's trying to tell Bob to shut the fuck up.
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You're going to see a lot of critics (including Blob) give Wrinkle a pass on a lot of things they wouldn't other wise just because Ava DuVernay is the director. Because in this age of film criticism, the color or gender of the director or cast is what makes a film, not writing, acting, direction, cinematography or editing.
 
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Oh God, he's still going on about Lisa Simpson.
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So Bob, you're saying Lisa Simpson was a Mary Sue in the earlier seasons? That's very sexist of you. Also, Lisa was relatable in the early seasons because she was a bright kid who feared that she was never going to reach her full potential as she was stuck in a lower middle class home filled with people who never really appreciated or understood her gifts. That's a fear that every misfit smart kid can relate to, especially if their family looks down on the nerdy things that they do.

Also, Lisa WASN'T the smartest girl in the setting; there's a whole episode devoted to Lisa's jealousy upon meeting a younger, smarter girl with wealthy parents who nurture her intelligence instead of grudgingly tolerating it. And no, Lisa wasn't a genius across all disciplines- she had no guile and often did poorly in social situations. But no matter how insecure Lisa felt in the early seasons, no matter how resentful she was about her situation, she still felt loyalty to her family. That's what made Lisa a great character. She was smart, but instead of reacting as Bob would have done and developing a rank, imperious personality, she tried her best to relate to those around her (with the occasional hiccup here and there.)

It's no wonder that Bob likes later season, soapbox-speeching, Mary Sue Lisa Simpson over the early, insecure, earnest Lisa Simpson. He relates to her more.

Also, about Bob saying "Female Gaze good, Male Gaze bad." Do we need to mention how much of a blubbering hypocrite MovieBob is? And wasn't this the same guy who once argued that Female Gaze DIDN'T exist because male comic book characters weren't sexualized - they were drawn with big muscles not to titillate women, but to deliver a power fantasy to the male readers. While female comic book characters drawn with the same healthy physiques and wearing the same form fitting outfits WERE ALWAYS sexualized because the only reason anyone would ever draw an attractive woman is for the purposes of using her as a pinup. There's no other reason to ever draw an attractive female character ever.

In summary: If you have two identical characters who serve the same purpose in the story, and both are wearing slinky outfits, and one is a woman and one's a man, the man was always drawn to be a power fantasy and the woman was always drawn to be a f**k fantasy. Always. According to early Game Overthinker Bob. (Forgot what episode it was on, but I definitely remember hearing the message somewhere.)
 
You're going to see a lot of critics (including Blob) give Wrinkle a pass on a lot of things they wouldn't other wise just because Ava DuVernay is the director. Because in this age of film criticism, the color or gender of the director or cast is what makes a film, not writing, acting, cinematography or editing.
If Bob is that critic then he is a fucking fool for that. Ift doesn’t matter what the color or gender of the director or cast are, the writing, acting, and directing are the most important elements a film must have.

Look at how Bob and other critics are gushing over Black Panther. Not because of the film’s story and characters, which are mediocre by the way, but because the cast and director are black. Because they are black, this film is a masterpiece, not a predictably mediocre MCU movie that has its interesting political themes get crush by the overstuffed humor.
 
Why the hell does he like Lisa Simpson? Nobody likes Lisa, she has no memorable jokes or catchphrases, she's a preachy black hole of humorlessness. Does he love Brian Griffin too?
 
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First of all, :semperfidelis: to you.

2nd, senpai noticing was bound to happen, while I was researching the proposed OP, nearly every image search I made was 95% filled with Bob screencaps from this very thread, also, every normal search had at least some hits from this thread in it, despite the SEO that sites like Geek.com et al are already using.
 
Hi, Bob.

You are, beyond a shadow of a doubt, mentally handicapped. It's the only way to explain the absolutely batshit insane ideas you've spouted out over Twitter - with the "Manhattanized New York" being one of the dumbest things on that list.

That is why I follow your thread, and not you specifically. You are, quite frankly, a disgusting sociopath and if you had expressed half of these ideas in real life you'd already have a bullet in the back of your head. Thankfully, you just sit around in a basement jerking off to Mario.

Please keep making terrible videos with the worst green screen effects anyone here has ever seen from online reviewers. Please keep making the dumbest tweets anyone has ever read. Without your mental gymnastics I'd be stuck reading about psycho twitter troons all day.
 
Why the hell does he like Lisa Simpson? Nobody likes Lisa, she has no memorable jokes or catchphrases, she's a preachy black hole of humorlessness. Does he love Brian Griffin too?

She has a couple of good moments, she contributes more to the writting and structure. She's been used for some good plots and set pieces, she's also pretty good straight man-bassically not everyone can be Homer much like everyong can't be han solos. The trouble is at this stage their are probably more bad simpson espisodes than good ones so comparatively Lisa is a whiney bore like homer is an unfunny retarded sociopath.

Conversly Bob has implied that current series of the simpsons is still funny because he's really really stupid and has really low standards as a critic.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/the-big-picture/5140-The-Simpsons-Is-Still-Funny-Pt-1

It brings joy to my heart knowing that Bob knows of this thread's existence and that it bothers him greatly. I hope this thread continues to annoy you for the rest of your likely short life you angry, miserable and pathetic excuse for a human being.

It tickles me because I know Bob really can't stomach people mocking him or telling him he's wrong he almost certainly rights us off as right wing fps loving dudebro's because he a really stupid. But it almost certainly nibbles at him that he can't stop us just watching his bullshit

And for you Bob since you clearly read these threads.

I'm not from the "america which doesnt matter" (because people have a substantive absence of value if you're a total shithead) I'm a hard left winger who had a simular experiance at high school (except I was smart enough to accept help for my personal shortcomings) and hates fps so I hope you feel me here when I say we don't need to Troll you, you're a total embarisment on your own and the scorn we pour on your is a mere shadow of the contempt you have for your fellow man you callous piece of shit.

We'll be watching you.
 
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On the one hand, I do think Trump just shat on a base that he shouldn't have. And no, I never trusted republicans with muh vidya because they are notorious for being older leaning and older leaning people tend to have more negative views on gaming. On the other hand, I find it really funny how the left is now after years of ridiculing gamers, trying to make themselves out to be champions of gamers. Its like they think we forgot all the shit they spewed years earlier and now think we'll fall in line because hey, its not like they ever called for games to be banned (of course they did).

On a side note. Bob using the phrase grow up is really stupid considering hes a giant manchild who hates the adult ideas like nuance, empathy, or that having different views is ok? Honestly his world view is among the most childish of the lolcows I've seen. Its not just in video games, his politics are simplistic in nature, his taste in movies is marvel capeshit. His taste in food from what he shows is childish. His arguments are as childish as somebody with a blue checkmark can be "who are you", etc.
 
Sperging about Dinosaurs with Arthur Chu.
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Everyone I don't like is a Terrorist/Nazi/Goobergraper. Also, nice choice of words, Michael Ian Black:
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"But when Hillary acts like a hypocrite..."
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Because he thinks you're a fat, fascistic slob?
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lol get rekt, fatty.
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You're going to see a lot of critics (including Blob) give Wrinkle a pass on a lot of things they wouldn't other wise just because Ava DuVernay is the director. Because in this age of film criticism, the color or gender of the director or cast is what makes a film, not writing, acting, direction, cinematography or editing.
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