Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Godzilla@1989]

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That was the same thing happened to me in high school. People would bitch at me if I criticized Obama’s policies and call me a racist. It’s parallel with Bob snapping at people taking shit about Hillary.

 

[AnOminous]

$50 bucks on that he doesn't know what the Marine's function in the military is and what makes them different from other Branches.

It's to soak up all the people who want to be Navy SEALs but don't qualify.

That was the same thing happened to me in high school. People would bitch at me if I criticized Obama’s policies and call me a racist. It’s parallel with Bob snapping at people taking shit about Hillary.

Of course, if you're a liberal, calling people like Clarence Thomas an Uncle Tom or even outright calling him a house nigger isn't racist.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

It's to soak up all the people who want to be Navy SEALs but don't qualify.



Of course, if you're a liberal, calling people like Clarence Thomas an Uncle Tom or even outright calling him a house nigger isn't racist.

Well as a former liberal, I say that I’m glad that I’m no longer party of the Democrat party since those people in my school and people like Bob, also the entertainment industry, fucking drove it to the ground during the Obama years.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Of course, if you're a liberal, calling people like Clarence Thomas an Uncle Tom or even outright calling him a house nigger isn't racist.

Has Bob tard raged at Colion Noir yet?

 

[The Valeyard]

His thoughts on Tomb Raider.

It's a video game movie, it's not aiming to be high art.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

It's a video game movie, it's not aiming to be high art.

Take heed that Bob believes that the MCU is the high art of our times and would likely defend his position with the claim that many considered Shakespeare low-brow in its time. While the latter may be true, I will always find Othello to be vastly superior to Black Panther because the characters and plot are more engaging than some cookie-cutter capeshit film that believes that it's the Lion King (which drew inspiration from Hamlet, when not ripping off Kimba the White Lion.)

Given that Bob (allegedly) majored in film studies, I wonder how familiar he is with the Bard outside of skimming the Wikipedia article.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Given that Bob (allegedly) majored in film studies, I wonder how familiar he is with anything outside of skimming the Wikipedia articles.

FTFY.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Take heed that Bob believes that the MCU is the high art of our times and would likely defend his position with the claim that many considered Shakespeare low-brow in its time. While the latter may be true, I will always find Othello to be vastly superior to Black Panther because the characters and plot are more engaging than some cookie-cutter capeshit film that believes that it's the Lion King (which drew inspiration from Hamlet, when not ripping off Kimba the White Lion.)

Given that Bob (allegedly) majored in film studies, I wonder how familiar he is with the Bard outside of skimming the Wikipedia article.

I'll be honest, Blade is another better movie than Black Panther. Sure, it's got some goofy moments, but at least it has a more serviceable story, better action scenes, and cooler characters than Black Panther. Heck, it even still holds up well in my opinion and will have a better legacy than any of the MCU movies. Bob should be thanking Wesley Snipes for making the film the first successful Marvel movie that paved the way for X-Men and Spider-Man.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

I'll be honest, Blade is another better movie than Black Panther. Sure, it's got some goofy moments, but at least it has a more serviceable story, better action scenes, and cooler characters than Black Panther. Heck, it even still holds up well in my opinion and will have a better legacy than any of the MCU movies. Bob should be thanking Wesley Snipes for making the film the first successful Marvel movie that paved the way for X-Men and Spider-Man.

He won't since has dem white guys in the films despite having a big impact. He's that big of a idiot.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

He won't since has dem white guys in the films despite having a big impact. He's that big of a idiot.

Well Bob is foolish cause if it weren't for Blade, I don't think the MCU wouldn't exist the way it is now.

 

[Done]

Well Bob is foolish cause if it weren't for Blade, I don't think the MCU wouldn't exist the way it is now.

RLM did a re:View of it a year ago, and they largely agree with your sentiment.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

RLM did a re:View of it a year ago, and they largely agree with your sentiment.

I can tell Bob hates RLM, doesn't he?

 

[Gordon Cole]

I can tell Bob hates RLM, doesn't he?

You would be correct:

 

[Mola Ram]

You would be correct:
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It's amazing he can be so dismissive of RLM, describing them in such low-key terms with backhanded praise, while they have a fan base substantially larger than his own, repeatedly demonstrate their knowledge of filmmaking dwarfs his own (both in terms of theory/criticism and their own craft), and are successful enough to have an actual physical studio instead of a single green wall in a relative's basement.

The unspoken salt is the strongest salt of all.

 

[Gordon Cole]

In your fucking dreams.

Like his fashion sense wasn't shit already.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

In your fucking dreams.
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I find it funny Bob dunks on "inferior" critics like RLM and Ralph who have actually made their own mvoies when the best he can manage is bugging some social media intern on Twitter. Exactly the kind of herculean effort I would expect from a man who gave himself diabetes.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I find it funny Bob dunks on "inferior" critics like RLM and Ralph who have actually made their own mvoies when the best he can manage is bugging some social media intern on Twitter. Exactly the kind of herculean effort I would expect from a man who gave himself diabetes.

RLM does put out good reviews and they mange to make their opinions and arguments on a film more clearer than Bob's.

 

[Mola Ram]

A visual reminder (also, per @Sexy Times Hitler 's advice, practicing with the snipping tool):

lol

 

[AnOminous]

I find it funny Bob dunks on "inferior" critics like RLM and Ralph who have actually made their own mvoies when the best he can manage is bugging some social media intern on Twitter. Exactly the kind of herculean effort I would expect from a man who gave himself diabetes.

He also lost the best platform for his bullshit because he couldn't just shut the fuck up and quit tard raging about GamerGate all the time instead of doing his job.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

A visual reminder (also, per @Sexy Times Hitler 's advice, practicing with the snipping tool):

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lol

I don’t watch RLM, but there longest review is the SWE1 review correct? At 70 minutes, in multiple parts?

Compare this to Bob’s BvS: DoJ “review” that’s a multi-part review that somehow reaches over 2-3 hours a part. For a (current and supposedly incomplete) total of over 8 hours.

Speaks a world of difference between Bob and RLM