Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Sexy Times Hitler said:
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May the lord have mercy on all our souls that Bob was able to convince someone like that and hope they fail.
 
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Kyria the Great said:
May the lord have mercy on all our souls that Bob was able to convince someone like that and hope they fail.
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I think this man's potential constituents should know what kind of grotesque maniac their inexperienced, underqualified wannabe career politican subscribes to. Then again this is a state where Wu is running, so anything is possible.
 
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It's not a negative review, but it does agree that the otherwise well made movie isn't really as progressive as white liberals think it is.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Gun sperging.
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Being a :neckbeard: about Christian movies.
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Okay, I'm calling him a cuck minion now.
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He's the best at budgeting his time.
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Okay, this is like the third time in as many weeks he's bitched (or maybe humblebragged) about being awake and "working" for over 24 hours. His weird sleep schedule is one thing, but extended periods of sleeplessness is an extreme stress on the heart for a guy his age, even without all the extra meat he's carrying. Tick-tock, Bobby boy.

That's assuming it's even true. There's this peculiar form of boasting where would-be Type A's go on and on about how they never sleep, and I usually find it of dubious truth, especially when they start going onto some absurd amounts of time (I mean, 33 hours? Come on.). I wonder if it's because it makes them sound like medical residents and the absurd shifts they work.

Also, just because you don't remember passing out on PornHub with one hand on your junk and another buried in a Pringles can doesn't mean it didn't happen, Film Robert.
 
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Mola Ram said:
Okay, this is like the third time in as many weeks he's bitched (or maybe humblebragged) about being awake and "working" for over 24 hours. His weird sleep schedule is one thing, but extended periods of sleeplessness is an extreme stress on the heart for a guy his age, even without all the extra meat he's carrying. Tick-tock, Bobby boy.

That's assuming it's even true. There's this peculiar form of boasting where would-be Type A's go on and on about how they never sleep, and I usually find it of dubious truth, especially when they start going onto some absurd amounts of time (I mean, 33 hours? Come on.). I wonder if it's because it makes them sound like medical residents and the absurd shifts they work.

Also, just because you don't remember passing out on PornHub with one hand on your junk and another buried in a Pringles can doesn't mean it didn't happen, Film Robert.
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PurpleDude said:
Bob has a sleep schedule rivalling low grade amphetamine users. Bob must have lucked out on the genetic library because I have no idea how he isn't in even worse shape.
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Honestly, the worst part is the sheer pointlessness of his schedule. What's stopping him from working on his shit videos during the day? If critics' screenings are in the evening/late afternoon, what's the advantage of having a night guard's sleep schedule versus a normal person's sleep schedule?
 
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Mola Ram said:
Okay, this is like the third time in as many weeks he's bitched (or maybe humblebragged) about being awake and "working" for over 24 hours. His weird sleep schedule is one thing, but extended periods of sleeplessness is an extreme stress on the heart for a guy his age, even without all the extra meat he's carrying. Tick-tock, Bobby boy.
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I will not be surprised if Bob develops atherosclerosis, or hardening of the arteries in the future. Here are a list of risk factors I found on this website while googling the topic:
All of those factors aside from cigarette smoking fit Bob to a "T" and given his erratic sleep schedule, Bob might just develop these symptoms in the near future:

Arteriosclerosis often does not cause symptoms until the lumen of the affected artery is critically narrowed or is totally blocked.

The symptoms of arteriosclerosis are highly variable and can range from no symptoms (in the early stage of the disease) to heart attack or stroke (when the lumen of the artery is critically blocked). Sudden cardiac death can also be the first symptom of coronary heart disease.

Symptoms also depend on the location of the arteries affected by arteriosclerosis.

  • If the coronary arteries supplying the heart are affected, the person may develop chest pain, shortness of breath, sweating, and anxiety. The specific chest pain (angina), or inadequate blood flow to the heart muscle, generally occurs with exertion and disappears at rest. Classically, angina is a tight, heavy, oppressive sensation in the middle of the chest. Rarely, angina can occur at rest and signifies a more unstable plaque and possibly a threatened heart attack.
  • Many types of chest pain are not angina, including sore muscles and ligaments in the chest wall; injured lungs surrounding the heart; and a raw, sore esophagus, which runs down through the chest behind the heart.
  • If the carotid or vertebral arteries supplying the brain are affected by arteriosclerosis, the person may develop numbness, weakness, loss of speech, difficulty swallowing, blindness, or paralysis of a part of the body (usually one-half of the body).
  • If the arteries supplying the legs are affected (see Peripheral Vascular Disease), the person may have severe pain in the legs. The pain typically comes when a person is walking and goes away when he or she stops walking (intermittent claudication). When the disease is severe, the pain may come on at rest and/or at night. If the skin breaks down, the woundmay become infected and never heal, potentially leading to amputation.
  • If the arteries supplying the kidneys are affected, the person can have symptoms of high blood pressure or may develop kidney failure.
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Like @Mola Ram said, tick tock.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Honestly, the worst part is the sheer pointlessness of his schedule. What's stopping him from working on his shit videos during the day? If critics' screenings are in the evening/late afternoon, what's the advantage of having a night guard's sleep schedule versus a normal person's sleep schedule?
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Because, as mentioned above, he can't humblebrag about how much he has to stay awake because he's way more important than you chrono-normative peasants.

Also, I don't think Blobby is aware of how much of a third rail Gun Control is in this country. NRA memberships have risen 4900 percent in recent weeks because of all of the Democrat gungrabbery. I don't know where Bob is getting his stats from. Just because he isn't seeing any of the bluehairs and noodlearms in his ZIP code gunning up, that doesn't mean the level of gun ownership is going down for the whole country.

EDIT: Apparently gunmaker Remington is filing for bankruptcy due to low sales. What Blobby fails to mention is because it was due to Remington ramping production into overdrive back in 2016, thinking Hillary Clinton was going to win the election and crack down on gun ownership.
 
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Because, as mentioned above, he can't humblebrag about how much he has to stay awake because he's way more important than you chrono-normative peasants.

Also, I don't think Blobby is aware of how much of a third rail Gun Control is in this country. NRA memberships have risen 4900 percent in recent weeks because of all of the Democrat gungrabbery. I don't know where Bob is getting his stats from. Just because he isn't seeing any of the bluehairs and noodlearms in his ZIP code gunning up, that doesn't mean the level of gun ownership is going down for the whole country.
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Never mind the rawther high level of gun ownership among the most urbanized sections of his beloved city sprawls.
 
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I feel the need to point out a few things:
1. The F-14 is retired meaning the Navy doesn’t use them anymore (:autism: I know)
2. Superior technology =/= instant victory The North Vietnamese were technologically outmatched by us yet they still won the war
3. He is essentially saying let the government fuck you up the ass because guns are scary
4. When has a census worker been killed by a right winger?
5. Mexican citizens have stood up to cartels thanks to guns so the government isn’t the only threat
6. Not everyone lives close to a police station so enjoy getting fucked by criminals
7. If we’re currently living under a fascist government why is getting rid of something that lets you stand up to them a good idea?
 
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4. When has a census worker been killed by a right winger?
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This sounds like something out of a revenge fantasy movie like “Paparazzi” or just some random episode of a police procedural show. I’d say Bob thinks this happens as a result of getting all of his ideas from movies and tv, but we all know he doesn’t watch tv. He barely even watches movies unless they’re capeshit.
 
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This sounds like something out of a revenge fantasy movie like “Paparazzi” or just some random episode of a police procedural show. I’d say Bob thinks this happens as a result of getting all of his ideas from movies and tv, but we all know he doesn’t watch tv. He barely even watches movies unless they’re capeshit.
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One census worker was found hanging from a tree a few years ago with some anti-government sentiment written on his body. This was back when the Tea Party was getting started, and considered rock solid proof that they were a bunch of racist, murderous insurrectionists hellbent on exterminating both minorities and the most innocuous of government workers. Only ... it turned out to be a suicide, with a crude attempt to make it look like murder.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_of_Bill_Sparkman
 
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