Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Flexo]

(And he gave it 3 1/2 stars, in case anyone still thought he has a decent taste in movies.)

You know, that wouldn't be so bad if he at least ADMITTED he has plebeian tastes instead of going on about how movies like this are the ONLY standards worth judging a culture over.

I mean I love GoodBadFlicks and the guy outright admits he enjoys "trash" and isn't much one for oscar bait. He also doesn't sperg on and on about how nobody matters except movie makers. (He really is the anti-movieBob in every way - even managed to marry & breed.)

At some point he’s got to stop loving those movies. I mean, it took Amazing Spider-Man 2 to make Bob hate Spider-Man and Michael Bay to make him hate Transformers.

Well technically he still loves Spidey and Trans folk, he just really hates what those movies did to the properties. (Kind of like my objections to Ex Machina and that disgusting robosexuality it put front and center. I'm so tired of you meatbags stealing our women!)

 

[:thinking:]

Please keep him as far away from a Daria reboot as possible.
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Why does he wanna play as a bear? I already thought he was one already.
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The bear in Far Cry 5 is also diabetic, so I understand why he has an affinity for him.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

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(And he gave it 3 1/2 stars, in case anyone still thought he has a decent taste in movies.)

Wait? So that means he won't be touching Isle of dogs? If he doesn't. Then it will be more reason to go watch it.

Yep, still amazed that he's completely blind to the fact that everything he just said also applies to himself.


You really want to go down that route, Bob? Fine, two can play at this game.

Totally comfortable saying every black person is a thief.
Totally comfortable saying every muslim is a terrorist.
Totally comfortable saying every woman is a whore.
Totally comfortable saying every gay guy is a rapist.
Totally comfortable saying every Bob Chipman is a eugenicist, nazi pile of garbage.

Wait, that last one is actually true and not a stereotype. Scratch that.

Bob, there are legitimate reasons for why people voted for Trump, not just "obsolete mayonnaise ghouls" but people of color and the LGBT community as well. In all honesty, I really don't care for Trump or agree with many of his political decisions, but between him and Hillary I would vote for Trump any day of the week. Because I actually know what his politics are (not just the wall), while Hillary's entire campaign boiled down to "muh female president" and "at least I'm not that guy".

Everything Bob preaches to hate is what he does. Never thought a man would lack the self awareness of the things he does. This is why I'm laughing that being Bob Chipman is his punishment. He already lost the game of life, and friendship. He only has the sperging to keep his last years moving. Even thought his words are finally starting to bite him in the ass.

 

[GeePee]

Wait? So that means he won't be touching Isle of dogs? If he doesn't. Then it will be more reason to go watch it.

He reviewed.He actually liked,but,obviously,made a speech about how potentially racist the movie is torwards Japanese(and only because he read other SJW articles mentioning it!)

 

[Godzilla@1989]

He reviewed.He actually liked,but,obviously,made a speech about how potentially racist the movie is torwards Japanese(and only because he read other SJW articles mentioning it!)

Here's the review in case it wasn't posted yet.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

This isn’t meant to be a serious song, Bob.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

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(And he gave it 3 1/2 stars, in case anyone still thought he has a decent taste in movies.)

Truly, he has the taste of plebeians.

 

[A Random]

This is why I'm laughing that being Bob Chipman is his punishment. He already lost the game of life, and friendship.

Not for nothing, but if I wrote my memoirs, I could think of seven people worth placing in it that I have no blood ties to.

Bob couldn't put one in his autobiography.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Not for nothing, but if I wrote my memoirs, I could think of seven people worth placing in it that I have no blood ties to.

Bob couldn't put one in his autobiography.

And that's what makes his life one that nobody will remember. He had multiple chances to keep his legacy going, get married, live without any problems, move past his demons. And yet he threw that away for a short term career, a introverted life style, and a reputations in shambles. For all the smug words his fat mouth might get out. None of them will become true as he wishes to be. Like the MCU. He'll be a memory that will be forgotten in time.

 

[Red Hood]

Not for nothing, but if I wrote my memoirs, I could think of seven people worth placing in it that I have no blood ties to.

Bob couldn't put one in his autobiography.

Well, he'd put Mario in it (who's not real) and Shigeru Miyamoto (even though he's never met him, I get the feeling that Bob views him as a deity).

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

For all the smug words his fat mouth might get out. None of them will become true as he wishes to be. Like the MCU. He'll be a memory that will be forgotten in time.

Just some idle speculation, but could Bob be aware of how much of a pathetic waste of space he is of space on a visceral level, but is in deep denial because his feeble psyche cannot handle it? Many of his tweets read like desperate pleas for validation from people more famous than himself and his massive ego a coping mechanism for the existential horror that everything he stands for is a sham.

Who am I kidding? Bob's simply a delusional twat no matter how many times reality bitchslaps him.

 

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Truly, he has the taste of plebeians.

I'm curious if there's a film critic with worse taste than Chimpman. It feels wrong even calling Bob a film critic, there should be a term for the sort of guy who goes around claiming that MCU films are the epitome of the medium and somehow gets paid for it. A shill, maybe?

 

[Pointless Pedant]

there should be a term for the sort of guy who goes around claiming that MCU films are the epitome of the medium and somehow gets paid for it.

There is.

:autism:.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

And yet he threw that away for a short term career, a introverted life style, and a reputations in shambles.

Roger Ebert choose to be a film critic as well. But what made Roger more successful than Bob is that he provided deep analysis into his film reviews without ego and had them with the right brevity, manage to have a sociable life and was married despite having cancer, and didn’t tarnish his reputation by engaging in a internet slapfight.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

I'm curious if there's a film critic with worse taste than Chimpman. It feels wrong even calling Bob a film critic, there should be a term for the sort of guy who goes around claiming that MCU films are the epitome of the medium and somehow gets paid for it. A shill, maybe?

I don't know if you could call Bob a shill because he isn't getting paid by Marvel or Disney they probably don't even know who he is. Bob also seems to be pretty emotionally invested in the MCU too and legitametly believe the dumb shit he says.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I don't know if you could call Bob a shill because he isn't getting paid by Marvel or Disney they probably don't even know who he is. Bob also seems to be pretty emotionally invested in the MCU too and legitametly believe the dumb shit he says.

He also delusionally thinks Kevin Feige will watch his videos and give him a position at Marvel Studios. Though what Marvel Studios would be doing if they’re hiring Bob is making the next Heaven’s Gate.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

He also delusionally thinks Kevin Feige will watch his videos and give him a position at Marvel Studios. Though what Marvel Studios would be doing if they’re hiring Bob is making the next Heaven’s Gate.

I think they'd make the next Battlefield Earth. Bob's film would be so bad it would get a cult following, although I doubt it would do well at the box office.

 

[A Random]

Well, he'd put Mario in it (who's not real) and Shigeru Miyamoto (even though he's never met him, I get the feeling that Bob views him as a deity).

Again, people who care nothing for him. No childhood friends, no ex-girlfriends... nobody who really molded his life as individuals, only a mass of irrelevants.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I think they'd make the next Battlefield Earth. Bob's film would be so bad it would get a cult following, although I doubt it would do well at the box office.

I wouldn’t see them letting Bob direct it, though they’d let him write the script. Personally, I could see Michael Bay direct it for Bob and Marvel Studios.

However, given Bob’s ego, I’d image it would be a nightmare for Robert Downey Jr and Chris Evans to work with him on a film.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I wouldn’t see them letting Bob direct it, though they’d let him write the script. Personally, I could see Michael Bay direct it for Bob and Marvel Studios.

However, given Bob’s ego, I’d image it would be a nightmare for Robert Downey Jr and Chris Evans to work with him on a film.

Bob would all but blow Chris Evans, while the latter is just hoping that his tard wrangler comes and gets him.