Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Lensherr]

The more pictures I see of Bob interacting with the real world, the more it confirms my suspicions that he has some serious mental illness(es). He has that deer-in-the-headlights stare going on that makes him looks empty-minded.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Sperging in the sky, clunky grammar edition.

Also, he's still using the "poor taste jokes" excuse.

 

[Knyttet]

You will believe that a fat man can fly.
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HAHAHA OMG THE OUTFIT!!

Baseball cap, bright red shorts, video game t-shirt, buttoned up hawaii shirt. All that is missing is socks and sandals and he will have a complete stereotypical-dumb-american-tourist outfit.

Also, if he's in Mexico that means that this is the first time in his 37 year old life that he is outside of the US. Good on him for travelling for once!

But what I don't understand is why his sister, whos marrying a Korean, is getting married in Mexico. Or do they have a connecting flight in Mexico and are travelling to South Korea or something?

 

[Flexo]

You will believe that a fat man can fly.
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Will he stay in one of the touristy parts of Mexico, or will he try and prove us wrong and go to cartel land?

I say that like I don't already know it'll be the former.
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(P.S. And he's still retweeting like a motherfucker. You're on vacation, put the goddamn phone down.)

(P.P.S. Diabetes.)

Jeez Bob looks like the camera is trying to steal his soul and didn't find one. Chris should have put the switch in Bob's hands so maybe his brother could genuinely smile.

yes gringo, show the money.
Perfect for you to be kidnapped by local cartels and maybe the police will save you if your family pays them more than the bail out the narcos will propose.

If this is all a plot by Trump...
"You want to send your people here, Mexico? Fine! I'm sending MovieBob to you! Suck it!"

>2 weeks later Mexico gladly took back all of its people so Bob could be deported.

Then screw it, I'm voting Trump emperor for life right fucking now.

The more pictures I see of Bob interacting with the real world, the more it confirms my suspicions that he has some serious mental illness(es). He has that deer-in-the-headlights stare going on that makes him looks empty-minded.

To be fair, if you stay inside all day every day, your social muscles will athropy just like your regular muscles would. Bob's mental illness is self-inflicted.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Could you imagine if Bob gets thrown into a border detention center?

followed by them being unsure where to deport him to.

The more pictures I see of Bob interacting with the real world, the more it confirms my suspicions that he has some serious mental illness(es). He has that deer-in-the-headlights stare going on that makes him looks empty-minded.

I think it's his eyelids and the weird fold they have. His eyes kinda stick out and the lids stretch out to cover them. No one else in his family has that feature making it look unusual. You've probably noticed it at some point without thinking about it.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Sperging in the sky, clunky grammar edition.

Also, he's still using the "poor taste jokes" excuse.
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Just say it with me: I. shouldn't. never. fucked. with. my. website's. client base. Just admit you fucked up by sticking to your guns instead of dropping them to be a better creator. Maybe then some self awareness will begin developing

 

[Assorted Nuts]

You will believe that a fat man can fly.
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Will he stay in one of the touristy parts of Mexico, or will he try and prove us wrong and go to cartel land?

I say that like I don't already know it'll be the former.
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(P.S. And he's still retweeting like a motherfucker. You're on vacation, put the goddamn phone down.)

(P.P.S. Diabetes.)

Chris looks really uncomfortable in some of these, especially the first one. I'd be uncomfortable too if a fat man child in a tacky Hawaiin shirt was staring at me like a dead fish.

 

[Gordon Cole]

They landed.

That manboob action.

(And despite it being his first time out of the US, he's still retweeting.)

 

[Mola Ram]

The more pictures I see of Bob interacting with the real world, the more it confirms my suspicions that he has some serious mental illness(es). He has that deer-in-the-headlights stare going on that makes him looks empty-minded.

Why, whatever do you mean? His twitter feed is so balanced and rational.

 

[The Nothingness]

So like a typical white liberal, he goes to the "good" parts of Mexico

 

[RockVolnutt]

(And despite it being his first time out of the US, he's still retweeting.)

Are you ready for the constant "I love Mexico. I've been there!" you know he's going to do even if he barely ventured out of tourist locations and never really dealt with any normal Mexican citizens? Then arguing that if we have no borders then all of America could be like one big tourist location?

 

[LaughingJoke]

Time to build the wall Asap.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

HA! Bob acts like a condescending prick (and more often than not blocks them afterward) when someone points out his myriad flaws.

Could you imagine if Bob gets thrown into a border detention center?

They throw him in a cage and return half an hour later to find it empty save for him because he A) ate everyone else, or B) assimilated them into his misshapen mass.

Time to build the wall Asap.

Or they can get Bob to sit his fat ass on the border. I don't think any would-be migrant would want to climb him.

 

[TheImportantFart]

Lol, Bob's wearing the same hat as the infamous Lorne Armstrong from To Catch a Predator:

 

[Mola Ram]

Lol, Bob's wearing the same hat as the infamous Lorne Armstrong from To Catch a Predator:

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What, just because he drinks Mike's Hard Lemonade and surrounds himself with children's toys?

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Are you ready for the constant "I love Mexico. I've been there!" you know he's going to do even if he barely ventured out of tourist locations and never really dealt with any normal Mexican citizens? Then arguing that if we have no borders then all of America could be like one big tourist location?

I wonder if he'll mention the army marching through the streets of Cancun - something they've been doing for at least 40 years now. Or how every Mexican male encountered scratches their balls in public.

 

[BubbleButt]

That hat isn't even on straight...

 

[Gordon Cole]

Yep, he's staying in a resort.

Spoiler: Bob in a tanktop and Shirtless Chris

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Yep, he's staying in a resort.

Spoiler: Bob in a tanktop and Shirtless Chris

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Checkout my sweet gaming tank and my
manboobs. We’re clearly not sending our best and brightest abroad.

 

[Mola Ram]

Yep, he's staying in a resort.

Spoiler: Bob in a tanktop and Shirtless Chris

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TFW when you don't have access to the *horrifying* tag.