Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I stopped following Bob for months because his ramblings were getting tiring. I look at this recent news regarding James Gunn, and it is the most satisfying thing ever. Bob lost. And like every time some rando owns him on Twitter he won't own up to it. He prefers the intellectually dishonest way out, but unlike all those other situations where he deludes himself into thinking he won, there's no running from this. And still, he will not accept defeat.

This is Bob's worst, and yet, most entertaining quality.
 
I stopped following Bob for months because his ramblings were getting tiring. I look at this recent news regarding James Gunn, and it is the most satisfying thing ever. Bob lost. And like every time some rando owns him on Twitter he won't own up to it. He prefers the intellectually dishonest way out, but unlike all those other situations where he deludes himself into thinking he won, there's no running from this. And still, he will not accept defeat.

This is Bob's worst, and yet, most entertaining quality.
He's gonna sperg about James Gunn until he gets a heart attack and dies.
 
I stopped following Bob for months because his ramblings were getting tiring. I look at this recent news regarding James Gunn, and it is the most satisfying thing ever. Bob lost. And like every time some rando owns him on Twitter he won't own up to it. He prefers the intellectually dishonest way out, but unlike all those other situations where he deludes himself into thinking he won, there's no running from this. And still, he will not accept defeat.

This is Bob's worst, and yet, most entertaining quality.

Really, his tenacity would be admirable if he applied it to something other than toys and popcorn movies.
 
I stopped following Bob for months because his ramblings were getting tiring. I look at this recent news regarding James Gunn, and it is the most satisfying thing ever. Bob lost. And like every time some rando owns him on Twitter he won't own up to it. He prefers the intellectually dishonest way out, but unlike all those other situations where he deludes himself into thinking he won, there's no running from this. And still, he will not accept defeat.

This is Bob's worst, and yet, most entertaining quality.
"B-But the article was unverified! Hope springs eternal!"

Yeah, we're still in the denial phase.
 
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Movieblob thinks being disciplined is the same as being abused.
This explains so very much.
 
So I haven’t logged on to this thread in 24 hours or so (because unlike Bob, I have better things to do than sperg on the internet all day), and at this point, Bob’s rants have all started to blend together into a giant autism singularity due to how repetitive they are. And:

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This James Gunn sperging encapsulates the reason I became fascinated with Chipman in the first place: his ability to get upset over the most banal shit imaginable and project a Manichean with-us-or-against-us veil over it to the point where he proclaims that people who are merely indifferent over Disney’s firing of a capeshit director (who, unless they’re named Christopher Nolan or James Mangold, are easily replaceable) are complicit in enabling Nazism. That’s how immaturely black-and-white his worldview is. And no matter how shit my life gets, the fruit of this thread provides me with a feeling of comfort that at least I’m not Bob Chipman.
 
I'd almost want to see Bob's dream come true so he can be banned for accusing Trump of crimes without evidence. Also Twitter would die.
 
Whoever is saying that Bob's a pedo should seriously neck themselves like the pointless faggots they are. He's defending James Gunn purely because he is a fucking manchild who can't handle losing his favorite capeshit director.

If you really want to label Bob as anything resembling or approaching pedophilia, then you should be talking about the Nick "Sarah" Nyberg debacle, where he and other #woke retards thought that defending an admitted pedophile is a good idea solely because he was trans and because he was on their side of the ideological picket fence.
 
Am I the only one who thinks the only reason people back #rehirejamesgunn is because they are scared of GOTG 3 bombing big time without him involved and becoming possibly the first flop of the MCU?

Just know Bob is fuming off this video.

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I'm torn. On the one hand the very idea of Moviebob having a temper tantrum on this video is hilarious.......on the other hand this EVS gut uses the term soy and I've grown to hate it (along with REEEEE. Those two terms need to GTFO ASAP)

Oh and the term capeshit needs to go away as well (this forum really needs an edit function)
 
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Whoever is saying that Bob's a pedo should seriously neck themselves like the pointless faggots they are. He's defending James Gunn purely because he is a fucking manchild who can't handle losing his favorite capeshit director.

If you really want to label Bob as anything resembling or approaching pedophilia, then you should be talking about the Nick "Sarah" Nyberg debacle, where he and other #woke exceptional individuals thought that defending an admitted pedophile is a good idea solely because he was trans and because he was on their side of the ideological picket fence.

On the one hand, yes -- calling Bob a pedophile for any reason is insane; calling him a pedo-defender for going balls out for James Gunn is only mildly less exceptional. There are a million other ways to call this doofus out, even if you restrict yourself to his current Fukushima-level meltdown.

However, I'd argue that in his unfailing inability to understand human behavior or motivations, he invites this kind of low-effort trolling by his grotesque and hypocritical overreactions. I mean, this is a guy who spends 16-20 hours a day on Twitter pouring the most overheated rhetoric imaginable on people who disagree with him politically ... and the moment some moron says something that stings and is patently untrue, he starts mewling for Daddy Twitter to come out and protect him. He's a classic bully, in other words.
 
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Am I the only one who thinks the only reason people back #rehirejamesgunn is because they are scared of GOTG 3 bombing big time without him involved and becoming possibly the first flop of the MCU?
Probably not. I mean, Ant-Man did okay at the box office after they have Peyton Reed directing over Edgar Wright.
 
Probably not. I mean, Ant-Man did okay at the box office after they have Peyton Reed directing over Edgar Wright.

I'm surprised Edgar Wright getting kicked off And Man didn't turn into a shitstorm considering I'd bet the MCU fans hold him in high regard for directing the Scott Pilgrim movie (aka the most try hard appeal to nerds, geeks and gamers movie around ever)
 
I'm surprised Edgar Wright getting kicked off And Man didn't turn into a shitstorm considering I'd bet the MCU fans hold him in high regard for directing the Scott Pilgrim movie (aka the most try hard appeal to nerds, geeks and gamers movie around ever)
What would make Bob forget about the #rehireJamesGunn bullshit and boycotting if Taika Waititi is hired as the director of GOT3. Given how much of a rapid MCU fan Bob is and he loved Thor Ragnarok, Bob will flip flop his sperging of this immediately.
 
I'm surprised Edgar Wright getting kicked off And Man didn't turn into a shitstorm considering I'd bet the MCU fans hold him in high regard for directing the Scott Pilgrim movie (aka the most try hard appeal to nerds, geeks and gamers movie around ever)
Multiple reasons:

1) Edgar's exit was purely due to creative differences, this shit happens 3 times a day in Hollywood and people got desensitized to it after a while. Compare this to the political nature of Gunn's dismissal in a very divided cultural landscape.

2) Ant-Man as a movie wasn't a known quantity, so autists didn't have anything to latch on and project their personal feelings on (see Bob projecting his feelings on his Father's death into GOTG vol. 2), but with Guardians, the internet had two whole installments to absorb before Gunn's firing, so that made it hurt so much more.
 
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My god, is Bob STILL going on about the James Gunn thing? It's funny considering I think most casual Marvel fans have moved on already, while Bobbo and his ilk are still pissy about the whole thing.

It's the ending of Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back where they go around the country beating up internet trolls.

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Have I mentioned that Bob's 37 yet?

Yo, I'm sleeping on Jay and Silent Bob. I got to cop that shit now.
 
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