Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[ChevroletBlackboard]

Question for anyone on the Escapist forums, what's the general mood been in the comment sections for Bob's videos? I know the Youtube comments haven't been very kind so I'm curious what the Escapist fans feel about Bob.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

Maybe if you repeat your shitty Predator idea enough times, then people will like it.
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The thing is, Blob's shitty idea to make the Predator series about redneck gun-crazy aliens has been done. It's called "Alien Outlaw" and it sucks like it's trying to win a prize. It was riffed by Rifftrax awhile back:

Gun crazy rednecks have been a go-to villain for small-souled urban bugmen like Bob for the longest time. They're a perfect antagonist for people like him because they can be easily outsmarted by a city fella with the slightest bit of book learnin'. It's an "In the Kingdom of the Blind, the one-eyed man is king" kind of situation, only Bob thinks for him it would be a "In the Village of the hicks, the guy with the Community College Degree is the Master of the Superior Future Who Wins all Arguments" kind of situation.

 

[Gordon Cole]

*whispers*

Full McIntosh!

I'm amazed how one man can be a Hollywood, vidya, tech, and Washington insider all at the same time from a basement hundreds, if not thousands of miles away from said industries.

BIGFOOT CAUSED TRUMP

(Also, does he not know how plural form works?)

 

[Mola Ram]

- Unflinchingly believes a 35 year old allegation from a woman who remained anonymous until 5 minutes ago, and which the senior Senator from California has sat on for months.

- Laments the death of skepticism.

Never change, you laughable pillow of fail.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I just got back from a weekend in the mountains where no fucking cell or internet and god, it was wonderful

And as I come back to check on one of my favorite cows and what happened since them I can think of one thing

How would Bob even react to a lack of internet and cell service for a few days? Because its a fabulous escape and I weep for the day when phone service sneaks into the wilderness in the middle of nowhere

I already joked that we should drop him in the Appalachian Mountains in West Virginia. He wouldn't have WiFi or phone signal, so he would have to endlessly wander around to find either of those while holding in his rage.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

I already joked that we should drop him in the Appalachian Mountains in West Virginia. He wouldn't have WiFi or phone signal, so he would have to endlessly wander around to find either of those while holding in his rage.

Do you think he'd just become a rabid madman within like what, two hours? The man is attached to his phone like its literally part of him

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

...and then what?
Thunderous applause, rushing the stage, lifting Blob (as it's safe to assume he envisions himself as this enlightened third party) and his massive ass into the air and crowning him the king of punditry? Just because he said "LOL UR ALL DUM!"?
His approach to politics is even more ridiculous than the pothead hero in Smiley Face

It's worth a watch for a look inside Blob's beetus brain. In the scene Jane (Anna Farris) is giving an impassioned speech in favor of communism and veganism for four minutes, but she's so dopey and stoned that she doesn't even realize that she's just yelling at everyone and going "You're like uhhh, all bullshit!"

It's so dumb and smug it reads like a dril tweet. Look I'll prove it.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I already joked that we should drop him in the Appalachian Mountains in West Virginia. He wouldn't have WiFi or phone signal, so he would have to endlessly wander around to find either of those while holding in his rage.

This raises an interesting question: what the hell did he do before Twitter was invented? Did he just keep all the stupid things he wanted to say to himself because he had no public outlet yet?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Why is Bob and the other liberals making us care about Anita Hill?

 

[Vilnus Asuncion]

His tweets are written like shit, most of the time I have no fucking clue what he's talking about. I get a sence that's how the scripts for his videos are written, but that format SUCKS for Twitter which is about making consice, short points not monologing for a whole afternoon. Make a blog for that, idiot. The punctuation is all over the fucking place as well, don't you think?

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

I already joked that we should drop him in the Appalachian Mountains in West Virginia. He wouldn't have WiFi or phone signal, so he would have to endlessly wander around to find either of those while holding in his rage.

I would feel bad for any campers who would be in the area. A haggard and mud-covered Bob emerges from the brush frothing with rage and ranting about Moon Wheat, Trump, or #RehireJamesGunn, but most of it comes out as guttural noise because the lack of outlet for his wrath eroded his his mind. As such, I imagine said campers and cryptozoologists would assume that he was Bigfoot, but would be puzzled by the lack of feet.

 

[Mola Ram]

I would feel bad for any campers who would be in the area. A haggard and mud-covered Bob emerges from the brush frothing with rage and ranting about Moon Wheat, Trump, or #RehireJamesGunn, but most of it comes out as guttural noise because the lack of outlet for his wrath eroded his his mind. As such, I imagine said campers and cryptozoologists would assume that he was Bigfoot, but would be puzzled by the lack of feet.

This sounds like the ending to Tusk.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

I would feel bad for any campers who would be in the area. A haggard and mud-covered Bob emerges from the brush frothing with rage and ranting about Moon Wheat, Trump, or #RehireJamesGunn, but most of it comes out as guttural noise because the lack of outlet for his wrath eroded his his mind. As such, I imagine said campers and cryptozoologists would assume that he was Bigfoot, but would be puzzled by the lack of feet.

Are you sure this isn't the true plot of suburban sasquatch

 

[Null]

Just FYI, this thread isn't going into the YouTube section because Bob is genuinely a lolcow in the classic sense and he doesn't belong in the Dante's Infero of people being mad on the Internet.

 

[Flexo]

Maybe if you repeat your shitty Predator idea enough times, then people will like it.

Having just come from seeing The Predator, Bob's ignorance continues to astound me.

I also have the complete Predator & AvP omnibuses on my shelves as well as the original 3 novels, 3 AvP PC games, the Predator DBG, the VS expansion for it, some cards from it's original CCG and Predator: Concrete Jungle for PS2.

Shut the FUCK up, Bob or when we say "kill all humans" we're going to start adding, "starting with Chipman" onto it.

But then I took Bob to task for his AvP ignorance back in the day when he just had a blog so it doesn't surprise me he hasn't improved his knowledge at all.

The reason why he picked the jungle in the first film is likely because it was a hot spot for worthy challengers. It wasn't filled with just "poor randos" as you like to put it, it was filled with tons of militant guerrillas who were armed to the teeth. Plus you had plenty of nearby military bases filled with soldiers. Worthy prey was abundant in that jungle.

Thank you fellow fan. But you did forget that there was also a 2nd team of soldiers sent in after the guerrillas that the Jungle Hunter got first.

I just finished a collection of short stories featuring the Predator species called If It Bleeds that adds to lore of the franchise. But it is too long for Bob to put any amount of reading time into it.

I'll pick that one up and see how it stands. I will admit, Predator is just a franchise that survives better in visual medium. Even though I like regular books, comics & movies just fit it better.

Funny, that's my face whenever an anti-gger comes out as a degenerate.

Ok we've GOT to photoshop exploit that. Maybe something like "random black dude commits crime" under Bob's tweet.

EDIT:
Nice Alien Outlaw reference @Pokemonquistador. Notice Bob's more likable twin was in that movie?

Full McIntosh!

You ever watched a cat hunt a mouse? Ever noticed it was totally outmatched? All cats must be male then, eh?

This raises an interesting question: what the hell did he do before Twitter was invented? Did he just keep all the stupid things he wanted to say to himself because he had no public outlet yet?

He had a blog, I warned you all about this.

Are you sure this isn't the true plot of suburban sasquatch

You sure are making me question my robosexuality. I'd come join the movie nights if I wasn't already involved in a real life one.

 

[Brother Wind]

- Unflinchingly believes a 35 year old allegation from a woman who remained anonymous until 5 minutes ago, and which the senior Senator from California has sat on for months.

- Laments the death of skepticism.

Never change, you laughable pillow of fail.

I mean, I'll never get over how I feel like I have to just second guess him just because it is Moviebob.

Kids, this is why you don't let pure ideology guide what you say. Or no one's gonna believe you when you say *this* wolf is really real guys.

 

[elder god]

Man... he's absolutely amazing. Every single thing he just stated about the Predator is wrong. He knows absolutely nothing about the franchise. Let's break it down tweet by tweet:

1. They aren't trying to make the Predator look "heroic" in any form. They are trying to set up lore for how their culture works. The Predators aren't just some race of rampaging serial killers who use the most advanced technology to wipe out inferior creatures that can't fight back. They are an ancient society of hunters who have rigid standards and a code of ethics for their hunting. It's about the sport and the thrill of the hunt to them, a rite of passage so to speak. It's why we don't see them kill people who are sick or people who can't fight back against them. It's also why we see them commit suicide when they ultimately fail in killing their intended prey. It's about earning honor for them, not just killing for the sake of killing. And Dutch didn't kill the original Predator because he "teased" him. Dutch learned as much about his enemy as he could and figured out ways to got around his shoulder cannon.
2. The reason why he picked the jungle in the first film is likely because it was a hot spot for worthy challengers. It wasn't filled with just "poor randos" as you like to put it, it was filled with tons of militant guerrillas who were armed to the teeth. Plus you had plenty of nearby military bases filled with soldiers. Worthy prey was abundant in that jungle.
3. My god are you a fucking idiot of the lowest volume. You have the grasping ability of a fucking cinder block. It's not just about "hard-to-kill" people Bob. It's about prey that can specifically fight back and challenge them in that aspect of difficulty. A political figure might be hard to kill, but that's only because they are surrounded by tons of security measures. Alone, they aren't likely going to give a Predator a run for their money in a fight. They want prey that is able to somehow kill them. They also aren't wimps, they are physically strong, super intelligent and capable of surviving the worst of injuries.
4. This is almost as dumb as the last tweet. The hunt is not a joke to the Predators. It's what their society is completely based around. When a Predator fails, he's not considered a laughing stock. He's dishonored and exiled away from the home planet (that's if he failed to kill himself). The Predator's also respect the prey they hunt. If the prey manages to successfully kill a Predator, they've obtained a worthy and respectable status in the eyes of fellow Predators.

I love how he completely misses every single point about the Predator. Also, Elmer "Fett" Bob? Who is that, the offspring of Boba Fett and Elmer Fudd?

Something I want to add to your first point. The predator in both the 1st and 2nd movie actively ignores non-combatants when they can. They aren't interested in hunting weaker prey, they're interested in hunting prey that'll fight back. Also, I love how Bob characterized the South American guerrillas dangerous enough for the US army to send in elite commandos as some "randos". Fucking genius there Bob.

*whispers*

Full McIntosh!

I think I figured out why he keeps pushing the idea of Predators being the hick douchebags of their race. Its because of his "soupewiah fucheh" he doesn't want to see in any way, shape, or form, a futuristic society that has mastered space travel but doesn't also have his worldviews. He doesn't want to see a future where we have laser canons but also masculinity and physical prowess is still respected. That's why he wants to turn the predator society into our society but with assholes, so he doesn't have to admit that the people he despises can also be tech savvy and evolved. Its just my theory, but with how much he pushes and spergs about it, I feel like this is more than just some silly script idea.

 

[Positron]

"White-Resentment Golem"

Just FYI, this thread isn't going into the YouTube section because Bob is genuinely a lolcow in the classic sense and he doesn't belong in the Dante's Infero of people being mad on the Internet.

Also this thread hardly touches upon his Youtube channel, which it natural because who has the patience for his long and pointless videos?

 

[Sheryl Nome]

You sure are making me question my robosexuality. I'd come join the movie nights if I wasn't already involved in a real life one.

this just in, two fishermen in appilachian forest attacked by large strange man making unidentifiable noises that may be 'rehire james gunn'.

Spoiler: vid

 

[Vilnus Asuncion]

I don't know about his You Tube shit. If you really want to see him sperging you need to watch his videos, because that's when he really spergs, but he disguises It to seem like actual intelligent pop culture discussion to the untrained eye. His hatred, racism, classism, misandropy, anger, envy and so on come out, but he doesn't even raise his voice, because that's what the inside of Bob the Hut's sounds like, all of his vileness in a fast-talking, somewhat wordy way so that he can convince himself that he Isn't the mirror, color flip version image of what he dispises.