Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Ooh, #29.

Why is it that some faggot who didn't even have a pubic hair and wasn't able to figure out what his dick was for thinks he can talk about the game panic of the 1990's and early 2000's? Even taking into account his age, Blobbo here has the memory of a brain shot gibbon.

It WAS a big deal. Flush off their victories against music, after Columbine, and after the V:tM and AD&D panics. Censorship was HUGE, Hillary Clinton herself was all for books and music being gotten rid of (Her and Tipper Gore, that fucking whore) to "protect the children" and what-not.

If they had been ignored, the ban hammers would have come down.

But he wouldn't know that, he was busy humping a pillow with "Peach" written on it and trying to shove a Mario doll up his ass.

 

[Knyttet]

"You are a dork. Go outside. Play sports."
- Bob Chipman, the obese basement dweller who writes entire books sperging about Super Mario Bros.

You can't make this shit up!

 

[Lensherr]

Ooh, #29.

Why is it that some faggot who didn't even have a pubic hair and wasn't able to figure out what his dick was for thinks he can talk about the game panic of the 1990's and early 2000's? Even taking into account his age, Blobbo here has the memory of a brain shot gibbon.

It WAS a big deal. Flush off their victories against music, after Columbine, and after the V:tM and AD&D panics. Censorship was HUGE, Hillary Clinton herself was all for books and music being gotten rid of (Her and Tipper Gore, that fucking whore) to "protect the children" and what-not.

If they had been ignored, the ban hammers would have come down.

But he wouldn't know that, he was busy humping a pillow with "Peach" written on it and trying to shove a Mario doll up his ass.

Four years ago, he did a video that was essentially a stealth-defense of Anita Sarkeesian by way of saying that she's nothing like Jack Thompson:

So the tweet you're referencing is just part of a larger trend of an attempt at historical revisionism on his part in order to defend his buddies in the cronyistic video games media who make the same arguments as Thompson, only with different vernacular.

 

[Mola Ram]

Four years ago, he did a video that was essentially a stealth-defense of Anita Sarkeesian by way of saying that she's nothing like Jack Thompson:

So the tweet you're referencing is just part of a larger trend of an attempt at historical revisionism on his part in order to defend his buddies in the cronyistic video games media who make the same arguments as Thompson, only with different vernacular.

Bob's distinction between Jack Thompson and Anita Sarkeesian -- she has pure, correct motives while Thompson is nothing but a right-wing troglodyte -- remains the ur-text for understanding Bob's breathtaking intellectual dishonesty.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I listened to Bob the last time he gave me advice like that.

Now I am a bartender and have gained 20 lbs of muscle. Now he is diabetic and keeps sperging nonsense.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob's distinction between Jack Thompson and Anita Sarkeesian -- she has pure, correct motives while Thompson is nothing but a right-wing troglodyte -- remains the ur-text for understanding Bob's breathtaking intellectual dishonesty.

Nevermind the fact that they are doing the same shit. Difference is Bob's defend Anita because she has a vagina.

 

[Cool kitties club]

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Re:#25 Batman has almost always been edgy so is don't get why he's complaining.
Re:#26 So one of the unique thing video games have is bad. Just say you want movies Bob.
Re:#27/28 I actually with Bob for once "immersion" is little more then an excuse to oscarify games into bland "deep" bait

 

[Mola Ram]

Re:#25 Batman has almost always been edgy so is don't get why he's complaining.
Re:#26 So one of the unique thing video games have is bad. Just say you want movies Bob.
Re:#27/28 I actually with Bob for once "immersion" is little more then an excuse to oscarify games into bland "deep" bait

I almost said something salty about his fuckwitted take on Tolkien, then I remembered Bob isn't worth engaging with in any way.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Immersion in games: overrated and unnecessary

Representation in films: crucial for women, ethnic minorities and fags so they can be shown what they should aspire to be

Never change, fat man. Never change.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

As someone who put hundreds of hours into Shadow of Mordor/War and Witcher I couldn't help but wonder what the fuck Bob meant by this.
Putting aside Bob believing that videogames by nature should disrespect their source material (for fucks sake Bob) I couldn't figure out what he meant by GTA: SHIRE

Hijacking cars? You can steal mounts already.
Ethnic diversity? Shadow of War ticked that box already.
Killing innocents? Dude, you can MURDER THE ORC'S SLAVES.

And then it finally hit me. Fucking. Bob wants to fuck hobbit hookers.

That's why he said "Nah, NOT the Witcher!" because he still thinks The Witcher series is about fucking random women, even though Witcher 3 (the best and most popular one) has no brothels and even punishes you if you try to romance the two main female protagonists simultaneously.

tl;dr, Bob Chipman is a horny ignorant creep.

 

[Red Hood]

Environmental storytelling is one of things vidya have over other more traditional media. It can be a key conponent in creating atmosphere.

Of course I doubt Bob has played any of the -Shock games so things like the ransacked NYE party in Rapture or the vandalized vending machine in the Finkton slums that points to the Vox Populi being anti-semitic and therefore not being a glorified heroic resistance are lost on him.

 

[Judge Dredd]

25: In game advertising is one of the least offensive ways to cut costs.
I wonder how he would react to the next Mario (or even Mario 3) having "Trump 2020" ads in them.

Responding to being insulted

Gremlin Propaganda?

So the tweet you're referencing is just part of a larger trend of an attempt at historical revisionism on his part in order to defend his buddies in the cronyistic video games media who make the same arguments as Thompson, only with different vernacular.

There's also the fact he was part of the "Dead or Alive Xtreme is sexist!" smear campaign that meant the game never got released in the west. He then tried to dismiss it as something you can import, this backfired because the party line of the clique was to threaten importers who offered the game.

Of course I doubt Bob has played any of the -Shock games so things like the ransacked NYE party in Rapture or the vandalized vending machine in the Finkton slums that points to the Vox Populi being anti-semitic and therefore not being a glorified heroic resistance are lost on him.

I don't think it's lost on him. If his circle of "friends" are anything to go by they know the Vox are not heroes but think that ruins the game because a black female communist fighting rich white people can never be the bad guy.

 

[King Kobra]

#26 show how much of a mental simpleton Bob is,but cosidering that he see media and art as an "All you can eat" buffet (the more,the better) it does not surprise me sadly

"You are a dork. Go outside. Play sports."
- Bob Chipman, the diabetes-ridden, basement dwelling loser who writes entire books sperging about Super Mario Bros.

You can't make this shit up!

Never forget who we are talking about:

 

[BScCollateral]

So the Covenant are literally what Bob believes Christians are except he's in favor of them?

I think anyone remotely interested in actual, historical Nazi propaganda needs to run out and read Tintin's Shooting Star. Written and drawn in occupied Belgium, the story very much shows how the Nazis wanted to be perceived: a multi-national alliance of scientific adventurers out to investigate an amazing scientific event while being opposed by an American Jew.

Extra points: this comic is still available, because all you need to do in order to turn a pro-Nazi story into something acceptable to the postwar European Left is make the villain's nose shorter.

 

[Commander X]

#13 EARTHWORM JIM doesn't hold up and culture has paid dearly for letting Tenaple skulk around for decades because of this.

While Earthworm Jim isn't my favorite game, the Neverhood and Gear are good.

"The culture has paid dearly for letting this creator make moderately successful indie games"? I guess?

We all know for certain why Tenapel ended up on the Blob's list; for the most part besides some political opining Tenapel has been keeping his head down and avoiding drama or so it appears but even that wouldn't be enough for Blobert.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

“Take that Trump supporter!”

AOC dick sucking even though he’s ironically a hardcore corporate globalist shiller.

“Must resist diabetes!”

“I’m ashamed of being white and I’m proud!”

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

“Take that Trump supporter!”
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AOC dick sucking even though he’s ironically a hardcore corporate globalist shiller.
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He's gonna continue drinking that flavor-aid in the illusion of being successful. He will always be an obsolete film reviewer.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

He's gonna continue drinking that flavor-aid in the illusion of being successful. He will always be an obsolete film reviewer.

He’ll always be a bitter man jealous at those who are more talented and successful than he is.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

25: In game advertising is one of the least offensive ways to cut costs.
I wonder how he would react to the next Mario (or even Mario 3) having "Trump 2020" ads in them.



Gremlin Propaganda?



There's also the fact he was part of the "Dead or Alive Xtreme is sexist!" smear campaign that meant the game never got released in the west. He then tried to dismiss it as something you can import, this backfired because the party line of the clique was to threaten importers who offered the game.



I don't think it's lost on him. If his circle of "friends" are anything to go by they know the Vox are not heroes but think that ruins the game because a black female communist fighting rich white people can never be the bad guy.

Wrong cow thread, but hearing Angry Joe bleat "B-b-b-b-b-ut Daisy CAN'T be a villain, she's a BLACK WOMAN!" in his Bioshock Infinite review was the moment I realized that every single content reviewer I liked was going to turn into a blubbering, virtue-signalling toddler.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Wrong cow thread, but hearing Angry Joe bleat "B-b-b-b-b-ut Daisy CAN'T be a villain, she's a BLACK WOMAN!" in his Bioshock Infinite review was the moment I realized that every single content reviewer I liked was going to turn into a blubbering, virtue-signalling toddler.

Though to be fair, Angry Joe isn’t Bob. I mean, he doesn’t live in a basement in a stranger’s house at the age of 37 and he’s haves 3 million sub which he built over the years and not having only 150k sub despite being around longer.