Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

If he even fights in combat, he’d be more of a Private Upham from Saving Private Ryan.

but wouldn't bob's fat absorb the bullets? He wouldn't even need a bullet proof vest

 

[Mola Ram]

If he even fights in combat, he’d be more of a Private Upham from Saving Private Ryan.

Private Pyle scragged Gunny Hartman and himself before he ever left for combat. Please up your insult game.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Hey, page 1984. I bet 1984 was a favorite year for bob. Not just because it was the 80's but because during that year people could be punished for wrongthink with jail time and execution instead of blocking and shaming

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Hey, page 1984. I bet 1984 was a favorite year for bob. Not just because it was the 80's but because during that year people could be punished for wrongthink with jail time and execution instead of blocking and shaming

And I bet Bob was disappointed in 2001 because we didn't have space hotels.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

That does make me wonder how Bob would react if someone treated him with condescension in real life where he can't hide behind his Twitter account.

Shit his pants and do nothing. Hold on, wrong thread.

 

[Nutritious_Banana]

Shit his pants and do nothing. Hold on, wrong thread.

Nah, defintely the right thread.

 

[Drunk and Pour]

Is there any video or audio of him actually interacting with people? With "fans", on a panel, on a podcast with like minded people just shooting the shit?

 

[Flexo]

Is there any video or audio of him actually interacting with people? With "fans", on a panel, on a podcast with like minded people just shooting the shit?

Yeah, we found out the BOFCA does a podcast he has appeared on.
i.e.

BOFCA Repertory Podcast – September 2018 | Boston Online Film Critics Association

 

[LiquidKid]

Is there any video or audio of him actually interacting with people? With "fans", on a panel, on a podcast with like minded people just shooting the shit?

I remember escapist had an old q&a panel where he grifted by saying the question he wanted to be asked the most was “would you want some money” that he “uses his film critic career to impress women” and he got really awkward when a woman called him out for saying that “all women are bisexual”

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Is there any video or audio of him actually interacting with people? With "fans", on a panel, on a podcast with like minded people just shooting the shit?

There was that livestream the Escapist did on the PS4 Spider Man game awhile ago when the comments bashed him.

 

[Positron]

but wouldn't bob's fat absorb the bullets? He wouldn't even need a bullet proof vest

If he gets hit by a cannonball we'd just need to throw him a magic mushroom.

 

[White Devil's Advocate]

The Bob Chipman cries out in pain as he runs waddles away from you.

 

[Drunk and Pour]

I remember escapist had an old q&a panel where he grifted by saying the question he wanted to be asked the most was “would you want some money” that he “uses his film critic career to impress women” and he got really awkward when a woman called him out for saying that “all women are bisexual”

I've never met Bob, but I think that is something Bob would actually say.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bernie/Biden sperging.

“REE! Nick DiPaolo!”

“REEEE! Bernie not using identity politics to nominate a VP stunning mate!”

What the fuck is the “dirtbag left?”

Nigga, may I remind you that you were a Mario themed jacket on Easter?

 

[Freddy Freaker]

I swear to god Bob just embodies everything I hate about all the iPhone Marxists. I'm as anti-marxism as you can get and id still be a better commie than these bourgeois larpers. I don't get how these people think they'll be able to sit on their ass while shoving multiple girldicks up it. Meanwhile they actively shit on the working class unless it's muh foreign brown refugees uwu. Bob bitches mostly about the White working class but they all ignore the black working class also getting replaced. Areas like Compton that had been traditionally African American for some time have been full on replaced with Hispanics. But that's ok because LET THEM IN

Any historical/trad Marxist wouldve confiscated their assets and thrown their asses in a labor camp. Not to mention LGBT was a bourgeois sickness brought on by degenerate capitallism. It kills me to see the revolutionary troon brigade with che shirts when che wouldve had them machine gunned.

Anyway I'd love to see Bob try to explain his Mario fetish to some NKVD officers

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

It's not so much an ideological commitment to Marxism. What Bob and his peers want is a strong centralized authority that will declare their ilk the winners of their "struggle" and redistribute wealth and power in their favor. Of course they care little about how their system relentlessly exploits third-world labor to produce said iPhones from children mining coltan in the Congo to factory workers in China. Bob's just a deranged narcissist that is the product of western decadence.

 

[DogEatDogFood]

It's a kinda of a misconception here: Bob is not a marxist at all. He even called Marx a "self-serving" prick. He is just weird mix between neoliberal and progressive that thinks that minorities should have a priority over the working class. Basically a corporate Democrat

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Is there any video or audio of him actually interacting with people? With "fans", on a panel, on a podcast with like minded people just shooting the shit?

He also did a livestream on The Escapist’s twitch channel for Smash Bros Ultimate back in December. I’d link it but The Escapist seems to have nuked the VOD entirely.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

It's a kinda of a misconception here: Bob is not a marxist at all. He even called Marx a "self-serving" prick. He is just weird mix between neoliberal and progressive that thinks that minorities should have a priority over the working class. Basically a corporate Democrat

Yeah, this is a very weird aspect of Bobs views. He so desperately wants to be perceived as a leftist and truly believes that leftism is the "correct" side, but yet he doesn't actually hold any genuine left-wing views on things.

It is like wanting a piece of cake but not wanting any of the ingredients that comes with the cake.

 

[Judge Dredd]

Yeah, this is a very weird aspect of Bobs views. He so desperately wants to be perceived as a leftist and truly believes that leftism is the "correct" side, but yet he doesn't actually hold any genuine left-wing views on things.

It is like wanting a piece of cake but not wanting any of the ingredients that comes with the cake.

It's why I don't understand many of his opinions. He hates Ayn Rand, but his whole philosophy of the elites having the right to rule, and the obsolete need to modernise or be left behind is not too far off Rands thinking. He believes he earned his superior future, but the collective is holding it back. Maybe the sticking point is Rand had some compassion for the less fortunate, whereas Bob wants them all to suffer and die.