Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Jetpack Himmler]

Projecting.

Uh huh. Utter hilarious from a guy who probably would have done anything to get out of serving had he been born in 1921 instead of 1981.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

“Notice me Mayor Walsh!”

George Carlin sperging.

Blob, your eugenics is showing.

 

[Jaimas]

I wonder how Bob feels now that Jimmy boy is now in the crosshairs of Vox and friends?

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

I wonder how Bob feels now that Jimmy boy is now in the crosshairs of Vox and friends?

I wonder how Bob feels knowing that as exceptional as Milo is, he was defending his own experiences, and not condoning anyone else being abused by paedophiles? Or that his take on Carlin hinges heavily on Carlin being old, having lost his wife, being a long-term raging cokehead, and coming from a pretty outrageously fucked up family?

Seriously, I got no use for Milo, but his lame ass excuse on Rogan was that he wasn't fucked up by it, and as wrong as I think he is about that, that doesn't sound like a defense of paedophilia.

Edit - On a whim, I thought I'd search for overlap between Peter Bright (the paedo from Ars Technica) and Cellulite Robert, and there's disappointingly little there.

On the other hand, there was this gem of willful ignorance about HRC's results against Trump -

You're wrong, Bob.
People hated the Rule 63'd version of HRC, even though it was a man.
Citation found here, you deranged fuck - https://www.nyu.edu/about/news-publ...ch/trump-clinton-debates-gender-reversal.html

PS, Bobbert - HRC is never going to know who you are, she's never give you a shoutout, and she'll never use you as a sexual stallion after a visit to your favorite all-you-can-graze-buffet, you obese waste of oxygen.

@Jaimas, I edited, so you know.

 

[Nutritious_Banana]

“Notice me Mayor Walsh!”
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George Carlin sperging.
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Blob, your eugenics is showing.
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As if Bob understands the metric system. And no, knowing the difference between a 1 liter of Pepsi and a 20 oz. bottle of Coke doesnt count.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

“Notice me Mayor Walsh!”
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Bob has made statements some see as supporting genocide. Maybe he should be banned from Boston too.
I have to give Blob partial credit for typing out "statements seen as supporting pedophilia" even though it's just weasel-words for "didn't actually support pedophila", at least you know he CAN quit lying all the goddamn time, but only whenever he can smell a defamation lawsuit in the air.

 

[thismanlies]

“Notice me Mayor Walsh!”

Ah, Bob? You can say whatever you want to about Milo Yiannopolous. That's your right under the First Amendment. Consequently, the First Amendment also prevents the Mayor of Boston from telling people they're not allowed to publicly express views you dislike.

Blob, your eugenics is showing.

You can suggest it if you want. But given the book you published, I wouldn't throw that particular stone in that particular glass house.

 

[Rei is shit]

Why is he saying that he is a constituent of the mayor when he lives in the suburbs?

 

[LordofCringe7206]

“Notice me Mayor Walsh!”
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"Milo resigned from his job for making comments that came off as supportive of pedophilia. As such, he shouldn't be allowed to be apart of any event in my city!"

Also Bob:

"James Gunn did nothing wrong and how dare he get fired!"

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

I can't help but picture Bob sitting there gnawing on a plate of Mozzarella Sticks while a couple chatted. And how Elliot Rodgers-esque to think about how beautiful the date was while the man was a piece of shit who didn't deserve the attention of the opposite sex. Bob with his cultivated mass should have been the one chatting with this beautiful lady as he discussed The Big Picture and what's next for the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

maybe, like Elliot Rodger, he'd have thrown a drink at them out of childish spite, and justified it by claiming they were Nazis, just like the current rash of 'heroic' milkshake-hoying leftists; it's not misogynist if you're 'on the right side side of history'!

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Bob would never have the balls to throw anything at anyone, ever. His activism is carried out exclusively on the internet. I imagine Bob would be very easy to back down in real life.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Bob would never have the balls to throw anything at anyone, ever. His activism is carried out exclusively on the internet. I imagine Bob would be very easy to back down in real life.

or if he did, he'd immediately run home, lock himself in his room and cry, just like Elliot Rodger

 

[Drunk and Pour]

I'm sure Bob would give it a game try, and as he's doing so, he'll just lie back and think of Princess Peach. Or Mario. Anyone besides me think that his GO episode where he spergs over a possible female Link in the (then) next Zelda game was a bit of wishful thinking on his part? It's clear he was attracted to the new (male) Link, and to cover up that attraction, he simply said, "Buh, What if it's actually a GIRL? Heh? I love girls...Yup....Sure do love em...."

True. He may have talked himself into thinking that transwomen really are women. Bad things that I hope happen to Bob part III. After he finds out that this beautiful "woman" he's taken back to his basement has penis, he reminds himself not to be a bigot, sucks it up, and sucks it up. As he's being face fucked, a voice in the back of his head is like, "this is gross", but he shuts it down as just the thoughts of the socially constructed gender roles the patriarchy has spoon feed him for close to 40 years. The new "lady" in his life convinces Bob to get married, and they have a totally normal trans/cis wedding. 20 years from now, the trans movement is now seen as the insanity that it is. His former blushing bride decides she wants to de-transition because being trans isn't cool anymore. It turns out his wife's deadname was also Bob. MovieBob realizes he's spent the last decades of his life sucking dick and being fucked in the ass, and he dies never knowing what a vagina feels like.

“Notice me Mayor Walsh!”
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George Carlin sperging.

It's telling that Bob thinks the government should get to decide which people are allow to peacefully assemble. And the "entire country" of Australia banned Milo in the same way as the "entire country" of America banned travel from Muslim countries.

I can't even try to untangle the mental loops Bob is trying to make that Carlin would, what, really be for Current Year censorship of comedy for being too offensive.

On the other hand, there was this gem of willful ignorance about HRC's results against Trump -

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You're wrong, Bob.
People hated the Rule 63'd version of HRC, even though it was a man.
Citation found here, you deranged fuck - https://www.nyu.edu/about/news-publ...ch/trump-clinton-debates-gender-reversal.html

PS, Bobbert - HRC is never going to know who you are, she's never give you a shoutout, and she'll never use you as a sexual stallion after a visit to your favorite all-you-can-graze-buffet, you obese waste of oxygen.

@Jaimas, I edited, so you know.

"You know, if Lizzie Borden was a man, nobody would have though she murdered her parents with an ax. Anybody who denies that is lying and doesn't know the history of sexism."

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Blob, your eugenics is showing.

-Accuses Trump, the GOP, and every region of the country that is not the Northeast or the West of being Nazis.
-Uses the same dehumanizing language the Nazi Party did against the Jews eighty-five years ago. Or the same kind of language that plantation owners used to justify slavery in the United States a century before that,

Makes you think, doesn't it?

 

[LordofCringe7206]

-Accuses Trump, the GOP, and every region of the country that is not the Northeast or the West of being Nazis.
-Uses the same dehumanizing language the Nazi Party did against the Jews eighty-five years ago. Or the same kind of language that plantation owners used to justify slavery in the United States a century before that,

Makes you think, doesn't it?

Wait... you mean to tell me that Bob Chipman is massive hypocrite whose criticisms of everyone else are just mere projections of himself?

Who saw that coming?

 

[Lensherr]

or if he did, he'd immediately run home, lock himself in his room and cry, just like Elliot Rodger

Agreed. Bob is the personification of all bark and no bite. Talks a big game like he’s Littlefinger or Tywin Lannister, when in reality he’s just a Hotpie or Samwell Tarly (and even then he’s vastly inferior in cooking skills and intellect respectively).

 

[SpiceWeasel21]

It turns out his wife's deadname was also Bob. MovieBob realizes he's spent the last decades of his life sucking dick and being fucked in the ass, and he dies never knowing what a vagina feels like.

I was going to say that the only vagina FilmRobert ever felt was the one he came out of but I realized that he was probably c-sectioned out of his mother's womb because he was a breach, too fat, and/or had his umbilical cord wrapped around his neck.

 

[Rei is shit]

And why does bob say this

Spoiler

GROWING UP IS JUST LIKE MARIO GAMES

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

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And why does bob say this

Spoiler

GROWING UP IS JUST LIKE MARIO GAMES
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Never before have I seen anything that makes me long for an autistic rating on Twitter as much as this... thing... does.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

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And why does bob say this

Spoiler

GROWING UP IS JUST LIKE MARIO GAMES
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I've seen some hardcore autism in my life, but this is a whole fucking new level. And the best thing of all is Bob clapping and taking it as a gospel.

I bet that Bob will never accept any religion if it doesn't have Mario and Luigi in their holy verses