Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[praktica]

I am not convinced that was a button down shirt. Allow me to present my evidence. First exhibit:

Now we can notice a few odd things about Bob in this photo: Number one, it appears his shirt is short sleeved. We can see straight down the jacket sleeves, and Bob's arm is bare. Second: the shirt does not appear to be pressed. The collar curves up, there appears to be noticeable wrinkles and creases. Third: his jacket is buttoned, at the reception, on the beach, in the middle of summer. Almost like he is hiding something.

Second exhibit:

Taken the day before, this image depicts Bob in a blueish gray (grayish blue?) polo shirt. A blue that appears to be almost exactly the same shade as the shirt in the first picture. In the wedding picture, the brothers match exactly except for their shirts. They have the same style suit and the same tie.

So in short, it is my belief that Bob wore a dirty polo shirt to his sister's wedding.

Surely he has to have a proper shirt, we all need a few set aside for job interviews or dating....

...erm.

 

[PoopFace]

You almost forgot the "There are no bad tactics, only bad targets". I suppose for Bob there won't be "bad lovemaking" either, specially knowing his seething hatred for every single republican on earth.

I think we can all agree that when it comes to lovemaking, MovingBlob is about the worst target imaginable.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Are we a doxxxxxing blahg or a hairassmint forim? I am confuse.

Spoiler: Tfw simpletonpai notices you

If you keep talking about us Robby-chan we might start holding h-h-hands!

EDIT: lol I initially missed this. Is this body positivity or a sneaky jab at Blob? These are the mysteries.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

That Misery quip of his is ironic considering he would do that to Kevin Feige some day.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Careful, Bob. Your fantasies are getting dangerously into "want to chain her to a pipe in my basement and love her "my way" territory...

I have no idea whatsoever what Bob thinks about while he's furiously manipulating his half-chub, but I bet it's absolutely horrifying.

ETA: You've cut out unhealthy drinks? Motherfucker, we saw your can hoard.

 

[Mola Ram]

I have no idea whatsoever what Bob thinks about while he's furiously manipulating his half-chub, but I bet it's absolutely horrifying.

ETA: You've cut out unhealthy drinks? Motherfucker, we saw your can hoard.

He cut them out after drinking them, friendo.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Way to be a feminist, fatty.
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>Our culture has literally no "use" for her

Yes because a fat basement dweller who makes youtube videos about movies/video games (which are dime a dozen) is totally a better "use" for culture.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Are we a doxxxxxing blahg or a hairassmint forim? I am confuse.

Spoiler: Tfw simpletonpai notices you

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I'm looking forward to you once again having that chronic illness when you have to use it in an argument on Twitter.

 

[Sumdood]

Tfw senpai knows you exist but they wanna act all aloof

 

[RockVolnutt]

Are we a doxxxxxing blahg or a hairassmint forim? I am confuse.

Spoiler: Tfw simpletonpai notices you

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If you keep talking about us Robby-chan we might start holding h-h-hands!

EDIT: lol I initially missed this. Is this body positivity or a sneaky jab at Blob? These are the mysteries.

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>I've cut out ALL sugary drinks in my life

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

>I've cut out ALL sugary drinks in my life

Is there a Gout button or is that for the dsp version?

 

[The Jokester]

Are we a doxxxxxing blahg or a hairassmint forim? I am confuse.

Spoiler: Tfw simpletonpai notices you

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If you keep talking about us Robby-chan we might start holding h-h-hands!

EDIT: lol I initially missed this. Is this body positivity or a sneaky jab at Blob? These are the mysteries.

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"Hit a treadmill, box, bike, do some weights, do it up! Heck, is there a beach, lake, or pool in your area? Go there."
I remember when he said that shit years ago, telling gamers to rise up and lose weight. Lol.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Sperging about primary debates.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Sperging about primary debates.
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Wow, Bob's completely right here. The only way candidates could get any exposure was to travel to four venues and have debates. Because newspaper interviews didn't exist.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Sperging about primary debates.
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Bob confirmed for not knowing anything whatsofuckingever about how politics works. Yes Bob, I'm sure all those ambitious up-and-coming politicians will be perfectly happy with whatever this unnamed group of party insiders decides and will do absolutely nothing to attempt to covertly influence the results, or spoil things by going third party when feel aggrieved by an opaque, undemocratic process! I'm sure the voters will be perfectly happy to have absolutely no say in any of this! I'm sure that these "smart internal analytics" can factor in the results of the sort of unforeseeable revelations that the primary process always manages to dredge up as the candidates attempt to kneecap each other by exposing hidden dirt! I'm sure that it is perfectly sensible to bet the farm on the campaigning abilities of someone that you've haven't seen in action! Bob's authoritarianism, stupidity, and ignorance are all on full display here. This is so astoundingly dumb I had to archive it in case he deletes it. It's very nearly as dumb as the starship tweet; certainly the idyllic view of the sort of technocratic approach that Bob recommends firmly belongs in Gene Roddenberry's Star Trek.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Sperging about primary debates.
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Yeah, just eliminate whatever ability voters have to pick candidates. Only allow the establishment to pick who gets to run on their parties platform!

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Sperging about primary debates.
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I just find it funny how people are complaining about threats to "our democracy" then say this bullshit.

 

[Drunk and Pour]

Sperging about primary debates.
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In other words, the people should not get a say in who their party runs. Why even make it that difficult, just run Kang vs Kodos every election. Besides, the party just picking the candidate is how you got Hilary and look how well that turned out.

 

[BubbleButt]

Sperging about primary debates.
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YOU DUMB FUCKERS WILL TAKE THIS INOFFENSIVE GREY BLOB AS YOUR DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE AND YOU WILL LOVE THEM! SO DECREE THE ALGORITHM! ALL HAIL!

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Sperging about primary debates.
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Follow up

Spoiler: the biggest brain for the bestest debates

One of the two retweets on that bottom one is him. He's very proud.

Back to the thread

To which Bobbyboi asks

Why does he do this? Say "Who wants to tell them?" as if it's some sort of gotcha like he knows some greater truth that we mere mortals can never comprehend? And also come on Bob, it's just us. We're not some sort of nefarious Illuminati. We're just weirdos who like laughing at you. You don't need to act all coy. We know you're watching or having someone watch for you. Make an account, come by and say "Hi". I can't speak for everyone but I would legitimately like to talk to you in place where you can't block me for disagreeing with you. No bull, I'll treat you fair. You can bring Chip along if you want.