Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Bob's solid grasp on history and reality:

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This is even more amusing if you know the context; Sumner's speech was, to put it mildly, loaded like a smokin' hot potato. From America: The Last Best Hope by William J. Bennett:

Following a Border Ruffian raid on Lawrence, Kansas, in May 1856, Massachusetts's Charles Sumner delivered a stinging speech on the Senate floor titled "The Crime Against Kansas." Sumner grieviously insulted Andrew Butler, an elderly South Carolina senator. His rude and personal attack suggested the old man was drooling. South Carolina, Sumner cried, had sent to the Senate, "a Don Quixote who had chosen a mistress who, though polluted in the sight of the world, is chaste in his sight -- I mean the harlot, Slavery."

Needless to say, this didn't go over well, particularly with the sexual connotations; Southerners didn't like to be reminded about that sort of thing. Preston Brooks was also Butler's nephew, and the only reason he didn't challenge Sumner to a duel was because he was sure Sumner would refuse.
 
He started out that way, but even then, he lacked all self-awareness (calling out fat gamers several times, completely oblivious to what he saw in the mirror). However, even in his most left-wing moments, the only frame of reference he has is video games and movies- some really old and really bad ones too.
Also, you don't know the half of his convoluted opinions. He literally wrote the book on Super Mario Brothers 3.
It speaks to just how shallow he really is as a person, yet he presents himself as this deep thinker who's smarter than Donald Trump, the man who built a multinational business empire.
It's been heavily implied, if not outright stated that he stopped gaming sometime around the release of GameCube, possibly as far back as the N64. When he came back it was around the launch of the Wii, and despite owning a Xbox 360 he never got into Call of Duty, Gears of War, Halo, or any other "dudebro" games. To Bob, anything that isn't a pastel coloured kid friendly mascot platformer is "dudebro". This would be acceptable but he still wanted to have opinions on contemporary games and be the smartest person in the room.

This resulted in some of his worst takes, like when he felt qualified to opine on Mass Effect 3s ending despite having never played any of the games, saying Call of Duty was about getting revenge for 9-11, and defended Metroid Other M despite being universally despised.

Nope, Bobby has an irrational hatred for even the idea of Mario vs. Rabbids despite it being a very fun, brightly colored and happy version of X-COM of all things
He also hates Yoshi's Island because it retconned the "Mario is a plumber from Brooklyn" storyline from the Super Mario Super Show.
 
Oh really?
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Can someone explain what he means by this? I'm assuming that he doesn't know what a beta[sic] fish is and still can't make heads or tails of it.
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It's a complete mystery. Unless he's literally suggesting that real male conservatives are much more colorful than the females and extremely aggressive to other males of the species and reproduce with nests made of water bubbles
 
Can someone explain what he means by this? I'm assuming that he doesn't know what a beta[sic] fish is and still can't make heads or tails of it.
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I assume it's because beta fish are incredibly aggressive with each other to the point where they'll kill themselves by ramming into a mirror repeatedly to fight their own reflection.

I know I've been here too long when I want to :semperfi: that tweet.
 
I apologize if I sound like a fag here, but isn't this 'Democrats are the real anti-black racists' thing just a meme? I mean it's been over 100 years since slavery and I don't think it's safe to say that the parties are the same as they were back then. I'm willing to listen to anyone who can explain to me why I'm wrong, but I just don't see it.
Well, the parties aren't the same as they were since I've been alive. Honestly, if Democrats were ever really pro-black, that seems to be the exception rather than the rule. Democrats are definitely anti-white racists, and black people are just pawns to further their goals. In current year, the parties have divided between Individualists and Collectivists, or maybe Libertarian and Authoritarian. Anybody that strays from their identity class is and enemy that must be quashed. Just look at Andy Ngo, a member of two of the Left's newest pet classes, LGBT and Immigrant.
It's been heavily implied, if not outright stated that he stopped gaming sometime around the release of GameCube, possibly as far back as the N64. When he came back it was around the launch of the Wii, and despite owning a Xbox 360 he never got into Call of Duty, Gears of War, Halo, or any other "dudebro" games. To Bob, anything that isn't a pastel coloured kid friendly mascot platformer is "dudebro". This would be acceptable but he still wanted to have opinions on contemporary games and be the smartest person in the room.
I wouldn't be surprised if it was online gaming, and the realization that he is absolutely horrible at video games when paired up against random strangers, that really got under his skin. It's society at large, rather than his own inadequacies and failings, is such a MovieBob thought.
 
Why the hell does he have to emphasize the “white parts” of America? Literally MOST PARTS OF AMERICA IS THE WHITE PART! Is he talking about the suburbs or anywhere that isn’t a metro? How many times has he expressed his hatred for the “white parts” of America? I mean like full-on rant.
Read. The. Op.
He never stops bitching about mayonaise goblins and nazzis stealing his space future away. Even though we're still going to Mars. He's a hateful moron.
 
Can someone explain what he means by this? I'm assuming that he doesn't know what a beta[sic] fish is and still can't make heads or tails of it.
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I assume the general gist is the same with the "shithole countries" tweet, where the left goes, "nu uh, look at all these nice resort towns". Boston Tough Bob of all people should know that big historic cities have very nice parts, and very, very bad parts. "Beta fish" I guess all he knows is that the word "beta" is in it, so obviously beta fish are bad. And of course Russians.

He actually tries to double down on comparing 24 people dying in custody to hundreds of millions of people being systematically eradicated. This is the type of thing that makes me want to beat him to an inch of his life. If he was simply a troll, I'd laugh it off, but he's not a troll, he seemingly wants to be taken seriously as a movie critic. So there is some weird combination of dumb and heartlessness in his comparison. And people have had their career dragged through the mud on much less, and he keeps doing this shit and he stays employed and still has fans. I really hope his tweets come back to bite him hard and irrevocably.
 

When people throw out numbers like this I always wonder...how many people have been detained by ICE in that timeframe? Like, I'm sure the number of people dying is higher than the general population just because they've been through a lot (walking across a desert and all that shit), but I can't tell how upset I should be without knowing what the denominator is. The overall American mortality rate is 732 per 100,000, so how much higher is the mortality rate among ICE detainees? And how does that compare to the mortality rate pre-Trump and how does it compare to the mortality rate experienced by other countries during migration surges (like Germany during their migration crisis)? Without that information a raw number means nothing and is just trying to emotionally manipulate people in the dumbest way possible.

Of course, you would also need to adjust for age (a 5 year old is less likely to die than an 80 year old) but these people are complete retards if they don't understand that a raw number means absolutely nothing without telling me what the rate is. And of course, Bob explicitly comparing 24 people dying of all causes in ICE detention to hundreds of millions of deaths is dumb as shit
 
When people throw out numbers like this I always wonder...how many people have been detained by ICE in that timeframe? Like, I'm sure the number of people dying is higher than the general population just because they've been through a lot (walking across a desert and all that shit), but I can't tell how upset I should be without knowing what the denominator is. The overall American mortality rate is 732 per 100,000, so how much higher is the mortality rate among ICE detainees? And how does that compare to the mortality rate pre-Trump and how does it compare to the mortality rate experienced by other countries during migration surges (like Germany during their migration crisis)? Without that information a raw number means nothing and is just trying to emotionally manipulate people in the dumbest way possible.

Of course, you would also need to adjust for age (a 5 year old is less likely to die than an 80 year old) but these people are complete exceptional individuals if they don't understand that a raw number means absolutely nothing without telling me what the rate is. And of course, Bob explicitly comparing 24 people dying of all causes in ICE detention to hundreds of millions of deaths is dumb as shit
Shut up Drumpftard! I saw a picture of a crying brown child that says more than your words ever could!
 
Shut up Drumpftard! I saw a picture of a crying brown child that says more than your words ever could!
What's better is the pictures of the clearly white/tan teenagers looking sad behind a chain-link fence, or those series of pictures of AOC "crying" at a fence.

Read. The. Op.
He never stops bitching about mayonaise goblins and nazzis stealing his space future away. Even though we're still going to Mars. He's a hateful moron.
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He actually tries to double down on comparing 24 people dying in custody to hundreds of millions of people being systematically eradicated. This is the type of thing that makes me want to beat him to an inch of his life. If he was simply a troll, I'd laugh it off, but he's not a troll, he seemingly wants to be taken seriously as a movie critic. So there is some weird combination of dumb and heartlessness in his comparison. And people have had their career dragged through the mud on much less, and he keeps doing this shit and he stays employed and still has fans. I really hope his tweets come back to bite him hard and irrevocably.
The thing is that most lefties don't go to state that 24 people died to say "Orange man bad". It's to point that soon things will get out of control and many more will die because "Orange man bad". That is the sole point, to say "Hey, if you don't care about this now you're just enabling them to exterminate these people like Hitler did. You see? Orange man is Hitler!" instead of realizing that these people, tired, dehydrated and hungry probably fucked themselves up by walking through miles of desert while dragging along their belongings and children and these deaths are most likely accidental or because emergency services couldn't arrive in time to the middle of nowhere.

And you should laugh your ass off. After all, Bob is disgraceful honorary white trash that never feels any sort of joy or happiness in his life. The fact that he's a terrible movie critic should make it even more hilarious.
 
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