Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Pointless Pedant]

Come to think of it, a lot of left-leaning, nerdy lolcows (Examples: Bob, Matthew Jarbo, Andrew Dobson) look like Al from Toy Story 2. It's honestly quite thunk-provoking. My guess why is simply due to the fact that a lot these guys live very similar life-styles and make similar life decisions.

Not really. Al was based on a stereotypical neckbeard, which all those people are. Similar to how there was that Chris-like character in the Sonic cartoon.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Not really. Al was based on a stereotypical neckbeard, which all those people are. Similar to how there was that Chris-like character in the Sonic cartoon.

so which is it then? Is it art imitating life, or life imitating art?

 

[Red Hood]

Well it looks like Bob might live past 50:

Spoiler: American of intelligence on display

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If this is true Bob has nothing to worry about. His academic background, poorly punctuated books, blatant ignorance on almost everything he talks about, the fact that he spends most of his day displaying the later point on Twitter and YouTube and the fact that he posted this without a hint of irony, should all be proof that Bob doesn't use his brain that much.

Because that's what's going to kill him, not his diet, sedentary lifestyle, and hypertension caused by hating everything that isn't Marvel, Mario, or Madam President.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

17. A Sense of humor.

18. Charisma

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Cow cross-over with Lindsay Ellis and an ultra-rare moment of self-awareness from Bob.

Spoiler: WHAAAAAAT???

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Even though Bob is actually right here, he still made a mistake. I don't think that Bob looks like Winnie the Pooh, considering that Winnie the Pooh has a cute, charming, innocent design. A more accurate to description of Bob's appearance would be something along the line of "Humptey Dumptey's, neckbeard cousin".

He’s comparing himself to Winnie the Pooh because he’s not wearing any pants.

 

[Jack Awful]

Cow cross-over with Lindsay Ellis and an ultra-rare moment of self-awareness from Bob.

Spoiler: WHAAAAAAT???

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Even though Bob is actually right here, he still made a mistake. I don't think that Bob looks like Winnie the Pooh, considering that Winnie the Pooh has a cute, charming, innocent design. A more accurate to description of Bob's appearance would be something along the line of "Humptey Dumptey's, neckbeard cousin".

"Send help."

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

18. Charisma

.19 A Sex Life

BTW, if you're in a photo with Lindsey Ellis and you make HER look like the sober, professional adult in the room, you've got problems.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

.19 A Sex Life

BTW, if you're in a photo with Lindsey Ellis and you make HER look like the sober, professional adult in the room, you've got problems.

20. Professional Editing abilities.

Also I love how in the original, despite being taller, he instead lets her take the photo and just crouches down, looking like an idiot.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Bob Chipman DESTROYS small-brained detractor with FACTS and LOGIC:

Spoiler: Bob really knows how prove people wrong

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I get that lack of self-awareness is almost always one of the key traits of a lolcow, but Bob's lack of self-awareness never seizes to amaze me.

That's right Bob, people have literally no reason to think that you're classist and hate the working class.

Spoiler: The pinnacle of self-awareness

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Bob legit can't tell that he's part of the fascism problem lmao.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Bob legit can't tell that he's part of the fascism problem lmao.

If the average leftist doesn't have enough brainpower to realize that maybe they are part of the problem, Bob is left out in the absolute dark about it.

 

[The tired cat]

Cow cross-over with Lindsay Ellis and an ultra-rare moment of self-awareness from Bob.

Spoiler: WHAAAAAAT???

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Even though Bob is actually right here, he still made a mistake. I don't think that Bob looks like Winnie the Pooh, considering that Winnie the Pooh has a cute, charming, innocent design. A more accurate description of Bob's appearance would be something along the line of "Humptey Dumptey's, neckbeard cousin".

Man, this is like a set up for a joke: A criminal delinquent and a Eugenicist walk into a bar

 

[cypocryphy]

You're not "terrible at being photographed", Bob. That's just how you actually look.

 

[instythot]

Cow cross-over with Lindsay Ellis and an ultra-rare moment of self-awareness from Bob.

Spoiler: WHAAAAAAT???

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Even though Bob is actually right here, he still made a mistake. I don't think that Bob looks like Winnie the Pooh, considering that Winnie the Pooh has a cute, charming, innocent design. A more accurate description of Bob's appearance would be something along the line of "Humptey Dumptey's, neckbeard cousin".

Jesus Christ. As a man who made " being on camera for some reason" his career, shouldn't Bob have a working knowledge of posing for a god damned camera?

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Jesus Christ. As a man who made " being on camera for some reason" his career, shouldn't Bob have a working knowledge of posing for a god damned camera?

When you're ugly on all angles, you have to do your best to be less ugly. But in this case Bob is in front of one of his sacred cows so i think all his effort was in not creaming his pants as they took the photo.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Barney sperging.

Here’s the announcement in context

Also, here’s a dumb take both the Kurds and the 2016 Election, which he’s still butt hurt about.

 

[BubbleButt]

Also, here’s a dumb take both the Kurds and the 2016 Election, which he’s still butt hurt about.
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Nothing kills a liberal's boner faster than avoiding foreign intervention. How else are they supposed to legally kill lower income Americans?

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Reminder that 100% of space crime are committed by women and that’s what will lead us to a superior future.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

If the average leftist doesn't have enough brainpower to realize that maybe they are part of the problem, Bob is left out in the absolute dark about it.

He's a neolib though. He hates people to his left, just not as openly as he hates the right-wing variant of the Mayo ghoul.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Let's ask the kurds about how they feel regarding a bloated American YouTube movie critic with self-inflicted diabities that hates the poor.

 

[Kyria the Great]

He's a neolib though. He hates people to his left, just not as openly as he hates the right-wing variant of the Mayo ghoul.

STOP, Bob isn't any at all. He is simply an idiot brute who has nothing simple brutality on his mind and believes that getting rid of people will bring his brighter tomorrow, despite doing nothing to contribute to that brighter tomorrow in any meaningful way.