Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[instythot]

So, who is ready for some classic Bob "If he prays to Christ, he is gonna get the gas" Chipman? Goddamn it, that's the fucking excpetional fascist I love to laugh at. Never change, Bob

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Whoo boy, the replies on that. And one reeeeeetard who comes in with "he starts by saying extend health care to everyone"

Yeah, and follows with "if that's the ONLY way to get it to people who deserve it". In fact, the original question was about people who have voiced opposition being excluded, and Bob takes that to deciding who is worthy of healing

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

If I had a drink for every time Bob said "societal evolution," I would have died of alcohol poisoning a long time ago.

You’d also be exhibiting far more brain activity afterward than Blob does now.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Whoo boy, the replies on that. And one reeeeeetard who comes in with "he starts by saying extend health care to everyone"

Yeah, and follows with "if that's the ONLY way to get it to people who deserve it". In fact, the original question was about people who have voiced opposition being excluded, and Bob takes that to deciding who is worthy of healing

What have the Bobist's (his followers) declared so far?

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

https://twitter.com/Actually_Tina/status/1189685943118245898?s=20

Look at this fat moron

 

[Neko GF]

We need to do a poll of the worst bob takes to see which one is the dumbest

Here some of Bobby Boi's more notable hot takes

Spoiler: What would Mario and Link think of us!!!!

Spoiler: How to win elections 101

Spoiler: One my favourite Bobsisms

Spoiler: If this is true, Bobby's in trouble

Spoiler: Mario is political

 

[LordofCringe7206]

https://twitter.com/Actually_Tina/status/1189685943118245898?s=20

Look at this fat moron

Somebody posted a reply that was too great not to share here.

 

[instythot]

What have the Bobist's (his followers) declared so far?

The vast majority is "awful take" with the occasional "I like you a lot, but awful take"

 

[XtrmGamr719]

The vast majority is "awful take" with the occasional "I like you a lot, but awful take"

As it should be.

 

[Lensherr]

We need to do a poll of the worst bob takes to see which one is the dumbest

I nominate this gem:

 

[DarkEmoMario64]

I nominate this gem:
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Appropriate reaction from Bob favorite white working class plumbers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZwVPf-Ttt4&list=PLdJ1PNSm4iWRXBHQTDrRKoVfH2Gq9nn5u&index=5

 

[Positron]

Do you know the Chipman Brothers just lost an uncle?

You won't suspect that just by following Bobby, for he was doubtless installing an AC unit or something equally important.

Whoever designed this deserves a

Denim:

Does anyone think Bobby's eyes look like a rooster's?

 

[Puck]

I nominate this gem:
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oh yeah i remember that take and as someone who also has occasionally written reviews of marvel movies on reddit i know exactly how he feels

 

[Jack Awful]

So, who is ready for some classic Bob "If he prays to Christ, he is gonna get the gas" Chipman? Goddamn it, that's the fucking excpetional fascist I love to laugh at. Never change, Bob

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I honestly wish more hard left wingers were like Bob:
Openly admitting to their bigotry instead of trying to mask it as equality and tolerance.

 

[Mr Snek]

While neither of the Chipman brothers are in especially good shape, I get a kick out of seeing pictures of them next to each other like that. Bob always looks like a deer caught in the headlights and his whole face is lumpy and lopsided.

 

[Mola Ram]

In this thread: the saddest combover you've ever seen.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Whoo boy, the replies on that. And one reeeeeetard who comes in with "he starts by saying extend health care to everyone"

Yeah, and follows with "if that's the ONLY way to get it to people who deserve it". In fact, the original question was about people who have voiced opposition being excluded, and Bob takes that to deciding who is worthy of healing

>Bob imagines that nationalized medicine results in people getting care

Alfie Evans, Charlie Gard unavailable for comment.

While neither of the Chipman brothers are in especially good shape, I get a kick out of seeing pictures of them next to each other like that. Bob always looks like a deer caught in the headlights and his whole face is lumpy and lopsided.

He looks like an alien in a skinsuit trying to replicate human emotion and overdoing the hell out of it.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Do you know the Chipman Brothers just lost an uncle?
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Bob did mention that he lost a family member a day or two ago. However he did it in the most lackadaisical way possible where he sounded more annoyed than saddened. Go to the actual post quoted to see the tweet.

We've seen this? Aside from the death in the family, Bob is crying about a week where a few standard setbacks happened

Also: he is so working class he can't obtain or operate a pipe wrench or drain snake

Also also: important screening, my black ass

 

[instythot]

Do you know the Chipman Brothers just lost an uncle?
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You won't suspect that just by following Bobby, for he was doubtless installing an AC unit or something equally important.

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Whoever designed this deserves a

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Denim:
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Does anyone think Bobby's eyes look like a rooster's?

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Oh god. Those two pics fully illustrate the tardrage sitting just below Bob's surface that probably erupts the very second he gets a minor setback or is told no.

Poor chip

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Oh god. Those two pics fully illustrate the tardrage sitting just below Bob's surface that probably erupts the very second he gets a minor setback or is told no.

Poor chip

No man can ever fathom the rage and ignorace that dwells under the apparent souless face of the Chipman. Plus, it's a bit disturbing to see a man that is constantly angry at everything have that kind of expression. Or is it that his anger permeates all parts of his life so much that it outwheights any kind of happiness he might have?

 

[instythot]

No man can ever fathom the rage and ignorace that dwells under the apparent souless face of the Chipman. Plus, it's a bit disturbing to see a man that is constantly angry at everything have that kind of expression. Or is it that his anger permeates all parts of his life so much that it outwheights any kind of happiness he might have?

No man can either understand how Bob can make putting himself in front of a camera his life's work, and at the same time be wholly incapable of posing for a picture where he looks like a normal and relaxed human specimen.

I think it is possible to find a photo of every other documented cow 1) flashing a smile at all and 2) flashing a smile that doesn't look like it's causing them pain