Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Mola Ram said:
What, you don't think he's going to sell a screenplay and become the next Joe Eszterhas? (Like Bob could write anything as classy as Showgirls.)
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Bob wouldn’t come close to the interesting shit Eszterhas writes.

I mean, people remember Sharon Stone’s vagina more than Bob’s Pixels rant.
 
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LordofCringe7206 said:
The only thing Bob has done this past decade is turn himself into a giant internet lolcow.
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You know, I am not the type to say if someone accomplished something great in their lives, sometimes greatness isn't for everyone, neither is having a family, but with Bob, the only thing he will leave is the stain of an ugly person whose diatribes will be a classic example of how-not to act.
 
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Mola Ram said:
What, you don't think he's going to sell a screenplay and become the next Joe Eszterhas? (Like Bob could write anything as classy as Showgirls.)
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Well, in the vein of his "Hey Hollywood, want to make an easy billion dollars" ideas like "Terminator, except Skynet is the good guys" and "Predator, except the Predators are their planet's redneck", he could have "Showgirls, except a hot chick wants to grind against a fat ugly retard dressed as Mario".

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You know, I am not the type to say if someone accomplished something great in their lives, sometimes greatness isn't for everyone, neither is having a family, but with Bob, the only thing he will leave is the stain of an ugly person whose diatribes will be a classic example of how-not to act.
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He will also leave a stain on the carpet after the police find his putrid bloated body lying on the floor because the stench was too much to ignore. Probably with dick in hand and a belt around his neck.
 
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thismanlies said:
I can understand Chris Chipman wanting to stick his neck out for his family. It's honorable, even. But he's got way more to lose by tying his name to someone who's a #moonrocks tweet away from trending on Twitter than... the guy who's a #moonrocks tweet away from trending on Twitter.

Seriously Chris, walk away. You'll be a blip on our radar at best.
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Chris should have consoled Bobby in person, rather than leave a trail on social media. Stupidity with social media will easily bite any aspiring professional in the ass, and it doesn't help that I was able to locate the Linkedin profile of Christopher C. Chipman in 30 seconds.
 
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Mola Ram said:
There's a service for everything. If Chipper is smart he's got these good folks on speed dial, in anticipation of the inevitable.

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Boy, I really hope he doesn't die in July and they find him only after three weeks have passed. I know firemen with horrific stories to tell about what happens to an adiposed infused body when it's been lying in the heat for that long. (Let's just say, the explosion Bob's body could cause would be deafening...)
 
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Doctor Placebo said:
This guy utterly annihilated Bob with a simple, innocuous question. What a king.
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And you know the best part of it? Bob just answered "I'm here". I bet that any of us filthy bullies and harassers with autism and social issues could even come up with 2 or 3 things we accomplished in the last year. Something of value like "I overcame my depression" or "I got a new job". But Bob just enduring one more year of his painful empty existance is the only thing he has left. And when i see it like this, it's pretty sad.
 
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Bob is very upset that people are talking about how Epstein didn't kill himself and how it may distract some of twitter from echoing "his opinions" on Trump.
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We all know why Bob is upset. He is very angry that people are claiming that his corporatist waifu Hillary killed Epstein and had times to him.

Also, the irony of Bob calling Epstein did't kill himself a boomer meme:
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Your Local Neko Girl GF said:
Bob is very upset that people are talking about how Epstein didn't kill himself and how it may distract some of twitter from echoing "his opinions" on Trump.
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We all know why Bob is upset. He is very angry that people are claiming that his corporatist waifu Hillary killed Epstein and had times to him.

Also, the irony of Bob calling Epstein did't kill himself a boomer meme:
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I bet he thought he was real clever on the last tweet. You can hear him patting his own back over that one, praying for the likes and re-tweets.
 
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Mola Ram said:
There's a service for everything. If Chipper is smart he's got these good folks on speed dial, in anticipation of the inevitable.

Cleaning After Dead Body Removal

Aftermath offers dead body removal and bioremediation services. Call us today at (877) 872-4339.
www.aftermath.com www.aftermath.com
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There was a job opening in my area for something like that. I was actually thinking about applying, but you had to be on call 24/7, which would cut into my drinking time.

Your Local Neko Girl GF said:
Bob is very upset that people are talking about how Epstein didn't kill himself and how it may distract some of twitter from echoing "his opinions" on Trump.
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We all know why Bob is upset. He is very angry that people are claiming that his corporatist waifu Hillary killed Epstein and had times to him.
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Imagine being so ideologically driven that you take the side of the very much likely kiddie diddlers who used their power to kill a man to keep him silent.

Also, it's hilarious that Putin is playing the media, and therefore idiots like Bob, like a fiddle to undermine our faith in our elections. Well done, Bob.
 
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Mola Ram said:
I'm like 90% sure he's crowing about still having his Escapist gig, which is in a way much more pathetic than someone with depression celebrating their survival.
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Nope, he really was referring to the fact that he's not in a XXXL coffin. As evidenced here:
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In short, the only thing listed there that could even be considered to be an "accomplishment" is that he hasn't keeled over due to his cholesterol. And even then it's more of an anomaly/ surprise in Bob's case.
 
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Your Local Neko Girl GF said:
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Bob couldn't even come back with some snarky, self-congratulating line like "educated the masses", "enlightened the online world" or "spoke out against injustice". Bob low-key just admitted that he has achieved absolutely nothing worth talking about over the last decade.
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That is actually an achievement given Bob's lifestyle.
 
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Your Local Neko Girl GF said:
Bob is very upset that people are talking about how Epstein didn't kill himself and how it may distract some of twitter from echoing "his opinions" on Trump.
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We all know why Bob is upset. He is very angry that people are claiming that his corporatist waifu Hillary killed Epstein and had times to him.

Also, the irony of Bob calling Epstein did't kill himself a boomer meme:
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What does Trump have to do with Tulsi demanding an apology and retraction from Clinton? Tulsi is running against him.
 
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Your Local Neko Girl GF said:
Nope, he really was referring to the fact that he's not in a XXXL coffin. As evidenced here:
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In short thing listed there that could even be considered to be an "accomplishment" is that he hasn't keeled over due to his cholesterol. And even then it's more of an anomaly/ surprise in Bob's case.
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"Didn't get killed by AQI" "Didn't get killed by ISIL" "Didn't get killed by Al Qaeda" :story: How desperate is this guy for accomplishments if not only is he bragging about still being alive when he lives in the decadent over-civilized West, but he has to further inflate the list by listing Al Qaeda twice (AQI = Al Qaeda in Iraq)? Three times if we count ISIL/ISIS/the Islamic State's origin as an Al Qaeda splinter group. Also, I'm disappointed that we didn't rate a "Didn't get killed by Kiwi Farms" from Bob.
 
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