Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Marissa Moira]

Robert at 270 "I'm Above Average guys!!!!!!!!!"

Me at 203 a month ago : "Mother fucking weather stop being cold so I can start going for runs again and not be as fat."

I can dead lift Bob's weight fairly easily. Like I think 270 may be what female weightlifters do in a competition, but male competitions go for much heavier lifts.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

I can dead lift Bob's weight fairly easily. Like I think 270 may be what female weightlifters do in a competition, but male competitions go for much heavier lifts.

Female powerlifters can actually lift 600 lbs, although men in the same class can lift 1000lbs or more.

I have to wonder why Bob used plaster of Paris to make his pinata and not wallpaper paste or a glue/flour mixture. That pinata's going to be heavy as hell, especially when it's full of candy. (Or, Bob could've just gone to the party section of the local Walmart and nab a ready-made pinata. Those things cost about 10-12 dollars each.)

 

[Marissa Moira]

Female powerlifters can actually lift 600 lbs, although men in the same class can lift 1000lbs or more.

I have to wonder why Bob used plaster of Paris to make his pinata and not wallpaper paste or a glue/flour mixture. That pinata's going to be heavy as hell, especially when it's full of candy. (Or, Bob could've just gone to the party section of the local Walmart and nab a ready-made pinata. Those things cost about 10-12 dollars each.)

As if Bob would ever grace the Walmart Ghouls with his superior presence.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

It’s an old pic!
Ok bob

 

[Flexo]

Good lord, I actually had to verify if that tweet was real because I could not believe that even Bob is that much of an oblivious lardass. I guess I deserve a for that one.

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Yeah, just ignore the fact that he announced that most of his company would be shifting production to masks for medical staff. Not to mention making fun of his (former) drug addiction. How many beer cans are sitting on your windowsill right now, Bobby?

Both of those men look thinner then Bob too.

And I know they've had sex with hotter women than Bob has.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

And I know they've had sex with hotter women than Bob has.

That's assuming that Bob has already had sex. And with a woman.

 

[Flexo]

That's assuming that Bob has already had sex. And with a woman.

No, if he's still a virgin, the statement holds true. (since any woman is greater than 0)

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

As if Bob would ever grace the Walmart Ghouls with his superior presence.

Ironic, since Robert himself is like the Great Value version of a human being.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Good lord, I actually had to verify if that tweet was real because I could not believe that even Bob is that much of an oblivious lardass. I guess I deserve a for that one.

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Yeah, just ignore the fact that he announced that most of his company would be shifting production to masks for medical staff. Not to mention making fun of his (former) drug addiction. How many beer cans are sitting on your windowsill right now, Bobby?

How many people are able to feed their families because said crackhead took the risk and formed his own company and factory? Meanwhile Blobbert has to beg for couchchange on the internet so he can afford to make more shitty videos. Bob has never helped anyone.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

How many people are able to feed their families because said crackhead took the risk and formed his own company and factory? Meanwhile Blobbert has to beg for couchchange on the internet so he can afford to make more shitty videos. Bob has never helped anyone.

Not quite accurate there. Robert frequently helps himself to seconds, often thirds!

 

[Marissa Moira]

You think he keeps that ratty mustache because of mario?

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

You think he keeps that ratty mustache because of mario?

Him or Ron Jeremy...

 

[Ashen One]

Bob has never helped anyone.

Sure he has! He helped Devin Faraci get away with sexual assault. Ain't Bob a good friend?

 

[Arthur Morgan]

You think he keeps that ratty mustache because of mario?

I think it's to hide how ugly his face looks without the beard.

 

[The tired cat]

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Bob has forgotten what it means to be average sized.

Okay Bobo, you asked for this one

 

[Detrogen]

I think it's to hide how ugly his face looks without the beard.

Tried and true tactic, and about the only consistently intelligent maneuver Bob makes. Too bad he’s also fat, balding, and has an awful, unlikeable personality.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

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Bob has forgotten what it means to be average sized.

300-400 calories for each of those burgers depending on whether they're cheeseburgers or mcdoubles, ~350ish per serving of fries, 440 calories per each 10 piece serving of nugs. That's about 3000 calories, assuming there's water in those 4 cups. 3880 calories if it's coca cola.
The recommended daily caloric intake for an adult human male is 2500 calories. Daily, Bob. Not per meal.

 

[kiwipenguin]

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“The six-part 2034 Netflix documentary that ends with one of these... people "missing" and the other one either in prison or hiding in Belarus is gonna be one of those things we won't believe actually happened when we were around for it IRL https://t.co/P3BrKlGEJK”

twitter.com

POC women are quee-wait you don't hate drumpf, you're inhuman scum

 

[KingofNothing]

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Bob has forgotten what it means to be average sized.

I like to pack it away, but just the thought of eating that much garbage at once makes me ill. The 4 sodas alone is too much shit. I don't think Bob has seen a non-fatass in years if he considers that average

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“The six-part 2034 Netflix documentary that ends with one of these... people "missing" and the other one either in prison or hiding in Belarus is gonna be one of those things we won't believe actually happened when we were around for it IRL https://t.co/P3BrKlGEJK”

twitter.com

POC women are quee-wait you don't hate drumpf, you're inhuman scum

Why is he implying these women are gonna have a bad end?

 

[Flexo]

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“The six-part 2034 Netflix documentary that ends with one of these... people "missing" and the other one either in prison or hiding in Belarus is gonna be one of those things we won't believe actually happened when we were around for it IRL https://t.co/P3BrKlGEJK”

twitter.com

POC women are quee-wait you don't hate drumpf, you're inhuman scum

I love the replies.