Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RSVP]

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>If I don't work, I don't eat.
>If other people don't work, they're on vacation.

 

[Jan_Hus]

Eat shit Bob. I’m not on vacation. I’m furloughed from my job. I’d much rather be at work interacting with my students and helping mold them into kind, caring productive members of society but I can’t actually do that

 

[Puck]

>TFW you try virtue-signaling as someone who sympathizes with the working class, despite hating them
>TFW someone calls you out for being a useless diabeto
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Bob's gonna sprain a canckle backpedaling this fast

 

[Jack Awful]

>TFW you try virtue-signaling as someone who sympathizes with the working class, despite hating them
>TFW someone calls you out for being a useless diabeto
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I love that Moviebob is too tarded to realize that most of the Michigan protesters ARE people who lost their job cuz of the shutdown.

That's why they're protesting.

Bonus points for being so out of touch that he doesn't understand that layoffs aren't voluntary.

 

[Walter Temple]

I always enjoy running across people talking shit about Bob out in the wild.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

MovieBob: "Globalization is the way of the future! It's what will create the glorious Star Trek future. We must embrace it!"

The Globe: *falls apart because a bunch of guys started coughing in China, showing that globalization, long term, is unsustainable*

MovieBob: "FUCKING MID-WESTENERNS STEALING MY STAR TREK FUTURE!!!!"

 

[Rei is shit]

Don't worry Robert, we can tell


My fingers are fucking crossed


Gee I wonder why breadtube wants nothing to do with you


Hopefully we get a "that was my depression" arc soon


Progress = fuck people I hate

 

[ColdOnes]

Don't worry Robert, we can tell
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Ah yes, Multimedia Studies. One of the fields that is essential in the foundations of the superior future.

 

[dzonatan]

Progress = fuck people I hate
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If you're not willing to settle then someone else will do it in your place thus proving themselves more worthwhile.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

When I think of women using bows in combat, I think about the Chronicles of Narnia, where Susan was given a bow for self defense, although I wonder if a fedora-tipper like Bob has ever read that book. I do know that if Bob had done even a tiny bit of searching on Youtube, he could have found a historical channel discussing ideal combat weapons for female characters:

Long story short: longbows not good for women. Crossbows would make better projection weapons. Two handed weapons are superior to one-handed weapons, as that gives women a little extra strength to wield them with.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Ah yes, Multimedia Studies. One of the fields that is essential in the foundations of the superior future.

That's one of the biggest things I mock him for. For someone who constantly harps about the superior future, he sure has an obsolete degree.

 

[Mola Ram]

That's one of the biggest things I mock him for. For someone who constantly harps about the superior future, he sure has an obsolete degree.

Not obsolete, merely pointless and laughable. "Obsolete" would imply such a degree ever had a useful function and wasn't just a receipt from a diploma mill.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Why would Bob ever need a gun?
Is he afraid that someone is going to break in to a suburban basement?

Also Bob is mad at Peter Coffin again for daring to speak to mayo ghouls.
Big mad for 7 fucking AM.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Gee I wonder why breadtube wants nothing to do with you
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The alleged firearm in question.

[Review] Smith & Wesson Model 686+ - Pew Pew Tactical

I never liked revolvers until the Smith & Wesson 686. Check out my review on the S&W's reliability, shootability, upgrades, safety, and more.

www.pewpewtactical.com

And here's the "gun" from his Glory Hog thing.

Someone, @Flexo I think, pointed out that the gun from the trailer is a bb gun. Doing an image search I cannot find any 686 with a lengthened sight like that. So we have two possibilities that I initially see.

1. Bob has enough foresight and discipline to not use an actual firearm as a prop, even unloaded, so he used the bb gun, much like the clearly a toy AR that was loaded up with all the "tacticool bullshit" that he detests so much, in it's place.

2. Bob is a horrible liar, doesn't own anything, and is fat.

I don't know about y'all but for me...well Ockham's razor and all.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Gotta say, he's pretty well cast as a pig-masked serial killer. It suits him well.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

Gotta say, he's pretty well cast as a pig-masked serial killer. It suits him well.

Bob chipman is the facade, the pig masked killer is the real robert.

 

[Bolo]

The alleged firearm in question.

[Review] Smith & Wesson Model 686+ - Pew Pew Tactical

I never liked revolvers until the Smith & Wesson 686. Check out my review on the S&W's reliability, shootability, upgrades, safety, and more.

www.pewpewtactical.com

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And here's the "gun" from his Glory Hog thing.
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Someone, @Flexo I think, pointed out that the gun from the trailer is a bb gun. Doing an image search I cannot find any 686 with a lengthened sight like that. So we have two possibilities that I initially see.

1. Bob has enough foresight and discipline to not use an actual firearm as a prop, even unloaded, so he used the bb gun, much like the clearly a toy AR that was loaded up with all the "tacticool bullshit" that he detests so much, in it's place.

2. Bob is a horrible liar, doesn't own anything, and is fat.

I don't know about y'all but for me...well Ockham's razor and all.

Number one. Robert wouldn't use a real gun on his shitty green screen spilled skits or he would be crucified by his "peers" who detest firearms.

But the funny thing is, every chance Robert gets, he mentions that he has a gun, and if the time has come down to it, he is going to use it, to defend the virtuous minority against the mayonnaise Ghouls.

Even more funny, is that Robert keep making the same insecure, ridiculous flexes that you would see one of his red neck strawmans doing "I'm a pretty good shot", "I fuck around", "I used to get into bar fights", "I can bench 300 lbs" (yeah right) "I can survive in the wild with a knife" and so on and forth.

Robert knows that the image of a "alpha" goes against his self image of intelectual superiority, but he still craves for that status, even if is to play this weird role he has in his head, as a dark knight for the marginalized and opressed, he will never be quite one of the "good guys", but he will fight for them, because he is that much of a badass...

And if chinese plastic tit milady wants to reward such brave actions with some sex... well, Robert won't say not, not to...

 

[Things Better Forgotten]

Gotta say, he's pretty well cast as a pig-masked serial killer. It suits him well.

The question is, why does 50 Blessings think Bob is a good candidate?

 

[Quixotic Man]

So Bob spends all day in bed. This sounds like clinical depression, if true. Bob should really reach out to a mental health professional. (You know, on top of all of his other probable mental issues.)

 

[Smithfield Ham]

The question is, why does 50 Blessings think Bob is a good candidate?
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No, you have to be able to get up stairs to be a 50 Blessings agent.

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So Bob spends all day in bed. This sounds like clinical depression, if true. Bob should really reach out to a mental health professional. (You know, on top of all of his other probable mental issues.)

So Bob has Seasonal Affective Disorder?

SAD!