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In order for this to make logical sense, the leader of Al Queda would probably have to be someone like Benjamin Netanyahu.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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It's mostly the fact that they're brown. If these were white, there would be cries of "racism" on the news to this day. Bob and his ilk will bend over backwards to excuse or bury the most heinous actions committed by minorities, while accusing every white man who sneezes of trying to spread the plague to kill minorities.
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What gets me is that he thinks he is knowledgeable and insightful enough to make bold proclamations on every topic, regardless of his ignorance. It’s so easy to say “I don’t know though about that to offer a qualified opinion” or just, you know ... not tweet. But, well, this is Bob, who knows everything yet is still (as he tells it) struggling to make ends meet. Says something about how much the market values his thoughts.
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Nah, i just believe they delude themselves so they don't realize the same religious zeal that drives them in their anti religious efforts.
But one question... if they believe that religious conviction and fanaticism is not a driving force of human behaviour, then what was the impulse of holy wars and quashing of pagan religions? superiority complex? racism? the spanish flu?
It has been shown time and time again that Bob's knowledge, despite himself saying he's very intelligent and educated, is meagre at best and nonexistent at worst in nearly every topic he touches. And you would expect that he would have an inkling of some things that make the world work, like logistics, inflation or farming... But he either doesn't know willingly or (like many suspect here) he has been so much time being an absolute imbecilic cunt that his brain has adapted to the shit factor of his behaviour. In other words, he made himself autistic by sheer amount of training he did throughout his life.
It is true that in Bob we trust. Because Bob only trust in his own random judgement and so we do. Because he changes of ideas and morals faster than a cheap whore burns through her drug stash.
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I’m not a teacher but Bob’s Twitter feed makes me feel sympathy pains for those who were his. Maybe because he still expresses himself like a snot-nosed teenager (the omnipresent “um” intros and abuse of ellipses are right from their NPC script), but I can just see what a huge know-it-all pain in the ass he must have been to every educator who tried to teach him anything. At least his parents had the biological imperative to care about him. I cannot imagine being a teacher and having to pretend I give a shit about a middling IQ show-off like Bob.
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Osama Bin Laden was outrageously wealthy and many of the 9/11 hijackers were Saudis from rich families.
We can't play a drinking game where every time Bob doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about we take a shot because we'd all quickly die of alcohol poisoning.
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Some correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Bob admit that he had authority issues as a kid/teenager? If so, it wouldn't be too hard to imagine him being disruptive in class and antisocial. I suspect he believes that he was so smart in sabotaging his therapy, but the truth is that psychologist/counselor determined that conventional therapy wouldn't work and suggested drugs that his parents refused to give him. Bob is still an obstinate child at his core. It was always about making the world change for him rather than adapting to an often harsh reality of compromise and disappointment.
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I just genuinely want to see Blob flubber, bounce and belly flop his way through the miasmatic minefield that is the History of Islamic Thought. I especially want to see if he'll ever get wind of the Mu'tazilis versus the Al-Ash'aris conflicts and what happens when political figures back schools of thought with force.
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Meanwhile, on Bob’s “work” account, he’s still not over this shit. Can we expect several more hours of YouTube sperging that goes on longer than the director’s cut with commentary?
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I doubt anyone would have the patience to try to educate Bob. And it won't be because it's hard to teach him, it will be because his pompousness. He will claim constant high ground or do a Sherlock Holmes maneuver (I don't need this knowledge because is useless to me), except that Sherlock was an extremely adept detective.
I know it's pretentions to say "I only know that i know nothing", but it's a great way to describe cultured or educated people since they know the knowledge they have gathered is but a grain of sand in the desert and there is a lot more to learn. Bob on the other hand has the disposition to learn of a Koala.
Don't expect him to delve into that. After all, it's past history. Who is interested in the different branches of Islam, their ideological clashes and the conflicts they have unleashed? That's not a cool modern day product to consoom, you filthy midwester! You must get your education validated by Disney if you even want to get my attention.
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I saw this. Finding people on your feed who unironically follow / like Bob is a great way to thin out your following list.
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What are you taking about, bro? Just today Bob has schooled the world on Navajo/Pueblo relations, sexualization of girls in Japan, exercise anorexia in little Chinese boys, and why feeding kids Taco Bell is a great idea. Not to mention his vigorous defense of Simone Biles and heroic advocacy for trans women against Glinner. He knows it ALL.
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I also love how self-styled intellectual and internet pioneer Bob doesn’t know engagement-baiting posts when he sees them. So eager to distinguish himself that he just can’t help but shine a spotlight on his own gullibility and the fact that binge eating is part of his daily life.
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I can't believe he's doing this after the epic dunking he took for his gross overestimation of what constitutes an average amount of Mickey D's food. Slime molds learn better than this mountain of offal.
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He should just cut the crap and start making mukbangs already.
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What's surprising about it? Self-reflection and self-awareness are foreign concepts for Robert. He never learns.
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Please, no. My brain writhes in agony at the idea of the great Blob of Diabetes eating obscene amounts of greasy food while lecturing in his basic bitch knowledge about politics.
Can you picture it? "You see this fries? I only eat fries grown in some ultra tech automated greenhouse. Those will usher us in a knew era of knowledge and advancement when we get more and we get rid of those pesky and white potato farmers. If only they knew to not vote for Trump, but they had to deny ME my superior future and aspirations."
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Those gigantic chicken breasts he lets sit in salmonella pop for five days at a stretch are most definitely not organic or free-range. I’m pretty sure Bob does his grocery shopping at Walmart, where he can tell himself he’s so much better than all those plebs with their families, loved ones, and reasons to live.
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