Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[XtrmGamr719]

These are valid points but he already considers blue collar workers in the present to already be dumb idiots begging for "jerbs" for the sake of "jerbs". You'll notice it whenever he gets catty about the definition of working class and says something sarcastic whenever someone says something about people who do manual labor. He refuses to understand we're nowhere close to a fully automated future even if we really pushed for it to a nonsensical degree. Anyone who says otherwise should just bank on some magic breakthrough which is bound to happen if we do.

Honestly, if anything needed to be automated, it's all of those sweatshop jobs they do in China. They're making the same thing on demand anyways.

 

[Positron]

For those who don't want to watch this crap, here is the gist of Robet's idea: In a utopian future that now machines took over every manual labour, dissatisfied humans that lost their place in society (technophobe rednecks), are going back to the past to kill the person whose technology is going to usher this utopian future... Said person to be the daughter of the black guy who got the shaft in Terminator 2 (girls gotta love the science).

And the most jaw-dropping part: there is no Skynet. Because Skynet is evil and Bobby don't want to portray a scientific invention as evil.

At the least, the poc girl could be a misunderstood anti hero who's forced to the terrible actions against her choice in fear of her boss and she redeems herself by helping the blue collar worker fight back against the greedy CEO who is foolishly crippling the world’s society.

I guarantee that the pee girl will be like Dagny from Atlas Shrugged: arrogant, autocratic, she recognizes no boss and uses people (including the human Terminator) instrumentally.

Honestly, if anything needed to be automated, it's all of those sweatshop jobs they do in China. They're making the same thing on demand anyways.

That's Hollywood.

Bonus content: this is Chris Chipman cirra 2001. He turns 36 this year so this is him at the cusp of adulthood:

 

[אΩ+1]

Oh yeah, I remeber this pitch...it way worse than anything Genysis or Dark Fate can offer.

it is probably one, if not the most stupid thing Robert has ever said.

For those who don't want to watch this crap, here is the gist of Robet's idea: In a utopian future that now machines took over every manual labour, dissatisfied humans that lost their place in society (technophobe rednecks), are going back to the past to kill the person whose technology is going to usher this utopian future... Said person to be the daughter of the black guy who got the shaft in Terminator 2 (girls gotta love the science).

So the clever "twist" Robert has is, that this time, it is a human terminator against a robot, and instead of preventing the future, it is to keep it. And the human terminator gotta be genetic engineered or some shit so he can go toe to toe with a robot...

If you didn't get it, this is the genius of Robert's pitch, a guy goes back in time so he can have the priviledge of having a FUCKING BLUE COLAR WORK IN THE FUTURE!!! The same guy who not only has access to miracle tech and time travel, but also super genetic powers, needs to go back in time so people like him can have a "jerb"... instead of you know, taking over the past and living like a king.

And you can poke as many holes as you can on this shit, like, if it is a utopian future where everybody is provided, why would you have people longing for manual labour? You know Robert, coal miners don't really like being coal miners and having black lungs, but they need to be because opportunities for those people aren't dropping from the heaven like mana.

And this is the main issue whenever Robert tries to give his ideas any substance, they show his really wrapped views on reality. I mean, having a super powered hillbilly can be a fun idea, but the context Robert uses comes from a place of not just hatred, but gross misunderstandingof what he seems to be criticising.

Its like a Neil Breen movie, behind the childish awfullness of the stories, lies a quite disturbed display of a unstable person. I don't think Robert is on the same level of crazy, but I get the feeling that not all his screws are there either.

Funny that you bring up an organic terminator when organic have been canon in the original timeline since 2001 in T2 Trilogy novels

https://terminator.fandom.com/wiki/I-950_(T2_Trilogy)

 

[MeltyTW]

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His syntax is all fucked up in that sentence "anyone could" implies it is a very easy and light meal but "an entire christmas dinner" implies eating it to be a great feat. He wrote it like an obvious parody account would, that little "wink you know what i am doing", its so unself aware, it would be like saying "anyone could eat this giant artery clogging bowl of chicken". Also lol at only 20-23 people even in Bob's camp finding it acceptable to like

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Now to be fair, Bob’s pitch could be at least interesting if the human terminator was sympathetic by showing the downside of Bob’s utopia leaving the humans (working class people) in extreme poverty and homeless and the experts in charge are oppressive assholes that punish the working class humans. But this is Bob we’re discussing here, so the human terminator has to be a blue collar racist asshole.

I actually read a book once that kind of did a similar theme, except it was a play on environmentalism, not automation. A time traveler goes back in time and starts assassinating politicians and big businessmen because he lives in an ecologically devastated post apocalyptic future, but every time he does he somehow makes the future worse. The protagonist is actually a younger version of the time traveler who he meets up with purely for kicks, and he eventually realizes that the older version of himself has turned into a psychopathic monster via fucking up the time stream. So the protagonist has to figure out how to stop his future self before he wipes out the entire human race through his attempts to kill the right people to usher in the superior future. Funnily enough, the time travelling older self has extremely vindictive rage issues over being bullied as a kid, much like Bob.

Now that I've been reminded of it, it really is remarkable how that book is such a complete deconstruction of Robert's worldview. Unfortunately, while the concept was very interesting the book's climax is resolved by a completely bullshit asspull. I can't remember the name of it for the life of me.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Holy shit, was he going bald at 16?

 

[Positron]

Chris's Wedding had a Jay and Silent Bob theme.

Even among this herd of hulking beasts, Bobby still stood out.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Bob is a bootlicker who wants to leave in a future where he's a soylent-fed gimp for a bunch of cold, unfeeling robot overlords while poor people are bred out of existence and his shitty, incoherent and badly written pitch is just an outlet for that pathetic submission fantasy. In a more standard Terminator story, he'd be a bumbling henchmen for Skynet who believes that by kissing the evil robots' asses, he'd be spared from the coming apocalypse.

That's Bob's worldview in a nutshell: lick establishment boot, beg for their approval and once you've brown-nosed enough they'll give you a robot body and a UV that permanently infuses you with Twinkie goo.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Holy shit, was he going bald at 16?

Defective genes are a bitch.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I actually read a book once that kind of did a similar theme, except it was a play on environmentalism, not automation. A time traveler goes back in time and starts assassinating politicians and big businessmen because he lives in an ecologically devastated post apocalyptic future, but every time he does he somehow makes the future worse. The protagonist is actually a younger version of the time traveler who he meets up with purely for kicks, and he eventually realizes that the older version of himself has turned into a psychopathic monster via fucking up the time stream. So the protagonist has to figure out how to stop his future self before he wipes out the entire human race through his attempts to kill the right people to usher in the superior future. Funnily enough, the time travelling older self has extremely vindictive rage issues over being bullied as a kid, much like Bob.

Now that I've been reminded of it, it really is remarkable how that book is such a complete deconstruction of Robert's worldview. Unfortunately, while the concept was very interesting the book's climax is resolved by a completely bullshit asspull. I can't remember the name of it for the life of me.

Shit now I want to read that book badly.

 

[Marissa Moira]

idea guys are utterly worthless people, forever frustated that their genius won't ever get the recognition that it deserves.

Well that's because the fucking simps who supposedly have the skills just can't have their output match the majesty of Bob's vision and also refuse to work for free.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Chris's Wedding had a Jay and Silent Bob theme.

Even among this herd of hulking beasts, Bobby still stood out.

I can’t fucking breathe. Bob “dancing” is even more awkward and bumbling than I would have imagined. “Tacky” doesn’t even begin to cover how that wedding reception looked.

Bob comes from a low caste. That much is clear. The world knows it and, deep down, so does Bob. His class issues make so much sense when you see this video and other visual evidence of his family life. Bob is a self-hating mayonnaise ghoul.

 

[Mola Ram]

I can’t fucking breathe. Bob “dancing” is even more awkward and bumbling than I would have imagined. “Tacky” doesn’t even begin to cover how that wedding reception looked.

Bob comes from a low caste. That much is clear. The world knows it and, deep down, so does Bob. His class issues make so much sense when you see this video and other visual evidence of his family life. Bob is a self-hating mayonnaise ghoul.

Near the beginning of that video (which is gruesome enough that back in the 80s it would have fit right in on Faces of Death), Chippa mentions that this crew went to see Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back about ten times, which is rather the opposite of what a "properly evolved" being might be expected to do.

For those of you who still find yourselves enraged by Bob's sneering hot takes, watch this video and understand this is not a man to get angry at, and if anything, you may even pity him.

Bob, if you're lurking, watch that video again, and make sure that when you buy the rope, both it and the roof beam can support your weight.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Chris's Wedding had a Jay and Silent Bob theme.

Even among this herd of hulking beasts, Bobby still stood out.

i swear to God that is the most autistic thing I have ever seen. There is now no doubt that Chris is autistic as well, just not as bad as Blobby. Hell, a good portion of the fam probably is.

Starting out with the "Universal Studios" tune that plays ahead of movies, then holy shit, Bad Medicine by Bon Jovi, which is so autistic even the bride is like "OK that's enough of that".

Also some moron keeps eating the microphone, and whoever's in charge of the sound system doesn't know what the hell they're doing with all the static in the singing going into the microphone when people aren't eating it, and with that last song from Jay and Silent Bob. I barely know sound systems and I coulda cleaned that right up fairly quickly. Of course, it coulda been a cheapass sound system with garbage speakers, too. It's not impossible to fix that problem with a cheap sound system and garbage speakers but I think Chris' expectations of volume exceeded the capability of the system.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Of course, it coulda been a cheapass sound system with garbage speakers, too.

Look at that reception. Even the bride’s dress was an off-the-rack schmatte made of obviously cheap satin. Pretty safe bet that they didn’t invest in decent sound if they didn’t even bother to make the bride look decent. You can put together a beautiful, elegant wedding on a budget. But it requires good taste. These people don’t have that.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Look at that reception. Even the bride’s dress was an off-the-rack schmatte made of obviously cheap satin. Pretty safe bet that they didn’t invest in decent sound if they didn’t even bother to make the bride look decent. You can put together a beautiful, elegant wedding on a budget. But it requires good taste. These people don’t have that.

they didn't even invest in someone who knew how to work even the cheapest of sound systems properly, either. This is the mayonnaise ghouliest of wedding attire, too, on the bride and on the men.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Note that Bob was sitting alone at the reception, no date for his brother’s wedding. Not surprising. I enjoyed the autistic way he kept staring straight ahead once the couple was behind him on the dance floor. Did he not realize it was time to turn around? Was he having a hard time maneuvering in his chair? Was he being deliberately rude because he’s butthurt to still be a virgin?

 

[Johan Schmidt]

I've had birthdays for child cousins that look classier than chippers wedding.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Note that Bob was sitting alone at the reception, no date for his brother’s wedding. Not surprising. I enjoyed the autistic way he kept staring straight ahead once the couple was behind him on the dance floor. Did he not realize it was time to turn around? Was he having a hard time maneuvering in his chair? Was he being deliberately rude because he’s butthurt to still be a virgin?

nobody came up to him to 'fix him a plate', either