Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

they didn't even invest in someone who knew how to work even the cheapest of sound systems properly, either. This is the mayonnaise ghouliest of wedding attire, too, on the bride and on the men.

The most Mayonnaise ghoul part of it all is the part where you realize the spent the lot of the budget on the food.

 

[Mola Ram]

Hey, can anyone tell if he's wearing a fucking polo shirt under his jacket this time?

 

[Ow The Edge]

Bob is a bootlicker who wants to leave in a future where he's a soylent-fed gimp for a bunch of cold, unfeeling robot overlords while poor people are bred out of existence and his shitty, incoherent and badly written pitch is just an outlet for that pathetic submission fantasy. In a more standard Terminator story, he'd be a bumbling henchmen for Skynet who believes that by kissing the evil robots' asses, he'd be spared from the coming apocalypse.

That's Bob's worldview in a nutshell: lick establishment boot, beg for their approval and once you've brown-nosed enough they'll give you a robot body and a UV that permanently infuses you with Twinkie goo.

From what I can tell Bob’s ideal self is something like a Dark Eldar that preys on mayo ghouls. Sadistic, hedonistic, no sense of restraint, licking the boots of superiors while stamping on the tearful faces of those below him, using automation and slave labor to maintain an endless life of luxury off the stolen lives of others.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The most Mayonnaise ghoul part of it all is the part where you realize the spent the lot of the budget on the food.

Ham salad, Vienna sausages, macaroni salad, and Bob’s kiwi Mountain Dew chicken. A sumptuous feast indeed!

 

[Mola Ram]

Ham salad, Vienna sausages, macaroni salad, and Bob’s kiwi Mountain Dew chicken. A sumptuous feast indeed!

"Hey folks, we couldn't swing the open bar, so I slipped the management twenty bucks to let us root through the dumpster out back!"

 

[John Andrews Stan]

So the soy face is hereditary? And so is writing that makes no sense and reads like shit?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Today in topics Robert does not know about, on his work

Says the man whose political party has a possible rapist as the nominee.

 

[Neko GF]

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1260304119446863872 (Archive)

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I had to see Blob in a tank top, so now so do you. He’s got the creepy uncle look down pat.

 

[Mola Ram]

I had to see Blob in a tank top, so now so do you. He’s got the creepy uncle look down pat.

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Man, just look at all the weight he's lost!

I hope he doesn't eat that kid.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I had to see Blob in a tank top, so now so do you. He’s got the creepy uncle look down pat.

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Holy fucking shit he still looks like a bigger fat ass than before.

 

[Adamska]

I had to see Blob in a tank top, so now so do you. He’s got the creepy uncle look down pat.

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He looks like the the Grimace if it was actually a human.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I hope they’re teaching his niece not to accept candy from men who look like Creepy Uncle Bob.

 

[Homer Simpson]

What's left? Not bob. Is he Right? No, not that either. What is he then? He's bob. His politics begin and end with only him. A future segment on that podcast about Moviebob

I said it before and I will say it again, he needs to lean into that persona. We need a super authoritarian movie bob character played for laughs. The whole "inferior genes" stuff he talks about could be funny in any format, especially if he is saying it while we can see him.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I had to see Blob in a tank top, so now so do you. He’s got the creepy uncle look down pat.

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Seeing Bob in a wife beater has just ruined my entire week.

 

[Mola Ram]

Seeing Bob in a wife beater has just ruined my entire week.

Meh, it's a Real Doll beater at best.

 

[Judge Holden]

Chris's Wedding had a Jay and Silent Bob theme.

I had to see Blob in a tank top, so now so do you. He’s got the creepy uncle look down pat.

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Fucking christ this family is going to put me into a cringe induced coma one of these days...

 

[BubbleButt]

So the soy face is hereditary? And so is writing that makes no sense and reads like shit?

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Those are Beatles lyrics, my man.

 

[Judge Holden]

Those are Beatles lyrics, my man.

Blob could post the words of the St Crispin's Day speech from Henry V and make it read like an entry from Elliot Rodger's rage-fap journal

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I had to see Blob in a tank top, so now so do you. He’s got the creepy uncle look down pat.

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How did he get that tan line?