Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Bob has thoughts about Kiwi Farms. But he can’t form them, so he retweeted these:
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He really, really doesn’t get it. But he sure is bleeding from the rectum over it.
 
Bob has thoughts about Kiwi Farms. But he can’t form them, so he retweeted these:
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He really, really doesn’t get it. But he sure is bleeding from the rectum over it.
Billy Bob can't try the stalking thing given how often he stalks troons and women on public forums. At least if he wants to be consistent with his logic, but I reckon consistent is a word he only knows when he cracks open that thesaurus to do a run-on "own".
 
Bob has thoughts about Kiwi Farms. But he can’t form them, so he retweeted these:
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He really, really doesn’t get it. But he sure is bleeding from the rectum over it.
This place isn't fucking WarGames, there is a winning move. We're here to laugh at exceptional individuals, so the secret to success is to read the thread, figure out the behavioral pattern that makes you an exceptional individual, and then change it by improving yourself. Then you won't be entertaining and we'll move on to the next exceptional individual to laugh at. Other people have figured this out and made changes instead of doubling down and becoming a more obnoxious butter golem.
 
Christ, there's so much to unpack here, but I'm gonna try and keep it brief.
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The "rule" he checks is, of course, the celebrated distinction between tactics and targets.

Indeed, if you're a Trumpling, you deserve anything that might trigger a liberal to PTSD!
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Y'know, there's a common running theme in a lot of fiction (hell, society itself) that vengeance is cyclical, and those who are oppressed can be just as bad as their oppressors when they gain power, if not worse. Generally speaking, the goal is to end the cycle so that the warring parties can heal and move on without continued violence and bloodshed. The alternative is a constant back and forth causing more and more damage, perhaps even atrocities.

Or, to put it in a way that even Bob could understand using an overwrought but perfect analogy: Bob, your ideology? It led to the Nazis.
To Bobby, "dystopia" is a world that doesn't allow pee o'sea to come and go as they please:
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I'm sure you'll agree that Bobby is an expert in "moving across many professions and regions" and "skillsets".
For someone who's supposedly a fan of meritocracy, he sure doesn't like the UK changing their border controls to a meritocratic system. Wouldn't you like it if only the best and brightest could come to your country? Isn't that what you want? Oh, no, he just wants the pee-oh-sees to replace whitey, that's all. Got it.

Also, my god, I cannot believe he actually claims antiglobalism is Orwellian. There's missing the point, and then there's Bob.
Bobby says Wall Street is bad at Capitalism (unlike Bobby himself of course), while at the same time perpetuating the "Evil Jew" stereotype:
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Will Bobby's screed endear him to Breadtube? Stay tuned.
I mean, I think there's generally too much focus on the financial sector of our economy and not enough on things that produce tangible material improvements for society at large, but man, Bobby is just so fucking stupid that it's hard to actually respond to how dumb these takes are. My brain is shorting out, so I'm gonna move on.
"Dismantling a useful party structure":
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"A hard-won powerbase." Yeah, the Democrat base totally isn't a shaky coalition of a bunch of different interest groups, many of which are at odds with each other, only barely held together by a geriatric wine grandma from San Francisco and a New York senator who's basically the embodiment of putting three sets of parantheses around someone's name. Yep, that's a real powerbase right there!
The God-fearing ghouls are endangering the Intelligentsia again!
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Y'know, the flu vaccine isn't mandatory. And in an average year, we have about as many deaths from the flu as we do the Wu Flu. Because there's this thing called herd immunity that only requires a certain percentage to be immune to avoid massive outbreaks.

Blobbo the epidemiologist is a fucking moron as usual.

(Oh, and let's not forget that some of the biggest names behind the anti-vax movement were Democrats. Just saiyan.)
Pity the oh-so-oppressed journos:
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I thought someone just said something something "being adapted to modernity" and "to move and thrive across many professions"?
Maybe they should have learned to code.
Bobby explains the "preservationist-progressive" morality of MCU. In short: there is no bad tactics, only bad instigators.
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I'm not even going to try to dissect this. There's far too much word salad and none of it has meaning.
Mah pee o'seas need representayshunnnn!!!!
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And finally, we basically already had that movie last year. It was called The Hurricane Heist, and it was garbage. Admittedly, it was a little entertaining at times, but I wish it had been dumber so it could have been funnier.

Anyway, fuck off with your representation sperging, Bobby. You don't really care, you're just following the marching orders of your betters. It's fucking pathetic.
Man, just reading these tweets gives me a headache. I don't understand how Bob can actually think these things and put them out there constantly. It's a constant stream of textual diarrhea that he literally can't stop himself from posting because he's completely addicted. I'm not gonna say that he'd instantly be a better person if he didn't tweet all the time (he has plenty of other mental issues to work through first), but it certainly wouldn't hurt.
 
Bob has thoughts about Kiwi Farms. But he can’t form them, so he retweeted these:
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He really, really doesn’t get it. But he sure is bleeding from the rectum over it.
What has Kiwifarms actually done?

I'm serious. People keep painting kiwifarms as this hellish pit of evil that picks random people on social media and sends hit squads to murder them, but when pressed they never prove any of it. Kiwi farms makes fun of public internet posts. That's it.

And no Bob, that's not stalking. If that's the case, a YouTube subscription or a follow on Twitter is stalking.
 
What has Kiwifarms actually done?

I'm serious. People keep painting kiwifarms as this hellish pit of evil that picks random people on social media and sends hit squads to murder them, but when pressed they never prove any of it. Kiwi farms makes fun of public internet posts. That's it.

And no Bob, that's not stalking. If that's the case, a YouTube subscription or a follow on Twitter is stalking.
apparently 'talking mean' about people and laughing at their autism is "harassment" and "stalking". It's the whole postmodernist definition of "harassment" which got the goalposts moved on it so many times, any little tiny thing is now harassment. The radfems and intersectionals took this a step further with their theory that a man attempting to talk to a woman to perhaps maybe ask her out (and maybe not even that), without knowing the woman or how she'd react, is "harassment", because some guys be gross about it.

So now of course Blobbo and his ilk (like his fanboy dobson) have latched onto this goalpost-moved definition of "harassment" and cry anytime anyone says something negative about them anywhere.
 
For someone who fancies himself a staunch feminist and tireless advocate who “busts [his] ass” to fight for the marginalized, Bob sure is quick to throw a pity party and liken his butt wounds with the suffering of actual victims. Protip, Bob: Stalking victims cannot and do not openly share endless details about themselves across multiple social media platforms. They can’t, because they are being hunted. You’re just being laughed at.
 
People who are genuinely mad about public info being collected tend not to spam the internet with personal details and photos. Or at least they do if they have an IQ over 110.

Bob, on the other hand, is so addicted to attention that when his precious hundreds of empty beer cans fell off his window sill, he thought “Shit, I need to document this for the internet!” The mental image of him trying to get some good pictures of the literal garbage strewn across his home, then going through them to find the “best” images, then excitedly uploading them to Twitter is lulzy af. But Bob takes his lard ass way too seriously to see that.
 
What has Kiwifarms actually done?

I'm serious. People keep painting kiwifarms as this hellish pit of evil that picks random people on social media and sends hit squads to murder them, but when pressed they never prove any of it. Kiwi farms makes fun of public internet posts. That's it.

And no Bob, that's not stalking. If that's the case, a YouTube subscription or a follow on Twitter is stalking.
This site could be considered the movie reviewers of life, shall we say.
Or he should stop stalking hollywood celebs.
 
Y'know, there's a common running theme in a lot of fiction (hell, society itself) that vengeance is cyclical, and those who are oppressed can be just as bad as their oppressors when they gain power, if not worse. Generally speaking, the goal is to end the cycle so that the warring parties can heal and move on without continued violence and bloodshed. The alternative is a constant back and forth causing more and more damage, perhaps even atrocities.

Don't you love it when the mask slips? Bob's mask is paper thin anyway, and he only wears it because he thinks he might get suspended from Twitter or fired by The Escapist again. But every now and then he slips up and makes it perfectly clear that, yes, Trump voters are legitimate targets for anything. You can do anything to fascists, after all!

It reminds me of a discussion I once read about the Indiana Jones movies, where the whole idea of having the Nazis as bad guys was that nobody cared what you did to them. But that, of course, is fiction. In the real world, once you justify any atrocity against a given group, the definition of who belongs to that group will always expand, because ultimately the cruelty becomes the point. Ever flimsier excuses to justify ever nastier punishments. Go on, run that Klansman over with a truck. Hey, that 75 year old barber is in a Trump hat! Fuck him, right? How long is it before you're locking people up (if not bricking them in the street) just because they're not saying the right things, i.e., what Bob agrees with?

This is not exactly groundbreaking philosophy.

The irony is that Bob is forever grunting bullshit about how for the right, the cruelty is the point. Bob is simply so bitter, so hateful, so vicious, that he can't conceive of anyone having charitable or honorable motives, whether or not they're mistaken. And it brings us full circle: their vile natures -- even if they're only a product of Bob's stunted imagination -- completely justifies his viciousness.

Another moment to reflect how lucky we are that Bob is a powerless oaf stewing in a moldy cellar instead of inflicting himself on others in a meaningful way.
 
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