Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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The summer of Bob's youth and career have passed him by and he, again, wants everyone to know on his real verified important business account.
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Who'd win in a fight?
Racist Bahstain full of Massholes
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one Stisterbang County, Methsylvania boi

Just like I said to John, you're probably right but the only thing that makes me think that I am right, other than me being me of course, is that Bob's own definition of frexting is a not-gay gay sexting and we already know that he walks around all day thinking about women ripping each other's clothes off so they can violently trib each other so I just put one and two together.
Bobs career isn't going to change too much with movie theaters closing. YouTube movie critics will always be able to make videos on older films or films on streaming services but Bob doesn't want to evolve and change with the times. He wants to keep going to theaters to pretend he has a social life shoving popcorn and beer into his maw while watching the latest made by committee action blockbuster with the depth of a puddle. Bob doesn't want to sit alone in a basement watching a low budgeted drama with minimal CGI where he has to actually pay attention to the plot and acting which would actually require him to think, he wants to talk about how capeshit is smarter than it really is because of a line or two a character said while cheering at the laser beams blasting the bad guys.

Chris posted a shot of Bob on Skype and it looks like he hasn’t been using this time to get his eating under control or get in shape.

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Either that's the largest double-chin I've ever seen or his three extra chins all combined into one.

For all his harping on "thinkers vs. believers," Bob's a devout believer in the Church of Science. "Experts" would never lie, would never have an ulterior motive, and always know what's best for society. It's pathetic how black-and-white his viewpoint is. This is a man pushing 40 and still acting like a fucking grade schooler.
He's never had any positive interaction with anyone outside his family and learned about social interaction through movies. In the movies and TV shows he watches the smart people are the good guys while the bad guys are bullying thugs, much like his situation in High School where he was bullied for being his definition of a "nerd". Also in those movies science and the heroes quick thinking saves the day against the thuggish villains and Bob interprets it as science and smart people are always right instead of a writer using technobabble to explain why the big explosion killed the bad guy.

Three hours. 21 Hearts. That's nobody level interaction, they should take away his checkmark.
I wouldn't, that's the one thing keeping Bob going in life, one of the few things that says hes a member of the "cultural elite" cool kids club. If he lost his blue checkmark he might finally have his long overdue heart attack, or go on a killing spree against the wasteland ghouls. Remember hes a hulking survivalist badass with a "real" revolver from the mean streets of the Boston suburbs. Or he'll just fly out to the Rockies and roll off a mountain and crush a whole bunch of obsoletes like a giant boulder.
 
Bob needs his check mark to help fight the multiple death threats he gets every day! (Also can someone please post URLs to the entire forums of people dedicated to doxing and harassing the Chipmans? TIA.) If Bob has to suffer this, so should high school kids just minding their own business on a field trip!

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How dare those piece of shit kids exist?!

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I've stepped away from posting in this thread, but I actually still lurk it all the time. And even though I'd sometimes take two days to look in, so many pages have been added to it.

Is this crazy, motor mouthed liberal psycho really the same person I knew from 2009? The one who was endorsed by ScrewAttack, the same company that carried Angry Video Game Nerd?

How can this be...

How could I have watched Bob so religiously? He sounded so insightful, he made so many points in the gaming business I agreed with, and at the time, I was taking credits at a Game Dev institute. I'd sit in the Fishbowl listening to Bob all the time.

Was the early Obama years his mellow, glory days? Twitter was invented, but not as widespread as was common smartphone usage. There was nothing else I knew of Bob. I knew he was from Massachusetts, and that probably made him a liberal, but I didnt care. I was a Moderate in 2009.

Do you guys see why I was so initially concerned? Bob is easily the most discussed lolcow on Kiwi who doesn't have a Forum. I was bewildered when I learned Bob had become a lolcow in 2017, but it just baffles me that Bob continues to rant and rant.

The Game Overthinker of the early days sounded so insightful, like a calm Professor.
I will disagree only on one point: Andrew Dobson is the most discussed cow on the site who doesn't have a subforum. He has two threads to his name, each one 2000+ pages long, and the second one is still going even after Andy "left" the internet (we'll find him eventually!)
Bob has always been a lolcow, though. Read Brick By Brick. He admits he forced himself to like the shitty 1993 Mario movie because of his Mario boner (among other things). Bob was just able to keep the 'tism under (relative) control until GamerGate, when he realized he could simp for saints Anita Sarkeesian and Zoe Quinn (neither of whom touched his pee pee. Not even Zoe, a literal whore.) 2013-2014 was when his lunacy was unleashed, and it hasn't stopped since.
 
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Once again, Robert, your description of others applies tenfold to yourself. If it was up to me, the above words would be tattooed on your forehead (you've got the room) so whenever you start to whine or complain about why people don't like you, you can look in the mirror for a reminder.
 
Don't think I've ever seen Billy-Bob get a death threat.
You could apply that to almost every situation someone has been mocked on Twitter. They always claim that they're being harassed and being sent death threats but they never bring up screencaps or anything that could be used as proof. It's more or less just a way to farm sympathy and asspats.
 
Bob needs his check mark to help fight the multiple death threats he gets every day! (Also can someone please post URLs to the entire forums of people dedicated to doxing and harassing the Chipmans? TIA.) If Bob has to suffer this, so should high school kids just minding their own business on a field trip!

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"I get death threats multiple times a day on this hellsite. That's why I continue to use it non-stop on a daily basis."
 
I will disagree only on one point: Andrew Dobson is the most discussed cow on the site who doesn't have a subforum. He has two threads to his name, each one 2000+ pages long, and the second one is still going even after Andy "left" the internet (we'll find him eventually!)
Bob has always been a lolcow, though. Read Brick By Brick. He admits he forced himself to like the shitty 1993 Mario movie because of his Mario boner (among other things). Bob was just able to keep the 'tism under (relative) control until GamerGate, when he realized he could simp for saints Anita Sarkeesian and Zoe Quinn (neither of whom touched his pee pee. Not even Zoe, a literal whore.) 2013-2014 was when his lunacy was unleashed, and it hasn't stopped since.
From what I remember the cracks were starting to show by the time Gamergate happened. His defense of Other M and Mass Effect 3 put him on peoples radar, there was some blog that deconstructed Bobs arguments and the blog Dead Homer Society made fun of his Simpsons video just as Autism War 3 was heating up. Gamergate is so many years ago its hard to remember just why he almost threw his "career" away on an internet slapfight.
 
From what I remember the cracks were starting to show by the time Gamergate happened. His defense of Other M and Mass Effect 3 put him on peoples radar, there was some blog that deconstructed Bobs arguments and the blog Dead Homer Society made fun of his Simpsons video just as Autism War 3 was heating up. Gamergate is so many years ago its hard to remember just why he almost threw his "career" away on an internet slapfight.

I didn't even know who he was until after gamergate ended. Looking through pre-gg tweets and content, you can definitely see where things were heading with him. He was already a politisperg with a giant, narcissistic ego. His crappy opinions and analysis regarding media run back to the very beginning of his career.

I still don't get why gamergate blew up the way it did. For something so stupid and minuscule on the surface, it ended up changing forever internet culture and cow culture. It's hard to find a cow on this website who wasn't associated or involved in either side of the controversy.
 
Don't think I've ever seen Billy-Bob get a death threat.

I have heard him get laughed at and called a nazi repeatedly tho. I guess the latter's the threat? Because the groups he tries to creep into hate anyone associated with that word, for all they don't understand it.
Maybe @Brandobaris tried to scare him away from Lindsay.
 
I didn't even know who he was until after gamergate ended. Looking through pre-gg tweets and content, you can definitely see where things were heading with him. He was already a politisperg with a giant, narcissistic ego. His crappy opinions and analysis regarding media run back to the very beginning of his career.

I still don't get why gamergate blew up the way it did. For something so stupid and minuscule on the surface, it ended up changing forever internet culture and cow culture. It's hard to find a cow on this website who wasn't associated or involved in either side of the controversy.
Two words: Streisand Effect. When the original Zoe Quinn post was made what made it so intriguing was that no-one was talking about it and any discussion about it was censored, even on places like Reddit, Something Awful, and 4chan. This got people thinking about why was this being censored and they started digging around and wherever they found the name Zoe Quinn they found a dozen other names in games journalism and the indie games scene all linked to some kind of corruption or scandal. At some points in the very opening days you had maybe 5 minutes on /v/ to read about what was happening before the thread would get deleted. By the time it got too big to contain was the infamous "Gamers are Dead" moment and after that it was a constant stream of happenings and some new scandal and revelation being broken about some journo or some game dev. It was the equivalent of the cops investigating the murder of a dead prostitute and discovering the mayor was the head of an international drug cartel in terms of how big it blew up, it was such a big event you couldn't help get involved in it one way or another.

Had the game journalism sites ignored what happened or if Internet forums had let people talk about it it would have fizzled out in a week or two but because they tried to hide it fearing their names would pop up in Zoeys dirty deeds, it lead to people going "if they're trying to bury this then they got something juicy to hide".
 
Bob needs his check mark to help fight the multiple death threats he gets every day! (Also can someone please post URLs to the entire forums of people dedicated to doxing and harassing the Chipmans? TIA.) If Bob has to suffer this, so should high school kids just minding their own business on a field trip!

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Need I remind Bob that his idiot brother accidentally doxxed himself when he took a picture of the family Skype chat? We only noticed that one of the envelopes on the junk pile behind the laptop had a partial address and extrapolate from there.
 
The Game Overthinker of the early days sounded so insightful, like a calm Professor.
I strongly doubt Bob sounded "calm" on any day, not with his deliberate speed-ups.

Bob needs his check mark to help fight the multiple death threats he gets every day! (Also can someone please post URLs to the entire forums of people dedicated to doxing and harassing the Chipmans? TIA.) If Bob has to suffer this, so should high school kids just minding their own business on a field trip!
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Oh boy! Bobby himself doles out multiple death threats every day!

Bobby is mad that youtuber Jake Paul has multiple guns (and Bobby claims he has guns himself).
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The news claim the search warrant and seizure of guns was connected to a "riot in an Arizonian shopping mall". Bobby might be putting his foot in his mouth.

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Bobby's followers sound more and more like cultists:
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I think we have a thread on Tony Goldmark. He has a very feminist avatar that Bobby would be proud of:
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Whoever said MovieBob is their arch-nemesis?

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These two political luminaries discuss how Trump is the disease and Hillary is the cure.
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This segues into the "The real medicine is the girly pink bottle" rant that John capped.

Bobby then clarifies his real position: he doesn't want Trumpsters in Cousinfuckville to die; he merely think that they are not entitled to jetpacks.
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Thanks, it is all clear now. You will survive in Bobbopia as long as you're not an "egregious asshole". Very assuring.

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"Small, dirty victories."
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All you Jesus freaks stop praying to God. Pray to Disney, Amazon, Google, whatever. You live because of their largess and grace!

And don't forget your tithes!
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Will summer never end? Bob realizes he is excluded from the favored circle of the elite film critics.
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Bob complains about studios excluding press after claiming that the nation needs to exclude the red states.

If he's sent to Hell, all the Devil will need to do is to put a copy of Bobby in his room and he'll torture himself for eternity.
hell for Pol potluck would be more than likely irrelevancy. putting bob in a room with himself would just be the both of them stroking each others egos.
 
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Bob got spanked and now he's sorry.
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No clue as to what he said. I did a search to try to get any sort of clues or see if there was anyone mad at him but I couldn't find anything. I'm glad that this Lebanese immigrant was able to set him straight.
I'm gonna take a guess and say it has something to do with the Beirut explosion that just recently happened
 
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