Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[King Dead]

There are plenty of tard rage over Melenia Trump and her garden.
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As if the Obamas were known for being athletic.

People are literally mad at trees, and a basketball court.
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If Blobbo would take two seconds to do a modicum of research, instead of sperging over "ree muh jfk trees," he'd learn that the trees will be moved to a different part of the White House property, and they were removed to let more light into the Rose Garden. Melania didn't go around personally chopping them all down and feeding them into a wood chipper, you bloated dumbass. It looks perfectly fine to me (I like the new walkways especially), but as always, the TDS-afflicted will continue to sperg over everything.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

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"Endless unremitting social humiliations and expulsions - a constant overhanging sense that they're unwanted, unwelcome things in a world with no place for them". Poor Robert. His complete lack of self-awareness has blinded him from the fact that this statement applies to him has been his situation for the last few years.

Bob should be grateful for the pandemic. Now when people ask his mother and siblings if Bob has a girlfriend or wife yet, they can pretend coronavirus interrupted a great love story and Bob has taken a vow of eternal celibacy in response. Better than telling the truth. Well, less embarrassing, anyway.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

No you fucking chud he's very cultured as you can tell by everything he cooks
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Its been said before but I still cannot marvel/be horrified at the amount of rice he's piled on that plate in the top left picture. The way it dwarfs the two chicken breasts like the fucking Matterhorn it's like he dumped the entire pot of rice on the plate. The fact he's only as fat as he is when he eats more than a pig in the barnyard is some kind of miracle.

Q-Anon and They Live:
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Glass or no glass, everyone can see Bobby as an amorphous alien blob that somehow has the ability to string English words together.

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Mention of "The Discourse" suggests he is responding to something by Peter Coffin, although I don't know what.

I thougth They Live was a critique on consumerism and how the elites use it to brainwash us and keep us docile? Bob would not only smash the glasses and be collaborating with the aliens so he doesn't see "Consume and Obey" when looking at an ad for the MCU.

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"Endless unremitting social humiliations and expulsions - a constant overhanging sense that they're unwanted, unwelcome things in a world with no place for them". Poor Robert. His complete lack of self-awareness has blinded him from the fact that this statement applies to him has been his situation for the last few years.

But how are you going to identify Trump voters or people who didn't wear masks during the pandemic? Maybe you should have them wear some kind of identifying mark on their clothing or skin so you know who they are because everytime humans do that to other humans its always works out in the end.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Its been said before but I still cannot marvel/be horrified at the amount of rice he's piled on that plate in the top left picture. The way it dwarfs the two chicken breasts like the fucking Matterhorn it's like he dumped the entire pot of rice on the plate. The fact he's only as fat as he is when he eats more than a pig in the barnyard is some kind of miracle.


I thougth They Live was a critique on consumerism and how the elites use it to brainwash us and keep us docile? Bob would not only smash the glasses and be collaborating with the aliens so he doesn't see "Consume and Obey" when looking at an ad for the MCU.


But how are you going to identify Trump voters or people who didn't wear masks during the pandemic? Maybe you should have them wear some kind of identifying mark on their clothing or skin so you know who they are because everytime humans do that to other humans its always works out in the end.

Like this, right?

 

[Uncle Joey]

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"Endless unremitting social humiliations and expulsions - a constant overhanging sense that they're unwanted, unwelcome things in a world with no place for them". Poor Robert. His complete lack of self-awareness has blinded him from the fact that this statement applies to him has been his situation for the last few years.

Christ, Bob. You sound like an edgy 15 year old. Also it's funny he says this just 14 hours after claiming cancel culture doesn't exist (It's amazing he is even able to make his shitty videos at all with how much time he spends tweeting).

 

[cypocryphy]

Bob, we've seen pictures of yours and your family's homes.

You are the LAST person who needs to talk about hitting the white house with a peroxide fire hose.

"White trash Versailles" eh, Bob?

 

[Quixotic Man]

I love how everyone on Twitter is suddenly a horticultural expert while bitching that a summer garden photo isn't as colorful as a spring one.

And crab apple trees generally live about 50 years. They needed to be taken out sooner or later. Stupid people think all trees are long lived.

 

[Red Hood]

"Cancel culture isn't real"

Oh, Bob, you poor deluded fatass. God's wheel grinds slowly but it grinds finely and one day you'll be canceled too.

If he ever becomes prominent enough to be worth canceling.

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Funny how he’s never given Captain America: The Winter Soldier any grief for lifting from movies like 3 Days Of The Condor, or the new Star Wars movies for recycling the imagery of previous films in the series. Apparently it doesn’t matter of the characters are constantly cracking jokes at the expense of the film and deliberately undermining the premise with ironic tongue-in-cheek humor.

EDIT: Also, Bob probably has more fat on just his neck than Robert Pattinson has on his entire body.

Guyliner Bruce could well be Batman after taking the cowl off. Because if he takes the cowl off and doesn't have the eye makeup on (like at the end of Batman Returns) some nitpicker on the internet will bitch about it. You're out of your court, Bob. Or rather, you're in the middle of a court of other people playing a pick up game of basketball obliviously playing a Game Boy- the fuck was I talking about?

I can't get excited about a movie that uses a Nirvana song in the trailer, but Bob is finding dumb reasons to criticize it.

 

[MarineN*423543]

There was a podcast a while back featuring someone who knew Bob and was telling stories about how he had this belief that there was alternate realities and he'd write fanfiction about how he'd enter them and save all these video game characters.

And it all seemed to be surrounding an old cartoon called Captain N.

oh wow i knew thye compare him to cw c but thought it was in a joke way for being both lolcows but guess we have nintendo dimensional merge now

Shen triggered a lot of lolcow and potential lolcows with his tweet.
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looks is the egotist that created new guy, potential lolcow indeed

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

There was a podcast a while back featuring someone who knew Bob and was telling stories about how he had this belief that there was alternate realities and he'd write fanfiction about how he'd enter them and save all these video game characters.

And it all seemed to be surrounding an old cartoon called Captain N.

Here is the podcast, it starts at 1:12

 

[Quixotic Man]

Oh no, Bob's weird "Objectivism but Woke" beliefs are showing up again.

 

[RandomBattles]

Here is the podcast, it starts at 1:12

I listened to it again. That Black dude is 100% telling the truth. That's not somebody who just made up a story to make fun of MovieBob. I don't know how to describe it other than my "He-is-BSing-detector" didn't go off. He sounds like someone recalling interactions with somebody online fifteen years ago and realized it was MovieBob.

And this video should be pinned at the OP. It's the ultimate MovieBob lore. It explains everything about MovieBob. Not only his work, but also his entire mindset stemming from the old Atheist boards of the Bush era.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Its been said before but I still cannot marvel/be horrified at the amount of rice he's piled on that plate in the top left picture. The way it dwarfs the two chicken breasts like the fucking Matterhorn it's like he dumped the entire pot of rice on the plate. The fact he's only as fat as he is when he eats more than a pig in the barnyard is some kind of miracle.

Worse, he didn’t have enough shame to take the photo with just a human-sized portion on the plate, then pile it high later. After the McDonald’s tweet, we can be pretty sure he thinks this is a normal portion. I’ve said it before, but this is a plate fixed by a manchild who’s too lazy to get up for seconds.

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Like this, right?

Point of fact: Approximately 99.9% of observant Jews voted for Trump and they are one of his largest donor bases. So Bob is, in effect, calling for millions of Jews to be exterminated.

 

[Gamepad]

I listened to it again. That Black dude is 100% telling the truth. That's not somebody who just made up a story to make fun of MovieBob. I don't know how to describe it other than my "He-is-BSing-detector" didn't go off. He sounds like someone recalling interactions with somebody online fifteen years ago and realized it was MovieBob.

And this video should be pinned at the OP. It's the ultimate MovieBob lore. It explains everything about MovieBob. Not only his work, but also his entire mindset stemming from the old Atheist boards of the Bush era.

>Bob calling him a brown thing

That's probably what tipped me into it being true. He ain't good with words to begin with, so any odd terms he comes up with will end up sticking in people's minds.

 

[Adamska]

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Batman can only be silly because Bob Chipman says so! Like I said before...Blob isn't going to like a Batman movie no matter what. If it had a lighter tone I'm sure he'd accuse it of copying the MCU.

He didn't read any of those.

He just googled random silver age and 50s era covers to use as pictures to pretend he read any of them. What a fat lying baby who can't accept that Batman started dark (Batman actually originally killed people in his earliest appearances), and is usually dark.

 

[Heckler1]

He didn't read any of those.

That would imply Bob is willing to do something remotely related to work, because as we all know at this point, Bob simply throws out lukewarm consoomer think pieces and/or spews tweets that will make the alphabet people happy.

 

[Adamska]

That would imply Bob is willing to do something remotely related to work, because as we all know at this point, Bob simply throws out lukewarm consoomer think pieces and/or spews tweets that will make the alphabet people happy.

lolno he doesn't, even they hate his ass.

He's just a dishonest and miserable contrarian who hates anything dark or forces you to think because he's mentally 10 and emotionally 2.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Still actively avoiding Bob’s tweets, but this popped up in my feed. Jay Oliva is a POC storyboard artist who has challenged Bob previously. This is the best Bob can manage when a professional who actually works in the industry puts him on blast and sets him straight. Note that Bob lacks the courage to put this on his “business” feed when it is most pertinent to his “work.” Sad!

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

"Endless unremitting social humiliations and expulsions - a constant overhanging sense that they're unwanted, unwelcome things in a world with no place for them". Poor Robert. His complete lack of self-awareness has blinded him from the fact that this statement applies to him has been his situation for the last few years.

What I find most striking is that Bob believes that he is in a position to inflict said humiliations. He is so engrossed in this fantasy that he is part of a technocratic elite that are entitled to an iron grip on power that he cannot see the world for what it is. The toxic public discourse he has helped foment has made it so that regular people (not poli-spergs like him) hold their opinions close to their chest and only make them known when it comes to pull the lever. His side are the ones who have lost the script, and Bob has more likely HELPED Trump because of his repulsive attitude. No one in their right mind would give him a modicum of power over them.

Still actively avoiding Bob’s tweets, but this popped up in my feed. Jay Oliva is a POC storyboard artist who has challenged Bob previously. This is the best Bob can manage when a professional who actually works in the industry puts him on blast and sets him straight. Note that Bob lacks the courage to put this on his “business” feed when it is most pertinent to his “work.” Sad!

Who should I believe: a basement-dwelling man child from Bahstan, or a storyboard artist who worked on the film? Not a hard choice, sport.

 

[Bolo]

Hahahah.

By the way, Robert is taking this snipe at his alt account when Jay Oliva was responding to his main one. And not even @ing, so he doesn't get the heat when Oliva comes back to smack him again.

Bahston tough guy everybody! He takes down the alt-right, but also needs his internet hugs!