Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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The Poland Invasion? The Nazis gave Eugenics a bad name? The medium sized meal for an average guy fast food meal? Or when he got shut down by a black guy for not being woke enough and called cinema Roberto by hbomberguy on the same week?

So many good memories this year
And it’s not even October yet!

Also, The Dark Crystal cancellation has fuck all to do with Disney, as Disney only owns The Muppets, not Jim Henson Productions. Brian Henson owns and runs Jim Henson Productions these days, and is just allowing cargo cult reduces and sequels of whatever Disney and Sesame Workshop don’t own, assuming he can get them off the ground.
 
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Christianity has a long and interesting history when it comes to canon and how the different sects preserved certain works(or just how monks and other scholars went about preserving information in general) and it gets thrown out because they want to hate on the religion because their only exposure is Televangelists and society has deemed Christianity the safe religion to hate.
But Jack Chick says the KJV is the only Bible, so it must be true!
 
Bob is still under the impression that 8chan still exists like the out of touch retard he is.
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And here comes the Blob!
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"U TERRORIZEDED ME, MUH FAMILY, MUH COLLEAGUES WHO MAE UR MAY NOT HAB DIDDLED A KID AND MIGHT BE WEIRDO TROONS U DAMN DIRTY TROLLS! U NO WANT BE LIKE TROLLS DUE U?!"
~Robert Chipmam more or less

BONUS LMAO!
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Guy 1: "You were pieces of shit and you ate shit for it"
Guy 2: "Wow! Way to blame the victim. That's a big yikes from me!"
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On a personal note, I'm really enjoying Bob picking fights with Pete "Bob's the one living rent free in my head and not the other way around" Coffin and cannot wait for the inevitable block and Bob to thirstly pursue him behind his soon to be freshly protected dead shit personal account.
 
Bob is still under the impression that 8chan still exists like the out of touch retard he is.
And here comes the Blob!
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"U TERRORIZEDED ME, MUH FAMILY, MUH COLLEAGUES WHO MAE UR MAY NOT HAB DIDDLED A KID AND MIGHT BE WEIRDO TROONS U DAMN DIRTY TROLLS! U NO WANT BE LIKE TROLLS DUE U?!"
~Robert Chipmam more or less

BONUS LMAO!
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Guy 1: "You were pieces of shit and you ate shit for it"
Guy 2: "Wow! Way to blame the victim. That's a big yikes from me!"
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On a personal note, I'm really enjoying Bob picking fights with Pete "Bob's the one living rent free in my head and not the other way around" Coffin and cannot wait for the inevitable block and Bob to thirstly pursue him behind his soon to be freshly protected dead shit personal account.
Bob literally tweeted two days ago that while he finds JK Rowling "a garbage person", he thinks she was onto something with the premise of Harry Potter which he describes as, excuse the paraphrasing, "Everyone hates you because you're superior to them and one day you get to go to the college/city where all the other god-men live" which he's into.

"It's just a poor joke, why would you think I like eugenics?"
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Bob is still under the impression that 8chan still exists like the out of touch retard he is.
And here comes the Blob!
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"U TERRORIZEDED ME, MUH FAMILY, MUH COLLEAGUES WHO MAE UR MAY NOT HAB DIDDLED A KID AND MIGHT BE WEIRDO TROONS U DAMN DIRTY TROLLS! U NO WANT BE LIKE TROLLS DUE U?!"
~Robert Chipmam more or less

BONUS LMAO!
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Guy 1: "You were pieces of shit and you ate shit for it"
Guy 2: "Wow! Way to blame the victim. That's a big yikes from me!"
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On a personal note, I'm really enjoying Bob picking fights with Pete "Bob's the one living rent free in my head and not the other way around" Coffin and cannot wait for the inevitable block and Bob to thirstly pursue him behind his soon to be freshly protected dead shit personal account.
I will say that people should stop bringing up that old eugenics tweet.

Mainly because he literally made more of them at much more horrible degrees, you could literally just scroll through his tweet history and pick some out like "this was literally last month. Now what?"
 
"...terrorize myself, my family, blah blah blah."
Laughing at your book and the fact that you missed your grandma funeral to install an air-con unit is not "terrorizing".

"They aren't looters! They make memorial art!"
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These people dump their junk in public place, and this is already legally dubious. But of course BIPOCs and their slaves are above the law.

Only the basement-dwelling, craft-beer chugging Chipman Boys are entitled to talk about good and evil; anyone else saying so -- even when their lives are regularly on the line -- is "terrifying":
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Ammos are only "freedom seeds" if they are used by BIPOCs and Antifa.

No one cares about Chris's home renovation, and he is stupid if he expected anyone to:
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Since when is Bobby against "essentialism"? Everything Bobby ever said is essentialist to an absurd, even a self-deconstructing reductio ad absurdum, extreme. Mayo ghouls are by their very essence religious, racist, and evil. And I don't get how Bobby drew his conclusion from what Ahmad said.

"Smart people party":
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Most people aren't as smart as Bob (at least he doesn't use the old humble brag "which is frightening considering I'm not really that smart" this time)
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It's clearer to me now: smartness is an "identity", so Bobby is free to identify as smart!

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Chris Hayes's thread. I don't know what exactly Bobby wants to fuck.

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If Bobby really believed this pile of gibberish, he has to concede that:
1) Hillary Rodham, smart woman she is, understood that no one ever won the primary through policy, but by appealing to the emotion and base instincts of stupid people.
2) Hillary Rodham, pragmatic woman she is, has indeed appealed to emotion and base instincts of stupid people in her campaign.
3) She lost the contest of intellectual and creative strength because she is worse than Trump.
4) Bobby should simply shut up.

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Bobby wants to rid the Supreme Court of all Republicans:
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"Doesn't have to be a witch-hunt" but of course it can be. After all there is no such thing as... (I'm sure you can complete the sentence).

Tired bullshit about election college:
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Trump killed Halloween!
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No fucking idea about this one:
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"Fucking Love Science" means you have to "Fucking Love Abortion" as well.
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The thread is hijacked by a soyboy who extols the virtue of women having lots and lots of sex. While this is of course outside Bobby's sphere of knowledge, he manages to slip in a stupid joke:
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Yup, people object to sexual objectification precisely because it turns them on. Tell that to your feminist friends, especially Anita Whatshername!

Bobby gets called out for mansplaining:
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To see what "woke colonialism" looks like, look at any American college. Or if you prefer to stay within walking distance, check out your local library:

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Makes you nostalgic for the Non-woke Colonizers with their tricorne hats doesn't it?

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Bobby discusses Heavenly Creature with Chaser Chu, and somehow he has to slip in a slur against J. K. Rowling:
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Simp:
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This is so big that it deserves a separate post: Peter Coffin has a heart-to-heart with Bobby, and Sneaky Pete emerges as the sane one!
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If Bobby had a mite of self-awareness, his KF thread would have been cut in half. But it seems he cares less about what the memes say about him than where the memes came from.

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"Senpai, answer me one question so I can die in peace!"
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"I still hate you Senpai! Hate you hate you hate you!"
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Democrats lose elections because the evolved intellectuals refuse to play dirty!
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Bob is still under the impression that 8chan still exists like the out of touch retard he is.
And here comes the Blob!
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"U TERRORIZEDED ME, MUH FAMILY, MUH COLLEAGUES WHO MAE UR MAY NOT HAB DIDDLED A KID AND MIGHT BE WEIRDO TROONS U DAMN DIRTY TROLLS! U NO WANT BE LIKE TROLLS DUE U?!"
~Robert Chipmam more or less

So I know that he's talking about us here. Because if it was anyone else he would specifically name the website. He always avoids mentioning Kiwi Farms by name.

What I want to know is how was this site originally meant for sharing child pornography? Care to explain Bob? Especially since you have a history of defending people connected to child pornography?
 
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