Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

But even a person with no life wouldn’t be finding these random tweets and start talking like a goddamn motor. This is ADVANCED having no life.

Ask not for whom the consoomer tweets. It tweets for thee.

 

[Ravana]

Bob doesn't like people not thinking he's great or laughing at him.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1310629868632248320

https://archive.vn/t7iwl

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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1310633278089691138

https://archive.vn/yhWy7

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Why would Bob delete this? Biggest of thunks
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And of course, MOAR TARGIT HAIRASSMINT!

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1310621522168557577

https://archive.vn/hhUt8

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Finally, Bob does not in fact want people that he disagrees with their homes turned into ash, their children turned into property of the state, and in no way finds that funny!
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Please take note that he retweeted the guy on his coward the one no one looks at personal account

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1310640244535033864

https://archive.vn/uyvok

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Why would anyone ever make that jump to "somewhere dark" Bobbyboi?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/bob-moviebob-chipman.5873/post-7423726

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/bob-moviebob-chipman.5873/post-6890081

To re-reiterate, fuck you Bob.

He needs to take the time to switch accounts after he likes and retweets his own stuff before replying to people

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

But even a person with no life wouldn’t be finding these random tweets and start talking like a goddamn motor. This is ADVANCED having no life.

Was he always like this? I'm thinking that it might have gradually stepped up as he became increasingly aware of himself as an internet laughingstock. He probably thinks that he can stop discussion critical of him by swooping in like a retarded Batman falling through the glass ceiling and landing face-first in the punch bowl and "debunking" it. What he's really doing is making a complete fool of himself for our entertainment and making himself more widely disliked and not less.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Was he always like this? I'm thinking that it might have gradually stepped up as he became increasingly aware of himself as an internet laughingstock. He probably thinks that he can stop discussion critical of him by swooping in like a retarded Batman falling through the glass ceiling and landing face-first in the punch bowl and "debunking" it. What he's really doing is making a complete fool of himself for our entertainment and making himself more widely disliked and not less.

It makes sense (for him) to find his names in tweets and try to debunk the "lies" about him, but like I said he's finding tweets with variations of his names, and THEN I just saw him jumping onto a post that looked like he wasn't mentioned at all.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

In real life, Salieri taught several composers who wound up being famous, like Beethoven and Liszt. Just because someone may not get attention, that doesn't mean they can't serve an important role in the education of more famous people.

The reason that the Youtube Leftists and MovieBob went bugfuck nuts in the past few years is, like Movie Salieri, they wanted esteem, honor, and the ability to be effortlessly good at their jobs. They didn't care if they helped anyone else or played a part in a greater story. They may want to be worshipped for all time, but since they can't look past the next clever thing they say on Twitter or the next cool product they can brag about consooming, they are as ephemeral and as likely to be unremembered as these Chester Cheetah Pogs.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I feel like Bob has a superpower of sense when someone's talking about something he either loves, hates, consooms, or just anything that makes him Bob because (in the context of the screenshots) he just randomly appears like a fucking ghost and starts babbling on about bullshit like an autist in a thread of badly-written tweets that he thinks makes him sound smart.

Plus he always seems to know someone bad is talking about him even when they don't tag him or use the variations of his name.

Egosearching is one hell of a drug.

 

[cypocryphy]

Good boy Bob calls out some wrongthink with his typical 'people I disagree with are unevolved' ramblings:

 

[Positron]

Ironically, Salieri is now known more because of the play/movie even though by all accounts he got along with Mozart and the two of them respected each other's work.

Salieri tutored Mozart's orphan son.

Aside: about 10 years ago the local orchestra had the inspired idea of putting Mozart's singspiel Der Schauspieldirektor (The Theater Director) and Salieri's short opera Prima la musica e poi le parole (Music First; Words Second) in the same night, thus re-enacted one of the contests between the two composers in their lifetimes. Salieri got my vote for being more rounded, making the most out of the traditional style of the late Baroque serenata.

Had Bobby been more cultured and actually knew music, he might think Mozart represented the Superior Future of music while Salieri was the mayo ghoul of 18 century Vienna. But given time, fashion matters little, and today we can nowadays appreciate Salieri for what he was.

Mozart's dad supported and taught him so much and so insistently that it could be classified as abuse.

I'm not terribly sure about the abuse part. It is true that Leopold Mozart has intended to exhibit his two wiz kids (including Wolfgang's sister Nannerl) to all the rich and famous in Europe. While one might accuse him of pushing them too hard, what he did was exposing them to different musical cultures and opening doors for Wolfgang's career. Would Wolfgang have gotten an opera commission at the age of 11, if his dad made him stay in provincial Salzburg? As an adult Wolfgang maintained a warm relationship with his dad, which I won't expect in genuine child-abuse cases, in which a parent parades a kid in public eye solely for the parent's own benefit, such as those "little drag queens" like Desmond Napoles.

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Chris goes beyond Full Fedora into Full Retard:

People don't have the power to make other people the enemy of God, but they can make themselves the enemy of God.


This is a classical case of an ad campaign that backfires.

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Lots of Peter Coffin-related content. I can't promise you I can sort out a coherent narrative. On second thought: fuck coherent narrative; we are here for Bobby's crazies:

> We are rational beings capable of empathy.
> Brad Parscale had a mental breakdown and became suicidal!!! Yippie Yippie Yay!!


"Bob is a world class mental gymnast", if kicking yourself in the balls counts as gymnastics.



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On racism:

"Appalachian Socialist" has in effect explained to Bob why he is unwelcome in Breadtube. While Breadtubers are every bit as elitist as Bobby, and hate the dumb dirty proles with equal gusto, at least they pretend it is the fault of "The System".



Bobby fell victim to out-of-context, bad-faith reading of an hours-old tweet. Again.


As always, each episode of "harassment" brings up the harrowing fact that Bob has fans:


Bob laments how, as a "lower-tier operator" (whatever that means), he doesn't get to choose his enemies:

Everyone can choose his enemies; better still, everyone can choose not to have enemies at all.

Braindead eulogy of Kang Obama, who allegedly has saved millions of lives:


AOC, the patron saint of the new Masters of the Universe:


Conservative women dumb:


Yet reality shows that conservative women are much more sensible than the literally-writhing-on-the-ground liberal woman:


The history of the two parties:


Politics is just like movies:


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Another person points out Bobby's hypocrisy. Bobby declares himself winner by technicality:



Bobby attempts to pick a fight with James Wood, over the suicidal Brad Parscale:


Amazon is a bad company labor-wise, but those they hire are obsolete ghouls who should count their blessings that they aren't replaced by robots yet.


Dob Chipman:


New video:

 

[Godzilla@1989]

The only music Bob ever listens to is 8-but NES music and disco, for some reason.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

As always, each episode of "harassment" brings up the harrowing fact that Bob has fans:

Oh hai, Arkle.

This guy would make a good lolcow if he wasn't a complete nobody who latches on to Bob the way Bob latches himself to Lindsay Ellis.

 

[Rei is shit]

Wait, he is just recording himself in front of a laptop webcam now? What happened to the painted green wall?

 

[Emperor Julian]

Dob Chipman:
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That's just plain depressing because proms are dull as dirt for anyone over 20. We going to do prom night for the homely people and late bloomers who couldnt get a date next? Maybe that's Bobs long term hope?

 

[dzonatan]

Credit where it's due.
The Emoji picture is actually funny.

 

[Positron]

Bob just issued a clarification.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1310622919555452935

https://archive.vn/eeSju

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Bobby's "clarification" clarifies nothing. Peter Coffin is not someone "moderately-talented... with a very pure ideology"; he is a shameless big-words chalatan whose only dissernable "ideologies" are "The Consoomer is always morally blameless" and "It is always the System's fault". Nor is Breadtube, which for all intents and purposes equivalent to Nick Parrott, "vastly more talented", Nick only have unlimited funds for wardrobe and people just like to see him cosplay.

Bobby feels vindicated by Biden's TV spot:


Bobby seems pretty good at reading the party affiliation of complete strangers; some readers of The Daily Beast divine the suspect must be Christian as well.




"Forced-birthers":


Conservative women dumb:


Judge for yourselves whether this is indeed a blunder; the way she pronounced the word is slighly off but I'll let that pass.

Randos infer that just because Bobby used to stock Blockbuster shelves for a while, he would be sympathetic to Jeff Bezos's slaves:


No fucking idea:

 

[Mola Ram]

Judge for yourselves whether this is indeed a blunder; the way she pronounced the word is slighly off but I'll let that pass.

Pronouncing the "g" in "poignant" is a much lesser sin than vomiting unnecessary hyphens and quotation marks all over your writing, although it certainly looks autistic and so matches Bob's brand.

 

[Absolutego]

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This is a classical case of an ad campaign that backfires.

The Rubio one is especially offensive, considering his parents are Cuban, not Mexican. The Chipmans continue to be the poster children for patronizing, yet clueless, white liberalism.

 

[BScCollateral]

Pronouncing the "g" in "poignant" is a much lesser sin than vomiting unnecessary hyphens and quotation marks all over your writing, although it certainly looks autistic and so matches Bob's brand.

People mispronounce words because of regional accents, or because they're not familiar with the word, or because they learned it through reading and not hearing it. Only the second is mockable.

My favorite podcaster always mispronounces "similar." Who cares?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

No fucking idea:
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Is this saying Bob is projecting his own consoomerism onto others or does Bob really think everyone else is a consoomer.

 

[Quixotic Man]

People mispronounce words because of regional accents, or because they're not familiar with the word, or because they learned it through reading and not hearing it. Only the second is mockable.

My favorite podcaster always mispronounces "similar." Who cares?

People also mispronounce words because people occasionally mess up when they talk, and don't have the benefit of multiple takes and editing like they do in movies.

Also that preview for the Adam Sandler "really that good" how has he gone a decade of being a video maker and his lighting is still worse then a 12 year old making a Fortnite rant?

 

[XtrmGamr719]

People mispronounce words because of regional accents, or because they're not familiar with the word, or because they learned it through reading and not hearing it. Only the second is mockable.

My favorite podcaster always mispronounces "similar." Who cares?

People also mispronounce words because people occasionally mess up when they talk, and don't have the benefit of multiple takes and editing like they do in movies.

It’s fucking nothing in comparison to the sea of clips of Joe Biden messing up his speech. They’re trying incredibly hard to oppress a woman and her opinions.

Also that preview for the Adam Sandler "really that good" how has he gone a decade of being a video maker and his lighting is still worse then a 12 year old making a Fortnite rant?

At least with the Fortnite rant it includes a game from this decade and not clinging onto the games they never played and/or incredibly shit at.