Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Well then.
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I still remember how he said like the best way to win a conversation was to smack women rather than give them the last word.

And then my shock at the date of the interview where he's said it.

What a man.
Misogynistic "humor" isn't the same as actually doing it.

Pretty much anyone who's a "celebrity" has leeway for getting away with saying tasteless things that a "normal" person wouldn't likely be afforded - such as gangsta rappers writing misogynistic and homophobic lyrics but getting a free pass for it by "SJWs" since it's just "entertainment" and not "real".
 
Pretty much anyone who's a "celebrity" has leeway for getting away with saying tasteless things that a "normal" person wouldn't likely be afforded - such as gangsta rappers writing misogynistic and homophobic lyrics but getting a free pass for it by "SJWs" since it's just "entertainment" and not "real".
Or it may have to do with melanin levels.
 
Misogynistic "humor" isn't the same as actually doing it.

Pretty much anyone who's a "celebrity" has leeway for getting away with saying tasteless things that a "normal" person wouldn't likely be afforded - such as gangsta rappers writing misogynistic and homophobic lyrics but getting a free pass for it by "SJWs" since it's just "entertainment" and not "real".
I'm just saying that I was surprised he would say that at the time of the interview than the fact he says it.

Plus he's a white man, he'd be dragged through several layers of mud if he said anything like the rappers. Hell people are dragging his name through the mud NOW.
 
Yeah catching up.
Herd immunity has nothing to do with eugenics; we are not "thinning the herd" with the virus, with the intent that once the weakest are dead what's left of the "herd" is immune. Herd immunity seek to promote the defense of the population as a whole; once the younger, healthier, more immunological adaptable people have their defense up, the chain of viral transmission will be weakened so the more-vulnerable portion of the population, like Bobby with his "immune compromised" condition, will be protected as well. This is admittedly a questionable tactic when we are dealing with a new virus with a largely unknown epidemiology, but to dismiss it as "eugenics" is either profoundly ignorant or disingenuous.
There's probably not going to be anything funnier to me for awhile than watching people who mock anti-vaxers now complaining constantly about herd immunity.

Like... how do you think vaccines work? (and/or, what's so bad about anti-vaxers?) It's just hilarious and really does prove the NPC meme.
So the Battle Royal came about; every year a random high school class is pitted to fight to the death while the results broadcasted on TV. Participation is mandatory and in the manga, a teacher is raped and murdered when she was caught trying to get several of her favorite students to avoid going on the school trip where the class was grabbed. The winner, while heavily traumatized, gets into the college of their choice free of charge and a guaranteed salary-man job. It also gives the public a good dose of fear that their kids can be grabbed and killed to keep them in line, while also providing a gruesome shit show that keeps the NEETS happy and sated.
These dystopia stories always bug me - especially when they have "just to be cruel" plot points instead of anything that would make a modicrum of sense for a functional society.

In this instance: Making Battle Royale a sentence for crimes. Then you still have your tyrannical government making dumb things crimes. You have your main character litter on page 1 and *bam* Now they have to go Battle Royale. Not this set up that would be enraging parents all across the nation and just further destabilizing the power structure.

Bob's aunt, I think, who lives in Tennessee, I think, with her acorn avi who's name I also can't remember (Bob usually responds to her and not vice versa.
She lives in Kentucky. Her symbol and name are a reference to "Louisville" - the largest city in the state.
Whoever ditched Bob in that documentary, he dodged a fat, stupid and very lethal bullet.
I would bet a good deal of money that the documentary might have been...
Because as you can see from the trailer, they were very interested in internet culture for it too and several youtubers show up. Including GoodBadFlicks which was with the escapist for a time, making him tagently a "colleague" of Bob's.

But yeah, Bob maybe you would be having more success in life if you weren't such a constant asshole and alienating potential customers.
Chris might be an engineer, but he’s competing with Bob to be crowned the biggest retard with the least dignity in the Chipman family. He’s begging every few hours for people to support his family, with nothing but crickets to show for it. How does he not see that his shtick just isn’t working, that he is offering nothing of value, and that he’s embarrassing himself, his wife and children with the constant pleas for donations? This is what cishet white male privilege looks like: not realizing just how little you’re actually worth.

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Part of me does wonder if Chip set up automated posts? I've known a few people that do that kind of thing for promotional stuff.
Maybe, but it's just as likely she had a really minor or even asymptomatic case. There are lots and lots of those. Naturally, the Brothers Chipman will play it up as much as they can, because they're part of that cohort that thinks coofphobia is politically useful or they're in genuine terror of it.
Exactly, it is really bugging me how many people out there are acting like COVID is a cancer or AIDS diagnostic. It's survival rate is over 90%! I'm not saying you can run around and lick things at random but stop making it worse than it is, people. The robots are going to kill you far sooner than COVID will.
The only weakness I see in the "Society Holding a Periodic Child Sacrifice Game Show" premise is that the threat of having your child randomly kidnapped and killed is sure to be a big motivator for folks to rebel against the government. A way to work around this would be to create a religious reason for the sacrifice: "Those chosen to be sacrificed will have a really good afterlife" or "Children must be sacrificed in a ritual game to give life to the god that sustains the world" or something like that. Or you could avoid all of this by making the Sacrifice Games purely voluntary and open to orphans only. Gotta be plenty of those around in a dystopia.
What they needed to do was heighten the divisions between districts - one DISTRICT can win the games should have been a rule from the start to encourage the people to stay divided.

But the Hunger Games is supremely stupid since the whole thing apparently depends on the Capital being able to bomb people into farming. The war should have been over in months when the peasants cut off the food, fuel and power supplies. Maybe it goes more into the books but just what I've read of the author, I doubt she has much awareness of logistics and how it works. (My problem with "Divergent" and that series too. - Movies anyway.)
 
So how is Bob handling his Halloween that got taken away from him by Trump and now apparently by snow? I mean, I'm going to be spending the evening watching horror movies, which I imagine is similar to what someone with the name "MovieBob" would be doing himself, right? Or is he just gonna spend the evening being pissy on Twitter?
Happy Halloween, Kiwis! Beware of the Movie Blob!
A classic, but I imagine MovieBob is nowhere near as fast or agile as what Burt Bacharach is describing.

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Wait, he wants the FBI to honey trap the MAGA people and hes saying this out publicly?
Rate me MOTI, but posts like this really makes me wish Bob's diabetes would hurry up and finish the job.
 
These dystopia stories always bug me - especially when they have "just to be cruel" plot points instead of anything that would make a modicrum of sense for a functional society.

Not familiar with how dictatorships work are you?

Sadism/cruelty? It's a FEATURE not a BUG in dictatorship/totalitarian states.

People in charge of dictatorships/totalitarian states tend to be the types who LOVE fucking over/harming the little guy and keeping them cowed and scared and terrified of having shit like Battle Royale/Hunger Games, etc happen to them and their loved ones. Even Orwell spelled it out when Winston was caught and found out how far Big Brother goes towards trolling dissidents by basically admitting that they are all about power and keeping the proles and outer party members in a state of utter terror and fear for their own sick pleasure.

Furthermore, you underestimate how effective these things can be in situations where you need to keep your trapped masses in line. Not only do you put the fear in them that you can do horrible shit to their kids at any time, but you make the rest of the masses complicit by making theirs kids deaths a spectator sport were you ENCOURAGE them to root for the victims to kill each other so that anyone without kids can be complicit in HG/BR by having them ENJOY the carnage for their own sick pleasure or for regional bragging rights in the case of HG.
 
Chris might be an engineer, but he’s competing with Bob to be crowned the biggest retard with the least dignity in the Chipman family. He’s begging every few hours for people to support his family, with nothing but crickets to show for it. How does he not see that his shtick just isn’t working, that he is offering nothing of value, and that he’s embarrassing himself, his wife and children with the constant pleas for donations? This is what cishet white male privilege looks like: not realizing just how little you’re actually worth.

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There's not enough room on the internet for TWO fat white morons named Chipman spewing retarded opinions!
 
Not familiar with how dictatorships work are you?

Sadism/cruelty? It's a FEATURE not a BUG in dictatorship/totalitarian states.

People in charge of dictatorships/totalitarian states tend to be the types who LOVE fucking over/harming the little guy and keeping them cowed and scared and terrified of having shit like Battle Royale/Hunger Games, etc happen to them and their loved ones. Even Orwell spelled it out when Winston was caught and found out how far Big Brother goes towards trolling dissidents by basically admitting that they are all about power and keeping the proles and outer party members in a state of utter terror and fear for their own sick pleasure.

Furthermore, you underestimate how effective these things can be in situations where you need to keep your trapped masses in line. Not only do you put the fear in them that you can do horrible shit to their kids at any time, but you make the rest of the masses complicit by making theirs kids deaths a spectator sport were you ENCOURAGE them to root for the victims to kill each other so that anyone without kids can be complicit in HG/BR by having them ENJOY the carnage for their own sick pleasure or for regional bragging rights in the case of HG.
In 1984 they still waited for Winston to commit a crime. Notice also the two-minute hate target is questionable as to whether they even exist, it wasn't a random selection of children.

Here's a hint: point to one instance of anything similar happening in history.

Even in the Soviet union the people were only forced to eat their children. Resources weren't wasted on setting up elaborate spectacles except when competing against other nations.

0% approval rating doesn't work. You have to convince the populace your system is the only solution, such as with propaganda and information control. Going lulz, kill ur kidz, will not get the populace to comply because then they have nothing left to lose. Throwing the kids into death games for say... dissidents is far smarter because it convinces the populace to obey out of safety. Making it completely random and arbitrary removes any incentive. Plus it is a very common tactic for authoritarian governments to indoctrinate kids to rat out their parents for seditious speech & acts. It makes it kind of hard to convince kids to go along with this if they're just going to be disposed of at random.

There has to be some logic and hope of escaping punishment to the system even if it's an illusion just to get the people to buy into it.

You're buying into the "all or nothing" fallacy - that just because dictators are cruel, they must be cruel in every way possible.
 
Abandoning a decent life to achieve the lifestyle of your pathetic brother has got to be one of the dumbest decisions anyone can make.
I’ve met engineers and they have very unique... personalities. So Chris may have seen his brother’s career path of being a basement dwelling fatass who talks about movies and spergs on Twitter as “living the dream.”

I just hope for his sake he realizes that being Moviebob won’t bring him any long term success and he goes back to being an engineer.
 
Jesus Christ, Chris. No one fucking cares. At least half of his FB friends have already muted him over his constant begging.

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I hope to god...

Nope. That's an original message. So this retard is probably not using a bot or program to repeat beg on FB. He's probably at best copy-pasting it. I wouldn't be shocked though if he is dumb enough to type it all over again.

Fuck me, this idiot has to be unemployed if he can fucking spam and demand and cry on a dead FB every thirty fucking minutes. GG Chris you're a fucking moron.
 
I hope to god...

Nope. That's an original message. So this retard is probably not using a bot or program to repeat beg on FB. He's probably at best copy-pasting it. I wouldn't be shocked though if he is dumb enough to type it all over again.

Fuck me, this idiot has to be unemployed if he can fucking spam and demand and cry on a dead FB every thirty fucking minutes. GG Chris you're a fucking moron.
He’s even copying and pasting his mangled, error-ridding begging statuses. He thinks adding a dumb Halloween joke makes it topical marketing. Chris Chipman is not going to stop doing this, regardless of how many friends it turns off and alienates, because he can’t let the naysayers win. He doesn’t realize that we win just by not being him.
 
He’s even copying and pasting his mangled, error-ridding begging statuses. He thinks adding a dumb Halloween joke makes it topical marketing. Chris Chipman is not going to stop doing this, regardless of how many friends it turns off and alienates, because he can’t let the naysayers win. He doesn’t realize that we win just by not being him.
It's the curse of the Chipman bloodline finally manifesting itself within Chris.
 
Zero self awareness
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Some kind of strange twitter shit going on
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BONUS - I can't wait to see what "the chippa" makes for thanksgiving
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