Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Its pretty sad that two of the accounts Chris interacts with the most on Twitter are a video store chain that has been reduced to a single store thats more of a tourist attraction now and Family Video, a video store chain where my local branch was reduced to selling CBD products in a desperate attempt to stay afloat before they closed their doors.

I have no idea why people are freaking out over Letitia Wright. What she said was perfectly reasonable. "Hey I'm nervous the vaccine was rushed and might be dangerous. I'm going to wait until they work out all the kinks" and everyone acts like she went full Jenny McCarthy saying vaccines cause autism.
Something I just noticed. Bob uses the word "friend" in two main ways. He's either using it in a vague way to imply he has a social life while showing no photos of him interacting with said supposed friends, or hes using it as an insult. "Friend" and "Friendo" are always followed by a condescending put-down where Bob pretty much says he thinks you're an idiot. Nice little window into Bobs experiences with social interaction.
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I can't see what the problem is, but then I'm not "properly evolved".
"We REALLY want everyone to know that our brand is synonymous with 'obese losers who proudly display their beeramid on Twitter while tweeting piss drunk in a basement at 3 in the morning'" - PBR
And of course Bob changes his stance when he thinks pussy is on the line. Hes so pathetic and predictable. He's like a fatter Dennis from Its Always Sunny who will throw away all his convictions to get laid and thinks hes some kind of Golden God when in reality he's a pathetic white trash loser.
 
There's nothing "incomprehensible" about Dune, maybe if your only knowledge of it is through wikipedia and osmosis. I kind of want Bob o make a video on Dune just to see how bad his will be, but I also think that it might give me an aneurysm.
So I take it he has only ever seen the David Lynch movie version then?

Oh who am I kidding, of course he never read the fucking book. Its questionable if he has even watched that 80's adaptations either.

Honestly a Bob-O review would be fun to see all as all the meaning and symbolism sail right over his head as he spends the whole thing trying to compare it to star wars.
 
When sexuality is concerned, suddenly Bobby no longer Fucking Loves Science.
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I'd like Bob to specify how precisely his alleged other sexes are contributing to the evolutionary process, other than (rightfully) selecting themselves right out of it.

Hell, I guess in that respect they should get some kind of award for voluntarily withdrawing their very flawed gametes instead of shitting in the community gene pool like Chris managed to do. And Allah willing, Robert's gametes will all die with him, never being passed on.
 
There's nothing "incomprehensible" about Dune, maybe if your only knowledge of it is through wikipedia and osmosis. I kind of want Bob o make a video on Dune just to see how bad his will be, but I also think that it might give me an aneurysm.
Like I said, I'm sure he'd rehash the same old strawmen that dumbasses like to pull when they don't know shit about Dune, usually the whole white savior/Fremen are a racist depiction of Muslims angle. Bob couldn't handle actually reading a thick novel, so he'd just pull from the Wikipedia summary, regurgitate other people's retarded takes, and act all smug about how super smart he really is.

Now, the later books do get really weird, like sexfighting and a guy basically becoming The Flash and literally everything to do with the God Emperor. But Dune itself is about as straightforward as you can get from the series. If Peter Jackson could take the often-meandering Lord of the Rings novels and turn them into one of the biggest cinematic events of the early aughties, then I have no doubt that Denis Villeneuve could handle adapting Dune to the big screen (still hate that they made Kynes a black woman for no reason but muh representation, but other than that it's still looking good).
 
Unlike bob, girls want to be friends with Chris Pratt lmao.
Everyone knows that the finest male specimens dine on chicken tenders, Big Macs, and soda. The supreme gentlemen also spergs about movies and politics all day on Twitter. Ladies that don’t love the Renaissance man named Cinema Robert have no taste. Only obsoletes like Chris Pratt because he likes to hunt, and hunting is toxic masculinity.
 
Everyone knows that the finest male specimens dine on chicken tenders, Big Macs, and soda. The supreme gentlemen also spergs about movies and politics all day on Twitter. Ladies that don’t love the Renaissance man named Cinema Robert have no taste. Only obsoletes like Chris Pratt because he likes to hunt, and hunting is toxic masculinity.
*A "normal" ammount of chicken tenders, Big Macs and soda.
 
I have no doubt that Denis Villeneuve could handle adapting Dune to the big screen (still hate that they made Kynes a black woman for no reason but muh representation, but other than that it's still looking good).
I'm not. Villeneuve is coming off of BR 2049 (a financial flop) and plans to make it like Lynch's Dune which also went way over budget. Even before COVID turned every movie into a loss leader, I still think the Dune remake would have failed financially anyways as it's not dumb fast-paced capeshit.
 
I'd like Bob to specify how precisely his alleged other sexes are contributing to the evolutionary process, other than (rightfully) selecting themselves right out of it.

Hell, I guess in that respect they should get some kind of award for voluntarily withdrawing their very flawed gametes instead of shitting in the community gene pool like Chris managed to do. And Allah willing, Robert's gametes will all die with him, never being passed on.
Bob's only supporting trans people because he wants to fuck one. And he's hoping it will be an "intersex chick that was feminine enough to pass as a Bond Girl" one and not a "tubby linebacker in a dress and a wig he bought at the Halloween Store" one.

What Bobby doesn't realize is that adding different sexes to the "sexual spectrum" would bring all kinds of problems. A good example of this was the Alien Nation TV series from the 80s, which had the aliens as a mostly binary species, but they also had a third sex: a religious order of male aliens who had different skin markings and who needed to act as a "conduit" between a male and a female alien in order for them to conceive a baby. One of the episodes of the series featured a serial killer who was eliminating the Third Sex, putting the life of the species at risk. Doesn't sound like something that could have evolved naturally on Earth.
There's another issue: human pairbonding. Any time you add a third person to an intimate partnership, it places the partnership at risk. Societies that practiced polygamy were often lacking in equality, to the point that most Western democracies outlawed the practice. Anyone who's ever grown up in a harem or polygamous religious colony can tell you how chaotic and wracked with jealousy group marriage is. And wasn't there just a fat lolcow in the news with several boyfriends at the same time who had her baby injured by one of them? Most people in the human species are strongly inclined towards pair-bonding and are heterosexual. Ten percent at most have some kind of "non-binary" sexuality and they tend to gather in cities where their boost in concentration gives people the impression that they're a higher percentage of the population. MovieBob and Chris, as city=dwellers and members of the Liberal establishment, have a selection bias towards the "non-binary," but they can't just overturn thousands of years of cultural understanding and declare "non-binary sexes" an undisputed fact of science for all people, for all time. There have always been men who acted like women and women who acted like men, and some people who didn't care to differentiate, but the reasons for such things are widely varied and individualistic, and each person has to figure out what they are (hopefully with help from the medical establishment.)

The Chipmans are definitely not the types of people who know enough about gender dysphoria to provide any kind of practical advice about it. And the truth is, Bob really doesn't care about gender dysphorics, other than as a way to provide him with Liberal Cred and a possible shot at some post-op tranny poon.
 
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Why did he censored kiwifarms.net tho?
 
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Christmas decorations up all year long? House is full of trash and hoarded garbage? One of the inhabitants is autistic? Are you sure you found Chris Chipmans house and not this other Chris's house?
Yeah, the cluttered backyard with the collapsed kiddie pool and playthings strewn about was unmistakable.
You can use Google Street View to feel like you're wandering towards their hovel. The rest of the nighbourhood looks much better kept.
Chris does not only have a star and some lightchains still up, there's also an entire fucking ladder just sitting on his front roof, or so it seems.

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THANK YOU REGGIE:story:
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And now we know why Robert was talking about Citizen Kane - netflix released a fincher film about the writer
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Which lead Robert to writing a review that he is very proud of
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And here is how his review compares to other critics;
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Republicans = non-humans
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;_; I crie evertim
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Robert found a troon after his own heart
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As an only semi-related aside, turns out I'm pro-rape. WTF
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