Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[An Sionnach Seang]

In other words, he'd be a Guardian columnist who writes condescending articles about how the plebs were tricked into voting Leave by a big red bus and how populism (read: listening to the democratically expressed will of the people) is a bad thing.

lol no, he'd be never-employed council estate pond life LARPing as a Guardian columnist
he doesn't have a trust fund and he's not a woman or troon, there's no chance whatsoever the Guardian would want anything to do with him

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I mean, these people also got pissy how in CP77 being trans isn't seen as special anymore. Plus, I'm sure people like Jim Sterling still hates CDPR because one time they posted on their GoG twitter a gif of the Postal dude pissing on the grave of game journalism.

If you needed any more evidence that transtrenders don't feel any gender dysphoria and are just in it for the attention, look no further.

Someone who actually had dysphoria would want to not be seen as special and would want his 5' 11" bearded arse walking into the women's toilets to not be seen as special. Whether that's beneficial for society, of course, is a completely different matter, but someone with actual gender dysphoria would not want to be treated as different from a natal woman.

RetardEra trannies are claiming it is literally murdering trannies somehow.

Is this the ”by disagreeing with my lifestyle choices you're encouraging me to commit suicide, therefore when I become an hero you'll be responsible” form of manipulating people into agreeing with you?

Using that argument isn't so much beating a dead horse as beating a dead mammoth.

Have a look at the RestEra thread. They've gone into a full blown meltdown over it, to the point mods are asking users to forward "wrong" opinions made by users on other sites so they can be banned.

Ingsoc would definitely be proud.

I see you've already managed to forget the absolutely pathetic "Biden" "campaign" even though it ended a little over a month ago. How much did you have to drink to do that? Asking for a friend.

Biden won because his whole campaign was ”I'm not Trump”. If you oppose Trump, whether that's because you're a 63 year old who just wants to grill, a libertarian who's angry Trump's administration cracked down on pot, a middle aged brunch Democrat or a teenage Sunrise Movement member, you can get behind ”not Trump”.

lol no, he'd be never-employed council estate pond life LARPing as a Guardian columnist
he doesn't have a trust fund and he's not a woman or troon, there's no chance whatsoever the Guardian would want anything to do with him

True.

For my mental health and in order to protect my phone from being defenestrated I don't read the Guardian so I can't say with confidence that he wouldn't get a column a week where he bitches about the alt right and how Lindsay Ellis won't bone him, but his opinions do have a Guardian-esque ring to them.

 

[existencialdispointment]

If you needed any more evidence that transtrenders don't feel any gender dysphoria and are just in it for the attention, look no further.

Someone who actually had dysphoria would want to not be seen as special and would want his 5' 11" bearded arse walking into the women's toilets to not be seen as special. Whether that's beneficial for society, of course, is a completely different matter, but someone with actual gender dysphoria would not want to be treated as different from a natal woman.

Is this the ”by disagreeing with my lifestyle choices you're encouraging me to commit suicide, therefore when I become an hero you'll be responsible” form of manipulating people into agreeing with you?

Using that argument isn't so much beating a dead horse as beating a dead mammoth.

Ingsoc would definitely be proud.

Biden won because his whole campaign was ”I'm not Trump”. If you oppose Trump, whether that's because you're a 63 year old who just wants to grill, a libertarian who's angry Trump's administration cracked down on pot, a middle aged brunch Democrat or a teenage Sunrise Movement member, you can get behind ”not Trump”.

That victory is less important then Biden's btfoing bernie Sanders. the butt hurt that flowed when he lost was wonderful

but that is lost if Bob who only hate Sanders because he "killed" Hillary's chance

 

[AnOminous]

Biden won because his whole campaign was ”I'm not Trump”. If you oppose Trump, whether that's because you're a 63 year old who just wants to grill, a libertarian who's angry Trump's administration cracked down on pot, a middle aged brunch Democrat or a teenage Sunrise Movement member, you can get behind ”not Trump”.

He also campaigned in states where he needed the electoral votes to win, unlike Hillary spending the last phase of her campaign literally just trying to drive up the popular vote in California, then losing a bunch of states Obama had won.

 

[MarineN*423543]

Super Mein Kampf Bros. 3.

brick by brick

 

[Pagliacci]

I'm convinced that if Mario ever became "problematic" for whatever reason, he'd go through mourning like the death of a family member. Maybe worse, I can't imagine him skipping Mario's funeral to buy an air conditioner.

We actually already have an example of how Bob would act if one of his faves became "problematic":

As you said he really does act like it was the death of a family member, complete with people giving him "condolences" and everything. All this drama over the grave sin of a guy not blaming white men for everything. THE HORROR.

 

[existencialdispointment]

We actually already have an example of how Bob would act if one of his faves became "problematic":
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As you said he really does act like it was the death of a family member, complete with people giving him "condolences" and everything. All this drama over the grave sin of a guy not blaming white men for everything. THE HORROR.

>some one Bob likes says things that arnt retarded
>Bob is sad
neither of these people know what it is actually like to see people they admired acting like retards on the internet. it's the main reason I don't go on Twitter any more

 

[Bland Crumbs]

This is Bob
Bob has bitch tits

I am Bob's receding hair line.

 

[instythot]

I am Bob's receding hair line.

I am Bob's pancreas

 

[Bland Crumbs]

I am Bob's pancreas

I was Bob's legs.

 

[Mr._Blonde]

I was Bob's legs.

I'm Bob's Choice of Food.

 

[BubbleButt]

I'm Bob's Choice of Food.

Bob doesn't CHOOSE food. He's indiscriminate with his compulsion.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

I am not Robert
I am Robert
I am also Scotty

 

[RockVolnutt]

I think the "Why don't you feel superior to a Nazi" tweet interesting for a multiple reasons. Mostly because it's a bizarre thing to consciously say, has odd phrasing, and it's a pretty good example of him randomly using his favorite word "Superior" and makes you think about why he's fixated on that.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I think the "Why don't you feel superior to a Nazi" tweet interesting for a multiple reasons. Mostly because it's a bizarre thing to consciously say, has odd phrasing, and it's a pretty good example of him randomly using his favorite word "Superior" and makes you think about why he's fixated on that.

He didn't think of using Milhouse first. Only in his case, the meme stuck to him like an autistic AIDS infected remora.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Literally zero self awareness, again

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1336074897223716867

https://archive.vn/aQQWF

The only two comments after over an hour and a half.

https://twitter.com/Boredbutfunny/status/1336069740888993793

https://archive.vn/H3L18

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1336071325950107655

https://archive.vn/dF6Uo

Spoiler: dose replies

and I wanna highlight this exchange

And all we've ever done is use our words to mock him and point out his hypocrisy but what do I know? Maybe our words truly ARE violence and Bob's words of wanting the Feds to turn Y'all Queda, and everything that they own and love, into dust is speaking of a greater truth?

Show us on the Wario doll where the internet comment touched you, you disingenuous cuck.


And this is off topic but I found it funny

No idea who the hell RockLeeSmile is and the dipshit isn't even a reviewer

Name the bully faggots.

 

[AnOminous]

We actually already have an example of how Bob would act if one of his faves became "problematic":

I'm sure Terry Gilliam was devastated he lost the respect of a genocidal lunatic who does nothing but call for the death of his political opponents all day long when he isn't masturbating to Mario.

 

[JambledUpWords]

I'm sure Terry Gilliam was devastated he lost the respect of a genocidal lunatic who does nothing but call for the death of his political opponents all day long when he isn't masturbating to Mario.

Anyone that loses Bob’s respect is likely more successful than he is. Bob is one of those people that many universally dislike anyway.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Meanwhile his Patreon begins its return to his pre Escapist firing 2.0 level.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I don't recall seeing this posted before, so apologies (and all the alarm clocks) if it was:

I wanna highlight the second vid that he wants us to watch.

I don't recommend that you watch Bob's vids, as they're insufferable, but I do recommend people check this one out.

A few take aways:

• You can hear at certain points where he speeds up the audio for reasons only he understands. It's the drone of his PC fan suddenly pitch shifting
• He kinda defends video games from feminism
• Mutha fuca full names Peach like a world 6 BOSS
• Treats all Mario games as some sort of freakish, in universe cannon
• Treats the lore of Super Mario Galaxy with the same reverence as The Bible and thus proves that it's truly female empowering because Rosalina is the Mushroom Kingdom's version of God who is somehow foiled by a big turtle with hair but never mind that

In my personal opinion this is far more cringey and hilarious than his Miyamoto saves my childhood in a dream vid.