Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[make_it_so]

Hold up, the only version of The Time machine that is portrayed the way Bob says it is Wishbone where the Eloi were presented as these innocent advanced future good people and the Morlocks these evil ignorant well dwellers who just brutalized them because they hated their advanced civilization.

Notice all the Eloi are portrayed to look like Normal people who have mentally ascended to the point where war and fighting made no sense and were just the good parts of humanity. Nothing about physical atrophy is present.

I loved Wishbone and used to watch it back in the day (the fact that we had a Jack Russell ourselves was probably a contributing factor). However I don't think the producers of that show ever intended for the episodes to be substitutes for the actual books themselves - just adaptations meant to get the kids to read said books (while showing a cute doggo).

So the idea that 39-year old Bob's knowledge of classic literature only comes from watching Wishbone adaptations is horrifically hilarious and would totally be a Bob thing.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I mean, we do share a love for Mario.
I feel like part of his appeal is that he's somewhat relatable to people who are into gaming and other autistic shit but he takes everything to such an extreme that you just can't help but feel fascinated. Also, I can't imagine listening to his books and not going "Man, I might get depressed sometimes but at least I'm not fucking Moviebob", the dude's worldview is like a self-imposed torture device that somehow feeds his narcissism but at the cost of feeling maximum misery at all times. Imagine giving up your ability to enjoy life just so that you can feel better than other people for no reason.

A video made by one of Bob's critics is literally titled "At Least You Aren't Moviebob." The thing is that as far as income he's doing pretty well for a Youtuber (as we've repeatedly noticed and expressed bafflement about), but that's literally the only thing he has going for him. Bitter, angry, no friends except his brother, no love life, living in a basement, rejected by the crowd he still desperately sucks up to, shitty health, spends most of his time on Twitter, what a specimen of the superior future.

Did Chris lose his job? Why is he begging on Patreon for house renovations, something he could afford by working and budgeting?

Because he's become a shameless, full blow grifter, albeit not a very successful one.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

So the idea that 39-year old Bob's knowledge of classic literature only comes from watching Wishbone adaptations is horrifically hilarious and would totally be a Bob thing.

Did you really expect anything different? Any information Bob has on a subject can be directly sourced to Wikipedia.

 

[AnOminous]

And here's Bob being sad, again, because he's getting "dogpiled", again, because someone he claims to have respected points out that he's a dipshit, again. HE COULD NOT BE MORE DISAPPOINTED GUISE!

Gee Bob it's almost like unhinged genocidal ranting about how you want to murder half the population isn't even popular on your side of the aisle.

 

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robert chimpman is legit mentally retarded: in what world does this fat white trash piece of shit thinks that he has the moral-artistic-intellectual highground on anyone?

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Oh a lot of lefty journos went hog on that movie, calling it racist or a "Drumpf suppotahs wet dream!!!" and ye they seriously made you wanna feel bad for cartels.

These fuckers need to realize only the literally retarded like cartels, they are on the same realm as islamic fundamentalists on lunacy and what they do to their own.
Rate me MATI, I would sleep well if those fuckers got what they deserve.

Edit: Those that stand against cartels and fundamentalists are heros and fuck you if you think otherwise.

 

[AnOminous]

I think we currently have enough eugenics tweets from Moviebob that someone could arrange them into coherent speeches with minimal editing. You could write a book and call it "Mein Kampf 2: McNugget Boogaloo"

Super Mein Kampf Bros. 3.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

Did Chris lose his job? Why is he begging on Patreon for house renovations, something he could afford by working and budgeting?

He learned the wrong lesson from Bob, that e-grifting is a good way to make a living (at least, in his own particular case). Bob's own continued 'success' really only seems to be inertia from his gold rush Youtube and Escapist days anyway, if he tried to break into the scene with his shitty takes and production values these days he'd be about as successful as his brother is.

 

[AnOminous]

Even then Bob is just Chris Chan but without the autism. I made a large list of comparisons between the two, and it's shocking how close they are in terms of stupid beliefs and some actions both have made.

Honestly Bob's "Superior Future," if you look at its details, is as autistic and childish as Chris's Dimensional Merge, and somehow even more mean spirited.

 

[BScCollateral]

Honestly Bob's "Superior Future," if you look at its details, is as autistic and childish as Chris's Dimensional Merge, and somehow even more mean spirited.

"I like EPCOT and the World of Tomorrow" is, IMHO, a perfectly fine place to start, but once you're out of High School you really need to step up your game.

Granted, we only see his funny Tweets here, but I've never seen anything from him that betrays any sort of knowledge of or curiosity about space policy or technology. I've seen much more interesting questions from children, like "Why did the Russians fly tortoises around the Moon?"

 

[Happy Fish]

Super Mein Kampf Bros. 3.

Mein Kampf Sunshine: Auschwitztisim Edition

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I think we currently have enough eugenics tweets from Moviebob that someone could arrange them into coherent speeches with minimal editing. You could write a book and call it "Mein Kampf 2: McNugget Boogaloo"

Considering that all of his "books" except Brick By Brick were old blog post compilations, he could publish and sell that shit as his political manifesto, if he weren't to much of a gutless coward to put all his most shocking and offensive statements in one place for easy reference.

Super Mein Kampf Bros. 3.

Mein Kampf Sunshine: Auschwitztisim Edition

Mein Kampfy Couch: The Basement Edition

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

I loved Wishbone and used to watch it back in the day (the fact that we had a Jack Russell ourselves was probably a contributing factor). However I don't think the producers of that show ever intended for the episodes to be substitutes for the actual books themselves - just adaptations meant to get the kids to read said books (while showing a cute doggo).

So the idea that 39-year old Bob's knowledge of classic literature only comes from watching Wishbone adaptations is horrifically hilarious and would totally be a Bob thing.

that makes sense: can you imagine him reading a book by some dead Englishman that was published in 1895, or watching a non-Disney or Marvel related film that was released in 1960?

 

[Druveer]

I think we currently have enough eugenics tweets from Moviebob that someone could arrange them into coherent speeches with minimal editing. You could write a book and call it "Mein Kampf 2: McNugget Boogaloo"

Buffalo Bob and Mein Kampfy Fireside Chats?

 

[BScCollateral]

Considering that all of his "books" except Brick By Brick were old blog post compilations, he could publish and sell that shit as his political manifesto, if he weren't to much of a gutless coward to put all his most shocking and offensive statements in one place for easy reference.

Bob's Table Talk.

His Private Conversations

 

[RockVolnutt]

"I like EPCOT and the World of Tomorrow" is, IMHO, a perfectly fine place to start, but once you're out of High School you really need to step up your game.

Granted, we only see his funny Tweets here, but I've never seen anything from him that betrays any sort of knowledge of or curiosity about space policy or technology. I've seen much more interesting questions from children, like "Why did the Russians fly tortoises around the Moon?"

It's been said in some tweets where he's talked about scientific advancement that he sees it as a tool to enforce your will on the universe rather than broaden your understanding. There's one notable one I rarely seen brought up about the discovery of fire that's pretty insightful.

It'd be literally impossible to break him out of "The Superior Future" since he thinks any issue with it will go away if you try hard enough. He will merely see you as a stock "No way can you do that" character in a sci-fi film and it'd be impossible to get through that he's just wrong.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

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Why does Bobby believe that claiming to be "harassed" and "bullied" would earn him any sympathy? He is a cishet white male, and thus according to himself every shit he gets is his just reward.

Creepy stalkers!
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But Bob, magnanimous soul he is, recognizes his "stalkers" as "nature's mistakes".
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Bobby's white knight @Lass_Library is left to clean up the mess of his deleted tweet:
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And fortunately he is not alone:
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"... you don't give two shits about the topic at hand, you don't care about outcomes or mitigating damage." Same goes for Bobby, who has no knowledge or interest in politics, nor does he have any concern about technological advances and the betterment of humanity. He merely uses politics as a vent for his high-school grudges.

Bobby makes a pun. It is very funny:
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Well I suppose Bob is technically "a separate strain of humanity" as he's completely debarred from the human gene pool.

Someone attempts to moderate the convo -- haters, stop the silly eugenic jokes; white knights, do recognize a lot of what Bobby says is truly abhorrent. Bobby doesn't find it very welcome, because he is "fighting the fight" and the moderates are getting in his way.
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Rando is just barking up the wrong tree. As I just said Bobby has no interest in how society rolls.

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Mah Elite Journalists, who are the true-and-honest working class!!!!
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It is indeed heartening to see someone still BELIEVES a word that journalists say; the rank of BELIEVERS will not die off any time soon.

Random political takes:
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Bobby condones the sexual harassment of women by a muscled woman. Very on brand for him:
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Bobby's rampant misogyny hasn't eluded Twitterites, who take issue at his objectification of women:
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Note how Bobby activates the multisyllabic mendacity methodology when he is on the defensive.

My dear Hindu woman, I can't love you any more if you trash-talk Netflix. Repent, for I know deep down you are blameless, your mind being polluted by evil obsolete white men -- after all, it's not as if you have the brains to come up with any idea on your own! (video)
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Oh fuck that, it is your fault if you are susceptible to propaganda!
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Wait a sec. If Lindsay The Abortion has succumbed to Breadtube's propaganda and character assassination, does that mean she has failed as a human being in Bobby's eyes?

I think we should put Trump voters to the camps or the gallows, but I swear it is they who want to kill us!
(Breadtube senpai! Am I a good boy?)
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Chris needs your help more than ever:
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Bobby's Angels continues its tiresome story line of video games and transphobia:
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I'd have more respect for Chris at this point if he just bit the bullet and found a corner and sucked dick for the money.

 

[Shroom King]

So Bobs superior future is all the people in small towns, the majority of which are white. Be rounded up and brainwashed or killed and forced to live in mega cities. With the government issued robots taking care of everything from food production to ass wiping. Freeing up everyone to produce "art" and "science" and explore space in immortal robot bodies. Meanwhile "refugees" and undocumented migrants roam the vast wilderness between them? And he thinks all of this would have been accomplished by now if those damn mayo ghouls would have just stopped caring about feeding their families and living their lives as they saw fit. I know its pointless to try and parse out Bobs logic but damn its fun.

This sounds like the plot to a cool video game. In fact, isn't this the plot to Robotron 2084?

 

[Druveer]

I loved Wishbone and used to watch it back in the day (the fact that we had a Jack Russell ourselves was probably a contributing factor). However I don't think the producers of that show ever intended for the episodes to be substitutes for the actual books themselves - just adaptations meant to get the kids to read said books (while showing a cute doggo).

So the idea that 39-year old Bob's knowledge of classic literature only comes from watching Wishbone adaptations is horrifically hilarious and would totally be a Bob thing.

The mental image of an adult Film Robert sitting in front of a TV furiously taking notes from a Wishbone episode to learn about his glorious superior future is just fantastic.

 

[BiggerChungus]

Watched Procrastitara's read of his Mario book, and holy shit, Mario really is to Bob what Sonic is to autistic internet fans. Mario seems more influential on Bob's life than his own family. It's an almost fetishistic obsession with bing bing wahoo.