Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

So Robert's final solution involves abolishing most of the Bill of Rights and throwing millions of people in prison for speech crimes that weren't crimes when they did them and for being related to or associating with said speech criminals. Nobody is surprised.

And no Bob, the FBI for all their shady shit, never did anything a fraction on the level of what you're talking about to the darkies. They did a fair share of gay ops on the Black Panthers (and are probably doing the exact same thing or more to all these right wing militia groups) but they didn't throw everyone and their families in prison for simply associating with them. Hell, if anything members of the Black Panther Party got away with a lot of illegal shit and actual treasonous behavior. Members openly palled around with communist regimes the US was in military conflict with.

The only thing I can think of that would come close to what Bob's talking about would be the Waco siege and what the FBI did to the Branch Davidians. Even then, though, they relied on other government agencies to back them up.

 

[Rekkington]

You will benefit from someone getting their loans forgiven so they can lease a car.
You will benefit from someone defaulting on a loan so they can get a loan on a depreciating asset.
I saw through your plan Bobert, you're trying to climb the progressive stack by fiscally becoming a nigger woman.

"Someone without debt can buy a new pair of Air Jordans every day!"

 

[blablabla]

why does this fat retard thinks that making fun of a guy whose mother left him and he became a powerfull media dude is a good look?
i hope he kills himself, no joke

 

[Spunt]

For a man so obsessed with the "Future", he sure clings to his past.

See, they don’t want to move to those countries but bring their political ideologies to their own country.

It struck me that Bob really is a man in the wrong time and place. He would be most at home in Fascist Italy under Mussolini, especially in the early years. He would be taken in by the "Superior Future" rhetoric of people like Gabriele D'Annunzio and call the Italian peasantry "Pesto Ghouls" who needed to be conscripted or exterminated so that Italy could join the international Big Boys Club and spread Fascism into space with superior Roman genes and none of this stupid "Democracy" giving sub-humans the right to vote.

He'd be an enthusiastic Fascist party member - too cowardly to actually put on a black shirt and beat up Communists, but probably some local party apparatchik parachuted into being the chief of Police some shithole in rural Piedmont or something, utterly corrupt and consuming enormous amounts a small amount of pasta while his goons shake down the locals. He'd get a column in Avanti! where he rants about how Il Duce really needs to civilize these barbarous Abyssinians for their own good.

Admit it, you can see it can't you?

 

[Chilson]

He should just move somewhere cheaper then. My aunt and uncle are a great example of living within means. They live outside a small city, about 30 minutes away from ours. And are both retired in their 50s. A house that would cost about 400k here, costs about 250k. And to rent, we're talking a big difference in the price. $1500 here for a decent located mediocre apartment, versus around $800-$1000 for a full basement suite with utilities. I will never understand why people choose to live in shitty small apartments for high amounts instead of just moving.

Because they are retired. If you have to commute to work every day, 30+ mins of driving + traffic (even longer if you commute by bus or bike) is a lot of time and money you are spending on traveling. Its sometimes just cheaper to eat the higher rent cost because it would cost you as much if not more in traveling time and financial costs on a monthly basis.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

It struck me that Bob really is a man in the wrong time and place. He would be most at home in Fascist Italy under Mussolini, especially in the early years. He would be taken in by the "Superior Future" rhetoric of people like Gabriele D'Annunzio and call the Italian peasantry "Pesto Ghouls" who needed to be conscripted or exterminated so that Italy could join the international Big Boys Club and spread Fascism into space with superior Roman genes and none of this stupid "Democracy" giving sub-humans the right to vote.

He'd be an enthusiastic Fascist party member - too cowardly to actually put on a black shirt and beat up Communists, but probably some local party apparatchik parachuted into being the chief of Police some shithole in rural Piedmont or something, utterly corrupt and consuming enormous amounts a small amount of pasta while his goons shake down the locals. He'd get a column in Avanti! where he rants about how Il Duce really needs to civilize these barbarous Abyssinians for their own good.

Admit it, you can see it can't you?

Everything except Bob being competent and likable Enough to get himself some bullshit political appointment. Bob would just hang out at local bars talking a lot of shit and preaching about how great fascism is, but I doubt Eve fascists would invite Bob to the party.

 

[Mola Ram]

Everything except Bob being competent and likable Enough to get himself some bullshit political appointment. Bob would just hang out at local bars talking a lot of shit and preaching about how great fascism is, but I doubt Eve fascists would invite Bob to the party.

Any scenario that imagines Bob in a position of power or responsibility assumes Bob will not be such an obstreperous asshole that even the people who agree with his larger points won't be loath to trust him with the keys to the break room, much less anything that requires competence.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

I think his rage over covid is partly due to knowing that he'll be fucked up by the disease, whereas most normal, healthy/somewhat physically active, non-obese people are perfectly fine having caught it. I may get covid and if it's the sniffles, a cough, and anosmia, as it likely would be, I would still say the pandemic scaremongering is bullshit. The only people who need the scaremongering are those looking to be scared, especially if their risk comes entirely from the fact that they're a physically despondent obese troll living off of "small" fast food meals in a dank basement cave.

Basically, the consumerist fatty is mad because covid could actually kill him due to his poor lifestyle, so he wants everyone else to be just as panicked.


Jesus Christ these people are retarded. They really think they're all so smart pontificating how to best interfere with and ruin other people's lives just because they vote differently.

But that central tweet Robert is agreeing with...I don't even understand. Give me my puzzle pieces for trying to exegete this tweet.

The first part calls for Reconstruction—but not the parts pre-1876 which may have been working (like what allowed Hiram Revels to be the first black congressman, as Senator, in 1870 for Mississippi—Obama has nothing on his predecessor Senator Revels, who's way more interesting and successful). Rather, they seem to call for a Reconstruction in the vein of carpetbagging yankees reforming society in their image, destroying local economies and historic cultures in the pursuit of making a lot of money and exploiting their fellow countrymen. So, in other words, just the bad parts. Has this fuck ever read Southern Gothic fiction before? Go read Faulkner and tell me what he's suggesting didn't clearly traumatize a whole generation. Here's a link to a short story by him, Barn Burning, to see what I mean.

The second part is more confusing. Grant's Overland Campaign? Also called his Wilderness Campaign? It just consisted of Grant forcing bloody stalemates while advancing into Virginia to pin down General Lee, with each disengagement followed by a maneuver aimed to decouple Lee's army from Richmond, disrupt supplies to the theater, or, at worst, attrition the South's troops by engaging in another battle deeper into Virginia territory. Since Grant had a lot of reserves and available equipment, he was basically assured eventual victory if didn't get crushed decisively during an engagement. He failed to force decisive battles in his favour, so Grant ended up maneuvering past Lee to Petersberg, a supply town for Richmond, besieging it and Lee for 10 months until Lee retreated. Lee surrendered later that month at Appomattox.

So what's the suggestion here? Seriously? It's not Sherman's March to the Sea being referenced, which would suggest the wholesale destruction of cities and communities. Rather it's Grant's Wilderness Campaign. So...the US military invade certain states and besiege key regional cities to cause...what? I'm really grasping here. Robert's boyish confidence in approving of such a plan thus really confuses me. He wants in the long term military occupation of the "wrong" states? Sieges of towns and cities which don't agree? I mean, really, what the fuck is he trying to say?

Knowing Bob yeah he wants the U.S. army to invade small towns and cities across the american south and Midwest. So they can destroy everything because the locals don't vote like him. He wants these people and the states they live in punished. In his narcissistic world view Bill the local plumber and Hank the farmer have no use in Bobs world. These aren't people, and their trades are obsolete. Robots should be doing their jobs while all the real humans sit around and make YouTube videos about Mahvel and decide what color space ship they want.

 

[Flexo]

Shall we "live in the reality" or shall we "confront the reality"? Will My magic 8-Bob show me the answer?

Yup. Make it a crime to push false health-related science but let's sacrifice more kids on the alter of trans rights!

I see Bob really wants to throw more minorities in jail.

Maybe he is a fan of Kamala harris...

Bob hopes Animal Crossing wins some year-end awards just to spite the dudebros.

See again how Bobby folds when confronted by his betters and wokers.

Geez, he spends all of his time online and he's not even aware of drama good! Last of Us2 would cause far more of a meltdown than animal crossing.

 

[AnOminous]

Hard mode; is Bob more likely to sudoku if Trump eecks out a 2nd term through the courts, or when Harris starts grinding joggers and antifags under tanks?

Maybe if he does it through the courts in some actually really successful way that it looks legitimate, although the odds of this are looking slim. If he somehow pulled a coup or outright stole it Blob would just get a fresh rage supply.

 

[Pagliacci]

Knowing Bob yeah he wants the U.S. army to invade small towns and cities across the american south and Midwest. So they can destroy everything because the locals don't vote like him. He wants these people and the states they live in punished. In his narcissistic world view Bill the local plumber and Hank the farmer have no use in Bobs world. These aren't people, and their trades are obsolete. Robots should be doing their jobs while all the real humans sit around and make YouTube videos about Mahvel and decide what color space ship they want.

"Bob you can't just expect the entire U.S. military to go to war against their fellow Americans like that."

"Oh THEY don't have to. There's a little thing you might not have heard of called "drones". If Biden ever needs to quell a mayo ghoul uprising all he'd need to do is make a phone call to Jeff Bezos. I'm sure Amazon already has a bunch of the drone infrastructure already in place. Just strap a couple of bombs to those puppies and we'll be good to go. The future of warfare is automated my friend, one where we won't see any causalities (none that will MATTER anyway ).

 

[BubbleButt]

Bob hopes Animal Crossing wins some year-end awards just to spite the dudebros.
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God's sake, did this fucker seriously miss all the non-ironic Doom+Animal Crossing memes?

 

[Foltest]

Bob seems to still think that gaming is full of "dudesbro" (what a stupidass term from an mongoloid) while gamíng never have been full of dudebroes.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Knowing Bob yeah he wants the U.S. army to invade small towns and cities across the american south and Midwest. So they can destroy everything because the locals don't vote like him. He wants these people and the states they live in punished. In his narcissistic world view Bill the local plumber and Hank the farmer have no use in Bobs world. These aren't people, and their trades are obsolete. Robots should be doing their jobs while all the real humans sit around and make YouTube videos about Mahvel and decide what color space ship they want.

Reminder that Bob thinks that small towns all across the US have devolved into cannibalistic Children of the Corn murder-fests under the terrible pressure of Covid. He was talking like these small towns have all fallen off the grid and no one has noticed.

Further reminder that Bob has, in the past, advocated for red state populations to be rounded up for reeducation camps so the vast red wastelands can be returned to a state of wilderness. Almost in the same breath, however, he further stated that all of these empty areas be resettled by "refugees" and "undocumented migrants", both groups well-known for their careful stewardship of land, love of conservation, and ability to live in harmony with nature.

 

[AnOminous]

Bob hopes Animal Crossing wins some year-end awards just to spite the dudebros.

Does this moron realize the franchise is universally popular and from the very first game, even on dudebro places like 4chan?

 

[The tired cat]

Does this moron realize the franchise is universally popular and from the very first game, even on dudebro places like 4chan?

"Nah friendo, dem dudebros only play dat Call of Duty which was behind 9/11 as you see dey all hate brown ppl. And dem GTAs and Halos. They never touch "sissy" games like AC. Dats why they hate Mario and SWITCH destroying their crappy games an dat old PC gaming, which also has died as I predicted back in 2011"

 

[ravensboy]

Does this moron realize the franchise is universally popular and from the very first game, even on dudebro places like 4chan?

bob's eternally stuck in 2007 and 2014 at the same time.

 

[Meriasek]

It struck me that Bob really is a man in the wrong time and place. He would be most at home in Fascist Italy under Mussolini, especially in the early years. He would be taken in by the "Superior Future" rhetoric of people like Gabriele D'Annunzio and call the Italian peasantry "Pesto Ghouls" who needed to be conscripted or exterminated so that Italy could join the international Big Boys Club and spread Fascism into space with superior Roman genes and none of this stupid "Democracy" giving sub-humans the right to vote.

He'd be an enthusiastic Fascist party member - too cowardly to actually put on a black shirt and beat up Communists, but probably some local party apparatchik parachuted into being the chief of Police some shithole in rural Piedmont or something, utterly corrupt and consuming enormous amounts a small amount of pasta while his goons shake down the locals. He'd get a column in Avanti! where he rants about how Il Duce really needs to civilize these barbarous Abyssinians for their own good.

Admit it, you can see it can't you?

In principle, yes, but even the lowest of the lowly Italian fascist scum still had more class and style than the Blob could ever muster.
Speaking of Gabriele D'Annunzio, if he ever had to have the displeasure to meet Bob, he'd be even more displeased than he was with meeting Mussolini, and would have made a whole wing in the Vittoriale all about shitting on Bob.
If anyone's ever in the area of Lago di Garda, I do recommend doing the tour through the Vittoriale. Very interesting.

 

[Pagliacci]

Does this moron realize the franchise is universally popular and from the very first game, even on dudebro places like 4chan?

It's not even the first time he's talked about this "gamers getting mad over Animal Crossing" fantasy of his:

Saying it "would be the closest thing we got to a blockbuster this year in terms of entertainment" is basically an admission that Bob would get more entertainment from seeing people mad about video games than from actually playing a video game himself. I'd really like to see what the last video game he actually played was. Last I can think of was Super Mario Odyssey from 2017, and even then it sounded like he was throwing up excuses for barely playing any of it because he was "just too busy" (but apparently not busy enough to stop incessantly tweeting all day).

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Reminder that Bob thinks that small towns all across the US have devolved into cannibalistic Children of the Corn murder-fests under the terrible pressure of Covid. He was talking like these small towns have all fallen off the grid and no one has noticed.

Further reminder that Bob has, in the past, advocated for red state populations to be rounded up for reeducation camps so the vast red wastelands can be returned to a state of wilderness. Almost in the same breath, however, he further stated that all of these empty areas be resettled by "refugees" and "undocumented migrants", both groups well-known for their careful stewardship of land, love of conservation, and ability to live in harmony with nature.

So Bobs superior future is all the people in small towns, the majority of which are white. Be rounded up and brainwashed or killed and forced to live in mega cities. With the government issued robots taking care of everything from food production to ass wiping. Freeing up everyone to produce "art" and "science" and explore space in immortal robot bodies. Meanwhile "refugees" and undocumented migrants roam the vast wilderness between them? And he thinks all of this would have been accomplished by now if those damn mayo ghouls would have just stopped caring about feeding their families and living their lives as they saw fit. I know its pointless to try and parse out Bobs logic but damn its fun.