Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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It'd be literally impossible to break him out of "The Superior Future" since he thinks any issue with it will go away if you try hard enough. He will merely see you as a stock "No way can you do that" character in a sci-fi film and it'd be impossible to get through that he's just wrong.
His moon wheat concept is emblematic of how purely dumb his "Superior Future" is. He is incapable of grasping why the economies of scale or even just mere practically make this impossible. It could be reasonable to have agriculture for some permanent settlement there (because it would be cheaper to grow it there than transport it there), but there is no way it could have any practical impact on food supplies down here.
 
His moon wheat concept is emblematic of how purely dumb his "Superior Future" is. He is incapable of grasping why the economies of scale or even just mere practically make this impossible. It could be reasonable to have agriculture for some permanent settlement there (because it would be cheaper to grow it there than transport it there), but there is no way it could have any practical impact on food supplies down here.
Pretty much, the Bob solution to Moon Wheat wouldn't be rethinking anything but instead "Why not throw more science men at it?". He's confused magical thinking as being outside the box. It's an easy thing to do if you don't get the nuance there.
 
His moon wheat concept is emblematic of how purely dumb his "Superior Future" is. He is incapable of grasping why the economies of scale or even just mere practically make this impossible. It could be reasonable to have agriculture for some permanent settlement there (because it would be cheaper to grow it there than transport it there), but there is no way it could have any practical impact on food supplies down here.

Amateurs study strategy; professionals study logistics; and fat internet retards with anger control problems just wave their chubby hands and mistake science for magic.
 
It's been said in some tweets where he's talked about scientific advancement that he sees it as a tool to enforce your will on the universe rather than broaden your understanding. There's one notable one I rarely seen brought up about the discovery of fire that's pretty insightful.

It'd be literally impossible to break him out of "The Superior Future" since he thinks any issue with it will go away if you try hard enough. He will merely see you as a stock "No way can you do that" character in a sci-fi film and it'd be impossible to get through that he's just wrong.

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Damn... That extrapolation is truly fucking stupid. "Technology allowed us to surpass the limitations of our body, therefore biology doesn't matter". This kind of reasoning is the staple of Bob's stupidity when he thinks that somehow the advancements of science demolish how things are because suddenly they aren't true.

I suppose Bob cannot comprehend that no matter how much technology you come up with, biology will stay the same. Just because we have lamps doesn't mean that suddenly humans can see in the dark because, in essence they still can't. This stupid shit it's like saying that if you put a rocket pack on a bear, means that bears suddenly can fly.

You can work around the limitations of physical reality with technology, but at the end of the day you are still bound by biology. And men being men due to anatomy and biology is a truth set in stone since many years ago.
 
An excerpt from the chapter on Bob's Twitter DMs:

Hi.

hi who this

I saw your tweet about how people should be shot if they are seen not wearing masks outside on Thanksgiving.

lol right ppl are so selfish how can't they see they're hurting others by not using masks

Right? People who matter like us shouldn't have to suffer because of subhuman scum like them. I wish they would overdose on meth and die while fucking their inbred sisters already.

what

They should humiliated in front of everyone they know and killed so their relatives can see they are a relic of the past and incompatible with the superior future we have to create together. We have to stop them before they can cause more damage to us.

dude wtf

Do you like McNuggets by any chance?

You cannot message LEXI PUNCH-A-NAZI-TODAY #BLM (@cutielexxy).
 
Funny that he described Rambo as torture porn when you could practically hear him ejaculating in his review of Kingsman when that fight scene in the church came up.
TDS aside, all Rambo movies subsequent to the first one were kinda shit because the first one was actually remarkably intelligent.

It covered things pertinent to society today. Including the liberal talking points. PTSD, abuse of governmental authority, classism, police brutality, importance of de-escalation tactics (Col Trautman even suggests it), "contempt of cop," treatment of the homeless, treatment of war vets, etc. The whole fight is also an allegory for Vietnam.

You cheer for John Rambo because Sheriff Teasle is a megalomaniacal asshole. He's the embodiment of how overzealous law enforcement can make things worse.

Whether or not people can get beyond the fact it's a Rambo title, and see the points it was trying to make, is another matter entirely. I certainly don't think Bob is smart enough to.

In The Time Machine, the Morlocks were heavily implied to be the descendants of the working class, while the Eloi were the descendants of the upper class. The Eloi’s decadent superior future resulted in them atrophying mentally and physically into domesticated livestock that the once-oppressed working classes now feed upon.

I think that plot point might have gone over Bob’s head.
This.

I won't say what the Morlocks do is right, but the Eloi absolutely created the problem and they ain't right either.
 
It's been said in some tweets where he's talked about scientific advancement that he sees it as a tool to enforce your will on the universe rather than broaden your understanding. There's one notable one I rarely seen brought up about the discovery of fire that's pretty insightful.

It'd be literally impossible to break him out of "The Superior Future" since he thinks any issue with it will go away if you try hard enough. He will merely see you as a stock "No way can you do that" character in a sci-fi film and it'd be impossible to get through that he's just wrong.

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A more accurate metaphor for transgenderism would be if humans simply declared they could see in the dark instead of actually building fire (the people who want to enforce the idea that all a troon has do is declare themselves something and they immediately become it) or if a human built the fire, then walked away from the fire expecting to still be able to see despite having left the light from the fire (people who don't acknowledge the limits of HRT and sexual reassignment surgery).

And no Robert, understanding the physical rules of the universe isn't "new superstition" you bloated retard. It's the baseline that science must start from to accomplish anything.

Can you imagine how annoying it would be for an actual scientist to have to work with Bob on anything? Constantly being told to "science harder!" at every obstacle and hearing repeated whining that it's taking too long, or that there must be an easier way to do it while it's also clear he has zero understanding of anything that's being done? I imagine even the most timid and out of shape science nerd would be overwhelmed with the urge to kick his ass before long.
 
TDS aside, all Rambo movies subsequent to the first one were kinda shit because the first one was actually remarkably intelligent.

It covered things pertinent to society today. Including the liberal talking points. PTSD, abuse of governmental authority, classism, police brutality, importance of de-escalation tactics (Col Trautman even suggests it), "contempt of cop," treatment of the homeless, treatment of war vets, etc. The whole fight is also an allegory for Vietnam.

You cheer for John Rambo because Sheriff Teasle is a megalomaniacal asshole. He's the embodiment of how overzealous law enforcement can make things worse.

Whether or not people can get beyond the fact it's a Rambo title, and see the points it was trying to make, is another matter entirely. I certainly don't think Bob is smart enough to.
Well, there was actually an explanation why the Sheriff had such a hard-on hate for 'Nam vets, that was the part that got removed from the movie. The dude was a vet of the Korean war and hated 'Nam vets because he believed they got all the attention, while the Korean War vets got jack shit.
 
They should humiliated in front of everyone they know and killed so their relatives can see they are a relic of the past and incompatible with the superior future we have to create together. We have to stop them before they can cause more damage to us.
Does this fat fuck realize there are people with entirely legitimate medical reasons for being exempt from the mask requirement, and they don't have some badge on them identifying them?
 
TDS aside, all Rambo movies subsequent to the first one were kinda shit because the first one was actually remarkably intelligent.

It covered things pertinent to society today. Including the liberal talking points. PTSD, abuse of governmental authority, classism, police brutality, importance of de-escalation tactics (Col Trautman even suggests it), "contempt of cop," treatment of the homeless, treatment of war vets, etc. The whole fight is also an allegory for Vietnam.

You cheer for John Rambo because Sheriff Teasle is a megalomaniacal asshole. He's the embodiment of how overzealous law enforcement can make things worse.

Whether or not people can get beyond the fact it's a Rambo title, and see the points it was trying to make, is another matter entirely. I certainly don't think Bob is smart enough to.
There's also the scene in the book which wasn't in the movie that really adds even more.

When Rambo is taken into Teasle's office, he looks up and sees the military awards behind Teasle. He nods at the Distinguished Service Cross and says "Nice medal."

At this time Teasle thinks Rambo is some hippy draft dodging vagabond (the long hair, the OD field jacket, the flag on it) and is pissed about the flag on Rambo's jacket and the inherent "disrespect" of Rambo wearing a field jacket and having the flag on it. The statement "Nice medal" pisses Teasle off even more, as it's the second highest award for valor, and we find out that he earned it at Chosin in Korea. Later, it becomes obvious that Rambo wasn't being a smartass or denigrating it, and having a Medal of Honor himself, Rambo knows the price it must have taken.

But it even further pushes Teasle, who by this time has taken everything about John Rambo as a personal offense. Some hippy drifter who has managed to push all of his buttons.

It was a comparison to the lack of empathy toward Vietnam vets by those who came before.

And interesting byplay that unfortunately couldn't go into the movie because a lot of it was internal monologue and the reader being told the importance of a DSC.

Goddamn it, beaten like a hippy because I answered the phone.
 
Well, there was actually an explanation why the Sheriff had such a hard-on hate for 'Nam vets, that was the part that got removed from the movie. The dude was a vet of the Korean war and hated 'Nam vets because he believed they got all the attention, while the Korean War vets got jack shit.
It still ain't right. He allowed his personal bias to cloud his duties as a law enforcement officer. Rambo did nothing wrong at the beginning of that movie. It ain't illegal to walk through a town in America. Teasle did the first wrong (drew "First Blood"), and it escalates out of control from there. His arrogance then clouds his own judgement to the point gets his own deputies killed or seriously injured (majority injured, because Rambo intentionally pulls his punches in this one). He, the cop, is absolutely the bad guy in that movie. The only one worse being the Art character (who engaged in indefensible brutality).

"Let it go."
 
It still ain't right. He allowed his personal bias to cloud his duties as a law enforcement officer. Rambo did nothing wrong at the beginning of that movie. It ain't illegal to walk through a town in America. Teasle did the first wrong (drew "First Blood"), and it escalates out of control from there. His arrogance then clouds his own judgement to the point gets his own deputies killed or seriously injured (majority injured, because Rambo intentionally pulls his punches in this one). He, the cop, is absolutely the bad guy in that movie. the only one worse being the Art character (who engaged in indefensible brutality).

"Let it go."
Oh, I never said it was right, just there was more detail why this guy suddenly jumped on John so suddenly in the movie and would push him more. Funny thing, the original movie was 3 hours long and apparently went so bad with the test audience that Sly offered not only to pay the studio for the lost money but to destroy the movie.
 
These fuckers need to realize only the literally retarded like cartels, they are on the same realm as islamic fundamentalists on lunacy and what they do to their own.
Rate me MATI, I would sleep well if those fuckers got what they deserve.

Edit: Those that stand against cartels and fundamentalists are heros and fuck you if you think otherwise.
Can we sell Massachusetts to Mexico? Then Diabeto can live under the cartels he loves!
 
Holy shit this "two species" thing is hilarious. Bob thinks hes Professor X when he is actually the Blob.
This isn't new, he was asking back in late 2017 if it was possible that a new human species that was mentally different could evolve without us noticing. The implication was transparent; he thought that he was part of a new (mentally) superior species, like the X-Men. No Bob, that's just called autism, and it's considered a disease for a reason.
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Ironically, if I remember correctly he doesn't actually like the X-Men as a franchise, probably because he hates it when a person or group he identifies with is made the villain (he made a video "Magneto Was Right"):
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It's been said in some tweets where he's talked about scientific advancement that he sees it as a tool to enforce your will on the universe rather than broaden your understanding. There's one notable one I rarely seen brought up about the discovery of fire that's pretty insightful.

It'd be literally impossible to break him out of "The Superior Future" since he thinks any issue with it will go away if you try hard enough. He will merely see you as a stock "No way can you do that" character in a sci-fi film and it'd be impossible to get through that he's just wrong.

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there is no greater evidence that Bob isn't actually smart enough to understand science. It's all cargo-cult with him. Which is ironic, given how hard he spergs about "superstitions", and also proof that Bob doesn't actually understand what superstitions are, either.

"Saying eff you to the natural order" isn't what Bob thinks it is. Not being able to see great in the dark and adding LIGHT (which occurs in the natural order when one makes Fire or electric lights by following scientific method) doesn't screw with the natural order. Actual "screwing with the natural order" would involve gene editing to give humans reflective retinas like animals who can see in the dark have.
 
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