Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[AnOminous]

Cyberpunk had a team over 1500 people, 8 years, and a budget of $7 to 10 million, and yet it was a buggy, crash-prone mess on arrival.

Welcome to AAA games in 2020.

 

[cjöcker]

budget of $7 to 10 million

Games cost a LOT more than that to make.

 

[AnOminous]

Games cost a LOT more than that to make.

Apparently the budget was $314 million. Yikes.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Superior Futurist prefers games to stick to the Inferior Past form of cartriges:
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This isn't even true, plenty of games shipped with bugs in the "good old days" and many times there were new physical runs made with the games patched. Gran Turismo 2 had a bug that made getting 100% impossible and it was never patched not even in the Greatest Hits version. A bunch of launch Dreamcast games failed to boot even and would crash the console and had to be recalled with new discs issued. Working with Playstation memory cards had all kinds of problems preventing saves from working in numerous games, some of them doing things like erasing cards. NHL 95 had a bug where if you won too many games it sent you to the bottom of the standings because they didn't make the variable large enough to contain three digits so it wrapped you around to zero again.

What the games were was vastly simpler, when you have to jam a game into 2MB on 16-bit hardware you don't have a lot of space for all the things that cause endless bugs these days like physics calculations or giant open worlds running hundreds of systems keeping track of thousands of variables that cast into millions of states.

This isn't to defend Cyberpunk, which was clearly unfinished, but Robert is massively delusional about the past. His beloved Mario's "minus world" was a high level crash bug that Nintendo fixed in subsequent editions.

 

[Water-T]

Games cost a LOT more than that to make.

Whoops. My bad.

Apparently the budget was $314 million. Yikes.

Thank you, @AnOminous

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Bobby tries to impress a "lesbienne" with his firearms acumen:
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Why is Bob trying to talk about Guns? KelTecs always been doing weird compact shit, and its clearly meant to be forward gripped. Two position switch, so its not like its a BRRRT stick, and 5.7's kick wouldn't be that bad on something that friggin big.

Is it weird? Yea. Is it impossible to use? Nah

 

[Vesperus]

I take it bob is waiting for someone like Sarkeesian to tell him what to think of the Madalorian finale, since he seems devoid of his own opinions on what was (for spaceshit nerds) a pretty big deal.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

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"Traditional family life" is a form of lesser freedom that requires oppression. Fuck that, traditional family life is theft perpetuated by wypipo!
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I hope his brother Chris is truly free.

Unlike prostitution, which never involves oppression, amirite?

So is Robert saying this shit about traditional families because he's belittling what he can never have, Fox and the Grapes parable style, or is he lashing out in retaliation for attacks on prostitution because he intends to work up the nerve to actually hire a hooker one day and the thought of traditionalists cutting off his one avenue of losing his virginity terrifies him?

Why is Bob trying to talk about Guns? KelTecs always been doing weird compact shit, and its clearly meant to be forward gripped. Two position switch, so its not like its a BRRRT stick, and 5.7's kick wouldn't be that bad on something that friggin big.

Is it weird? Yea. Is it impossible to use? Nah

He's done this sort of thing before. Robert talks about guns for two reasons.

1. Cinema Robert is the epitome of "that guy" who always has to be the greatest expert on any subject in existence in any conversation.
2. Cinema Robert is an internet tough guy who engages in typical internet tough guy posturing and would brag about his Navy Seals exploits if he thought he could get away with it.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

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Which video did he wear this costume in, I've never seen it

 

[Red Hood]

Why is Bob trying to talk about Guns? KelTecs always been doing weird compact shit, and its clearly meant to be forward gripped. Two position switch, so its not like its a BRRRT stick, and 5.7's kick wouldn't be that bad on something that friggin big.

Is it weird? Yea. Is it impossible to use? Nah

Just imagine Bob's sausage fingers trying to fit through a trigger guard lol

 

[make_it_so]

*nuke

From orbit - it's the only way to be sure.

The only thing I can think of where it's routinely used to grow a commercial crop is if you're growing marijuana clandestinely in an urban setting. I'm sure there's some other uses for it but it's generally really impractical and you can't feed a city with that shit.

Doesn't large scale hydroponics also produce a lot of waste water?

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

This isn't even true, plenty of games shipped with bugs in the "good old days" and many times there were new physical runs made with the games patched. Gran Turismo 2 had a bug that made getting 100% impossible and it was never patched not even in the Greatest Hits version. A bunch of launch Dreamcast games failed to boot even and would crash the console and had to be recalled with new discs issued. Working with Playstation memory cards had all kinds of problems preventing saves from working in numerous games, some of them doing things like erasing cards. NHL 95 had a bug where if you won too many games it sent you to the bottom of the standings because they didn't make the variable large enough to contain three digits so it wrapped you around to zero again.

What the games were was vastly simpler, when you have to jam a game into 2MB on 16-bit hardware you don't have a lot of space for all the things that cause endless bugs these days like physics calculations or giant open worlds running hundreds of systems keeping track of thousands of variables that cast into millions of states.

This isn't to defend Cyberpunk, which was clearly unfinished, but Robert is massively delusional about the past. His beloved Mario's "minus world" was a high level crash bug that Nintendo fixed in subsequent editions.

Hell, today there are so many games with such an inmense amount of bugs that the "It's not a bug, it's a feature" got created with it. Just look at Bugthesda's games which are riddled with hilarious amounts of bugs that allow you to effectively cheat through them with barly any effort. And even with some remakes things don't get better, like the Demon's Souls new version where the old glitches and bugs are still present and the AI is still retarded as fuck.

The thing is that Bob just has a hardon for the old games of his childhood and that extends to their format as well. And that makes it double stupid.

Unlike prostitution, which never involves oppression, amirite?

So is Robert saying this shit about traditional families because he's belittling what he can never have, Fox and the Grapes parable style, or is he lashing out in retaliation for attacks on prostitution because he intends to work up the nerve to actually hire a hooker one day and the thought of traditionalists cutting off his one avenue of losing his virginity terrifies him?

If he finally decides to go to a whore it' would be nearly unbelivable and at least it will make him marginally better than a simp.

Still, i pray for the poor woman that would have to deal with Bob in the same way of the woman that had to deal with Chris. The thing is that Bob will probably be more unsufferable because of his tirades and word salads.

 

[AnOminous]

Doesn't large scale hydroponics also produce a lot of waste water?

I'm pretty sure there are tons of other things I haven't thought of as to why it's a dumb idea, but huge multinational companies that do agriculture on a gigantic scale have. And there are reasons they're not doing it. Of course some fat oaf in a basement in Boston obviously knows more than all these dumb farmer people who are just inbred mayonnaise ghouls from Deliverance.

 

[TopTierHealer]

Hell, today there are so many games with such an inmense amount of bugs that the "It's not a bug, it's a feature" got created with it. Just look at Bugthesda's games which are riddled with hilarious amounts of bugs that allow you to effectively cheat through them with barly any effort. And even with some remakes things don't get better, like the Demon's Souls new version where the old glitches and bugs are still present and the AI is still retarded as fuck.

The thing is that Bob just has a hardon for the old games of his childhood and that extends to their format as well. And that makes it double stupid.

If he finally decides to go to a whore it' would be nearly unbelivable and at least it will make him marginally better than a simp.

Still, i pray for the poor woman that would have to deal with Bob in the same way of the woman that had to deal with Chris. The thing is that Bob will probably be more unsufferable because of his tirades and word salads.

I know it's a shit argument but any time Bob opens his mouth about vidya, the only answer shold be "post play time". That's it. When someone has sunk 40 hours into the Witcher 2 or FFXIII or whatever (sorry I stopped gaming in the late 2010) and they say "it's shit", I can believe that was an informed opinion (this is Movieblob, he will always have a shit take).

One look at Bob and only the most soulless and thick skinned crack-whore will sit on top of his fat folds (or call her "boyfriend" to rob him). Things that will happen if Bob goes to a pro:

1) If it's a rub an tug, the asian girl will go "no english, no understand" even if she's writing the Joy Luck Club 2 in the back room.

2) Any modelling agency pimp will look at him and go, "Usually our fees are 750 per hour but since it's covid it's 3500 now. Hazard pay, cracka. You DO think sex work is real work, right?". Let's see him blow a whole Patreon month there.

3) He'll agree to be there at a time and place aaaaaaand no one will be home because it's 2020 and everyone has a camera outside their door to see if the guy comming will be a difficult customer or not. He'll go home to rub one out.

4) He will be robbed without busting a nut.

5) He will make it past the door, the girl will ask for cash upfront and then go to shower for 50 minutes. Then a 10 minute tug and he will get kicked out.

 

[The tired cat]

Hm, Im kinda suprised El Fatto Stupido isnt sperging about that Monster Hunter movie that even critics tore a new asshole, well critics worth their salt.

 

[Ita Mori]

I went looking for the picture of Bob walking down the aisle at his sister’s wedding in highwaters and tube socks. In the process, I found some other shit that cracked me up too. Enjoy it all!

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Holy shit why is his gunt so huge!!???
Him trying to hide it with a hideously enormous tuxedo coat only makes him look like he has t-rex arms.

Lose some weight, ya fat faggot.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Hm, Im kinda suprised El Fatto Stupido isnt sperging about that Monster Hunter movie that even critics tore a new asshole, well critics worth their salt.

You said it. He isn't worth what the cat buries in the sand when it comes to his own craft, so of course he didn't see shit, and chances are he is waiting for his clique to give out some insights for him to give his own opinion without needing to see it.

Some pages back we all saw what he had to say about Mank, and it was a petty, childish diatribe for God knows what reason... alone in a sea of ravingly positive reviews from better amateur critics.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I can only assume that as far as Bob's concerned, a baby only counts as human after it becomes old enough to appreciate the finer things in life, such as Nintendo and Marvel cinema, as well as voting Democrat.
If they cannot do so, it's obviously morally acceptable to just off 'em.

I would be unsurprised if Bob's one of those ”abortion should be promoted as the solution to overpopulation” weirdos.

There's a reason why the Nazis promoted abortion, contraception and pornography in occupied Poland, and why the Armia Krajowa treated abortionists as collaborators.

That's because Bob imagines that someday - SOMEDAY! - one of his waifus like Anita or AOC are finally going to notice his m'ladying and reward his valiant efforts with SEX. An alpha stud like Bob simply cannot be contained by mere condoms, and therefore he needs abortions to be fully legal so he can get rid of the impending burden on his important and ever burgeoning career of criticizing movies.

”someday Anita or AOC are finally going to... reward his valiant efforts with sex”
Thank you for that horrifying mental image. If you'll excuse me, I'm going to call up my parish priest and ask him to exorcise my phone.

Bob doesn't even accept grown adults as human if they don't support the Democrats. Republicans might as well be "just a clump of cells" suitable to get aborted as far as he's concerned.

The people who talk about things being ”clumps of cells” don't realise that they're just clumps of cells themselves; the only difference between them and an unborn baby is that they're not inside their mothers' wombs.

I mean, if an unborn baby is a clump of cells, then when I drink beer with my friends in the park I'm consuming a collection of fermented Saccharomyces cerviciae cells with my fellow clumps of cells by a large lump of phloem and xylem.

In Dostoevsky's Demons, when Shigalyev calculated that in the perfect society he envisioned ninety percent of people would have to live in abject misery to make life good for the remaining ten percent, he was horrified. Because even though Dostoevsky wrote several novels about how the ideologies he opposed were ultimately destructive, he was capable of seeing that the people who believed in the were often good people who wanted to help. (And he had enough courage to write a novel entirely about how his own ideology would fail in the world as it currently was and anyone seriously trying to live up to it would be destroyed.)

Bob would see ninety percent of people living in misery for the remaining ten percent as not going far enough. And I've written a paragraph to elucidate that a barely literate Bostonian is the polar opposite of one of the greatest writers of all time.

Bob's not a socialist. He's also probably not a fascist, because fascism has a very specific meaning and the word gets thrown around a lot to mean ”right-wing politics I don't like”.
What Bob is is a feudalist - he dreams of being Sir Robert of Chipmania and lording it over the peasant ghouls. He doesn't realise, however, that he'd probably be a peasant himself and that he'd end up in the stocks for lusting over the local baron's daughter.

I truly believe that were Bob not extremely overweight and gifted with the stunning good looks of a sideshow dogboy he would be a serial killer.

I've said it before - the only reason he's not a genocidaire is because he was born in Boston instead of Berlin or Kigali.

Seriously, this was a destination wedding at some tourist resort in Mexico; I'm sure he had at least six months advance notice, and probably more like a year.

I guess his baby sister's wedding just isn't a special enough occasion for him to dress like a grown man. Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure he's more nicely dressed in that infamous hoverhand photo with Sarkeesian.

Yes, but Anita was totally going to shag him so he had to wear his best trenchcoat.
(as an aside, I love how she's just standing there, smiling, and wishing she hadn't gone into games journalism and had to deal with simps like Bob)

And the fact he's been doing this for quite some time and yet not one single woman or troon has given herself to his sausage arms should give him a hint that this schtick isn't working.
But that would give too much credit to the inner workings of the inhuman creature that is Robert Chipman. He keeps doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results. That's Einstein's definition of insanity, isn't it? I agree wholeheartedly.

Out of sheer interest, does Bob use Onlyfans? I could see him being the sort of guy who gives hundreds of dollars to some e-thot for a picture of a nipple when Pornhub's literally free.

How is "babies who can feel pain" anti-science? I don't care about it being "pro-choice" or "anti-choice". And he's so smug about it. It really is disgusting how he has to gloss over the pain felt by an unborn baby to virtue signal about the "choice" part. Even pro-death penalty admit there might be pain involved. Three crying laughing faces is how much he pleasures the idea of choosing to vacuum out a baby in the name of Leftism. He really is evil.

Being a man, I thought that Bob wasn't even allowed to have an opinion on abortion?

For a woman to sleep with Bob, she has to know that any unwanted pregnancy can be aborted ASAP. If you couldn't abort Diabeto-spawn, no woman would ever risk letting him inside her.

True.

For a man who supports eugenics so much, he's really the best argument for it.

It's because unborn babies are something his hated enemies value and want to keep alive, so he wants them dead out of pure spite. He'd kill pro-lifers' dogs for the same reason if he could, but that would require him to leave the basement, so it's not going to happen.

This lays bare the problems with basing your views off ”not being an evangelical Prod” because if those evangelical Prods decide to set up a shelter for cats, you'll either have to admit you're wrong or start kicking stray cats out of spite.

I bet that a lot of these people scoffing at even the POSSIBILITY that aborting an unborn baby might cause it pain are the same people who would refuse to boil a lobster over the POSSIBILITY the lobster might feel pain. As it stands it seems Bob's much beloved "SCIENCE!" shows more evidence for unborn babies/fetuses feeling pain than for lobsters.

I hate this tendency of people like Bob to mindlessly trot out "SCIENCE!" to support their argument when it's clear they've done zero research into the topic and just assume the "SCIENCE!" must be on their side. All it takes is a quick Internet search and you can find that even a left-leaning source like Wikipedia admits that fetuses likely feel pain:

Pain in babies - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

It's crazy that there are people out there with their priorities so warped due to progressive politics that they celebrate late-term abortions yet would consider themselves too moral to squash a fly. Objectively that fly is a tiny, tiny insignificant fraction as complex as a late-term human fetus yet they'd feel bad for killing the fly while celebrating the destruction of the unborn? And I truly mean "celebrate". Being pro-choice is one thing, but there is just something utterly morbid about the people who treat the act of abortion as something great and celebratory. There is a distinction, sort of how there's a difference between someone who believes you should be able to shoot an attacker in self-defense and someone who hears a break-in at their house and gets a big happy grin because it's their chance to finally kill someone.

Yeah. There's a difference between people who would get an abortion to save their life and people who would gladly kill a viable baby and then brag about it.

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More pictures for our Chris Chipman fanclub:
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"Guardians". The name chosen by space professionals reeks of "Trumpstink":
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To me the name rather reeks of hubris and Marvelstink.

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AOC needs a hero. Again.
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Having a job is "let them eat cake fuckery" while Nancy Peolsi's fridge isn't.
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Big Brained Bobby saw the trap Bernie Sander didn't:
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"You don't have to make it easy for him", I'm more curious about what does Bobby have in store for Hawley in his waterlogged basement.

Naturally Bobby links his today's bullies, such as Peter Coffin and Incohgnito, with Josh Hawley:
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At least oxygen deprivation supposedly turns you on. No one ever get turned on reading Bobby.

Tucker Carlson:
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Bobby customarily shits on the looks of conservative women:
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"Traditional family life" is a form of lesser freedom that requires oppression. Fuck that, traditional family life is theft perpetuated by wypipo!
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I hope his brother Chris is truly free.

Apostasy!
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Superior Futurist prefers games to stick to the Inferior Past form of cartriges:
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Netflix's halo tarnishes as they offend Asians:
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D&Ding Breadtube:
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In Bobby's Angels, Luke's perpetual job hunt continues:
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Give up Bob. Not even Luke would engage your "bird".

Bobby tries to impress a "lesbienne" with his firearms acumen:
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New Angel reports for duty:
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Long-ass story. TL;DR - middle-aged man took estrogen and thought he was fourteen again.

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Bob! You can be "her" too!

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(Incidentally this is what Bobby commented on)

1) does it? The more you know.
2) so Chris is a cyclist and craft beer cunt? He sounds like a member of my extended family who I try my best to avoid and who's under the delusion I've been ”radicalised” by my grandparents/friends/the Catholic Church/the right wing media because I disagree with his belief that socialism will fix everything and that Margaret Thatcher was the devil.
3) I think calling yourself a ”guardian” does sound a bit like you're a star in a SF B-movie from the 1950s, but let's be real, it's hard to come up with a name for people in the Space Force that doesn't sound ridiculous. Of course, given that I'm against the whole concept of a space force when we have so much poverty on Earth, I might be a bit biased.
4) since you don't seem to understand English, Bob, I'll try French.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez ne foutra pas toi, Robert du Ciné. Elle est congressiste, et donc, elle a mieux à faire que répondre à tes tweets ou tu simpes pour elle.
5) Bob seriously thinks that helping working-class people is behaving more like Marie Antoinette than posing with a fridge full of ice cream during a recession caused by your own policies? How do you manage to be that stupid?
6) not vaccinating a specific group because of their privilege, whether you believe that privilege exists or not, goes against the principles of equal care for all, regardless of wealth, that leftists claim to champion. It's telling that Bob throws his principles away when MAGA ghouls are involved.
7) Bob, we know you're a misogynist, you don't need to rub it in by abusing women.
how exactly does becoming a housewife out of your own free will mean you lose your freedom? I assume the same doesn't hold true for stunning and brave househusbands.
9) if your superior future involves worse conditions for ordinary people then, as far as I'm concerned, you can stick your superior future up your arse. I never thought I'd be quoting the Sunrise Movement's slogans on Kiwifarms, but we do have a right to a livable future and that sure as fuck isn't what Roberto wants for me or most of us.
10) Robert continues his crusade against Shoe0nHead by refusing to say her name and calling her ”chaotic neutral spot”. This reminds me of how Chris Chan would bastardise his enemies' names because he thinks that calling Mary Lee Walsh ”Slaweel Ryam” would have any effect on her.
11) the ”second puberty” thing is a myth and more often than not is just an excuse for paedophilia.
12) I see the ”Pmurt did a good thing, but he did it while being Pmurt, so it's bad” effect is still a thing.

Bob knows that Abortion really triggers the Evangelicals, and he gets a hard-on at anything that does that. The radical feminists and troons that Bob wants to pork also treat Abortion as some kind of sacred sacrament - a symbol of women's ultimate freedom and a way to escape the chains of obligation that any woman in a family would experience. It's Satanic in a purely symbolic way: "Non-serviam." It's what Lucifer said in Paradise Lost, the work of literature which, incidentally, Bob based his whackiest crossover idea on. (Yes, Bob wrote a story where the Care Bears play the role of Lucifer, and it's obvious that he likes to think of himself as playing that role as well. ) Bob's just a basic bitch fedoratipper who thinks that railing against a group of people (Evangelicals) who lost all political relevance right after Obama got elected will make him seem like one of the rebellious "cool kids." Instead, it makes him look like an out of touch geek who only likes to fight battles that have already been won.

I'd say that it's downright Satanic, no symbolism needed.

I take it bob is waiting for someone like Sarkeesian to tell him what to think of the Madalorian finale, since he seems devoid of his own opinions on what was (for spaceshit nerds) a pretty big deal.

Yeah. He's probably worried about accidentally becoming a heretic.

 

[Water-T]

Robert continues his crusade against Shoe0nHead by refusing to say her name and calling her ”chaotic neutral spot”.

Blob is jealous that Shoe gets to sit with the cool kids at lunch, while he's still taking his tray to the farthest corner of the library.

It's bad enough that Blob's ploy to make everyone think he was friends with Lindsay backfired on him, but it's also got to sting to see June rubbing elbows with his waifus Lindsay and Contra. It's like being friends with the weirdo kid who eats bugs, only for that kid to end up being accepted by the popular kids while you're still stuck as the kid nobody wants to sit next to on the bus.

 

[The tired cat]

Superior Futurist prefers games to stick to the Inferior Past form of cartriges:
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Hey Bob, I got six words for you: Action 52, Superman 64
So shut your noise hole, you sentient piece of hagis.