Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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Bob and Ian "I've seen enough Marvel movies to know how mobs react to unarmed people they're mad at" Vaush were made for each other. How long until they renounce their heterosexuality and start a clan of gay and especially ugly ogres?
So long as they're far away from me, and in Vaush's case any nearby kids, I'm happy.
The amount we have ever spent on space is an absolute pittance compared to its benefits.
In all seriousness, what were the benefits of the space race?
The typical fedora atheist doesn't consider Christians (let's face it: Christianity is all they care about) evil, just terribly ignorant and misguided, easily manipulated by unscrupulous people.
Bobby consider Christians fascists.

Bobby made a second WW84 review, and this time he is not pulling any punches: What The Fuck Happened to WW84 (Part I) - 8:47 minutes.
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Bob picks out the finest minutia in a shot and makes a huge deal about it. He is the Derrida of film criticism.
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New movie pitch: Naked Gun but with Muppets:
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The Great Big Eugenics debate goes on:
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Says the man who defends Netflix's pedo porn.

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"I don't think that's up to you." Wut? What does he means by "that"?

Another misguided soul mistakes Bob as a heartless eugenicist who doesn't give a fuck about the white working class. No. As Bobby's white knight points out, he cares very much about the white working class: the CalArt people, the reviewers of mindless flicks, the machine-learning programmers who valiantly combat transphobia on social media...
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White ghouls doesn't need economic deprivation to turn bigot. Does that mean they are born bigots?
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"Most of "white America" was always racist". Wanna guess when will Bobby dismiss this as another "joke"?
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It's getting boring, but you don't expect new insights (or for that matter, any insights) from Bob:
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By Bobby's "no special treatment" argument, we should stop all his diabetic meds. If other fat fucks can lose weight and manage their glucose level through diet, so can he.

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There isn't much point following the convo much further, so let's jump to his conclusion.
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Boston Dynamics. Somehow seeing robots dance to a peppy song gives Bobby thoughts of violence:
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1) maybe, but I've met some atheists that believed that all Christians were raging homophobes and therefore evil bigots.
2) let's be real, the only reason he's focused on the actress cocking her head like that is because he saved some stills of her from that film for his own purposes and noticed that while bashing the bishop.
3) it's hilarious that people who'll try and cancel people for telling a racist joke in secondary school will let a grown man's jokes about eugenics slide because they happened a few years ago.
4) KF doesn't dox journalists (by which I mean serious journalists, not cows like yourself) and has never hosted child porn. I'm pretty sure saying that about a website with no evidence is libellous.
5) he probably means that David is an evil mayo ghoul and that, therefore, his views don't count.
6) Bob, we live in a democracy. The lovely thing about democracy is that every voice matters, and that a wannabe film critic from Massachusetts doesn't have more of a say than a farmer from Alabama. If you do not like the concept of democracy, you are free to fuck off to North Korea where your feudal views are respected, and I will pay for your plane ticket.
7) robots hunting people down? Let's just be honest and say the only reason Bob likes this idea is because he's seen Terminator and wants to replicate it in real life.
It's incel talk. He truly believes that the only reason women aren't hopping on his dick is because of slutshaming. If we could remove that and become a free love society where women fuck indiscriminately, Bob will get laid at last. Bob is desperately trying to show all of the ladies that he's an ally in strong support of all of their sexual decisions. What he doesn't realize is that women don't fuck bridge trolls like Bob unless they live in a sexually repressed society where they're forced into marriage with uglies because they're not allowed to work, and must snag husbands who do. But even in a sexually repressed society, Bob still wouldn't get laid, because his internet reviewing gig barely pays enough to afford him a basement apartment in Lynn, MA and all of the Pabst Blue Ribbon he requires on a daily basis. He certainly doesn't earn enough to afford a wife.
Agreed. The only way he could ever get married is if a woman wanted a green card and was so desperate that she was willing to use Bob as a way to escape Somalia or Syria or what have you. Even then, I'd rather stay in Mogadishu and risk being killed by artillery than go to America and risk being crushed by Bob.
Out of all the lunacy Robert posts on a daily basis, the most baffling, delusional thing he’s ever said is referring to himself and Lindsay Ellis as “colleagues.”
I'll see you that and raise you this. For those of us who are fortunate enough not to understand Bobby's posts, he's basically inventing a whole fucking origin story for AOC and implying that she'd be on board with neo-feudalism.
That kind of stuff reminds me of Lucas Werner.

This need to assure themselves that they aren't alone. Forcing connections with people that aren't really there.
Yeah, there's a lot of similarities between most lolcows.
I started listening to the new podcast episode Robert and Christopher released yesterday. LMAO. Robert, that dumb motherfucker, can’t pronounce ad nauseam to save his life. But that won’t stop him from using it as if it’s some kind of an intellectual flex.
”ad norzham”
To use an actual Latin phrase, Roberto delenda est.
Also in that video, he said that sending an unsolicited dick pic is a sign of a healthy sex drive.
Is it just me or does he sound like a PUA there? Maybe someone should check his bookshelf for copies of Bang Ukraine or whatever Roosh's books that he wrote before he discovered Orthodoxy were called.
It truly makes me MATI.
There are many good reasons to be MATI and the fact that Kino Robrecht is still posting his shit takes is one of them.
He's probably masturbating furiously to the thought of those things being deployed to hunt down and batter the white Republican flyover ghouls to death.
That implies Robert can get it up.
He'd rather simp for Troons
I don't think he wants to simp for er... stunning and brave folx, but he knows in his heart that he'll never have a chance with his internet waifus and subconsciously simps for the only people who are desperate enough to go with him.
 
Agreed. The only way he could ever get married is if a woman wanted a green card and was so desperate that she was willing to use Bob as a way to escape Somalia or Syria or what have you. Even then, I'd rather stay in Mogadishu and risk being killed by artillery than go to America and risk being crushed by Bob.
It would easily be a simpler and far less painful process than to have to put in the effort to prove that said marriage is legitimate only to have the green card rejected.
 
I remember that American Bob video where he said that traditional relationships are all based on lies.

It depends on whether he really believes that, or it's just frustrated incel talk to make himself feel better.
Now, if the story he told about being some Lesbun's beard is true, that explains a hell of a lot.
 
Even if I were the most tight-assed conservative religious person ever and my daughter brought Bob home, I'd pray she's actually a lesbian.
Given the choice of my daughter marrying a wigger felon or a Chipman, I’ll buy the guy an Ekco outfit for the ceremony and a FUBU one for the reception. Just don’t fuck my descendants’ DNA with those Dew-marinated chromosomes. Motherfucker probably jizzes Miracle Whip.
 
Given the choice of my daughter marrying a wigger felon or a Chipman, I’ll buy the guy an Ekco outfit for the ceremony and a FUBU one for the reception. Just don’t fuck my descendants’ DNA with those Dew-marinated chromosomes. Motherfucker probably jizzes Miracle Whip.
He doesn't call white people 'mayo ghouls' for nothing. Something something projection.
 
“Argentina is leading us to the Superior Future!”
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In all seriousness, what were the benefits of the space race?
Most of it is materials and technology that were then repurposed for more terrestrial uses. Spacesuit material is apparently pretty swag, the fuel pumps got turned into artificial heart parts, and a lot of the heat shielding stuff is pretty useful too for other things.
 
I was going to roast the shit out if Bob's terrible Muppet revival pitch but then I checked to see if he reviewed The Happytime Murders. He did, he actually enjoyed it, and compared it to Naked Gun. Why would this buffoon think it would work for Muppets when they already made that movie and it absolutely tanked?
 
I was going to roast the shit out if Bob's terrible Muppet revival pitch but then I checked to see if he reviewed The Happytime Murders. He did, he actually enjoyed it, and compared it to Naked Gun. Why would this buffoon think it would work for Muppets when they already made that movie and it absolutely tanked?
Because Bobs IQ is low enough that if you put him in a debate match against a fresh pie, the pie would somehow win
 
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There's absolutely no way that this could ever backfire and affect the Chipmans! They are very smert. One of them even has a degree and SEVEN podcasts!
So someone describes an instance in which they did something legal but a bit tacky and Bob runs it full upto fraud is fine? How does he always take every scenario presented and then justify worse things? Good to see Bob knows entirely the people who bought it though, from that info they had to be Trump supporters, as we know the superior leftist is always too smart to fall for anything dumb.

Even the poster replies with doubting they're Trump supporters, then has another saying no they totally are. All the 60s crystal healing hippies are totally Q-anon Trump supporters these days apparently.

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But then Bob would really hate this person if he went rooting through their Tweets.

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They treat the Mayoghools like actual people who the left should actually care about!
 
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