Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Laughingjoke2]

This is a Critical Drinker video from about a year ago about Critiquing films and while not about Boebert AKA Film Robert it certainly sounds like it.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

More to the point, traditions evolved for a reason and throwing them away is a bad idea.

This is called "Chesterton's Fence," after author G. K. Chesterton. He once wrote that before you tear down a fence, first learn why it was put up to begin with.

Another round of Bob flaunting his status as a badass tough guy who owns a gun - but a classy one, mind. Only a gent with discerning taste prefers a high caliber single shot to trashy assault rifles, after all.

Now, as a Brit, I know very little about guns, but I suspect either of those women with a 'spray n' pray' would be at an advantage against Bob and his single shot. If only because of the vast discrepancy between target sizes.

"Spray and pray" means you fire as many bullets downrange as possible and pray one hits the target. Bob, being a good-sized target, would be quite difficult to miss with this method. This is a technique of the inexperienced, of Hollywood, and of last resort; an experienced shooter knows how to shoot without resorting to hosing the range with bullets.

Arguably, you could say that the woman has little experience firing while under fire herself. But this doesn't mean she doesn't have the discipline necessary to shoot, wound, and even kill. Kyle Rittenhouse is proof of that.

Cinema Bobert has, to our knowledge, exactly one gun, and it is a prop weapon. He won't be using it to shoot anyone. Even if he did, there's no evidence he's ever gone to the range, because that eat into his precious Tweeting time. Even then, he would never have the balls to go out and shoot an obsolete. Bob is the very definition of a keyboard warrior.

 

[LightShow]

Bob, ironically, is projecting on a level you'd expect from Imax.

The question is whether Pa Chipman gave up because his sons were bugmen or whether his sons were bugmen because he gave up.

I know. I'd be very unsurprised if he dreams of being a sex slave for one of his waifus. Of course, the question is ”if you're a well known politician or celebrity and you're already in a relationship, why would you shag a 40 year old virgin when there are many objectively better looking people who'd fuck you”.

1) Bob, I know you read this thread. Answer this question honestly and I'll have a lot more respect for you.
What do Trump supporters truly deserve? Don't give me a vague answer like ”accountability” because there are many ways to hold people accountable. Don't tell me that you'll bar them from the Superiyah Fyocha because that doesn't have any effect in the present day. Either have the balls to come out and say the quiet part out loud, or shut up.
2) that's fedora BS. He's either saying that the Crusaders and martyrs were stupid for defending their faith or that they're literal insurrectionists. Both are really stupid things to believe.
3) calm down, Blobert.
4) it's almost as if it's a fetish.

The difference is that KF can't properly cancel him.

Agreed. It's funny how the majority of people I saw at BLM rallies were white.

If he seriously thinks that a cop's going to be turned away by a fat guy he's in the wrong.

Bobby uses his big boy words! Yay!

Whatever happened to obsolescents being replaced by muh Supeeryah Fyoocha?

And that's pretending this happened.

A Chris Chapman version of the Financhu Crisis would definitely be funny.

And that record CO2 traps sunlight making the earth warmer and melting the ice caps, causing rising sea levels. It's not rocket science.

If you really want an answer, you might just have to @ him. I don't think he spends much time on kiwifarms reading fat jokes at his expense. Might be good to use a throwaway account, cuz if he's sober he'll just block you.

(This is not necessarily directed at you; it's for anyone who wants to troll Bob.)

Here's the thing about cows: we cannot predict how they'll react to outside stimuli. That unpredictability is one of the reasons we discourage troll ops. Chris-Chan is a good example. Ben Saint wanted to start the "Slime Saga" with Chris, but in spite of his best efforts (including throwing money at Chris), Chris would not rise to the bait. On the other hand, Chris absolutely flipped his shit when Sonic got blue arms, something nobody saw coming, which is why it was so funny when it happened.

Bob may flip his shit. But Bob may also look at the parody account and dismiss it without a second thought. DSP has haters who run a parody Twitter account (LightSydePhil), and DSP doesn't seem to care, yet the hater's autism is such that they don't stop.

If there is absolutely one person who can perfectly troll a cow, though, it is the cow themselves. Remember "a small amount for an average person?" Lindsay BTFOing Bob? No troll incited these incidents. They came about naturally. Nobody trolls Moviebob like Moviebob.

Sit back, grab some McDonalds, and enjoy the show, friendo.

I think we're way too eager to believe the narrative that trolls are entirely necessary to keep Chris from drifting into normalcy. Do trolls enhance the madness? Certainly. But the best Christory usually comes from Christine acting of her own accord. Also, lolcows are kinda morally gray from the get-go and I don't like people harassing them or actively trying to make their lives worse.

 

[muh_moobs]

Can you quote me the verse in Samuel that says that?

This page should get my perspective across. There is no scripture that spells out those words explicitly, but it is clear throughout scripture that your bonds with those you toil with are often stronger and closer than those you simply share DNA with.

https://www.lwf.org/sermons/video/the-blood-covenant-2448

In a perfect world the family unit is strong and cares for each other, but we all know that in reality that simply isn't the case and we must often turn to those whom we have chosen to forge bonds with over those who share our lineage.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

A six year old pretending to be Ronaldo would be cute. A forty year old pretending to be some celebrity, not so much.

This is just proof Blob's mentally a child.

I would hazard this guess: it made nerd properties insanely popular. That suddenly made Bobert feel like king shit because he suddenly wasn't at the bottom of the rung in his own mind. Of course, his thoroughly unappealing, child molester appearance and dead moth-like personality are more responsible for that than his geekdom. But, for him, Iron Man was the moment the meek inherited the Earth. It's why he has the devotion of Hiroo Onoda towards it and I think it also partially explains why he has an investment in keeping theaters open. It's not hard to understand that titanic budget cape shit isn't going to be viable for much longer in a world where streaming is king.

Is it too much of a stretch to say that without capeshit Elokuva-Robertti wouldn't be where he is today?

What would he even know about calibres and spray in pray or anything like that outside of a video game?

He thinks films are real so it's unsurprising he thinks the same about vidya.

He says spray and pray, but fact is that those ladies aren't going to have much trouble learning to accurately aim sustained shooting. AR-15 is very mild recoil, not at all how it is sometimes portrayed by media. I do feel a little bad for it, but the mental image of Blobert starting a fight with some kind of elephant rifle, missing, bowling over onto his ass, and then getting ventilated repeatedly as he tries to roll himself back to his feet, is some Tom and Jerry levels of comical.

There's a reason the IRA and other terrorist groups very famously used Armalite rifles and the like instead of massive bolt-actions.

If you're right wing and make a joke, you're equivalent to a Nazi.

If you're CinemaBobert and make a Nazi statement, it's just a joke.

Weird how that works.

When is Bobert ever known for consistency?

I truly wonder when it will hit him and he will go on an absurd chimpout/meltdown.

When he realises that by his own standards he's obsolete.

This is called "Chesterton's Fence," after author G. K. Chesterton. He once wrote that before you tear down a fence, first learn why it was put up to begin with.

I've been meaning to read Chesterton for a while.

"Spray and pray" means you fire as many bullets downrange as possible and pray one hits the target. Bob, being a good-sized target, would be quite difficult to miss with this method. This is a technique of the inexperienced, of Hollywood, and of last resort; an experienced shooter knows how to shoot without resorting to hosing the range with bullets.

Arguably, you could say that the woman has little experience firing while under fire herself. But this doesn't mean she doesn't have the discipline necessary to shoot, wound, and even kill. Kyle Rittenhouse is proof of that.

Even then, it's best to fire and hope you hit a target than not fire.

If you really want an answer, you might just have to @ him. I don't think he spends much time on kiwifarms reading fat jokes at his expense. Might be good to use a throwaway account, cuz if he's sober he'll just block you.

Unfortunately I can't be arsed to make a burner Twitter account just to be called a KF troll and blocked.

There is no scripture that spells out those words explicitly

You said that those words were in the Book of Samuel. You can't have it both ways.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Another round of Bob flaunting his status as a badass tough guy who owns a gun - but a classy one, mind. Only a gent with discerning taste prefers a high caliber single shot to trashy assault rifles, after all.

Now, as a Brit, I know very little about guns, but I suspect either of those women with a 'spray n' pray' would be at an advantage against Bob and his single shot. If only because of the vast discrepancy between target sizes.

Statistically the "large caliber" hand guns are no more a one shot stop than say 9mm. There's a study by the FBI that finds the average number of shots it takes to stop a violent attack by caliber and there's very little difference, I unfortunately can't find it again.

Really this just shows Bob is basically using video game logic to real world guns.

 

[muh_moobs]

You said that those words were in the Book of Samuel. You can't have it both ways.

Something, something, meaning in the message.

You're not wrong, though.

 

[Druveer]

Jimmy Dore:
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If Dore were Bob he'd just say, "Who the fuck are you?"

Of course Blobby hates Jimmy Dore for all the same reasons Scientologists hate Leah Remini. You don't break with the faith or you're a nonperson.

Bobby has a knack of evoking empathy:
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Somehow this gives me a strong empathy, a very strong empathy, towards Bobby's bullies at school. My heart races with theirs and I can almost feel their glee as they brushed Little Bob's mouth with a toilet brush.
(BTW how does the quote-reply show someone a dumbass?)

This is great, someone else who like Blobby was bullied as a kid, the difference being they had the emotional stability and intelligence to grow beyond it. Blobby is perpetually that kid getting bullied in school trying to do whatever he can to appease the people he thinks will save him.

Also, Blobby we know you are the one who really wants that cookie.

 

[Coccxys]

Bob doesn't (and wont) see the benefits to streaming over cinema because he always goes alone. Here the cost of renting a latest film on a streaming service is about the same price as one ticket to the cinema. For those of us with others to go with it makes streaming significantly cheaper. Plus Bob won't notice the fat guy who sits next to you, takes up all the space and wheezes the entire film because that's Bob.

Cinema has been dying for years, it's expensive to get tickets, any concessions are at least double a reasonable price and you're at the whim of the other patrons as to if they're going to have a noisy phone call or food fight during the film for which the cinema staff will do jack shit about it. In short it's too expensive for the quality of "service".

They keep going because thats the price of seeing the latest film, you want to see it? Well bend over then. Now their monopoly on the latest releases, the only thing they had going for them, is over its adapt or die time. That's not accounting for the massive drop in quality films to go see of course, that certainly hasn't helped.

I think the real reason Bob is chimping about the death of cinema is not "muh 6 gorillion jobs", its how it renders him (even more) obsolete. Going the cinema is a time and monetary investment, unless you know the franchise then you check out reviews because you don't want to waste the time, money and effort. Now it's come to streaming services well its not quite such a big gamble, you pay a smaller amount and if its shit you can find something more productive to be doing or just turn it off. Yes, you can walk out of a film but you paid good money to be there and went to the effort of making time and travelling there.

 

[DickoTheClown]

Oh no someone mentions us! (The rest of the thread)
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The words "racist" and "Fascist" mean whatever I want them to mean:
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I have it on good authority that the loathe part was a little white lie. I also have it on good authority that the same guy had also never looked at Bobert's KF thread until maybe... yesterday, so he definitely didn't get the tweet from here.

There is a certain amusing level of autism in the fact that the very next site his fans blamed was 4chan, as if they'd give a shit about keeping a tweet alive, and then blaming KF and 4chan for the image being on Google.

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

Statistically the "large caliber" hand guns are no more a one shot stop than say 9mm. There's a study by the FBI that finds the average number of shots it takes to stop a violent attack by caliber and there's very little difference, I unfortunately can't find it again.

Really this just shows Bob is basically using video game logic to real world guns.

The more I think about it, the more I feel like I can capture Bob's fantasy. He thinks he's gonna be a 1992 LA Riot Rooftop Korean. He thinks he's not going to have to move a muscle; he'll be able to pick off the mayo ghouls as they come out of their holes in total comfort, probably under an umbrella, maybe with a politically certified wench to fetch him regular sized meals and healthy beverages. Nobody is ever going force him to do anything more strenuous than set down his Big Mac, look out in one direction, fire a single shot, and hum a contented 'mmm' while his hated foe bleeds out. I bet he's expecting to tell them by their confederate flags, white hoods, and red hats.

Stupidity and arrogance are strong drugs.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Of course Blobby hates Jimmy Dore for all the same reasons Scientologists hate Leah Remini. You don't break with the faith or you're a nonperson.

Jimmy Dore didn't break with the faith. If socialism's a fundamentalist Baptist church in Oklahoma, then Jimmy Dore's the pastor who waves around a massive KJV and calls anyone who dares do anything in a way different to him a tool of the Devil.

Case in point - the whole ”force the vote at the least opportune time or you're just another capitalist pig” spergery.

I have it on good authority that the loathe part was a little white lie. I also have it on good authority that the same guy had also never looked at Bobert's KF thread until maybe... yesterday, so he definitely didn't get the tweet from here.

There is a certain amusing level of autism in the fact that the very next site his fans blamed was 4chan, as if they'd give a shit about keeping a tweet alive, and then blaming KF and 4chan for the image being on Google.

I've said this before but it bears repeating - the way Twitter lefties treat KF reminds me of how Chris Chan talked about 4-cent_garbage.com

The more I think about it, the more I feel like I can capture Bob's fantasy. He thinks he's gonna be a 1992 LA Riot Rooftop Korean. He thinks he's not going to have to move a muscle; he'll be able to pick off the mayo ghouls as they come out of their holes in total comfort, probably under an umbrella, maybe with a politically certified wench to fetch him regular sized meals and healthy beverages. Nobody is ever going force him to do anything more strenuous than set down his Big Mac, look out in one direction, fire a single shot, and hum a contented 'mmm' while his hated foe bleeds out. I bet he's expecting to tell them by their confederate flags, white hoods, and red hats.

Stupidity and arrogance are strong drugs.

As I said, in the unlikely event of an actual civil war, I nominate Bob to be the other side's generalissimo.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Jimmy Dore didn't break with the faith. If socialism's a fundamentalist Baptist church in Oklahoma, then Jimmy Dore's the pastor who waves around a massive KJV and calls anyone who dares do anything in a way different to him a tool of the Devil.

Case in point - the whole ”force the vote at the least opportune time or you're just another capitalist pig” spergery.

I've said this before but it bears repeating - the way Twitter lefties treat KF reminds me of how Chris Chan talked about 4-cent_garbage.com

As I said, in the unlikely event of an actual civil war, I nominate Bob to be the other side's generalissimo.

If Civil War breaks out, it's not the mayo ghouls who will be spilling into Bob's neighborhood demanding he hand over all his stuff or they'll burn his house down - it'll be Antifa and black people from the inner cities. Mayo Ghouls won't give a shit about Robert unless he and his ilk start infiltrating their neighborhoods and farmfields.

 

[DickoTheClown]

Late but I saw Bob's recent defense for his eugenics tweet and I can't wrap my head around Bob's defense of it being a bad edgy joke related to traffic and that's just what the fuck

I remember the time he called for Germany to invade Poland again. He was absolutely serious until the left (of all people) called him out over it. At that point it was an obvious joke that you were stupid for not getting was a joke.

That's just the way Moving Picture Roberto is - he's serious about everything until he gets backlash, at which point it's a joke and you're just stupid (and therefore should be culled because he thinks the stupid are subhuman).

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Hell, Disney is moving away from its theme parks to make Disney+ the new cornerstone of its business despite projections that it will not be profitable until 2023-24.

With them canceling annual passes, I wouldn't be surprised if Disney abandons the them park industry.

 

[Totally Awesome]

With them canceling annual passes, I wouldn't be surprised if Disney abandons the them park industry.

That's absolutely insane. Disney makes so much money on theme parks. They will be opening them back up when coronavirus is gone.

 

[Coccxys]

No way they kill the Disney parks, the profit margins on everything in those parks is huge.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

I've said this before but it bears repeating - the way Twitter lefties treat KF reminds me of how Chris Chan talked about 4-cent_garbage.com

At this point, people that talk about this site just treate the users like we are obsessed stalkers that motinor every single second of someone's life and Josh as internet boogeyman.

We are just people that find the stupid antics of a stupid person very fascinating. But we are not willing to give them clout or asspats if they behave like utter morons, and that is the big sin.

If Civil War breaks out, it's not the mayo ghouls who will be spilling into Bob's neighborhood demanding he hand over all his stuff or they'll burn his house down - it'll be Antifa and black people from the inner cities. Mayo Ghouls won't give a shit about Robert unless he and his ilk start infiltrating their neighborhoods and farmfields.

That is something that Bob cannot fit in his little head. He thinks that cities are powerhouses that produce inmense amounts of stuff, when in relaity they consume tons of stuff and have to be constantly supplied every day in order to provide people with everything they might need.

But for Bob, you can expect that his main concern when the sortages begin are the food rations for average people rather than the risk of running out of insulin. You can bet on that.

 

[DickoTheClown]

At this point, people that talk about this site just treate the users like we are obsessed stalkers that motinor every single second of someone's life and Josh as internet boogeyman.

We are just people that find the stupid antics of a stupid person very fascinating. But we are not willing to give them clout or asspats if they behave like utter morons, and that is the big sin.

It's so they can pretend to have actual meaningful lives instead of acknowledging how they've never seen grass in the last 8 months due to how terminally online they are.

 

[mandatorylurk]

A real question: would Bob sleep with a woman/tranny he knows is conservative just to finally have sex? The woman walks up to him, wants to have sex with him for some reason, does he accept or reject it for his fake political purity.