Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Peak consoomer behaviour. Holy shit this sort of fanaticism reaches retard religious levels of "paying to see the nails of christ's cross".
Reminder that this man (allegedly) thought at some point that he was on a mission to save video games via his YouTube channel, delivered to him by Shigeru Miyamoto in a dream. A mission that, if successful, would let him meet Mario IRL.
There's a reason whenever he goes on his classic Thinkers vs. Believers rant I begin to wonder if he even has the self-awareness to pass the mirror test.
 
Reminder that this man (allegedly) thought at some point that he was on a mission to save video games via his YouTube channel, delivered to him by Shigeru Miyamoto in a dream. A mission that, if successful, would let him meet Mario IRL.
There's a reason whenever he goes on his classic Thinkers vs. Believers rant I begin to wonder if he even has the self-awareness to pass the mirror test.
Do we have this consoomer retardation on record?
 
I'd feel bad for the coroners, the funeral parlor and the casket builders that would have to deal with the wretch.
Also, one mourner in his funeral would be one too many.
Bobert didn't want mayo ghouls to be able to show up for grandma's funeral because muh coof so I think it's only fair he gets lowered into the ground with only a priest for company.
 
Bobert didn't want mayo ghouls to be able to show up for grandma's funeral because muh coof so I think it's only fair he gets lowered into the ground with only a priest for company.
To be fair Bob has been pretty consistent in his "you should skip your own grandmother's funeral" stance. It's one of the rare instances where he actually practices what he preaches. He didn't even need a pandemic because he's just that considerate.
 
Bobert didn't want mayo ghouls to be able to show up for grandma's funeral because muh coof so I think it's only fair he gets lowered into the ground with only a priest for company.

nice name

also, lets be honest here- as long as you held a chipman funeral at a place without rascal-scooter access, odds are good nobody is going to make it
 
Bigoted vagina haver gets destroyed with the facts and logic by forward thinking 21st century male!!! But seriously Bob is the antithesis of an athletic human what does he know about sports? Isn't this like mansplaining or something?

What really rustles my jimmies about this nonsense are the cries "the science backs it up!" and "pls listen to the experts!" when basic research could tell you that biological males with male bone structures and muscle development will almost always have an unfair advantage over biological females furthermore, these aren't just based on basic biology just look at all the troons dominating in women's sports, that's literally all the evidence you need. Still, men being 'better' women than women is pretty funny so there's that.
 
Bigoted vagina haver gets destroyed with the facts and logic by forward thinking 21st century male!!! But seriously Bob is the antithesis of an athletic human what does he know about sports? Isn't this like mansplaining or something?

What really rustles my jimmies about this nonsense are the cries "the science backs it up!" and "pls listen to the experts!" when basic research could tell you that biological males with male bone structures and muscle development will almost always have an unfair advantage over biological females furthermore, these aren't just based on basic biology just look at all the troons dominating in women's sports, that's literally all the evidence you need. Still, men being 'better' women than women is pretty funny so there's that.

We have to ignore objective reality in the name of niceness.
 
I'd feel bad for the coroners, the funeral parlor and the casket builders that would have to deal with the wretch.
Also, one mourner in his funeral would be one too many.

Down here there is an odd tradition to place a glass of water below the casket during a memorial service, as a symbolic way to give some refreshment for the departed soul.
In the blob's case, it would have to be that one huge-ass McDonald's serving he thinks is average.
Not to mention the crane operators.
 
Bigoted vagina haver gets destroyed with the facts and logic by forward thinking 21st century male!!! But seriously Bob is the antithesis of an athletic human what does he know about sports? Isn't this like mansplaining or something?

What really rustles my jimmies about this nonsense are the cries "the science backs it up!" and "pls listen to the experts!" when basic research could tell you that biological males with male bone structures and muscle development will almost always have an unfair advantage over biological females furthermore, these aren't just based on basic biology just look at all the troons dominating in women's sports, that's literally all the evidence you need. Still, men being 'better' women than women is pretty funny so there's that.
When it comes to tranny's Bob and others are far more "believers" than "thinkers."
 
When it comes to tranny's Bob and others are far more "believers" than "thinkers."
I just realised why he sucks up to the trans community. He probably assumes they're a stepping stone to getting his robot body, or maybe magically making him thinner and muscular. Once science figures out how to genetically engineer a male body into a female one, Bob can have them engineer him into a chad that could get women and not repulse them with his looks, only his terrible personality.

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if that's what it is. Unless he really is just hoping that one will fuck him.
 
Bob's desire to have a robot body and never die really puzzles me.

Is his existence really that great that he never wants it to end?
I mean Bob has clear delusions of grandeur especially given his motivations to become a youtuber or critic is so he can get con girls to throw themselves towards him.
 
Bob's desire to have a robot body and never die really puzzles me.

Is his existence really that great that he never wants it to end?
If his previous comments are to be believed, his robot body will be infinitely customizable so he can just upload from the lump of flesh into Fabio. Therefor, the only thing that matters is cultivating his superior intellect (fed, in no small parts, by "average size" servings of McDonalds) because his mere flesh will be sloughed away when he achieves his true, deserved form.

...it's a really complicated way of saying "he's too lazy to work out."
 
Bob's desire to have a robot body and never die really puzzles me.

Is his existence really that great that he never wants it to end?
I believe that like all of us, Bob ultimately fears his mortality. However while others try to cope with that through philosophy or religion, Bob I believe does so with his belief in a magical scientism that his consciousness will be saved by technology - completely ignoring how far off that kind of technology actually is.
 
Bob's desire to have a robot body and never die really puzzles me.

Is his existence really that great that he never wants it to end?
I would also say that aside of the mortality thing, i would believe that Bob is one of the radical types that believes that the flesh is weak. After all, his body couldn't cope with his fucked habits and he's like he is now. He not only wants to live forever, he also wants to do it while not taking any sort of responsability for his habits and health. After all, he is probably the kind of idiot that thinks that a new bionic body will be build to last and will have no kind of problem.
 
I would also say that aside of the mortality thing, i would believe that Bob is one of the radical types that believes that the flesh is weak. After all, his body couldn't cope with his fucked habits and he's like he is now. He not only wants to live forever, he also wants to do it while not taking any sort of responsability for his habits and health. After all, he is probably the kind of idiot that thinks that a new bionic body will be build to last and will have no kind of problem.
It would be karmic punishment for Bob to get his immortal robot body, only to find himself eternally at the mercy of his mayo ghoul mechanics.
 
It would be karmic punishment for Bob to get his immortal robot body, only to find himself eternally at the mercy of his mayo ghoul mechanics.
Nah, i think he would direct his rage against the people that think that bionics and such radical alteration of the human body is inmoral because it vulnerates what makes us human and the sanctity of humanity, since that would blur even further the distinction between man and machine.
 
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