Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Krokodil Overdose]

Again Bob unloads his "baser instincts" on female politicians. This time even his fans think he is going too far.
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That particular exchange gets even more amusing when you know that Straka is gay.

If the first thing you think of when you hear ”a group of elites control the world” is ”this is a reference to the Jews” you just might be an anti-Semite.

Or possibly a Jew. They tend to have a weird persecution complex about this stuff.

 

[TowinKarz]

I believe that like all of us, Bob ultimately fears his mortality. However while others try to cope with that through philosophy or religion, Bob I believe does so with his belief in a magical scientism that his consciousness will be saved by technology - completely ignoring how far off that kind of technology actually is.

Or why, If it should become viable in our lifetimes, why the elites would blow 900 trillion dollars to do the process on a peasant like Bob and not themselves.

Routine surgery to correct relatively minor health issues are already out of reach for a lot of people, what makes him think techno-medical immortality is going to be different?

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Or why, If it should become viable in our lifetimes, why the elites would blow 900 trillion dollars to do the process on a peasant like Bob and not themselves.

Routine surgery to correct relatively minor health issues are already out of reach for a lot of people, what makes him think techno-medical immortality is going to be different?

I kinda reiterate myself, but that's why Bob wants distopyan cyberpunk future to happen: because it would make cybernetics and bionics dirt cheap. So cheap in fact pretty much every street rat can have bionics. I think it boils down to that because we already know how Bob's thought process is: if there is a complicated and more elaborated alternative, it's not that one.

 

[Judge Dredd]

The DSM flat-out says that transvesitic fetishism is a major symptom for late onset gender dysphoria.

Interesting if true. I've seen that said about many lolcows, but it just seemed to be based on gut instinct or a lolcow trend without anything backing it up. If that's now part of the diagnosis, that's basically confirmation.

I just realised why he sucks up to the trans community. He probably assumes they're a stepping stone to getting his robot body, or maybe magically making him thinner and muscular. Once science figures out how to genetically engineer a male body into a female one, Bob can have them engineer him into a chad that could get women and not repulse them with his looks, only his terrible personality.

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if that's what it is. Unless he really is just hoping that one will fuck him.

I think it's more cynical than that. Bob doesn't care one way or another about trans issues, but those on the anti side trans issues are the obsoletes he hates so much.

 

[TopTierHealer]

Or why, If it should become viable in our lifetimes, why the elites would blow 900 trillion dollars to do the process on a peasant like Bob and not themselves.

Routine surgery to correct relatively minor health issues are already out of reach for a lot of people, what makes him think techno-medical immortality is going to be different?

Funy, I just did this duty 15 minutes ago:

 

[Uncle June]

Does Bob realize that the Dems he fellates are the ones prolonging the lockdowns? I'm not a cuckservative, but its pretty clear as day that his aggression is completely misdirected.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Does Bob realize that the Dems he fellates are the ones prolonging the lockdowns? I'm not a cuckservative, but its pretty clear as day that his aggression is completely misdirected.

To him, he thinks the Democrats should lockdown the country for as long as it can so that it can eliminate much the virus with no vaccine.

 

[Mr Snek]

Does Bob realize that the Dems he fellates are the ones prolonging the lockdowns? I'm not a cuckservative, but its pretty clear as day that his aggression is completely misdirected.

He believes that the virus is only in America due to Trump and the republicans not being able to magically close all the borders instantly and implement a perfect quarantine that would have stopped the spread within a few weeks. Or at least that's what I understand from his comments on the matter.

 

[TopTierHealer]

He believes that the virus is only in America due to Trump and the republicans not being able to magically close all the borders instantly and implement a perfect quarantine that would have stopped the spread within a few weeks. Or at least that's what I understand from his comments on the matter.

Don't forget that he can't think harder than what the pretty people on tv tell him to think. If the 24 hour media cycle is not reminding him of the coof his add and fat addled brain won't be able make the connection.

He won't talk about the coof, not because he's towing the party line but because he forgot there is a coof around since the TV told him everything is fine.

Also: wasn't the fucking retard putting 10 points on display with number 7 being Open Borders? Retard can't even keep his stories straight

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Also: wasn't the fucking retard putting 10 points on display with number 7 being Open Borders? Retard can't even keep his stories straight

Does he want to open the borders while the South African virus is spreading like wildfire?

 

[TopTierHealer]

Does he want to open the borders while the South African virus is spreading like wildfire?

AIDS? That's been going on for a while, mate.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Bob doesn't share the frothing hatred for women that incels have, with the exception of Republican women.

This is late, but you should check out his interactions with a woman named Aimee Terese from the "trash left" AKA, the portion of the left who think idpol is a capitalist ploy to divide and harm people (which they're largely right about). Also, his comments about Tulsi Gabbard.

Robert's hatred of women flows freely against any acceptable target who he doesn't think will help him get into the cool kids club or might willingly touch his peepee. Republican women are just the most common and easy target for him.

 

[dzonatan]

Guess he doesn't have a little Chun Li within him.

Dont think all of us have. Some of us have Tifa as an alternative.

Bob's desire to have a robot body and never die really puzzles me.

Is his existence really that great that he never wants it to end?

More like he's that dissapointed into who he turned out to be and wishes deep inside there was an easy reset/load game button just like in all those games that shapes him during his childhood.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

AIDS? That's been going on for a while, mate.

Somehow I don't think Bob is at much risk of getting that one.

 

[Totally Awesome]

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Jesus Bob, you get into a bullshit argument every five minutes. And how is this argument "fake"?

 

[The Nothingness]

Has he even covered the Godzilla vs. Kong trailer today?

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Bobby spent the early Sunday morning getting offended about the design of Chun Li, and anime avatars.
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Oh snap. The guy who constantly drools over a Chinese woman who's more silicone than meat, and looks like she's smuggling a pair of fully inflated balloons in her shirt has complaints about female video game character anatomy.

 

[make_it_so]

Bobby spent the early Sunday morning getting offended about the design of Chun Li, and anime avatars.
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Let me guess - the only reason Bob is even bothering to get wound up over this is because the character, art style, and game she appeared in are the type that appeals to "dude bros." Oh, and Bobby, if you have an issue with female video game characters having unrealistic body types, any comment on this?

And did I mention he really, really, really hates WW84?
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I'm going to be honest, I don't understand the hate this movie gets. Yeah, it's silly and ridiculous, but no more so than your average cape-shit film. Besides, this movie was a lot more enjoyable and rewatchable than fucking Pacific Rim.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Somehow I don't think Bob is at much risk of getting that one.

I don’t know, Lindsay Ellis practically split him in half.

Has he even covered the Godzilla vs. Kong trailer today?

He probably hasn’t finished fapping to it yet.

 

[ditto]

Stick Bob's brain in a database so he has to spend the rest of eternity reliving the times he was angry and humiliated on the Internet.

That would be some real Twilight Zone level shit.

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