Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Jack Awful]

Country folk being all poor and not enjoying being told what to do? Unevolved ghouls.

Fat neckbeards bad-touching the womens? Just people.

It's like Bob's an incel, but he also AGGRESSIVELY thirsty at the same time, but also """""""""""NOT simultaneously"""".

Who cares if it's fucking gay and un-gay concurrently, pant load? What possible difference would being faggy out of phase make, unless it's scratching a particular itch of yours?

Because gay is good and virtuous and straight is evil and oppressive.

It's part of why Bob is openly pro lesbian, because he hates his heterosexuality. That, and he's a coomer who likes watching 2 girls make out.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Because gay is good and virtuous and straight is evil and oppressive.

It's part of why Bob is openly pro lesbian, because he hates his heterosexuality. That, and he's a coomer who likes watching 2 girls make out.

Yeah, because he’s an unattractive tard who can’t get a girlfriend.

 

[ChampFantana]

Regardless, it is already pretty embarassing confusing kiddie fanservice with real sexuality, but if all you do is consume media targeted at teens, I can see how you can come across the idea how those goofy Bayonetta games can be "sexual", but saying this shit at 40, that is embarrasing.

Well he DOES speak from a profound lack of experience. It's on par with the "Breasts feel like a bag of sand" bit from The 40 Year Old Virgin.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Luke spergs about HBO'S The Last of Us.

I know i shouldn't be saying this because my opinion is subjective but... TLOU was shit and will be shit no matter if it's a game or a series.
What i don't get is the sudden hateboner for Joel when, as far as i know, everybody liked him because he was a normal guy that was thrown into horrible situations and he tried his best to not go the route of CineRoberto. Is it because Abby "Mr. M'am" is the one that killed him and people still say you should like that sorry excuse of a woman?

 

[BubbleButt]

Sonic 2.
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AllSoTiresome-dot-meme

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Worth a reminder that Moviebob's former senpei Lindsey Ellis watched JoJo and concluded that all the Joestars are gay, despite the whole theme of fathers and sons continuing a lineage.

To be fair, the show makes that theory hard to discount.

I know i shouldn't be saying this because my opinion is subjective but... TLOU was shit and will be shit no matter if it's a game or a series.
What i don't get is the sudden hateboner for Joel when, as far as i know, everybody liked him because he was a normal guy that was thrown into horrible situations and he tried his best to not go the route of CineRoberto. Is it because Abby "Mr. M'am" is the one that killed him and people still say you should like that sorry excuse of a woman?

The original game was supposed to have the plot that the second game had. Neil Druckman, the guy who wrote it, was BTFO'd from the first game in favor of a woman who made the first game a success. He was pissy, and played politics to get her fired and take her place. He immediately worked to retcon everything she did. The hatred for Joel comes from Druckman destroying everything likable about the character. Only the Woke Left likes "IT'S MA'AM!"

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

He was pissy, and played politics to get her fired and take her place. He immediately worked to retcon everything she did. The hatred for Joel comes from Druckman destroying everything likable about the character.

How much of a petty bitch must you be to have such a grudge after so long? But i shouldn't expect more from the kind of people that worry about pronouns and people being coddled rather than the well being of others.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Why, if you have an army of simps, will you settle for that one guy that dumped his monthly salary on you in a single day?

Blob was always told he was a special little boy. Therefore he is, and therefore, in his mind, his Congresswaifu is bound to notice him and agree with what he says.

I could write an entire treatise on Blob's relationship with women, but if you really want to read Islamic content I'll just link you to a copy of the Koran and save time.

They think that if they complain or suck up enough, they’ll be rewarded.

That's how things were when Blob was at school, and Blob enjoys reliving his schooldays.

 

[TopTierHealer]

Sucking up only works when it's done face to face. It's sad when grown men have to fake enthusiasm to their seniors but at least it has a tangible benefit (a corner office, a team leader position, a raise, etc).
Bob's intelligence is subnormal if he thinks that the people in power that play on Twitter read and inspect each and every comment.

Pretty much this:

https://youtu.be/n-hhbe1QOg0?t=233

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Bob is probably delusional enough to think his blue check gives him access to the same Twitter circles as say AOC or Hillary Clinton simply because they also have blue checks. Hell, they don't even have to be politicians, it could be someone like Taylor Swift or whatever. That class of celebrity has their Twitter's setup to easily avoid the Bob's of the world most of all. Not that they even use Twitter in the same way that Bob does, spending all day in the same specially curated world.

 

[Flexo]

Incoherent jibbering at a Bruce Springsteen advert:

Which is funny because uber-right leaning author Larry Correia really tore into the Jeep ad as well.

https://monsterhunternation.com/2021/02/08/read-the-room-jeep/

1) maybe so, but I don't think supporting a thing because it might accidentally produce some inventions is a good idea.

You say that now until the Sweet Meteor of Death shows up in the sky or the robot uprising begins...

Jesus Christ this is horrifying. These "superior evolved humans" would rather doom planet after planet than give up some material comforts. He would rather kill all life on the planet than give up cities, and has the nerve to call someone else a monster. Holy fuck how do you get this insane?

It's the consequence of a completely materialist logic. If there's no people around, what does the other life matter? Without humans does it matter whether dinosaurs ever existed? Without sapient life, does the very concept of "mattering" exist at all? Such has kept philosophers up at night.

Luke has run the thought to its logical conclusion. If there's no life after death, and all dies eventually anyway, why bother with any concern for the future? Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow all die. Ironically he and Bob prove why humans need a religion or organizing principle to order things towards longer term goals past their own existence.

Otherwise in the face of death, there is nothing but nihilistic hedonism.

Upgrade was the best Venom movie we ever had, fight me.
How’s that for a movie review, Blobby?

Interesting. I'll have to give it a look.

More comic book movies:

Gods, how much of a pussy are you that you can't have YOUR VILLAIN BE A BAD GUY??

EDIT to avoid double

Nice "cover" Bob. We all know that if you were in Joss Whedon's position you would be four times the tyrant he was. Stanley Krubrick's ghost would take one look at your treatment of the workers and say, "damn dude, lighten up."

Dennis the Menace. What a random day in the life of Bob.

You dense dumbass. (not you, @Positron) The original Dennis the Menace film the robber was played by CHRISTOPHER LLOYD who was just literally a conflict device for the last act of the film. It's his stealing Mr. Wilson's valuable coins that cause Dennis to unintentionally ruin the bloom watching party. It's really not that dense of a movie!

I'm 56 years old, I surely won't read that shit, not even during my sunday morning shit.

Oh no nonoononononono. You need to see this shit.

Behold! Starfire's daughter! Who's writing this book again?

Ah.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Nice "cover" Bob. We all know that if you were in Joss Whedon's position you would be four times the tyrant he was. Stanley Krubrick's ghost would take one look at your treatment of the workers and say, "damn dude, lighten up."

You dense dumbass. (not you, @Positron) The original Dennis the Menace film the robber was played by CHRISTOPHER LLOYD who was just literally a conflict device for the last act of the film. It's his stealing Mr. Wilson's valuable coins that cause Dennis to unintentionally ruin the bloom watching party. It's really not that dense of a movie!


Oh no nonoononononono. You need to see this shit.
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Behold! Starfire's daughter! Who's writing this book again?

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I'm not sure if I should laugh at these pictures or just start weeping.

 

[Flexo]

I get the feeling he's dancing around between being a feminist ally wanting to denounce Joss Whedon for being a Sex-Pest and possibly getting some pussy, and hoping all the accusations against Joss get swept under the rug so the man who made the MCU into the snarky quipfest it is today doesn't go down as an abuser. To be a White Knight or to be a consoomer? That is the question.

Not to mention that given the SJW tendency towards "fruit of the poisonous tree" if Whedon becomes problematic, then everything he's done is now problematic.

And he did the first Avengers.

It would be like if you were a Catholic and were informed that the book of Matthew is now going to be tossed out of all Bibles and you can't read it any more.

Oh and the best adult take on Scooby Doo was the 2000s movie and the Supernatural episode where the Scooby Gang dealt with an actual ghost and lost their minds.

Yeah but in that episode Velma sexually assaulted Sam so now it's problematic. /sarc (great episode though)

My unpopular opinion is that the Squad are actually pretty smart, and underestimating them because their ideas are completely batshit is exactly why Joe Crowley's now giving after-dinner speeches instead of sitting in Congress.

Don't mistake media protection for intelligence.

Bob is probably delusional enough to think his blue check gives him access to the same Twitter circles as say AOC or Hillary Clinton simply because they also have blue checks. Hell, they don't even have to be politicians, it could be someone like Taylor Swift or whatever. That class of celebrity has their Twitter's setup to easily avoid the Bob's of the world most of all. Not that they even use Twitter in the same way that Bob does, spending all day in the same specially curated world.

Jonah Goldberg once revealed on a podcast when he lost his blue checkmark for a period of time that Twitter is literally set up so anyone with a blue checkmark can filter out their feed/notifications/etc for JUST other blue checkmarks.

It really goes a long way to explain... everything about twitter.

 

[Positron]

I take it won't be long for Bob to jump in on the Gina Carano situation given his simping for Disney.

And not just Bob:





Pity Brie Larson doesn't have arms big enough.



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The French have decided that American wokeleft politics is bad. Hence to Bobby they've gone the way of Poland.


Speaking of Poland, they invent something this sick world badly needs -- LGBT-free zones.


BLM good but Capitol rioters are terrorists.


Cheering on struggle sessions within families:


Something something alt-right:


Bobby knows science, gender politics, and how to operate a chroma key:


Conservative woman:

At least she looks woman, unlike this thing.

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Bobby feels emasculated by BRIAN BLESSED


It is a bad day for male feminists.


Wrestlers:


WandaVision. When does this shit end so I don't have to hear about it again?



Even more Disney+ remakes. Will the nightmare ever end?


James Gunn


Mismash of pop culture. No idea:


Animation recommendation:


Bobby's Angels. Fake Tits claims to have been mistaken as a gweipo:



I don't know Fake Tits has a husband.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Sonic 2.

And it makes me incredibly happy to see that Bob is still ass-hurt over Sonic the Hedgehog's success. Does that mean Sonic the Hedgehog 2 is going to be any good? Not exactly. The first one had the benefit of lower expectations from the fans (including yours truly) and thus set the bar higher for the sequel so plenty could still go wrong. Look at what happened with Wonder Woman 1984. Bob simply can't accept that Mario's old rival achieved the success the plumber couldn't in film. It must really sting--to realize that he is not really that influential or important. So tell me, sport, who are you again?

 

[karz]

What I can't figure is whether the openness of this hostility is deliberate, as a morale-breaking technique, or whether it's elitist out-of-touchism, or whether they're just too incompetent to hide their naked contempt. Probably all three.

When you believe you have a moral imperative to lead people into a consoomer future, you get the modern Democratic Party platform.
And don't be surprised by any political party asking for support by one group and then tossing them to the side. That's just theories of power at work - get support, then toss to the sidelines when no longer needed. Goal achieved - you've extended your reach and power without including anyone else in your circles.

 

[noonster]

And it makes me incredibly happy to see that Bob is still ass-hurt over Sonic the Hedgehog's success. Does that mean Sonic the Hedgehog 2 is going to be any good? Not exactly. The first one had the benefit of lower expectations from the fans (including yours truly) and thus set the bar higher for the sequel so plenty could still go wrong. Look at what happened with Wonder Woman 1984. Bob simply can't accept that Mario's old rival achieved the success the plumber couldn't in film. It must really sting--to realize that he is not really that influential or important. So tell me, sport, who are you again?

Just the fact that he's openly expressing sadness solely at the movies existence is great by itself. That's the crazy thing about Blobert, for all the reprehensible shit he says, there is no greater punishment than letting him continue his existence as he is now. It's like the old joke of "At least you aren't Anthony Burch". I don't wish harm on Bob, cause I know eventually he will do or say something to fuck himself and make himself even more of a pathetic laughing stock, he's proven that he needs little to no prompting to do so.

 

[The Valeyard]

The reason for Boebert’s sadness at a second Sonic movie is that as a “movie critic“ he has to see it.


Black Widow

 

[Strange Wilderness]

Sonic 2.
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Don't be mean to Bob. Hes a man suffering from PTSD from the console wars where Nintendo battled Sega fans in the trenches on the playgrounds. To him the Sonic movie sequel is like a veteran freaking out over fireworks on the 4th of July because it reminds him of gunshots. To Bob the Sonic sequel brings back the memories of High School where kids would call him a fat baby because he obsessed over Mario.

Clarice.
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I have no idea what he's saying. I really don't. Is he trying to be funny by dropping names? Where is the set-up and punchline of the supposed joke he's trying to make?

Not to mention that given the SJW tendency towards "fruit of the poisonous tree" if Whedon becomes problematic, then everything he's done is now problematic.

And he did the first Avengers.

It would be like if you were a Catholic and were informed that the book of Matthew is now going to be tossed out of all Bibles and you can't read it any more.

Like all those Beatles fans who burned their CDs when John Lennon said the Beatles were bigger than Jesus, thousands of soyboy, bearded, fat, manchildren will burn their copies of the Avengers. They will still keep their DVDs of Buffy to "admire" the "strong" female characters and continue to consoome every Disney/Marvel product released.

The French have decided that American wokeleft politics is bad. Hence to Bobby they've gone the way of Poland.
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I thought at one point American influence over other countries was a bad thing? That America shouldn't use military force to overthrow other governments we didn't like and that our corporations shouldn't try to change the culture of other countries? When did what I beleive as a child become wrong? When did it become OK for Leftists, Socialists and Progressives to cheer corporations dominating the industries and cultures of other countries?

Will France only join the Superior Future when every French restaurant is replaced with a McDonalds and French cinema is replaced with American blockbusters?

Cheering on struggle sessions within families:
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What a piece of shit. Openly saying he's happy that peoples family and friends are turning them in for brownie points on Twitter. You'd have to be a callous asshole to be happy this is happening. Is this guy married? I think if this guy was married his wife would leave him forever and never see him again and it would be all his fault.

Something something alt-right:
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Is this a reference to Firefly? Is Bob retweeting a probable troon that Firefly of all shows was responsible for the alt-right? I can tell you from personal experience that the biggest Firefly fans are also massive leftists. You would have to be a total dumbass to think that an early 2000s cult show about a bunch of smart-mouthed space smugglers was the genesis of a political movement 15 years later.

Conservative woman:
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At least she looks woman, unlike this thing.

Bob really should thank his lucky stars every day that some women vote Republican. It gives him a socially acceptable outlet to vent his incel rage at never having sex ever. Show Bob a conservative woman and you will see the true thoughts of every Male Feminist simp.

And it makes me incredibly happy to see that Bob is still ass-hurt over Sonic the Hedgehog's success. Does that mean Sonic the Hedgehog 2 is going to be any good? Not exactly. The first one had the benefit of lower expectations from the fans (including yours truly) and thus set the bar higher for the sequel so plenty could still go wrong. Look at what happened with Wonder Woman 1984. Bob simply can't accept that Mario's old rival achieved the success the plumber couldn't in film. It must really sting--to realize that he is not really that influential or important. So tell me, sport, who are you again?

All Sonic had to do was be competent in its execution to become one of the best Video Game movies of all time. Meanwhile his beloved Mario movie is infamous for being a terrible piece of crap to the point where everyone who worked on it admitted they did it for the money or were drunk while making it. His personal choice for best Video Game movie, Rampage, has been forgotten by everyone except hardcore fans of the Rock and monster movie fans despite it being an OK movie. Just being average is enough to send a failure like Bob into a bitter rage.

 

[Shield Breaker]

And not just Bob:

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Pity Brie Larson doesn't have arms big enough.

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The French have decided that American wokeleft politics is bad. Hence to Bobby they've gone the way of Poland.
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Speaking of Poland, they invent something this sick world badly needs -- LGBT-free zones.
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BLM good but Capitol rioters are terrorists.
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Cheering on struggle sessions within families:
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Something something alt-right:
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Bobby knows science, gender politics, and how to operate a chroma key:
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Conservative woman:
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At least she looks woman, unlike this thing.

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Bobby feels emasculated by BRIAN BLESSED
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It is a bad day for male feminists.
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Wrestlers:
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WandaVision. When does this shit end so I don't have to hear about it again?
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Even more Disney+ remakes. Will the nightmare ever end?
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James Gunn
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Mismash of pop culture. No idea:
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Animation recommendation:
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Bobby's Angels. Fake Tits claims to have been mistaken as a gweipo:
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I don't know Fake Tits has a husband.

Probably saw the bolt-ons and assumed her accent was fake too.