Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Wulfpack Legend]

From the latest GDELB video

 

[Oliver Onions]

What people on KF don't understand is that lots of cows, by virtue of them being cows, are delusional. Look at every ugly man on this site who thinks he's a TRUE and HONEST woman, or look at @Autphag who was, and still is, convinced that the Jews and "Celtonegroids" were in a plot to stop him trooning out. Bob is really no different, only he blames Pmurt for everything instead of Haselgrove and hates mayo ghouls instead of blacks.

For once I have to disagree with you. Well, kind of.

I've said myself in previous posts that Bob believes his own hype, but I think on a subconscious level he, like all cows who aren't actual mentalists, knows what a weirdo loser he is, by virtue of comparison if nothing else. Non-clinical delusion only goes so far when you live in a leaky basement, waiting for your diabetic feet to rot off.

I believe that could even be part of what makes cows like Bob so wild: That constant state of cognitive dissonance might be what forces him to double down so hard on the ego trip, because if he lets up for a single second and allows a moment of self-reflection it would break him, but I could be wrong.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

For once I have to disagree with you. Well, kind of.

I've said myself in previous posts that Bob believes his own hype, but I think on a subconscious level he, like all cows who aren't actual mentalists, knows what a weirdo loser he is, by virtue of comparison if nothing else. Non-clinical delusion only goes so far when you live in a leaky basement, waiting for your diabetic feet to rot off.

I believe that could even be part of what makes cows like Bob so wild: That constant state of cognitive dissonance might be what forces him to double down so hard on the ego trip, because if he lets up for a single second and allows a moment of self-reflection it would break him, but I could be wrong.

The thing is that, and for once I'm not using this word as an insult, Bob is probably autistic.

He doesn't understand social cues, he has obsessions with things most people consider trivial or childish, he doesn't take good care of his appearance, and he gets angry incredibly quickly. Given that autistic cows can be incredibly deluded (Chris Chan, for instance), that would explain why Bob thinks what he does.

 

[Mola Ram]

The thing is that, and for once I'm not using this word as an insult, Bob is probably autistic.

He doesn't understand social cues, he has obsessions with things most people consider trivial or childish, he doesn't take good care of his appearance, and he gets angry incredibly quickly. Given that autistic cows can be incredibly deluded (Chris Chan, for instance), that would explain why Bob thinks what he does.

He's also suspiciously defensive of any perceived insult to folks on the spectrum. I don't think it's all about his sped niece.

 

[Oliver Onions]

The thing is that, and for once I'm not using this word as an insult, Bob is probably autistic.

If he does in fact have the tism then I agree with you, but I'm leaning more on the side of him just being a supremely bitter asshole who wasted the best years of his life and knows there's no fixing it now, so he chooses to live in his Twitter fantasy world instead, where he's someone who actually matters.

In my opinion, he's the consoomer critic equivalent of the dad who dreamt of being drafted into the NFL so now screams at his son during peewee football matches.

 

[UserAccess]

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Any psychiatrist: no, no, no, and no. None of that is true. Take this script to CVS. It'll get you Abilify the size of a golf ball.

 

[MirrorNoir]

I saw Godzilla vs Kong, and was disappointed.

I have no idea why this has such a higher RT score than Godzilla: King of the Monsters. The script of this movie is fucking swiss cheese. I could list off 20 fucking nitpicks right now, but I'll spare you.

There might be one reason:

 

[Quixotic Man]

Today in "things Bob is now an expert in:" Building Engineering. Specifically how China has surpassed America.

Of course this ignores how America is more spread out and thus doesn't need to have the same building density as Hong Kong (428 Square Miles) and how the buildings in the Middle East are basically tourist traps and dick waving contests. Or that they were built by shipped in indentured servants in horrendously unsafe environments, but never mind all that. Because the only jobs worth saving are in the movie industry.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

>We need to ensure there is a movie industry left to go back to
Is this the 14 words of Moviebob? "We must ensure the continuation of the film industry and a future for inane garbage to consoom"

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Is this the 14 words of Moviebob? "We must ensure the continuation of the film industry and a future for inane garbage to consoom"

For him, the 88 stands for ”Heil Hillary”.

 

[Flexo]

(who looks lkke AOC, so probably more spank bank material for Bobby)

Ok I was beginning to think I was the only one who noticed that. It was really weird and when they found the power source I half expected to hear her shout, "Now we'll get the Green New Deal!"

Like KotM with Atlantis, it also just mostly skips over the most interesting concept it introduces: the war between Kong's kind and Godzilla's species.

Those bits really make me think that somebody had a plan for about a half dozen or 10 movies and they've all been squished into these 4. Same flaw with the Justice League - you rushed a story you planned to be longer.

Probably a bottle of red, bottle of white situation. Yeah there are probably some SnyderCut dweebs who are doing that. Just the fact that it's being talked about probably gave some idiots the idea. But it could just as likely be dorks who wanted Kong to win, or people butthurt about American companies doing Godzilla movies at all. or people who are just negging everything as a way to feel like they threw gas on a Hollywood trashfire. But in terms of being any one of those things definitively? Nah.

Culture war is a dumb phrase because it's less of a war and more like two colonies of worms trying to strip the same carcass.

Not even getting into the tinfoil of how easy it would be to fake being a fan.

Looking at one of the sample reviews, it honestly made me wonder. It could just as easily be a tumblrite (or a cheap foreign PR firm) taking 5 minutes to pwn the fascists by pretending to be one. Nobody really wants to admit how cheap the internet has made false flag efforts.

I just wish someone had the guts to not want to feed the enemy and told China to fuck off and take their filth money elsewhere. The problem is that China will inevitably do it because there is a long queue of companies waiting to do business with them.

We were not worthy of him...

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Ok I was beginning to think I was the only one who noticed that. It was really weird and when they found the power source I half expected to hear her shout, "Now we'll get the Green New Deal!"

Spoiler: Judge for yourself

The resemblance is honestly uncanny.

 

[Bloody bunny]

Spoiler: Judge for yourself

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The resemblance is honestly uncanny.

I'd still fuck the shit out this nut till I busted a nut.

 

[Adamska]

Today in "things Bob is now an expert in:" Building Engineering. Specifically how China has surpassed America.

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Of course this ignores how America is more spread out and thus doesn't need to have the same building density as Hong Kong (428 Square Miles) and how the buildings in the Middle East are basically tourist traps and dick waving contests. Or that they were built by shipped in indentured servants in horrendously unsafe environments, but never mind all that. Because the only jobs worth saving are in the movie industry.

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Retard stans for the country who got caught on more than one occasion building with actual garbage layered with concrete. Still proves hideously smooth brain despite all his wiki'ing engineering. Seriously, I guess he's also choosing to ignore how so many of their dams break or how building safety standards are far lower, or in the case of HK it was built by the fucking Brits.

 

[Bolo]

What people on KF don't understand is that lots of cows, by virtue of them being cows, are delusional. Look at every ugly man on this site who thinks he's a TRUE and HONEST woman, or look at @Autphag who was, and still is, convinced that the Jews and "Celtonegroids" were in a plot to stop him trooning out. Bob is really no different, only he blames Pmurt for everything instead of Haselgrove and hates mayo ghouls instead of blacks.

Gotta disagree here. While Robert does indeed hold delusions about his smarts and talents, he isn't divorced from reality and he knows what's up when he looks at the mirror, or around his apartment. That impotent rage he display daily on twitter doesn't come from a bunch of republicans after all, twitter politics is just a scape valve for something he has no right to complain himself, that he doesn't have the life he wants to.

And weird of it all is that Robert's frustations are all too naked for everybody to see

That is one of the big reasons why Robert has such a following here on the farms, or twitter for his antics, he is somewhat relatable on his antics, because deep down we all have frustations and hang ups about life not going the way we wanted.

Look,guys like DSP and Ethan Ralph are bizarre, their actions come from such a weird line of thinking that you can't help to be mesmerized by their antics, its a shit show for sure, and you can't even begin to see youself in such shoes.

On the other side of the coin, with just as much pages as DSP and Ralph, you get why Robert is the way that he is, and like it or not, we can see that we all have this sad part of ourselves, it just that, well, we grow up, we deal with things not being the way we want to be be, and most of all, we doesn't spaz out on twitter and make a mockery of ourselves.

And mind you, when I say that Robert is "relatable", by no way I mean "symphatetic", because he ain't, quite the opposite. I can't even begin to understand what miserable hell hole that is Ethan Ralph's life, and even if he is the lowest of scums, so even if just a spec, i do fell a bit sorry for the man. But Robert? arrogant, self-rightous ball of hot gas, thinking to be wronged by the world when he do aplies no effort to be who he thinks he deserves to be? yeah, nothing but contempt from me.

 

[Ita Mori]

Ok I was beginning to think I was the only one who noticed that. It was really weird and when they found the power source I half expected to hear her shout, "Now we'll get the Green New Deal!"

I can't believe I'm defending AOC, but the actress you're referring to, Eiza Gonzalez, is more plastic than human. At least AOC is all-natural.
This is what Eiza looked like in her teen soap opera days compared to now:

She has admitted to being a cosmetic surgery junkie and has had over 12 surgeries to fix herself up, particularly her stubby nose, due to being constantly mocked and laughed at by the beaner audiences who said she looked and acted like shit and never liked her as a protagonist for anything she was in. It's part of the reason she left Mexico for sucking dick in Hollywood; she couldn't get work in beanland and her employers found her unusable.
AOC, for all her flaws, at least accepts herself as she is. She's mentally ill, but at least has self-esteem.

The amount of degenerate beanfuckers in this thread though...

 

[Captain Marvelous]

There might be one reason:

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I don't get it. Who is that?

 

[Positron]

Is Chris a beer-rag?

That beer itself deserves a KF thread of its own.

 

[Flexo]

I love how little Bob ever thinks through his words. Like these...

"Geez, seems one of those things I'd look at before deciding whether it was worth taking a shit load of fentanyl."

"...probly shoudn'a done a druggie then.

"Here check me out watch this, are you watching?

"...

"Did'ya see it? That was me NOT doin' drugs or counterfeiting. Super easy."


But of course we can probably find (even on this thread) plenty of tweets from Bob to those heartless monsters who made that very same point of "have you tried NOT doing crime" to any arrested POC.

AOC got disrespected again! (Medhurst's video); the "peroxide Nazi" is, of course, Julian Assange.

Funny also how the guy pitches a fit every time someone brings up his incident with Lindsay loves to bring up any other record of womanly mishaps in a person's past...

(look at what they did with Hush in Batwoman)

Forget that, did you see what they did to Kevin Conroy Batman? Give me ten minutes and I could probably stir up a jihad of pissed off fans to burn down the studio. (I mean if you're not a Bat-fan, that would be to Catholics like a movie where Mary, the mother of Jesus was an eager street whore. Or to Muslims a scene where Muhammad was a cowardly faggot. It's basically ultra-mega-heresy.)

I've been saying this for years, but the problem with modern DC in general is they're trying to beat the MCU at its own game, which just won't work. The main reason why is that DC has always, always been darker than Marvel, especially with Batman and related characters. I really expected Joker to be the wake up call that would tell DC what fans want from them.

Eh.... no there was a period of time where DC was the brighter, more fun company and Marvel seen as the darker one (I mean rainbow Batman... just: rainbow batman). Since then they've kind of gone back and forth in waves. Both companies should just accept that they have characters which work in dark motifs and ones that work in bright motifs (a few that can do both - like Spidey) and let their comic lineups be diverse.

Personally, I'll save my laughter for the 2024 presidential debates and watch him try and choose between his ex-cop waifu and his ex-bartender waifu.

Eh... Kamala is taking out her main challengers now. Since AOC isn't in trouble at the moment, I assume either she's not a threat, or she'll be Harris' VP. Like... sure enough that if you want to make a gentlemanly wager on this I'll take you up on it.

Spoiler: Mideast talk

If the Jews only made up 31% of the population, why did they end up with far much more than 31% of Mandatory Palestine in the partition plan?

Are you counting that big blue south-east part of the nation for the Jewish total?

I mean... it's basically shit. Literally that area is just desert that nobody cares about - Israel is still working on ways to make it habitable. Yeah the Jews got some of the prime costal real estate (that is ridiculously good for agriculture) but it looks like the Arabs got some of that too as well as plenty of the other prime agriculture area on the west of the mountain ridge Jerusalem sits on. Heck part of the partition gives the Arab's Tel-Aviv/Jaffa - the nation's major and principle sea port. Which parts do you think the Jews should have had? How much of a percentage? Does the quality of the environment factor into any part of the calculus?

Israel enjoys the fact that it is basically getting away with South Africa-style apartheid without anywhere near the recriminations internationally that South Africa suffered.

I mean... as best I can find (because stats are a bitch to uncover from gov and NGOs), it looks like over apartheid's lifespan, the UN had like... 7 resolutions against it.

In the span of a decade, Israel has 68 human rights council resolutions against it and 83 general assembly resolutions against it in a 3 year span.

True the South Africa resolutions were Security Council so I do apologize I couldn't find apples to compare to the apples but still it seems very difficult to claim they are aren't having international recriminations.

(though there seem to be more arabs in the Israeli government than one would imagine in an apartheid state)

Celebrating workers -- the wrong workers anyway -- is a sign of Fascism.

Gee, it's almost like Fascism was a brand of socialism...

When it does come, it will be glorious.

See my tagline? I mean I voted for the Robot apocalypse. Don't blame me if all your other meatbags keep voting against it.

I mostly agree with you, but at the end of the day, Bob doesn't have anything to lose. The Escapist let him go, and even if he wasn't such an unbelievably nasty piece of work, his writing and video skills are way below par to get him noticed at any major websites. He doesn't have the connections to break into filmmaking, even at the indie scale. His screenplays range from terrible to unintentionally hilarious, so he's not going to sell any. Basically all Bob is, his entire identity, is being an obnoxious loudmouth on Twitter. He could get banned or lose his checkmark, but so what if he does?

At this point, no matter who eventually decides to turn their fire on him, I don't expect Bob to do anything but be an online asshole until his untimely death of some obesity related illness.

Yeah, I like to try and imagine what it would take to break Bob and get him to have either one moment of perfect self-awareness, or suicide (which let's be honest, the former would probably lead to the latter).

Only thing I can think of is that he finally realizes he's not a good guy. So much of his identity is bound up in that it's the only thing I can think of. But what would convince him of it...

> whose opinion... matters

And that's my answer: nothing. He plays the semantics game of "I can't lose because I make the definitions." You disagree with Bob? Well then you don't matter. If an entire horde of POCs surrounded Bob and started beating him to death as they cried "oppressor" he still wouldn't get it. With his last breath he'd declare his attackers as actual MAGAtards who's opinion don't matter. Or they are poor deceived souls who have turned against their best ally by the lies of those who don't matter.

His is the kind of soul who you could see being allowed to go to Heaven, and declaring it Hell. Bob is proof of CS Lewis' saying: "The doors of Hell are locked from the inside."

I wouldn't say all leftists are like Blob (though maybe that's because I'm good friends with quite a few offline). What I would say is that there's a tendency to act in an elitist way towards working-class people on the left and to act as if social issues matter more than economic issues, and Blob is the crux of that.

I'll say that a leftist's involvement with politics AND social media is proportional to how much they are like Bob. The casual lefty - who is more that way just because they've never known different and it's the social world around them? Yeah, not anywhere near Bob.

The lefty for who it's a way of life? A near religious movement? One who almost defines their life by it? THEY are the Bobs.

 

[UserAccess]

Is Chris a beer-rag?
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That beer itself deserves a KF thread of its own.

Pretty on the nose of Dunkin Donuts to name this beer after the weapon of choice to snag whales.

Bravo, Dunkin. May The Chippa's blubber light many a New England lamp.