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I see Kevin Smith keeps being a huge hack like he always was.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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That goddamn slob couldn't wait two seconds to take a picture before he dug in?
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I always thought the Blob was basically AM if it was made flesh. Thanfully, he was also made incredibly powerless.
But juuuust in case he became a sentient, omnicidal AI hell-bent in torturing what he perceives as the worst humanity could offer, and thus absolute proof he is right all along, I'd picture it would go like this:
- A right-wing pundit with "skeletons in their closet" like Tucker Carlson or Sean Hannity would be Gorrister;
- A meathead like a possible former bully of his would be Benny;
- A wrong-thinking woman like Megyn Kelly or Gina Carano would be Ellen;
- A big-buck enterpreneur with wrong-thinking inclinations like Elon Musk or Dana White would be Ted;
- And Donald Trump would be Nimdok.
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It's always astonishing to me to see a 300+ lbs person with the limbs of a 140-150lb person.
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Remember that Ellen was a back woman that thirsted after Benny cock so I would nominate Candace Owens for the part. I would've said Lindsay but when I see her I don't think of the word chaste.
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Don't bother sipping for Melissa McCarthy, Bob. Not even she would fuck you.
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Yeah, she's actually managed to lose weight.
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The asspats were astounding. If that encourages Bobby to post more selfies, so much the better.
His secret diet?
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Criminalize Christians!
Bobby takes an interest in kitschy Christian flags:
Here we go again...
Ulysses Grant "only" had a point because, unlike Bobby, he didn't see patriotism as a form of superstition.
The true academics, the people who matter, will know that Science is not a religion, but a social construct.
"Mean Kampf", assholes, and trans rights. Luke and Bobby are surprised to learn that pronouns and fairytale biology are very low on the left's agenda:
The Rock as president, and the strategic alliance between Alaskan natives and GOP:
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A history of European-American culture in 4 tweets.
What art and literature have the Roman and Greeks imported from conquered/expanded territories?
Another incident involving police and African American. Of course Bobby's only point of reference is Hollywood:
Every negative behavior should be honored as long as the perpetrator is black. If you don't accept this you are not Properly Evolved.
OK if racism is the precinct of CDC, it means racism is a disease right? So why aren't the medical community investigating the cure?
Yet Bobby is ready to make an exception to Werner von Braun...
...though not Donald Trump or Elon Musk!
Bobby stans for some Azn chick, which attracts the attention of Coffin senpai:
The "castration lottery" comment appear to be fake; the rest she dismissed as "I'm only joking bro". Sarah Jeong is a despicable person who should be sucking cocks in a gas station, not having a high-paying job browsing the internet for the NYT.
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Bill Maher criticizes this year's Oscar entries and, worse, he takes a stab at GvK! This will not stand!
Old times...
Falcon:
Emasculation. Bobby loves emasculation.
Avengers and trauma:
Ah I remember. Thunder Force is a capeshit spoof featuring two obese women. Even the trailer physically stinks.
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DMX. Never Forget.
If no one remembered that DMX was in video games, perhaps it means he is not as important to gamers at all?
Yet another movie (or cartoon) pitch:
Parasite. I almost sense there is a point somewhere:
Friend of the Skunk Angel needs your tithe:
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Remember when he said critics have higher tastes, the average joe just ate the schlock shoveled into his trough, and they only sometimes came together? Well, here he is again being the outlier in both aspects.
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Going down a shirt size is incredibly easy when you PUT DOWN THE FUCKING FORK.
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I can feel that poor belt's pain just by looking at the image. Note also the contrast between how the t-shirt is tightly stretched by his gunt and the pants hanging baggily around his atrophied legs.
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Just look at his neck.
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Mask doesn't help but no jaw, throat, or neck muscles visible. Just an amorphous fleshy tube.
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thats skinny diabetic bob you fucking mongoloid, you arent healthier
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The first bit of this post is me talking in depth about history and religion. If you just want to see me laugh at the retard then scroll on to the end.
In response, those same peasants took up their rifles and fought the Cristero War in defence of their religious liberty. Want to know who won that war? I'll give you a hint; it's not the side which hanged Catholic priests in public and burnt churches.
So, Bobby, if you do want to criminalise Christianity, I have one thing to say to you; ¡viva Cristo Rey y Nuestra Señora de Guadalupe!
In fact, and to go back to what I said earlier, if you want to look at what ”Thinkers” can do to ”Believers”, just look at what the Camisas Rojas did during the Cristero War or the CNT-FAI did to Catholics in Catalonia.
Not to mention that I don't think either me or Bob could point to a Renaissance-era artist who took inspiration from African art.
This is probably his first major success in life.
Let me tell you a story, Bobby. In the 1920's, an atheist government with views much like yours took power in Mexico and closed down churches. The president said that the Catholic Church had kept the Mexican peasantry in ”darkness” and that ”in a year without the Sacrament the peasants would forget the Faith”. Sound familliar?Criminalize Christians!
In response, those same peasants took up their rifles and fought the Cristero War in defence of their religious liberty. Want to know who won that war? I'll give you a hint; it's not the side which hanged Catholic priests in public and burnt churches.
So, Bobby, if you do want to criminalise Christianity, I have one thing to say to you; ¡viva Cristo Rey y Nuestra Señora de Guadalupe!
Let me point out that the (atheist) Nazi Germany, the (atheist) People's Republic of China and the (atheist) Soviet Union killed far more people than the (Catholic) Spanish Empire, the (Orthodox) Russian Empire or the (Anglican) British Empire ever did.
In fact, and to go back to what I said earlier, if you want to look at what ”Thinkers” can do to ”Believers”, just look at what the Camisas Rojas did during the Cristero War or the CNT-FAI did to Catholics in Catalonia.
I'm unsurprised Blob sees ambition as a vice; for him, the proper place for us peasants is ”own[ing] nothing and be[ing] happy”.
Science, in and of itself, is not a religion in and of itself; logic sits at the root of science and St Thomas Aquinas used that logic to prove God's existence instead of worshipping that logic. Neoliberalism and socialism, however, have replaced religion for a lot of people and are all too willing to use science for their own purposes.
The true academics, the people who matter, will know that Science is not a religion, but a social construct.
At the centre of trans ideology is the idea that technology can and should be an omnipotent force that allows people to change their biology. The average working-class person in the US has been negatively affected by this idea of an omnipotent technocracy; it's unsurprising that the working class have no love for troons, because they are, quite simply, sane."Mean Kampf", assholes, and trans rights. Luke and Bobby are surprised to learn that pronouns and fairytale biology are very low on the left's agenda:
I'm more surprised he managed to avoid calling them Uncle Toms.The Rock as president, and the strategic alliance between Alaskan natives and GOP:
The idea of ”whiteness” is a very recent construct and doesn't make much sense when you realise that Serbs, Bosniaks and Croats are all white and were all very happy to genocide each other in the 1990's, or that the white English were very happy to take white Irishmen as indentured servants and send them to the plantations.
Not to mention that I don't think either me or Bob could point to a Renaissance-era artist who took inspiration from African art.
It's more accurate to say that the conquered territories imported Roman ideas than that the Romans imported conquered lands' ideas. If you look at Romania, you'll notice that the conquered Romanian population speak what's basically a Latin patois as opposed to Romans beginning to speak a dialect of Dacian.
I'm not too much of an expert on the Greeks, but what I do know is that after Alexander's time the Greeks in Egypt kept on speaking Greek to the point where Alexandria was very much a Greek city until the Arab conquest 900 years later, and the Greek kingdoms in India issued drachmas with Greek lettering on and pictures of Greek gods. If what Blob is saying was true, those kingdoms would have gone native quickly - in fact, Greeks in conquered lands tried to impose their culture on conquered peoples. If you look at the reasoning behind any of the Jewish revolts up until the Christianisation of Greece, they were invariably caused by Greeks trying to impose Greek paganism on the Jews.
The only three examples I can think of when Roman culture at large took in a foreign concept were Greek culture, and the Unconquered Sun and Mithras cults. The Romans modelled themselves after the Greeks because the Greeks were one of the most civilised powers there were while the Romans were running around raping the Sabines. The Unconquered Sun cult became a big thing in Rome in part because a crazy troon emperor decided that he would make himself high priest of it and that everyone had to follow it, while the Mithraic mysteries were basically the Roman version of Freemasonry as opposed to a seperate religion - a secret society that invited powerful people to join, had strange rituals and was distrusted by the establishment.
I'm not too much of an expert on the Greeks, but what I do know is that after Alexander's time the Greeks in Egypt kept on speaking Greek to the point where Alexandria was very much a Greek city until the Arab conquest 900 years later, and the Greek kingdoms in India issued drachmas with Greek lettering on and pictures of Greek gods. If what Blob is saying was true, those kingdoms would have gone native quickly - in fact, Greeks in conquered lands tried to impose their culture on conquered peoples. If you look at the reasoning behind any of the Jewish revolts up until the Christianisation of Greece, they were invariably caused by Greeks trying to impose Greek paganism on the Jews.
The only three examples I can think of when Roman culture at large took in a foreign concept were Greek culture, and the Unconquered Sun and Mithras cults. The Romans modelled themselves after the Greeks because the Greeks were one of the most civilised powers there were while the Romans were running around raping the Sabines. The Unconquered Sun cult became a big thing in Rome in part because a crazy troon emperor decided that he would make himself high priest of it and that everyone had to follow it, while the Mithraic mysteries were basically the Roman version of Freemasonry as opposed to a seperate religion - a secret society that invited powerful people to join, had strange rituals and was distrusted by the establishment.
Bob has managed to out-retard a member of the Squad.
This is probably his first major success in life.
If slandering Asians is literally a hate crime, I wonder what that makes slandering half the country.Bobby stans for some Azn chick, which attracts the attention of Coffin senpai:
Whenever I hear Bobby talk about castration my urge to grab a broadsword and head to Revere, MA rises exponentially.Emasculation. Bobby loves emasculation.
If the first thing you hear when someone says ”a race of reptilians who secretly control the world” is ”he must clearly be talking about the Jews”, you're probably the anti-Semitic one.
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I just... I've really got to highlight this tweet from moviebob.
MOTHERFUCKER THIS IS WHAT PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO TELL YOU NOW! You keep whining about how others treat you, well they're just trying to kick your ass because of the insufferable shit YOU'RE ALWAYS SAYING!
It probably triggers my almonds because I have run across people like this so many times who will fight back and stuff their ears at even the slightest critique, and then at some point years later, revisit their past and say, "Gee I was really at fault then. Why didn't anybody tell me?"
Well this is the board, Bobby boy. WE ARE YOUR COLLECTIVE ASS-KICKING.
And he was definitely a narcissist originally which has only led to more of this problem.
Oh no, the one thing that would get Bob off his lazy ass would be the chance to be the enforcer. This is a guy I would absolutely believe he would not only have joined the spanish inquisition, but then constantly bitch that they didn't go far enough.
"Hey Bob, most of the world is moving on from movie theaters. Why do you cling to them and demand they remain open instead of being torn down and the real estate put to better use?"
MOTHERFUCKER THIS IS WHAT PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO TELL YOU NOW! You keep whining about how others treat you, well they're just trying to kick your ass because of the insufferable shit YOU'RE ALWAYS SAYING!
It probably triggers my almonds because I have run across people like this so many times who will fight back and stuff their ears at even the slightest critique, and then at some point years later, revisit their past and say, "Gee I was really at fault then. Why didn't anybody tell me?"
Well this is the board, Bobby boy. WE ARE YOUR COLLECTIVE ASS-KICKING.
Don't disagree with you, but like I've said before, I think people have more plasticity than we realize and that folks can train their mental health just like they can train their physical health. Just as Bobby has given himself diabetes, I think he's given himself a form of autism by being in the basement all the time, avoiding real life interaction and spending most of his time online.
And he was definitely a narcissist originally which has only led to more of this problem.
I marked you disagree on this. I know it's weird, and I'm not arguing that Bob isn't lazy, HOWEVER he regularly displays such a petty vindictiveness, I think if he somehow got it into him to be a secret police middle manager he would absolutely take to the job with gutso and work at it with an ethic that was downright protestant. Notice how the only times we see him do any research is when someone disagrees with him, then he goes on a twitter timeline hunt for some sign that person is bad or unclean in some way.
Oh no, the one thing that would get Bob off his lazy ass would be the chance to be the enforcer. This is a guy I would absolutely believe he would not only have joined the spanish inquisition, but then constantly bitch that they didn't go far enough.
Yeah it is fun to notice how many of Bob's reasonings would actually make the actions against the Amerindians justified.
Bobby's fate under the wokequisition, colored.
Or a better one:
"Hey Bob, most of the world is moving on from movie theaters. Why do you cling to them and demand they remain open instead of being torn down and the real estate put to better use?"
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I doubt Blob would have gladly joined an organisation that was much more merciful than the secular courts of the time.
For me, Bob strikes me as the sort of person who'd feel right at home in the Cheka, not just because of his ability to change his conscience according to what was most politically convenient but because of the way he finds the suffering of his enemies fun.
Indeed. The trouble with useful idiots is that they inevitably stop becoming useful at some point.
Case in point - Stalin was willing to use other Politburo members to become the Soviet leader, but when he did that all those potential successors quickly became threats and found themselves in the basement of the Lubyanka.
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Hence my line about him complaining they aren't harsh enough.
Bingo.
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